Chapter 36: Couples Game
"Opposite-sex poles repel, opposite-sex poles attract, unless you are the former."
"I'm so sorry, my son can be a magnet, do you say I'm the former or the latter. Besides, I'm a plastic product, and I'm not interested in your magnet at all. ”
"Oh, that's unfortunate, I like challenging things the most, magnetizing a piece of plastic I don't only have stamina but also power!"
Xia Ning stared at the brazen Gu Sishao, and her tongue was knotted, "I said that when you fell into the water, did you forget to pick up your face, you just-"
Before Xia Ning could finish speaking, a childish and ethereal child's voice came from the staircase again, echoing in the huge living room~
"Mommy, ...... you guys?" Standing at the top of the stairs, Nono suddenly realized that it seemed that he had come at the wrong time, and that such a time, place, and time and 'posture' could not be cut off by himself.
The little body of the little milk bag meat whirring, immediately-upright! Chest! Shut up the ass! Stretch out your arms and jump back "Sleepwalking Do Not Disturb ~ Sleepwalking Do Not Disturb ~"
Gu Sishao sneered, this mother and son are definitely the best of the best~
Xia Ning's face twitched as she watched the one-meter-tall little guy jump in the middle of the night, and immediately goosebumps fell to the ground.
Gu Sishao had already smiled and his face twitched, "Your son is much more fun than you." ”
Ya, when our mother and son are toys or what, Xia Ning took the opportunity to go upstairs and go back to the bedroom. Looking at Gu Sishao, who was still smiling at the kitchen on the first floor, he grimaced: "If you have the ability, you can laugh all night!" ”
Gu Yanke returned to the bedroom, went to the balcony, and continued to laugh in the face of the heavy rain, not wanting to stop at all. I don't want to ...... at all
Early the next morning, Xia Ning sat up from the bed, but she didn't expect that madman to really laugh all night! I know it's because there's a madman next door, and I don't know if I think it's haunted!
Xia Ning went downstairs to wash up, and heard the doorbell ringing, no one should come to such a remote place except for cleaning. Xia Ning opened the door with curiosity, "Yuki? ”
Yuki is holding two black bunjiàn clips in her hands, a high ponytail, long leather boots, dark blue shorts, and a short-sleeved shirt, as cold and glamorous as ever. Youji looked at Xia Ning, expressionless, "Are the four young people there?" ”
Xia Ning's mouth was full of foam, and she still had a toothbrush in her mouth. "Uh...... On the second floor, the first room is on the right-hand side. ”
Yuki stared ahead and strode forward, just as Nuno went downstairs, Yuki turned sideways and walked over as if nothing was beside her. If it weren't for this sideways, Xia Ning would have thought that Yuki didn't see Nuo.
The little milk bag looked at the cold Yuki. can't help but smack her tongue, she is worthy of being the number one female killer in the world, although she has been invisible for all these years, her powerful aura has not diminished at all, and Xiao Milk Bao dares to conclude that no one can reach her.
After a while, Youji went downstairs with Gu Sishao, Xia Ning was boiling water in the kitchen, but she didn't expect that after all these years, Youji still hasn't changed at all. Yuki herself is very cold and arrogant in both appearance and temperament, no matter how you look at it, she is the same as Sienna Galley possessed in Resident Evil.
Xia Ning waited for a whole morning, and Gu Sishao finally spoke, "Let's go." ”
Xia Ning was already ready, and called Nuo Nuo, "Son, let's go home." ”
"Who said that?" Gu Sishao stood up, "Your son let Youji watch today, you have another task today!" ”
"But today is Saturday, my holiday!"
"The boss said that today is the day of the week, you don't understand such a basic rule of survival?" Gu Sishao proudly carried forward Laipi.
"But......" Xia Ning glanced at the meat bun worriedly, and then at Youji, who was like a human being.
Gu Sishao picked up the car keys, "I'm not a human trafficker, what are you worried about?" Let's go. ”
After speaking, Xia Ning was stuffed into the co-pilot by Gu Sishao. Along the way, Xia Ning was nervous, "When it comes to lunch, Yuki won't give my handsome and cute son a glass of gasoline and then let him eat the cup, right?" ”
Snort-
A sudden brake brought Xia Ning back to her senses.
Gu Sishao couldn't help but slap the steering wheel, "According to what you say, I am so handsome, could it be that I grew up from snacks and flowers?" ”
“…… It could also be cow dung. Xia Ning added in passing, and immediately, Gu Sishao's iron-faced appearance appeared in his mind.
"Get out of the car!"
Xia Ning obediently got out of the car and arrived at a shopping plaza, where a couple was being held in the middle of the square. Xia Ning followed Gu Sishao to the center of the square, only to know that today was Valentine's Day. As long as you complete three tasks according to the rules of the competition, you can get a dream love tree full of blue glass diamonds.
Xia Ning looked at Gu Sishao's eyes, and always felt uneasy. When the host on the stage took the microphone and said, "There is still one last place, the couples on the scene come and sign up!" At that time, Miss Xia knew thoroughly, clearly, and clearly that she had won the bid!
Gu Sishao threw Xia Ning's waist with one hand, and Xia Ning was put on the stage by Gu Sishao like a book on the shelf.
Gu Sishao also came to the stage with sunglasses.
The host was stunned for a moment when he saw this, and then laughed and said, "What a humorous couple." Ha ha. Applaud! ”
Audience: Applause~
The host took the script and continued, "Everyone, please look at the six groups of three-meter-high horizontal bars in front of you, each group of horizontal bars has a doughnut, and couples need to assist each other to make the woman eat the doughnut and say the taste, the first level will be successfully passed, the rule is that the couple partner can not touch the doughnut with their hands!" Well, I announce, the game begins! ”
As soon as the referee finished speaking, all the couples immediately rushed under the horizontal bar, some men held the woman's legs, and the woman stretched out her neck and struggled to bite the doughnut with her mouth. Some women sit on the man's neck and bite the doughnut.
Gu Yanke on the side had a conceited expression on his face, "Die, I will neither hug you nor let you ride on my shoulder!" lest someone take the opportunity to eat my tofu! ”
"Eat your tofu? Heh, I'm not interested in this game in the first place, but you have the ability to make the doughnut run into my mouth. Xia Ning deliberately gave Gu Si less a problem. Without his own help, see how arrogant he is.
Gu Sishao smiled contemptuously, pulled Xia Ning under the horizontal bar, and pulled a rectangular plastic plate with a relatively hard texture from the stage decorations and put it in Xia Ning's hand, "Okay, stand still." ”
Xia Ning was confused, she didn't know what Gu Sishao was going to do, Gu Sishao had already walked to the opposite side, ran over from a distance of three meters, stepped on the plastic plate in Xia Ning's hand with her right foot, jumped high, grabbed the three-meter-high horizontal bar with one hand, grabbed the hook hanging the doughnut with the other hand, and bit the doughnut with the other hand.
There was applause from the audience, but only Xia Ning knew that Gu Sishao's stepping action was a false action, and she didn't feel how much effort Gu Sishao used to step on the board, so to speak, Gu Sishao jumped three meters high?