Underground adult film shooting scene.

Yi Feiyang lay on the chair on the set very leisurely, pinching grapes in his hand and sending them to his mouth.

These grapes were used during filming, but most of them have been wiped out by the uncle-level screenwriter Yi.

Next to him, the "old screenwriter" Fat Jack squatted on the ground, holding a small notebook in his hand and looking at Yi Feiyang with blank eyes.

Yi Feiyang spat out a grape skin, which happened to stick to Fat Jack's face.

"I'm sorry, I didn't spit out, I missed my head." Yi Feiyang wiped his mouth with a tissue, "But since you are willing to worship me as a teacher and learn screenwriting, then I will teach you a good lesson." ”

The fat man has a bitter face, who said that he wanted to apprentice?! If it weren't for the other party kicking his ass as a ball and forcing him to be an apprentice, he wouldn't have done it.

Alas, for the safety of his buttocks and the protection of the delicate chrysanthemum from indirect damage, he had to make compromises.

"It's hard to be an apprentice, and it's not easy to be a master, so you have to learn with an open mind. There is an old saying in China that pride makes people backward, and humility makes people progress, you must keep it in mind! Come, let me tell you about the general plot of my story......"

Yi Feiyang coughed twice and cleared his throat, "In the vast sea, there is a petrel...... Oh no, it should be, in the deep sea, there's a cute SpongeBob SquarePants......"

That's right, the story that Yi Feiyang is telling at this moment is the classic American cartoon "SpongeBob SquarePants" in his previous life.

"SpongeBob SquarePants" is a famous American TV animation series, which will be broadcast on the cable radio station Nickelodeon International in 1999, that is, next year, and the founder is Stephen Helenberg. Set at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, in a city called Beechburg, the story revolves around the protagonist SpongeBob SquarePants and his best friends. Because of its humorous, entertaining and imaginative story, it has been loved by many children and adult audiences, and has been translated into many Chinese versions, becoming a popular work in the world.

Now Yi Feiyang unexpectedly preemptively made this classic cartoon that has not yet been broadcast into an adult film, which can be said to directly destroy the three views, ignore the physical and mental health of future children, and desecrate classic art!

Where did Fat Jack know about someone's sinister intentions, and he was writing a script for the tiger at the moment.

"Pay attention, you must do a good job in the portrayal and analysis of the characters, for example, the male protagonist in my story, SpongeBob SquarePants, should be a little funny, long-winded, and thirty-eight; In terms of supporting actors, the big Pai Dare star should be a little idiot and straightforward; Squidward, a little more sophisticated and a little narcissistic; Mr. Krabs wants to be portrayed as a miser, does the miser know what to do? Grande, Sherlock, Abagon...... If you really don't know the way, I can introduce you to a Chinese restaurant and refer to a real ......."

"The lines should be in line with the public's aesthetic mood...... Note that when I say the public, I mean a wide range of men who love to watch! I don't need to tell you what kind of preferences they have, right? Everyone is a man, tacitly. In the past, everyone liked to play with what uniform temptation, nurses, flight attendants, police flowers, McDonald's little sisters or something...... Now we're going to give them a change of taste and play with cartoon dolls, yes, cartoon dolls! Will squeak, will squeak at every turn, yes, yes, kamang, camon......"

"The most important detail of being a screenwriter is the incitement of the plot, as well as the handling of the cool points, remember my words, the plot is the king, the rhythm is the crown, and the rhythm of filming should follow the pace of the audience, so that they have a strong sense of substitution, so that they will feel cool and feel that watching our films is enough!"

……

Yi Feiyang eats grapes without spitting out grape slices, and teaches the fat man Jack, the fat man writes like a god, under Yi Feiyang's training, like a calf in estrus, raising his hooves on the road of lust ~ love, and striding away.

Therefore, it is very difficult for people to learn well, and it is very easy for people to learn badly.

In fact, the reason why Yi Feiyang wants to let the fat man be his apprentice is to win over this little fat man who has a sense of comedy in the future, secondly, because he is not very familiar with the Hollywood model script, and thirdly, because he ...... Because he's too lazy!

Ever since he wrote three short stories in one sitting, the thought of writing a pen gives someone a headache.

Fat Jack didn't know what to do, in order to protect his ass from being kicked, he made a compromise and succumbed to the disciples.

But with Yi Feiyang's analysis of the characters' personalities, the penetration of the storyline, and the grasp of the audience's emotions, etc., Fat Jack gradually grew his mouth, looked dumbfounded, and looked at Yi Feiyang in disbelief.

For a long time, Fat Jack has not received special training as a screenwriter, and he has groped his way up, which can be said to be self-taught. However, this little talent is not enough to see in the big circle of Hollywood, there is no way, in order to eat, he began to tinker with this kind of low-level adult film, in a word, the situation is forced.

But now, the guidance given to him by Yi Feiyang suddenly gave him a feeling of enlightenment, and then he saw his own shortcomings and a bright future...... A thought suddenly popped up in my heart, this teacher is not covered, talented!

Nonsense! Yi Feiyang is a "person who has come over", although he doesn't know much about the Hollywood script model, but every sentence he teaches is the essence.

For example, the sentence "The plot is king, the rhythm is the crown", which is the core content of any movie. Let's ask, which drama doesn't rely on these two points to attract the audience?

There is also the "sense of substitution" that he emphasized, which is not only applicable to movies, but also to any novel story, to put it bluntly, people watch and read movies in order to pursue the pleasure ~ sense that they bring in.

Fat Jack's mood changed quickly, from the previous helplessness and dissatisfaction, to the current ecstasy, dead heart, and Yi Feiyang's screenwriting skills began to look up to the mountains......

Yi Feiyang knew the great changes in the heart of the fat man Jack, eating grapes, and after finishing his own views and suggestions, he became the shopkeeper and said: "I will talk to you so much for the time being, and you still need to figure out the details yourself, we have an old saying in China, the master leads the door, and the practice is in the individual." Whether you can become a screenwriter in the future depends on your own creation. ”

Fat Jack nodded his head, "Don't worry, master, I will definitely work hard!" ”

"Huh?!" Yi Feiyang was surprised that the fat man called "master" was so sweet, he was wilted before.

However, he is used to being a "fooling god", and he has long been accustomed to this kind of change.

"Well, that's good! You just do what I say, and as a teacher, you have to lie here and brainstorm and think about the next details of filming...... Kneel down! ”

Fat Jack: "......"

"Oh, I don't understand our court dialect, just let you GO~OUT!"

Fat Jack understood, and retreated respectfully.

"Yawn!" Yi Feiyang stretched out his arm tiredly and yawned, he was quite tired of being a teacher, I really don't know how those professors and tutors survived...... Let's squint for a while.

Someone closed his eyes, pinched a grape in his hand, rubbed it, and began to think about his next step.

……

Just as Yi Feiyang was thinking about it, a dirty little hand was secretly eating his grapes.

Yi Feiyang, who had his eyes closed, suddenly reached out and grabbed the little hand very easily.

"I'll count to one, two, three, you have to come out, or I'll smash your ass!"

"I surrender! You win, man! A childish voice said. As he spoke, an eleven or twelve-year-old child emerged from behind his chair.

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