256 The monkey almost killed us both

"What do you mean?"

"If you want to learn, I'll see you tomorrow morning on East Street." Huang Jie hung up the phone.

I want to learn, of course I want to learn, the thought of monkeys with a hand can cut people unconscious, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep, this skill is so useful, especially when one to many, a few hand knives can cut down a piece, think about it and feel very crazy and cool. I immediately packed up my things and went back to Dongcheng, stayed at home for the night, and rushed to Dongjie the next morning.

I didn't tell Wang Yao about it, because I thought the hand knife was quite mysterious, and the monkey didn't seem to want too many people to know. I met Huang Jie at an intersection, the street was full of traffic and bustling, we hadn't seen each other for a few days, and I missed it very much. Ask him where the monkey is? Huang Jie said that he was still in the unfinished building, so the two of us went together, and I asked him if the monkey promised to teach us? Huang Jie said no, but we will force him to teach this time. I nodded and said it was a great idea.

When I arrived at the construction site, I entered the unfinished building, because it was daytime, so the place was easy to find, and after arriving at the place, the monkey was not there, but Huang Jie and I were shocked. It looks like a home, with a wire bed against the wall, pillows, cushions, bedding and other things, and the words "Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School" or "Dongcheng No. 7 Middle School" printed on it, apparently stolen from the school dormitory. There is also a pink mosquito net hanging above the bed, because I have been to Wang Yao's dormitory and recognized this mosquito net as Liu Yina's, it seems that Liu Yina also knows that the monkey lives here, fortunately Liu Yina brought the mosquito net, otherwise this season, the mosquito can bite the monkey to death.

There is also a long table next to the bed, on which there is an induction cooker, as well as a few pots, a cutting board, a kitchen knife, and all kinds of spices, it seems that the monkey usually cooks and eats by himself. There is also a photo frame in the corner of the table, on which is a photo of the monkey and Liu Yina, both of whom are smiling like flowers, and every place is full of happiness.

"This kid is quite good at living." I looked around at a qiē and not only sighed.

"Well, he came out at the age of twelve, so he's used to being alone."

"I just don't know where he went?"

"Look at this, I should be going to buy groceries, let's wait for him here." There was still a pot of rice stuffing on the table.

We rummaged through the boxes and cabinets—of course, there were no boxes and no cabinets here, I was just using an idiom, you know—and we found a few apples, and we sat on the bed and nibbled on them, and we couldn't help but talk about monkeys and Liuina.

"You say, is Liu Yina coming to live here?" "That's for sure, this kid monkey is really good at living, and he even saves money for opening a house." "This place is dark at night, aren't they afraid?" "You think monkeys are scared?" "That's ...... too"

While they were chatting, they suddenly heard footsteps in the distance.

"Hey, the monkey is coming." I stood up.

"Hide first." Huang Jie pulled me behind the pillar.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and I quietly saw that the monkey had indeed come, carrying a few plastic bags in his hand, and he had bought green peppers, tomatoes, eggs, potatoes, and so on. After coming over, I was not idle, I started to cook directly, washing vegetables and cutting vegetables, the technique is quite skilled, for me who has never cooked, seeing the monkey like this is undoubtedly shocking, and I naturally admire this guy even more.

The four generations of black, cut people, cooked, fought opponents, and fell in love, as if there is nothing in this world that he can't do, I know why Liu Yina is so obsessed with him, if I were a woman, I would also like to make a promise. Huang Jie suddenly touched me and glanced at me, and I immediately understood what he meant. He was saying, go out quietly, subdue the monkey, and force him to teach us hand knives.

I nodded, and we flashed out from behind the pillar, creeping down to the monkey step by step, making sure we didn't make a sound. The monkey was still busy in front of the board, his shoulders shy, his knife sharp, and his engrossed attention, completely oblivious to the two of us. We both walked up behind him, nodded at the same time, and then pounced on the monkey, and he went to choke the monkey's neck, and I went to hold the monkey's belly. At this moment, the monkey suddenly bent down, first dodging Huang Jie's blow, and at the same time hitting me backwards with his elbow, which happened to dry on my chest, and I screamed in pain.

And Huang Jie was even more miserable, he was thrown out directly by the monkey over the shoulder, and it was thrown directly to the other side of the table, Huang Jie shouted when he landed: "It's me!" ”

When the monkey saw it, he quickly stretched out his hand, and I wanted to hold Huang Jie because of him, but he took away an egg on the table.

With a "bang", Huang Jie did not lie on the ground, but slapped the corner of the table hard, and stood firmly holding on to the corner of the table - the place he helped was the place where the egg taken by the monkey was located. In other words, the monkey expected this step, so he took the egg in advance.

These two people, these two people are really ......

I didn't have time to be stunned, Huang Jie was already more shocked than me: "How do you know that the two of us sneaked attack, we didn't make a sound at all!" ”

"Yes, yes, how do you know?" I rubbed my chest and walked over.

