At this time, of course, I have to be modest: "Uncle." You exalt me so much, and it is my honor to be a brother to your son. However, thanks to my uncle's fancy to me, I will try my best to grow up with Dehua and Xueyou! ”

While I was patting on the back, I showed my loyalty, and the army was simply happy. I am now among us. I am the best at sycophancy, and Monkey and Huang Jie will also shoot it, but they are too pompous. It sounds like sarcasm, or my sycophants are pure and true, no wonder as soon as there is a relationship work, the monkey will be handed over to me, I guess it is because I like this characteristic.

After such a conversation, Pojun has no hostility towards me at all, but regards me as a confidant little brother. He took my hand. asked me about my life and family background, and I also said it half-truthfully, and later Pojun asked me about Bao Dehua and Bao Xueyou's situation in school, of course I said yes, okay, and praised these two brothers. What dad doesn't want to listen to others praise their children? Of course, Pojun was also very happy, and his relationship with me was one step closer.

Later, when he talked about Bao Dehua's crush, Po Jun really knew everything about it and asked me about Lin Keer's situation. When I said Lin Keer, I was more cautious. I didn't dare to say that it was too good, and I didn't dare to say that it was too bad, I just said that she was a very ordinary girl, just good-looking. Pojun said it's weird, this kind of girl should grab a lot of it, why is Dehua fascinated like that? I said no, and I've told Dehua a few times. Where there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower?

Po Jun thought for a while, and then said to me: "Zuo Fei, now this Lin Ke'er is the boss of Xicheng No. 2 Middle School, but in fact, the real boss is you, she is just a puppet, isn't she?" ”

Because of the that I had blown up in order to have a relationship with the broken army, I had to bite the bullet and say: "Let's just say that!" ”

Po Jun nodded: "In that case, you can talk to this girl and let her be my son's girlfriend!" Hey, who is my son, he will inherit half of my net worth and territory in the future, and she followed my son, which is a big advantage! ”

I'm afraid of this, I'm afraid of this!

As soon as Pojun mentioned Lin Keer just now, I was afraid to talk about this step, but I was afraid of something, and finally Pojun still mentioned this. An old bastard like Po Jun, or a hegemon in the old city, must never take women seriously, and think that women are just a thing, an object, an appendage of a man, something outside the body, and the kind that can be traded at any time, so it is not unusual for him to say such things.

I could only continue to bite the bullet: "Uncle, although Lin Keer listens to me more, how can I force it emotionally......"

"Eh, Zuo Fei, you are too narrow-minded, you have to remember that you are a boss, as long as you are your subordinate, you must obey your orders unconditionally! You just tell this Lin Keer, ask her how much she wants, and I'll give it! Don't let her pretend to be forced on me, maybe my son will get tired of sleeping with her a few times. ”

"......" I gritted my teeth, hearing him insult Lin Keer, I really wanted to slap this old guy to death with a brick, "Uncle, I really can't be the master of this matter, and with my understanding of Lin Keer, she is not the type that money can buy, and Dehua really likes Lin Keer, and he definitely won't like this kind of means." That's it, uncle, I'll try my best to match them, do you think this will work? "If it weren't for the fact that it was still useful to break the army, I wouldn't have talked so much nonsense with him!

Po Jun thought for a moment and said, "Okay, you try to match them first, let's talk about it if it doesn't work." ”

"Okay, uncle."

We chatted for a while, and Pojun praised me a lot and asked me to help him after graduation.

Later, after chatting for a long time, I also pretended to mention Xinghuo unintentionally, and wanted to dig up some news of Xinghuo from Pojun. As a result, as soon as Pojun mentioned Xinghuo, it was like a mouse mentioning a cat, his eyes became a little panicked and afraid, and he brought it over in a few words, only saying something like "It turns out that you are also Xinghuo, haha, then we are even more family" and other things were perfunctory, which made me feel inexplicable, it seems that the word "Xinghuo" is quite sensitive to them here.

Later, Pojun offered to take me out to "play" for a while, I said no, uncle, thank you for your kindness, and then offered to go back to school under the pretext that it was not too early. Pojun didn't keep me, gave me his mobile phone number, and asked me to find him if I had anything in the future.

This sentence is equivalent to the sword of Shang Fang, which means that I can run rampant in at least one-third of the territory of the old city!

I guess the monkey asked me to have a good relationship with the broken army, because of this sentence.

Before leaving, I slapped two more sycophants and said some nonsense such as "listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years" and "it is really a Daigo empowerment", but I still coaxed the broken army very happy. A boss of this level like Po Jun must have listened to flattery a lot, but I was the only one who slapped a quasi-son, as if holding him seven inches, which shows that no one can shoot a sycophant.

