I laughed, "I don't know you, but I know you're the father of Dehua and Xueyou!" ”

"Oh? Why? Pojun was even more puzzled.

"Because you really look like Dehua and Xueyou." The happier I laughed: "Dehua and Xueyou are my brothers, so I am very kind when I see you." Uncle. Did I guess right? "Look at my relationship, I'm embarrassed myself, but Pojun is the father of Bao Dehua and Bao Xueyou, and there is nothing wrong with me calling my uncle.

I called Uncle Broken Army, why are you embarrassed to murder me? So his tone slowed down: "Now that you know who I am, don't you wonder why I tied you up?" ”

I immediately stopped laughing. I'm not like a monkey, I know the scale when I'm interacting with people, and when to laugh. When I shouldn't laugh, I have my own strict measure, so as to give people a humorous and calm image, so that others can trust and rest assured of me more - this trick was of course also learned from my father, who is simply a human spirit.

I said sternly, "Of course I'm curious. Before I knew it was you, I was wondering who tied me up and why, so I could have run, but I didn't, not because I was bold, but because I was naturally curious - and I was ready to die! However, when I recognized that it was you, one of my hearts relaxed, because. Whatever you tied me for, I believe it's a misunderstanding! ”

"Huh." Po Jun smiled: "Are you very confident?" ”

"Of course." I said proudly: "Dehua and Xueyou are my brothers, and we share weal and woe in the second middle school, through thick and thin. Just the other day, I was drinking with Teckwah. He also called me Feigo! Teckwah and Xueyou are good, and I believe that their father is certainly good, so I am very confident when I talk to you. ”

Speaking of which, I started laughing again, very happily.

I looked closely into the eyes of the broken army. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and they cannot be faked at any time. His eyes had changed from the fierce at the beginning to gentle, and he had obviously developed a lot of affection for me as a little guy, although his mouth was still fierce: "Oh? Since you are so good with Dehua and Xueyou, why did you harm them in the first place? ”

I pretended to be surprised: "Uncle, how could I harm them?" ”

"You're still pretending?" After three words, Po Jun's eyes became fierce again: "You think I don't know? When my son and them fought Han Qiang, it was you who secretly gave advice and helped them win again and again! When they are victorious and proud. You turned around again and helped Han Qiang and them deal with me...... Say, "What is your heart?" ”

I pretended to be surprised again, not only surprised, but shocked: "Uncle, you...... How do you know? ”

"Huh." Po Jun's face showed a fierce look: "You don't care how I know, do you say these things first?" You are so two-faced and three-stabbed, human-faced and beast-hearted, playing this and that, what do you think of me, a chess piece?! The tone became angrier, and his hands trembled, as if he wanted to come and kill me.

In fact, not to mention the broken army, I also know how he knew - it must have been leaked to him by the monkey, the monkey is so simple, he has so much confidence in me? What if I can't get past the army? But I guess he must have a backhand, if I really encounter an accident, he will definitely bring someone to save me, I believe that the monkey must be prepared, just with our tacit understanding for more than two years!

I don't want him to save me, though.

Because I want to get things done, I don't want to be useless in the team.

Pojun is so fierce to me, but I became shy: "Uncle, you are really clever, I think I have done enough to hide it, but I didn't expect to be seen through by your old man......"

Pojun suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed my neck: "You'd better explain it to me!" ”

In fact, Po Jun didn't have that much strength, but I still pretended to cough: "Uncle, you listen to my explanation!" ”

The broken army let go of me and glared at me fiercely with his eyes. I exhaled twice, rubbed my chest twice, and said, "Uncle, I understand your anger, but I really didn't know they were your sons at first." Yes, you're right, I did treat them as pawns at first...... Don't get excited, listen to me. I not only treat Dehua and Xueyou as chess pieces, but also Han Qiang and them as chess pieces! I just turned around this semester, and I only have four or five friends around me.

I'm also a mix, I'm ambitious, and of course I want to be the boss too! But I have few people, I can't compare to Han Qiang's old students, and I can't compare to the new students of Sijie, what should I do? So I thought of a trick, let Sijie fight Han Qiang first, and then let Han Qiang beat Sijie, and constantly improve the status of our side, and in the end, when they both lose, it will be time for us to officially take the position...... Uncle, don't be angry, I admit that it's a bit of a loss to do this, but I think I can only do this when I am the boss, and I don't want to be a husband if it is not poisonous.

