A child emerges from the scene of an adult film; It's the equivalent of a ghost coming out of a holy church.

Look at the boy who came out from behind Yi Feiyang's chair, he is very beautiful and cute, with blue eyes, delicate facial features, and although there are a few freckles on his face, it will not affect him to become a beautiful man when he grows up, but the clothes he wears are a little dirty, and he must look very naughty.

The boy didn't have the slightest sense of being a thief, looked at Yi Feiyang, and said with a smile: "Your grapes are so delicious, I really can't help it, so I touched and ate a few." ”

"Your ass looks good, I can't help but want to spank it twice, how about it?" Yi Feiyang said in his tone.

"I'm a child, you're an adult, you shouldn't have trouble with me, right?"

"What do you say?" Yi Feiyang raised his face.

"No, I surrender."

"You seem to have surrendered once."

"This time it's real!" The little boy shrugged, "I can't beat you, so I have to surrender." ”

"Well, since you choose to surrender, then whatever I ask you, you will answer." Yi Feiyang said "seriously".

"Like a prisoner?"

"Almost."

"You're not going to punish me, are you? Like in the movies, slapping the table and yelling, or hitting me in the stomach? The little boy asked, holding his belly.

Yi Feiyang: "......"

"If you were obedient, I wouldn't have done that."

"Very well, I'll be obedient." The little boy sat down on a chair next to him, crossed his little hands, looked like a prisoner of prison, and added, "Now that I'm ready, you can start interrogating me!" ”

Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes, "Then let me ask you, what's your name?" How did you end up here? "You must know that this is the set of an adult film, and it is shocking enough that a child suddenly appeared here.

"How many questions does that count? Is it one, or two? The little boy said with a serious wink.

"It's two."

"Which do I need to answer first?" The little boy continued to ask very seriously.

Yi Feiyang suddenly felt dizzy, it turned out that interrogating children was such a troublesome matter.

"You can answer whichever you want first." Yi Feiyang said stubbornly.

"Then I'll answer my name first." The little boy thought for a while and said, "I have many names, I don't know which one you ask?" At home, my parents called me 'little trickster', and at school my classmates liked to call me 'freckles', well, my teachers called me 'ADHD'......"

"I usually like to play football and basketball, but the older kids don't play with me, saying I'm too short, and I don't like to play with those little kids, it's boring, they cry when they lose......"

"I have an old dog named Harry, but Harry had dysentery last year and died of diarrhea, so I buried it in our garden and put a tombstone on it that says my favorite friend Harry is buried here...... I loved Harry, really, loved it, I cried so much every night......"

The little boy introduced it in detail, but Yi Feiyang listened to it very painfully.

"Alright, stop! I just want to know your specific name, not any ghost nickname! ”

The little boy crossed his hands and shrugged like an adult, "So man, I can tell you, my name is Robert Pattinson!" Yes, this is the name on our household register, how is it, is it good? ”

"Robert Pattinson?" Yi Feiyang felt that this name seemed to be a little familiar, and after looking at the handsome appearance of the little guy carefully, he suddenly knew who he was...... The future "Twilight Man", Robert Pattinson!

A future "Harry Potter" will be popular with the man with glasses, and many people, including a very inconspicuous guy who plays the honor student of the Academy of Magic in the play. It's a pity that he is unlucky, he is not popular, and he continues to play shrimp and play small roles. It wasn't until 2008 that this guy came to work, and he became a dazzling star of tomorrow with his performance as "Vampire Boy" Edward Cullen in "Twilight".

There is no doubt that this star who has turned over is Robert Pattinson.

If nothing else, it's the little kid in front of you.

"Second question, how did you come here?"

"Oh, my uncle brought me here, he works here, says he's a big star, take me to see it."

"Your uncle?"

"yes, his name is Big Bird Lucci, what, you don't know him? He said that he was a big star, and no one in Hollywood didn't know him! Except, of course, for those rookies who have just arrived in Hollywood! Little Robert said proudly, blinking his eyes.

Yi Feiyang couldn't cry or laugh, if you remember correctly, Big Bird Lucci is the hero of this adult film, that is, the guy who is about to play "SpongeBob SquarePants", I can't imagine that he will really put a high hat on himself and pretend to be a big star. Also, he actually brought his nephew to this kind of set, what kind of education is this?!

"Ahem, yes, of course I know him! Indeed, he is a big star! Yi Feiyang smiled, "But do you know what kind of scene he is filming here?" ”

"Well, he said it's an action movie, the kind that is very exciting...... I love action movies, especially Stallone, I watched "First Blood" seven times when he starred in it! and "Rocky" starring him, which is also very good...... My uncle said that he was also Stallone, but his opponents were all women, very powerful women, and my uncle said that they all practiced a kind of magic skill, called the Dafa of Absorbing Stars, and every time he made him lie on his stomach...... I really don't understand, what's so terrible about women, the Soviet boxing champion and the Vietnamese, that's terrible! ”

Yi Feiyang was almost defeated by the little kid in front of him, and sighed: "Your uncle, talent!" ”

"Yes, even he himself says that he is a talent, and those screenwriters are stupid without him...... and the new stupid screenwriter, who has to do some reshoots, so that his previous scenes are in vain! Little Robert said in the tone of an adult.

"Silly fork screenwriter?" Yi Feiyang's brows furrowed.

Little Robert's eyes rolled, "Are you supposed to be the ...... That stupid fork, right? ”

"What do you say?" Yi Feiyang glared at him.

"Hehe, in fact, I was talking about it just now, my uncle said that the new screenwriter is good, kind and amiable......"

"Edit, continue to edit."

"Well, there's ...... I'm sorry, I can't make it up. Little Robert lowered his little head in annoyance.

Yi Feiyang looked at him and didn't speak.

Little Robert saw that he couldn't even pretend to be pitiful, so he stood on tiptoe and patted Yi Feiyang's shoulder like a little adult, "Hey, man, I know that you are very angry and sad now, but don't pay too much attention to it, people will be scolded sometimes, such as me, I am often scolded by Uncle Lucci as a 'troublemaker'......"

"Hey, trickster! Where are you? "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives. The big bird Lucci appeared at this time.

"Uncle, I'm here." Robert waved at him.

"So you're here, stinky boy, I've been looking for it for a long time! I've said it a long time ago, so don't run around......" Big Bird Lucci came over with a smile, only to find that Yi Feiyang was also here.

"Screenwriter, why are you here?"

"I'm talking to your nephew."

"Oh, what are you talking about?"

Before Yi Feiyang could speak, Robert Jr. preemptively said, "Who are we talking about!" "Uncle Bird's mouth is wide open.

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