257 I want to chop bricks with my head
I looked at it, Huang Jie's brick did not move at all, and it was not broken in two, I exhaled, it was okay.
Huang Jie was also a little annoyed, looked at the bricks, looked at the palms, and sighed.
The monkey nodded: "It's okay." Zuo Fei, you come and try. ”
I exhaled again, made a knife in my hand, and slashed down. "Ah......h My hands are made of meat, where have I ever hit a brick?! I tried my best to not lose the battle just now, and I really screamed in pain.
Of course, even so, my bricks didn't move, and although I had a little hope that I would be handsome if I split it in half, the result was also very much in line with my expectations, so I was not disappointed.
The monkey looked at my brick, shook his head and said, "Zuo Fei, you can't do this." ”
I was immediately unconvinced: "Huang Jie and I didn't break it, his evaluation is okay, but it's not okay for me?" ”
"It's different." The monkey picked up Huang Jie's brick and showed it to me: "You take a closer look." He rubbed his fingers against the bricks.
I followed his finger and finally realized that there was a faint crack in the brick! In other words, although Huang Jie didn't split the brick, he did split a crack. I hurried to look at my bricks, and I rubbed and rubbed and looked at the bricks, and the bricks were still neat and neat, and I couldn't see the slightest crack. All right......
"Keep chopping until you break the bricks." The monkey gestured at us with his palm, "It takes a lot of strength to use this." The monkey stood up and continued to cook, his dish had been cut, and he began to fry in the pot, and the sound of "bangla" came, and the oil smoke also rushed into the air, but fortunately, the place here is big enough and empty, and no matter how big the smell of oil smoke can be digested.
Huang Jie and I continued to chop the bricks, Huang Jie chopped very seriously, and every time he made a "hey" sound, he looked like he was doing his best. I started to be as serious as him, but after two or three splits, the edge of my palm hurt badly, after all, it was made of meat, right, and it had to hurt if I split like this, so I secretly reduced my strength and didn't dare to fight so hard.
I split bricks with the same frequency as Huang Jie, and when I hit the seventh time, Huang Jie suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and I looked to the side to see that his bricks had broken into two. Looking at my bricks again, they still didn't move, rubbing the surface of the bricks with my fingers, and I didn't see any so-called cracks. The monkey happened to have a dish, came over to look at our bricks, first looked at Huang Jie's, nodded and said, "Not bad!" He looked at me again and looked at me with puzzled eyes: "Zuo Fei, don't you want to learn?" ”
"Why, I'd love to learn." It's true, how cool this skill is.
"Then why don't you care?"
"I used it, I used it very much, but I'm not as good as Huang Jie."
"No, with your strength, if you really put your heart into it, this brick wouldn't be like this now."
The layman looks at the excitement, the insider looks at the doorway, the monkey is obviously an insider, and he knows the strength of me and Huang Jie well. Being poked by a monkey on the spot, I don't know what to say. Huang Jie was still mending the knife next to him: "Yes, he didn't care at all, I saw his saliva flowing out just now, I guess he was still thinking about Wang Yao in his head." ”
"You're drooling!" The monkey screamed.
I just wanted to deny it, saying that it was made up by Huang Jie, but the monkey didn't give me this chance at all, and shouted again: "You drool!" Then he threw himself in front of the stove and held the pot of rice and the plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes with his arms, "I said that this is my own share, and it is useless for you to drool without your share!" ”
"......" I was completely speechless, and I couldn't communicate well with them. I decided not to say anything, lowered my head and continued to chop bricks, this time I didn't dare to make a fool of things, and slashed down with a hard palm, this time it still hurts, but I couldn't help but scream, just gasped with a "hiss". Then, a drop of saliva fell on the brick surface.
"Look, look." Huang Jie pointed at my saliva.
"Don't beat me up for the idea!" The monkey shouted again.
...... "I don't want to chop with my hands, I want to chop with my head."
Needless to say, Huang Jie took down the second brick and started chopping, I wonder if his hand is made of iron, doesn't it hurt? Why don't you take a break?
I couldn't help but ask the question.
"It hurts." Huang Jie said.
"What then?"
"Bear with me." Huang Jie said, slashing down with a knife.
I gritted my teeth and began to slash with all my might. To be honest, it hurts, it hurts, if I were alone, I might have given up, but looking at Huang Jie next to me so seriously, I also had the strength to rush up without admitting defeat. I also split again and again, just as the palm of my hand is not my own, love what's the matter, the big deal is redness, bruising, and bleeding!
People who have been stabbed several times in the stomach will be afraid of this? I cheer myself up.