But after I became the boss, I really regarded Dehua and Xueyou as brothers, and whoever can't get along with them can't get along with me! Because I'm really optimistic about Dehua and Xueyou, they are really amazing in their age! I used to wonder why these two boys were so powerful, until I saw you, uncle, I understood, the tiger father has no dogs, I am really happy for them, this is called the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves! And uncle, what's going on with Dehua and Xueyou now, the first thing that comes to mind is me, including Dehua's falling out of love a few days ago, or the wine I drank with him, and the him I enlightened! ”

I believe that Pojun must know everything about his son, so Bao Dehua's lovelorn story was also generously said. I said a lot in one breath, and watched the broken army's eyes look at me brighter and brighter.

At the end, he laughed heartily and patted me on the shoulder: "Haha, you kid is pretty good, amazing!" ”

I breathed a long sigh of relief in my heart, knowing that this was over. This long string of words made me feel more tired than fighting, but it cost me a lot of brain cells and spittle stars, not only to praise myself, but also to praise Dehua and Xueyou, but also to praise the broken army, and finally sublimated my relationship with Dehua, it can be described as killing four birds with one stone, can the broken army not be moved?

Don't move me to eat!

Judging from Po Jun's expression, not only was he not angry, but he was also very happy!

He gave a thumbs up: "You kid is good enough, can you play like this in the second middle school alone?" ”

I smiled: "Actually, it's not me alone, it's mainly a few of us united." ”

"Oh!" Breaking the army made a sudden realization. Judging by his expression, you can tell that he doesn't know a few of us yet. It's weird, Xinghuo knows that we are in the second middle school, and should also know the purpose of our coming to Xicheng, didn't you tell him? Why?

But I can't think about it that much now, so let's get past the hurdle in front of me first.

"Hehe, young man, don't be modest, you're much better than my two unsuccessful sons, and they can do things under you and follow the experience." Pojun pulled me to sit down.

I pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Uncle, where are you talking about, I have you in front of you to show them the way, what am I worth?" ”

Po Jun blinked: "Do you know what I do?" ”

I smiled: "Uncle, I'm not a child." I deliberately looked at his subordinates, "As soon as you look at them, you can see what Uncle does!" Although I don't know my uncle's name, I dare to say that my uncle's name is definitely well-known when it comes out in the old city! ”

In life, who doesn't like sycophants? And it's such a nice sycophant? No matter how holy and upright a person is, he is not exempt from vulgarity!

Po Jun smiled into a flower: "Hehe, the people on the road call me Po Jun." "Stay in the winter.

"Oh my God, you're the Broken Army?!" I exclaimed, "You are the broken army of the three major forces in the old city?!" "Actually, I already knew, of course the surprise is also faked, tonight I have pretended to be surprised too many times, my mouth has opened too many times, and my jaw is starting to hurt a little.

Po Jun was even more proud: "Oh? You know me? ”

In fact, the three major forces are equal and restrain each other, and the broken army is just a little older, and it is really not one of the three major forces, but he still happily admitted it in front of my junior.

I said, "Of course I know, your old man's name is like thunder in the old town!" Uncle, let me say something, don't be angry, I thought you were an old ruffian in the old city, I really didn't expect your origin to be so big, no wonder Dehua and Xueyou are so powerful, it turns out that they inherited your blood! Dehua and Xueyou are really, brothers who have been with me for so long, and they haven't even sued me! ”

My sycophant sentence after sentence, the key is that my tone is sincere and my eyes are frank, and I turned the broken army into a daze, and I couldn't close the smile: "Oh, speaking of my two sons, I also blame me for beating and scolding them too much when I was a child, always saying that they were useless and wasteful, and then they became popular, not only did they not recognize me as an old man, but also made up their minds to make a name for themselves outside by relying on my strength!" ”

"How can they do this! Don't worry, uncle, I'll talk to them when I go back, and let them kowtow to you and admit your mistakes! I'm their big brother, and they'll definitely listen to me! "I began to silently elevate my status again, and subtly created a very important impression on the broken army.

"Hey, no, no!"

Po Jun took my hand, cordially like a family elder: "Zuo Fei, thank you for your kindness, I can see that you are a good person!" It's just that I figured it out later, it's rare that these two boys have this ambition, so it's better to let them go outside! I'm an old man, I can escort them, but I can't interfere too much! But I'm really happy tonight, my two sons have been trained by a smart, wise, affectionate and righteous big brother like you, so why worry about them not becoming successful! ”

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