"No!"

"No!"

Wu Gang cried out in his heart: "Don't be like this......"

"Hey, brother, what are you doing?"

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Xu Zhimo slapped Wu Gang awake in grief, and said loudly: "As a heavenly general who guards the law and order of the Heavenly Court, you encounter this kind of thing, why don't you go and tell the Jade Emperor Lao'er." ”

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

"I'm going to tell the Jade Emperor, I'm going to tell Marshal Tianpeng. ”

Wu Gang came to his senses again, and when he thought that the goddess in his heart was desecrated, the whole person became angry again, and he was filled with righteous indignation, and he had to administer justice for his goddess.

"Thank you Great Sage for the reminder, I'll go now. ”

Wu Gang also showed a grateful expression to Xu Zhimo, thanking Xu Zhimo for giving him a chance to please the goddess and run errands for the goddess, and then dragged the axe and rumbled towards the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"This stupidity!"

Xu Zhimo smiled helplessly, looked at Chang'e's flower-like face again, and smiled brightly: "Fairy, I have to go, we will have a date later." ”

"Y-You're leaving?"

"And when are you—when are you going to come to see me again?"

Chang'e Yu grabbed the corner of Xu Zhimo's clothes with her hand, her eyebrows were shy, revealing a reluctant look, this man cut down the osmanthus tree, but she was destined to have a lover.

"Damn!"

"What's the situation?"

Xu Zhimo was shocked, he stuck to him so quickly, why did every fairy just know him, and they were for him?

Could he be so charismatic?

No, I have to go back and find a mirror and take a good look at myself, how handsome I am.

"Fairy, it's convenient to see me, you can go to Yaochi to soak in the hot springs, and I'll give you a swimsuit for free." ”

Xu Zhimo grinned again, gently broke free of Chang'e's little hand, turned into a light and shadow and disappeared into the moonlight, the Jade Emperor and Erlang God Yang Jian These immortals are coming soon, he has to leave first, let them deal with the aftermath.

Waiting for Marshal Tianpeng to be relegated to the mortal world and turned into a pig.

It's hard to kill a god in the heavenly realm, it's always easy to go to the mortal world to kill a pig.

......

Heavenly Palace, Ear and Eye Palace.

"The Great Sage of the Day is so bad, Quack, it's really bad, admire, I admire it. ”

Clairvoyant laughed for a while, and said proudly: "Hehe, I have seen it, hehehe, in the heavenly court, no matter what I do, no one can escape my eyes." ”

"Quack, this time Marshal Tianpeng is miserable. ”

Shunfeng also laughed a few times, and said proudly: "Don't be shy, hey, hey, I heard it too." ”

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The two lewd men in the heavenly court laughed wickedly again.

"Gaga, after this demon went to the Heavenly Palace, I knew that he would not keep to himself and would do anything wrong, so I kept an eye on him, waiting to see a good show. ”

The voyeur clairvoyant looked obscene: "Hehe, I thought he would go to the tryst with the third princess and bring a green hat to Yang Jian, but I didn't expect him to engage Marshal Tianpeng." ”

"Yes, I think so too, I'm ready to listen to him and the third princess bang hehehe......"

Eavesdropping on the crazy Shunfeng Ear also looked obscene, and then, puzzled: "It was Erlang God Yang Jian who robbed his first love, he didn't go to Yang Jian, how could he get Marshal Tianpeng?"

"I don't get it. ”

Clairvoyant was also stunned, and said: "Demons are not good, and they naturally act arbitrarily. ”

"Brother, what are we going to do about this?"

Shunfeng Er said again: "Framing Marshal Tianpeng, this is a big deal, do you want to tell the Jade Emperor?"

"Well, let me think about it. ”

Clairvoyant squinted, and said thoughtfully: "On this day, the Great Sage of Heaven and Sun Wukong joined forces, and the Jade Emperor couldn't cover it, and it was useless to tell him, exposing him, he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and it was no good for everyone." ”

That's a good statement. ”

Shunfeng Er agreed, and said: "Then forget it, we don't see or hear? ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Claireye suddenly laughed evilly: "Of course not, this is a great opportunity, the great sage of the sky, the fierce man who can say the sky." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Shunfeng Er seemed to understand: "Brother, do you want to threaten him?"

"How can you say it's a threat!"

Clairvoyant chattered evilly: "We don't have a grudge against him, but we keep it a secret for him, and he has to give us some good." ”

Shunfeng Ear also laughed evilly: "It makes sense." ”

Clairvoyant looked greedy: "This demon is so powerful, there must be a lot of treasures on ......"

"Quack Quack ......"

Shunfeng Er laughed obscenely again: "As long as he is willing to give us a few good treasures, we will not only help him keep it a secret, but in the future, whether he is the third princess or the seven fairies or the Chang'e fairy, we can also promise to help him look out for the wind and give him a sentry." ”

The clairvoyant thief smiled: "Yes, yes, yes, so that he will be very grateful to us and be friends with us......"

......

After Xu Zhimo gave Marshal Tianpeng a trick, he soon returned to Yaochi.

Yao Pond, also called Fairy Pool, is lively during the day, and is generally quiet at night, at this moment, in the hazy fairy atmosphere, the surroundings are quiet and pretty, and no one figure is seen.

"Soak in the hot spring at night with a cool moon, a leaf mask, my skin should also be smooth and supple. ”

Xu Zhimo laughed, anyway, there is no fairy bathing now, he took off his clothes a few times, only wore a big red little pants, and then jumped into the hot spring with a 'poof'.

Take a dip in the Yao Pond, you can be young, beautiful forever, old bacon can become small and fresh meat, this pond is now contracted by Xu Zhimo, of course he has to enjoy it, experience the experience.

"Wow. ”

"Cool!"

"Hmm, hmm, hmm~"

As soon as he entered the hot spring, the fairy water jade liquid invaded the body, like thousands of small fish swimming on his body, and a refreshing feeling spread throughout his body, Xu Zhimo narrowed his eyes and couldn't help moaning.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

At this moment, two obscene-sounding bad laughs rang out.

"Who?"

"There are no fairies bathing here in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?"

Xu Zhimo's expression was frozen, his squinted eyes opened suddenly, and in the dark night, he saw two figures running over, and he thought it was a lewd man who came to peep at the fairy bathing.

"Clairvoyance, Downwind Ears!"

When he saw the comer, Xu Zhimo's expression was lifted, and his spirit immediately became excited.

These two goods, why did they come here?

"Hehe, the Great Sage is good. ”

"Quack, Xianjun is good. ”

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng were upside down, with a lewd smile on their faces, shrugging their shoulders and looking at Xu Zhimo.

"What are you two doing?"

"What do you want?"

Xu Zhimo looked at the appearance of the two, as if he had just finished watching a passionate action movie, and then wanted to find his little sister to commit a crime all over the street, and suddenly, he had a bad premonition in his heart. (To be continued.) )