After saying goodbye to the broken army and getting my phone back, I left the hotel. Po Jun offered to send a car to see me off, but I said no, insisting on going alone, because I felt that the monkey must be waiting for me nearby, and he must be very nervous about my situation right now!

As a result, I was wrong, I walked along the road, and I didn't see a single hair of the monkey when I almost reached Xicheng No. 2 Middle School!

Nervous fart, concerned fart, monkeys don't care about my life or death! As soon as I stepped into the Internet café, my eyes swept around, and I saw the monkey sitting somewhere playing a game intently. He yelled with a headset as usual, this time as if he was scolding the Cantonese people: "Gray, your mother's gray, is it good to read 'fly' with me, do you know if you know 'Buddha Fei~'?" ”

I pounced and slapped the monkey's head, absolutely 10% strong, and the child was not bullied.

With a "snap", the monkey's face pounced on the keyboard.

Guys like this who often engage in regional discrimination, split the land of our motherland, and tarnish the image of our Shanxi people should be punished in this way.

"Why don't you fucking die!" I yelled at him.

The entire Internet café suddenly fell silent, almost everyone looked over, and several people stood up. I remembered the appeal of the monkey in this Internet café, and quickly waved my hand and said, "I'm his friend, I was joking with him, have you forgotten?" I treated you to a late-night snack last time......"

After calming everyone's feelings, I grabbed the monkey by the collar and shouted, "Why are you doing this...... QR code, QR code egg, how did you come up with it, are you sick...... I also scanned my phone in case my phone was taken away...... I've had such a big incident, you don't care about my safety at all, and you're still playing games here...... Do you have a conscience? ”

I couldn't talk so much that I could talk about it, because there were so many places to scold monkeys, and I didn't know where to start. After shaking the monkey for a long time, the monkey was almost stunned, and the monkey finally calmed down, and then said: "Can you let me finish this game first, and my group of friends are about to scold our Shanxi people out of Xiang......"

"Just scold, it's not the first time anyway." I said as I pressed the restart button.

The monkey's eyes were straight, and he said with a sad face: "Zuo Fei, you can't do anything to pit your teammates......"

"There are fewer teammates who have been cheated by you?"

"......" The monkey had nothing to say, so he answered my question: "That piece of paper, you don't need to scan the QR code, there are exactly the same words behind it." Of course, you'd better sweep it so you don't waste my effort. How's that, isn't it creative? I've been thinking about it for a long time! ”

“……”

"Also, it's not that I don't care about you, but I'm too relieved of you, this kind of small task is trivial to you. What a broken army, it's not enough to lift shoes in front of you! What do I tell them? 'Zuo Fei has a mouth, and he can break 100,000 troops!' 'You see what I said is wrong, is it true, has the broken army been defeated under your iron mouth? ”

The monkey shook his head, as if he had everything under control.

...... "Did I ever say that monkeys are particularly pompous when they pat their ass, so that people can see through it at a glance?"

But I'm really useful!

I laughed, "Of course! Po Jun said, let me find him if I have anything in the future! ”

"Haha." The monkey took my hand, "Tell me about tonight?" ”

We went out of the Internet café and found a mutton soup stall that was still open outside, and talked about the evening while drinking. The monkey listened happily and danced with his hands, praising me for being awesome and awesome. But when it comes to Lin Keer, I have a hint of worry. I said: "I can hide from the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide from the fifteenth, I'm afraid that the next time I break the army, I will help me get Lin Keer." "Brother Gang Yu.

The monkey didn't care: "For something like this, you just have one word: drag!" Just find all kinds of reasons to delay, and before the broken army has time to do anything, we will already kill him! ”

I nodded, indicating that I understood, and told him about Xinghuo, saying that I really think it's strange, a few of us came to Xicheng, Xinghuo should know our whereabouts well, how can the army not know us at all? The monkey said that not only to break the army, but also to the greedy wolf and the seven killings, who don't know us, are still living their own small lives, and have no sense of crisis at all.

I was taken aback: "Really? ”

"It's like a fake." The monkey said, "Do you think the information obtained by the six-fingered eye of heaven is fake?" ”

"But why?"

The monkey shook his head: "I'm getting more and more confused about Starfire, sometimes I think this organization is quite tight, so strong that it seems unshakable, and sometimes I think they are quite loose, weak enough to be eradicated casually, it's really strange to grandma's house." ”

"Okay, don't think about things you can't figure out." He waved his hand and said to the owner of the sheep soup shop, "Another bowl!" Then he turned his head and smiled at me grimly: "Zuo Fei, you know what to do next, right?" ”

"Yes." I smiled and said, "Take Dehua and Xueyou all over the street to stir up trouble." ”

"It's not."

"That's?" I was puzzled.

"I paid for the sheep soup."

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