The monkey pointed to the two apple cores on the ground: "What do you say?" ”

It dawned on me that the monkey knew this, and I didn't see how this guy looked closely, and his observation ability was so strong. The point is that even if he showed up, he didn't say it, but what should he do, and he didn't do it until we sneaked attacked. I complained, "I didn't say hello even though I knew we were coming." ”

"No, he didn't know it was the two of us." Huang Jie said: "He is not so good that he can analyze from the two apple cores that we eat." ”

"Yes." The monkey nodded.

"If I hadn't shouted that it was me before I landed, the kitchen knife in your hand would have slashed my neck, right?"

"Yes." The monkey continued to nod.

I heard a cold sweat: "No, who else but us can come to you?" ”

"And my brother." The monkey said with a blank face, and continued to pick up the kitchen knife and cut the vegetables.

Huang Jie and I stopped talking for a while, the four words monkey were commonplace, but they sounded to us mixed with infinite sadness. The monkey was about to use a kitchen knife to cut Huang Jie's neck just now, but it is conceivable that he has murderous intentions, which means that the person sent by his brother may take his life, so he will kill the killer like this. For me, who is new to the rivers and lakes, although I can fight, but chopping people's fingers and cutting off people's limbs has reached the limit, and I don't even dare to think about killing people or anything.

Monkeys, on the other hand, often seem to walk on such edges.

Although Huang Jie is much more experienced than me, he obviously has never dealt with "human life", and he was a little stupid for a while.

The monkey continued: "However, if it were my brother's man, he wouldn't have made the low-level mistake of 'eating the apple and throwing the apple core on the ground', so I also kept a hand and didn't kill the killer in the first place, you can't play such a game with me in the future, it's too dangerous." ”

Huang Jie and I nodded again and again, nodding like chickens pecking rice.

"By the way, what are you looking for me? I'm afraid it's not okay to eat, I only made one person's weight, I said you two are too boring, right, if you want to come, I won't say buy something? The monkey said as he chopped vegetables. I'm also deeply ashamed, I did forget this stubble, and I should have bought something when I came.

"Well, we don't eat, we're looking for you to ......" Huang Jie said while bypassing the table and coming back to the monkey, "It's for the ......" Before he finished speaking, Huang Jie suddenly stuck his arm around the monkey's neck and pushed him to the ground fiercely, while shouting: "Zuo Fei come and help!" I hurriedly ran forward and cooperated with Huang Jie to hold down the monkey's limbs.

If it is faced with a friend, the monkey's defense mechanism seems to be - to the state of o.

I cut the monkey's arm backwards, Huang Jie pinched the monkey's neck, and the three of us rolled on the ground again and again, our faces flushed, and each of us roared from my throat because of all my strength.

I am sure that in terms of combat effectiveness, I am inferior to Huang Jie, and Huang Jie is inferior to a monkey. How deep the monkey's strength is, I can't figure it out.

The three of us are playing a lot more now than we did when we first met, and we are desperate to go.

"In the end...... Want...... What are you doing......" the monkey struggled to spit out a few words.

"Teach...... We...... Hand knife ......" Huang Jie also struggled to spit out a few words.

"Don't...... Collect the money......" I said with difficulty.

"Good ......," the monkey promised us.

"I count 123...... Let's put ...... together" Huang Jie said laboriously: "1...... 2…… 3……”

The three of us let go of each other at the same time, and each sat on the ground panting, and the monkey rubbed his neck vigorously, scolding that we were not things.

However, he scolded and scolded, and he still had to be taught.

"Can you wait until I'm done cooking first?" The monkey asked.

"Nope." Huang Jie and I shook our heads at the same time.

"Okay, you two go find a few bricks, the more the better, I'll see your qualifications." The monkey waved his palm.

There were a lot of bricks on the construction site, so Huang Jie and I found an abandoned flat car and pulled a cart of bricks in.

The monkey looked at our flat car and his eyes widened: "I'll go, I remember what I said about how many pieces, right?" ”

"But you say the more the better." Huang Jie rolled his eyes.

"The more I say, the better, by which I mean about ten...... Okay, when I made a mistake. ”

The monkey came over, took three bricks from the car, put them on the ground one by one, made a knife with his hand, and slashed hard, and the bricks were broken in two, this time it was Huang Jie's turn to stare straight in the eyes.

Nima, your hands are harder than bricks, so why are you going to fight?

"Come on, you two try." The monkey said, pointing to the other two bricks.

Huang Jie and I squatted on the ground and glanced at each other at the same time, I knew that I must be splitting, but I was afraid that Huang Jie would split it at once, and leave me there alone, how embarrassing.

said that it was too late and that it was fast, Huang Jie said "hey" and slashed down with a knife.

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