"Umbrella?"

"Yes, my uncle saw that the weather had changed, so he sent me home and gave Mommy an umbrella." Looking at Mommy's appearance, I didn't meet my uncle. But why is there muddy water on Mommy's skirt? Hmm, I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out.

Suddenly, a cold voice came in behind him, "It's not my mother, what are you tired of here?" ”

As soon as Xia Ning turned around, she immediately jumped back in fright, "You, you, you exhibitionist!" ”

Gu Sishao lay on the sofa with a calm demeanor and turned on the TV with the remote control. casually covered her exposed chest with a bathrobe, and deliberately teased Xia Ning, "I'm old, and I'm not a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl pretending to be shy." Look up and see that your son can play soy sauce, what kind of face are you covering, it seems that Gu Yifeng usually doesn't exercise much. ”

"Hey, can you pay attention to your words in front of the kids!"

"I'd like to pay attention, but your son seems to be much more open than you." Gu Sishao smiled secretly.

Forehead...... Xia Ning looked up at her genius baby, and looked at Gu Yanke's chest with a sluggish and nymphomaniac expression. Mouth! Water~!

This scene is simply horrific, miserable, and inhumane!

Xia Ning got up silently and picked up the bath towel that wiped her son's hair, "I'll take care of the clothes." ”

Only Gu Sishao and Nuo Nuo were left in the huge living room, Gu Sishao gently hooked his index finger, and the little milk bag immediately pounced.

"You two are mother and son?"

"Of course." The little milk bag said in the affirmative.

"It seems that your mother is still a bad girl, I have read his information that he is only twenty-four this year, and you have to be five or six years old, right, in this way, your mother gave birth to a child in eighteen or nineteen?" Gu Sishao smacked his tongue.

"Even a bad girl is a curse of daddy." The little milk bag said dissatisfiedly.

"That's true." After Gu Sishao finished speaking, he sneezed three times in a row. It's strange that I can sneeze, and I forgot how many years ago I sneezed last time.

Xia Ning has been rubbing in the bathroom for a long time, can't she get out? After all, the storm, the three watches in the middle of the night, plus the bathrobe on his body, forehead~ Xia Ning swallowed a mouthful of saliva, tightened the collar on her chest, sat on the toilet and continued to wait.

Outside the door, the baby knocks on the door; "Mommy, haven't you washed yet?"

"Uh, Mommy, I'm on the toilet."

"But, Mommy, you've been in there for four hours." Nono asked worriedly outside the door.

"Eh~that~ that mommy has been constipated recently, you go to the sofa and wait, good." Xia Ning's regretful intestines turned blue as soon as she finished speaking, and the shadow of an adult flashed on the frosted glass at the door.

Obviously, Gu Sishao was also at the door.

Gu Sishao outside the door couldn't help but smile. deliberately said to Xia Ning inside, "Yes, I'm going to sleep." Otherwise, your mother will have to hold back her blood in a while! ”

Xia Ning greeted Gu Yanke's grandparents in her heart, and actually spread these unscrupulous messages to my son!

"If I really want to be stuck in it, I'll have to call 119." Gu Yanke laughed sullenly and deliberately enlarged the decibels, "- a waste of phone bills!" ”

The little milk bag puffed out his round eyes and corrected seriously, "But 199 is free." ”

"I'm worried about the electricity bill, okay?!" Gu Sishao was also cutely turned by Nuo Nuo, and gave a small milk bag with a smile. Immediately, Gu Sishao's face returned to normal, what was wrong with him......

After a long time, Xia Ning slowly opened the door. Seeing that there was no one in the living room, he came out with peace of mind, "Ya, you are a stingy ghost, you are actually distressed about the electricity bill!! Forehead ~ leg numb......"

Xia Ning was familiar with her son sleeping on the sofa and went to the guest room. After settling down, he was taken away by Zhou Gong as soon as he touched the bed.

Nono lay on the bed in the guest room, glanced at the sleeping Mommy, and continued to look up at the ceiling. What is Daddy doing at this time? I should be sleeping~

Since I'm asleep, then ~hee-hee~hee~

Nuo Nuo slowly got out of bed, cautiously slipped to the door of Gu Sishao's bedroom, crept in, looked left and right, and secretly looked at Gu Sishao's big bed. Hey, strange, why is there no one?

Suddenly, there was a click behind him, Gu Sishao was wearing a bathrobe and leaning against the wall of the light switch, looking at Nuo Nuo with his hands on his chest, and smiling secretly.

Nuo Nuo suddenly had a feeling that he was caught as a thief, and he was stunned for a while, and suddenly, standing upright, his hands were straight, and he walked out, muttering "Sleepwalking Do Not Disturb ~ Sleepwalking Do Not Disturb ~"

Walking to the door, Gu Sishao pressed the remote control in his hand very face-savingly, and the door opened automatically. Nono's embarrassed zombie jumps back into his room.

Back in the room, Nuno put his head under the quilt and said, "I must have been recognized by Daddy, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed..."

Nuo Nuo woke up Xia Ning in a daze, and was really shocked when he saw his son pouting and sleeping in the middle of the night, "What's wrong, baby?" Do you want to drink water? ”

Xia Ning got up, went downstairs, yawned and fumbled to open the refrigerator and get a bottle of mineral water! Just about to turn around and walk back, he saw Gu Sishao standing at the top of the stairs with a glacier face, "I said that you are really familiar with my home, you can find the refrigerator without turning on the light?" ”

"Well, when I first came, I saw that the refrigerator was probably in this location, and I had an impression." Xia Ning said weakly, her eyes dodged around, and she quickly opened the topic, "Why don't you turn on the lights, it's scary." ”

"Because I couldn't find the kitchen switch on the first floor?" The number of times this villa has come by itself can be counted on one finger, and it is impossible for anyone else to come in except for the regular cleaning every week, cleaning the house, and replenishing the refrigerator with water and food.

Gu Sishao looked at Xia Ning, whose hair was scattered, wearing a white bathrobe, and her two slender calves were exposed, and suddenly wanted to tease this little woman. Gu Sishao slowly leaned over, and Xia Ning's delicate face slowly enlarged...

Xia Ning was just about to lower her waist and rush to the other side, but Gu Sishao immediately blocked it with agility, "What are you hiding, is it possible that I can still eat you!?" ”

It's hard to say, it's hard to say...

Gu Sishao deliberately looked at Xia Ning with a squinting expression, "Tut-tut, your three anti-wolf tricks are useless to me, it seems that you are going to fall into the tiger's mouth today." ”

The words were closed, Gu Sishao was playful, and made a lion's roaring facial expression, and sure enough, Xia Ning immediately retreated.

In these years, the women who didn't take the initiative to knock Gu Sishao down are almost extinct.

"I said, you can't be a person with an unusual gender orientation, and there are still women who go backwards? Want to refuse or welcome? "Gu Sishao is just playing.

"You think you're a magnet, it's a piece of metal that has to be stuck on you!"