In fact, since AV admits that since the birth of movies, the quality of a play is not to see the director dangling with a simple portable camera, nor to see how energetic the jokes written by the screenwriter are, and how beautiful and atmospheric the surrounding scenes are, but to see if the heroine in this play is not on time, whether it is tasteful enough, and whether it can make men interested in watching it.

Of course, these are the opinions of laymen.

Yi Feiyang understands very well that no matter what type of movie it is, whether it can finally attract the audience and make the big guy buy it, the most important thing is whether the script is good enough.

Script, script, playbook!

And Japan, which is the most outstanding AV producer in the world, illustrated this point with a miracle film in the 1982s. That year, the Japanese AV industry, which made countless people yearn for it, gave birth to the best-selling erotic ~ erotic tape of all time--- "Ken in the Laundromat", and the sales volume is said to have 130,000 boxes, that is to say, by building these cassette tapes, you can rebuild three Tianan~ gates! And the fundamental reason for this miracle is that the script of this play is very strong, which makes people want to stop watching it.

Now, the reason why Yi Feiyang has such high requirements for the script of this play is that he hopes that he will write not only a very low-level underground movie, but an erotic film with a strong story. It's a pity that his efforts were in vain, because these guys are rough and vulgar!

Tastefully incomprehensible.

The low-level one is thorough!

Okay, no matter what, Yi Feiyang completely lost his heart for storytelling, and told Bill, who was the director, "I'm done, you can start!" ”

Bill the Rabbit was impatient enough to pick up his camera and shout, "Ready, let's shoot!" ”

The blue beach set is shaking, and the big fan behind it is whirring and blowing, making the waves on the whole set seem to come alive, wave after wave.

The lights hit the center of the field.

Strange costumes, a group of monsters on the field.

Fat Jack wears a pirate hat and dresses up as a one-eyed captain to lead the theme song. Big Bird Lucci and others sang alongside......

Captain: Are you ready, boys?

Child: Yes, Captain.

Captain: It's too quiet.

Child: Yes! Captain!

Captain: Oh oh oh~~~, who lives in the big pineapple in the deep sea?

Child: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Fang Fang Huang Huang stretches freely

Child: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: If it's your desire to venture around

Child: SpongeBob SquarePants!

……

Bill holds the camera tightly and shoots Fat Jack from all angles with his voice in full swing until Fat Man finishes singing the theme song and Big Bird Lucci comes on.

I saw the big bird Lucci wearing a cartoon style, dressed as SpongeBob SquarePants, wearing a yellow sponge in square pants, with two cute buckteeth, jumping out, twisting his hips, shrugging his hips, first came a space step of the American pop king Mike Jackson, and then bent over, broke dancing and pulling a tightrope, and then got up and broke to wipe the glass......

At this time, Natasha, who has a fish bowl on her head and is dressed as a sexy little squirrel, Shanti, comes on the field......

At the beginning of the storyline, SpongeBob SquarePants is still feeling depressed after dancing, so he says to his good friend Shandy, "Oh what to do, I can't be happy for a while, Shandy, help me!" ”

Shanti: "Of course you can be a friend, what do you want me to do?" ”

SpongeBob SquarePants: "It's easy, can you give me a nice touch?" ”

Shanti: "What's cool?" ”

SpongeBob SquarePants: "That's it! ”

One hand to protect the back of the head, one hand to protect the crotch, and then Mike-style shrug.

Shanti: "No, people are shy. ”

SpongeBob SquarePants: "It's okay, come on!" COME~ON, I'm ready! ”

……

"Cards!" Suddenly, Yi Feiyang, who was next to director Bill, shouted loudly to stop.

Director Bill rolled his eyes, he is the director, he has never seen a screenwriter and a director.

Yi Feiyang didn't care about this, and yelled at those actors: "Expressions, your expressions!" And the tone of your voice, it's all wrong! It's too jerky, it doesn't feel like acting at all, it's like a child's play! Damn, I'm going crazy! ”

Big Bird Lucci touched the back of his head, "No, director, that's how we used to act!" ”

Natasha nodded: "yes, and then start undressing!" ”

"Remember!" Yi Feiyang suddenly jumped up and stood on the chair, looking at the group of people from above, "I don't care what you filmed before, and I don't care what you think of yourself, in my eyes, you are all actors!" Real actors! ”

"Yes...... Are we? Big Bird Lucci and Natasha whispered.

All along, they have lived at the bottom of entertainment, despised and looked down upon, and they never thought they were actors.

"Unless you look down on yourselves and think that you are just such a and only worthy of making a movie like this, if that's the case, then I have nothing to say!" Yi Feiyang said loudly, "What is an actor? No matter what kind of role it is, you have to work hard to play him well! In my eyes, this is an actor! ”

"yes, we're actors!" Big Bird Lucci suddenly said excitedly, "We're not the next three indiscriminate! We also have acting! You can also play the role well! Guys, do you say yes?! Big Bird Lucci said.

"Yes!" Natasha and the others replied in unison, and at that moment, everyone's hearts suddenly became hot, and an indescribable hope was ignited by Yi Feiyang.

We are actors!

Although we were shooting AV!

We are actors!

Although our drama is not in the light!

We are actors!

Even if there is no applause, we will never give up hope!