Seeing that Big Bird Lucci was dumbfounded, Yi Feiyang smiled and said: "Yes, which screenwriter are we talking about is a stupid fork, little Robt, you say, who will it be?" ”

"That's ......" Without waiting for the little kid to answer, Uncle Bird Lucci hurriedly covered his nephew's mouth, "Hehe, your topic is quite special...... In fact, I've always said that you are a very good screenwriter, so young, and so handsome, hehe! ”

"Oh, is it? Am I that good? That's not what your nephew seems to say! Yi Feiyang said, "Also, he said that you are a big star of action movies, do you want me to tell him what wonderful action movies you are making?" ”

Lu Qi couldn't laugh anymore, and leaned into Yi Feiyang's ear, "Please, give me some face!" Am I wrong, okay? ”

Yi Feiyang: "Then it depends on your performance in the future." ”

"Don't worry, I will obey orders absolutely."

……

The two were chattering here, and little Robert scratched his head and couldn't help asking, "What are you talking about?" ”

"I'm telling your uncle, what kind of reward do you deserve for betraying him?!" Yi Feiyang said with a smile.

"Really? Can the seller also get a reward? Robert incredulous.

"Of course, say, what do you want?"

"I want to be a big star like my uncle!"

"Okay, ambitious! But don't be like your uncle, he's a star bird...... Play with the stars of the birds! You must become a real big star in the future, and act in a lot of movies that the audience likes, for example, you can play 'Vampire', the very handsome kind, so that all girls are hooked on you! ”

"I ...... Can it be done? The future "Twilight Man" said unconfidently, "Can I play a very handsome 'vampire'?" ”

"Absolutely!" Yi Feiyang took off a button from his cuff, "Here you go, this is our agreement, no matter when, as long as I have that ability, as long as you give me this button, I will make you a star!" ”

"What you say is true?" Little Robert gripped the button tightly as if it were the fairy tale "magic pea".

"Of course it's true, I never lie, I'll make you a big star!"

"The big one?" Little Robert's eyes were filled with stars.

"Well, that's the very one."

"Bigger than Stallone?"

"Well, bigger than Stallone."

"Where's Arnold?"

"You mean Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's older than him!"

"Yay! I'm a big star in the future! Robert Jr. jumped up and said.

Seeing that Yi Feiyang was so good at "coaxing" children, Big Bird Luffy not only said gratefully: "You are really capable, I have never seen him so happy." ”

The corners of Yi Feiyang's mouth curled, and he said strangely: "I'm not coaxing him to be happy, what I said is true, your nephew will be very popular in the future!" Then he added, "Hollywood is popular!" ”

Lucci shrugged his shoulders and said in his heart, ", bragging, no draft!" ”

……

The humble adult version of "SpongeBob SquarePants" was filmed.

Yi Feiyang, who is a screenwriter for the first time, directs people to design sets, modify the table type, and most importantly, communicate well with the buddies of the lighting engineer and prop master, how to light up when shooting, and how to arrange props to appear.

In addition to these, Yi Feiyang also has to take care of the emotions of actors Natasha and Big Bird Lucci and others, and tell them the story outline of the new script.

"My request is very simple, this is not just an erotic film, but a feature film, I want you to cooperate with my shooting technique, with direct and effective cartoon expression, to complete this adult version of the fairy tale, you know?"

Natasha shook her head with Big Bird Ruchi and the others, "I don't understand. ”

Nonsense, Yi Feiyang said too profoundly, in the past, when they shot AV, whether it was a director or a screenwriter, they only said one sentence to them: "Work hard!" ”

Yi Feiyang scratched his head, now he understands a little, it turns out that filming is not so simple!

"To put it simply, it is for you to show your most innocent and cartoonish side, such as Big Bird Ruchi, which do you think is the best about yourself?"

Big Bird Ruch shook his crotch very unceremoniously, "Do you still need to ask?!" ”

Natasha shook her big wave as she saw it.

Yi Feiyang was almost speechless.

"Okay, I can't explain it to you...... The one who, Fat Jack, you come and talk to them! Yi Feiyang had no choice but to send a fat man, after all, this guy was a screenwriter before, and he should be able to communicate clearly with them.

"Oh, master, I'm here!" Fat Jack jumped over like Dumbo.

"You guys, your comprehension is so poor, I'm not talking about you! Look at how hard screenwriter Yi is, writing scripts, and doing rehearsals, it's like doing the work of three people by himself, even a cow is almost exhausted, and that's how he teaches you earnestly...... But after all that has been said that you still don't understand, it's stupid! Before Fat Jack could speak, he reprimanded him first.

Yi Feiyang couldn't help it on the side, "Okay, be punctual, don't be a sycophant!" ”

"Alright, now let's get down to business, let me tell you how this play should be played...... That big bird Rudge, what about you, you will dress up as SpongeBob SquarePants, in a yellow sponge costume, walk up to Natasha, and say, Hello, dear friend, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, I'm depressed right now, can you make me happy? Natasha plays the appearance of Shanti, yes, it is a female squirrel with smooth and beautiful fur, you have to give full play to your female charm, seduce him, attract him, provoke ~ tease him, in short, lure him to the bed ......"

Yi Feiyang thought it was good when he first listened to it, at least this fat man Jack could understand his distress very well, but then the scene he talked about was too ...... That's.

"Yes, you just work hard, do it! Imagine yourself as Superman and Superwoman, and with all the enthusiasm of your whole body, set this poor little bed on fire, make it squeak and beg desperately for mercy! The fat man said with foaming and foaming, excited~ emotional.

"Other actors, come here! Seeing that you look bald and look hanging, you must be playing the big supporting role in the script with developed limbs and a simple mind, and your IQ is negative......

"You all hear me clearly, and your role is very simple, which is that when SpongeBob SquarePants vs. Squirrel Shandy, you have to form a cheerleading squad and cheer them on loudly! Remember, your expressions should be excited, exaggerated, excited, and have a sense of joy in the midst of being struck by lightning...... Your movements should be sensational enough, strong enough, and there is a sense of impulse to feel that the wombat has ~ love in spring......"

"In short, you have to keep these two points in mind, you are the actors and the audience, success or failure is on you, you are the soul of our play, without you, this play is garbage, the director is garbage, the screenwriter is garbage, and I am also garbage! Okay, you know what I'm talking about? ”

Big Bird Lucci and Natasha nodded.

Yi Feiyang fainted.

Test, that's fine!