The monkey had already started to stir-fry the second dish, and Huang Jie and I were also chopping bricks again and again with the sound of his shovel. I don't know how many more times I cleaved, but I heard the sound of "Kala", and Huang Jie split another brick, and my brick had a crooked crack. I knew my face was flushed because my face was burning and I felt very ashamed. I always knew I was inferior to them, but I didn't think there was much of a gap, but I really didn't expect it to be that big.
Huang Jie picked up the third brick.
I still chopped again and again, the edge of my palm hurt my heart, I didn't care about it, I still chopped with all my strength, about 20 times, my brick finally broke in two.
I sat on the ground, gasping for air. Look at the edge of your palm, from your wrist to the tip of your little finger, it is red and swollen, and it hurts to touch it slightly.
At the same time, Huang Jie had already split the third brick.
"Oops, I can't stand it." Huang Jie also sat on the ground with his butt and gently rubbed the edge of his palm.
The monkey also fried the second course, came over and looked at my cracked bricks, nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad, very good." ”
My face was even redder, Huang Jie had split three pieces, I just split one piece, and the monkey said it was good, obviously comforting me.
"Don't worry, take your time, this kung fu can't be practiced in a day or two." The monkey threw out a bottle of safflower oil, and when Huang Jie and I were both smeared, the monkey said, "Okay, let's eat." ”
Huang Jie and I were surprised, and I said, "Isn't it not for the two of us?" ”
"It's not the two of you, but I think you two are pitiful, you can eat a little pot bottom, come on."
On a small square table, two dishes and three bowls of rice. Huang Jie and I couldn't hold the chopsticks, the monkey was alone, and most of the dishes were wiped out in a while, Huang Jie and I kept saying that you eat slowly, eat slowly, the monkey sneered, saying that it would be good if I was willing to take you two to eat, and you still want me to let you eat on top of the food? There are no doors! Seeing that the monkey was about to eat up the two dishes, Huang Jie and I were a little anxious, one of us took a plate of vegetables and held it in our arms, never letting the monkey put down half of the chopsticks, and the angry monkey scolded the two of us. Scold, scold, eat first, and then talk.
Huang Jie and I lost half a plate of vegetables and ate up the rest of the rice. After eating, a new problem came again, the three of us were arguing about who was going to wash the dishes, the monkey said that he had already cooked, so it was time for the two of us to wash the dishes, and we said that we were guests, and we were guests to you, how could there be any reason to let the guests wash the dishes. Huang Jie and I are of the same heart, where did the monkey say that the two of us, after shouting for about 20 minutes, I still had no choice but to wash the dishes.
The monkey said as he washed, "You two should rest first, if you don't want to, don't break your hands." ”
What I was waiting for was the monkey's words, so I jumped up and rushed to the bed, opened the mosquito net and got in, and lay on the bed and called it comfortable. Huang Jie also came over and asked me to go inside, he also lay down, the small bed suddenly became a little narrow, although I was not very satisfied, but because I was too tired, I couldn't care so much, and quickly fell asleep. When I woke up again, I was alone on the bed, the monkey was asleep on the nylon cloth on the ground next to the bed, and Huang Jie was sitting on the ground chopping bricks, and there were already five or six bricks broken in two beside him.
Huang Jie's degree is obviously getting slower and slower, every time he splits, his face shows a painful look, and he can only split again after resting for half a day. Blood had oozed from the edges of his palms, as did the stained bricks.
I am reminded of an old saying.
I'm not afraid that someone is smarter than you, but I'm afraid that someone is smarter than you and more diligent than you.
Thinking of our heart-to-heart conversation in the big playground, I can vaguely understand why Huang Jie is working so hard, but I can't really empathize with his situation when I don't have to worry about food and clothing. But I also knew that I couldn't hold this little gang back. I was the worst one, and I didn't want to be the laziest one anymore.
I don't want to be told that you rely on Binzi, or that you rely on monkeys.
I got out of bed gently, trying not to wake the monkey, but my sleeping leg was a little numb, and I didn't control it for a while, and I accidentally stepped on the monkey's hand. I quickly withdrew my foot, but the monkey just snorted, rolled over and went back to sleep. I can't wake up like this, and it seems that I don't have to worry, so I stepped over his body with a grin, took a brick and sat next to Huang Jie and split it......
By the time the monkey woke up, Huang Jie had nine bricks broken in two, and three by my side.
Both of us were oozing blood on our hands, and the degree was getting slower and slower, and every time we tried our best to split, we gasped in pain, and we rested for five or six minutes before we dared to split the next time.
The monkey looked at me, then at Huang Jie, and sighed.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"If I had worked so hard when I was a kid, I wouldn't have been bullied like this by him now."
"Is he?" I asked, a little confused.
"My brother." The monkey lowered his head, his eyes full of sadness.
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