Chapter 9: One Ear

In this era, even nails are rare, and Lu Chen didn't think that Liu Bei would be able to come up with a horseshoe after this mention, and naturally he wasn't worried that he wouldn't help him.

10,000 war horses in five years, this promise is unreliable, this is originally a gimmick that Lu Chen used to attract Liu Bei, and the stirrup and horseshoe are the main event. Although these attractions to Liu Bei may not be big enough to make him give up his hatred for Lu Bu. But the problem is that he no longer has the ability to kill Lu Bu, and there is no way to subdue Lu Chen, so for Liu Bei, who doesn't even have a territory now, these benefits have become particularly important, and more importantly, what Lu Chen wants him to do is not difficult.

In the end, Liu Bei agreed to Lu Chen's request, and the deal was concluded.

Liu Bei helped persuade Cao Cao to give LΓΌ Bu a name to go to Wuyuan, and did his best to let Cao Cao send LΓΌ Chen to Hanoi. Lu Chen gave Liu Bei the idea of double stirrups, gave him a real "iron hoof" war horse before leaving, and promised to give him 2,000 war horses for free every year after he went to the north to gain a firm foothold.

After talking about this, Lu Chen drove Lu Zhan away for dozens of steps, and also asked Jian Yong to leave temporarily, and he and Liu Bei privately discussed another deal. I saw Lu Chen talking endlessly, Liu Bei's eyes lit up when he heard it, he swallowed his saliva continuously, and finally nodded vigorously, without any discipline.

When Liu Bei said goodbye to Lu Chen and returned to the military formation, he was still excited, Zhang Fei Guan Yu was puzzled, and after asking, Liu Bei told a little clue about the last deal: "Lu Chen is an idiot, he actually took out the training method of Long Xiang, Hu Ben and the three armies in the trap, let me secretly find a few people for him, and then hand over the method of training the soldiers with one hand and the other." ”

When Zhang Fei, Guan Yu and the others heard this, they all thought that Lu Chen was really a fool. Liu Bei also thought so, although he did not succeed in persuading him to surrender and did not get the two cavalry of Long Xiang and Huben, he felt that the gain this time was greater.

Lu Chen returned to the camp and lamented, this time he was bleeding a lot, but there was no way, he was reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, and he was reluctant to let the daughter-in-law catch the hooligan. The divine doctor Hua Tuo is still more valuable than a few military books, and he also took advantage of Liu Bei's relationship to send a few letters to the rest of the people, as for whether they come or not, then say it separately, what is the most important thing in the Three Kingdoms? Talent!

Although Liu Bei can not help Lu Chen much, and the effect will not be very good, as long as he doesn't make trouble, he is already helping, and furthermore, Lu Chen's benefit to Liu Bei is to let him make trouble for Cao Cao as much as possible.

Of course, Lu Chen would never give Liu Bei a real method of military training, and would leave a hand at a critical time, of course Liu Bei also knew.

After Liu Bei led the people away, Cao Cao's men came, and they did not enter the camp, but scolded Lu Chen angrily from hundreds of steps, shouting that if they didn't put Cao Ren down, they would start attacking.

Lu Chen ignored Cao Cao's people, he lay on the couch and meditated for a long time, and actually thought of a very disgusting solution, so he secretly ordered Zhang Liao to let him go out to deal with Cao Cao's people. Zhang Liao was instructed to send a small wooden box over and let Cao Cao take it, and promised to put Cao Ren down at night to rest and continue to hang it tomorrow morning.

The other party had nothing to do, and he was tired after scolding all afternoon, so he had to leave.

The snow began to fall again during the night.

"Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow at the latest, we can go." Lu Chen lay on the couch and gnawed on the sheep bones, muttering, "As long as Cao Cao sees the box, the family members of Uncle Wenyuan and Uncle Zhimou, he will definitely send it tomorrow." and then use Cao Ren to exchange the two uncles of Gongtai Xiaogong back, and it is done. If you lose the camp, you will lose it, as long as Uncle Xiaogong is here, the camp will be there! However, Cao Ren was exchanged for Gongtai's uncle Xiaogong's uncle, and I don't know if Cao Cao is willing or not. Strategist, what is your opinion? ”

"Poof......

Guo Jia squirted out a mouthful of rice wine, almost choking, this guy is so shameless, the call of the military advisor, those who don't know still think I am your military advisor! Guo Jia was relieved and said, "Xiao Junhou should ask someone to give General Zixiao some medicine, otherwise the lord will naturally deal with Chen Gong Gao Shun and even Lu Bu like this." ”

Guo Jia said that it was naturally the bunch of grapes in Cao Ren's crotch that was frozen into ice cubes, and he should be given some medicine. After Cao Ren was lowered from the flagpole, he was dying, and Lu Chen did not give him any preferential treatment, and went directly to the horse house, which was heavily guarded outside.

"Bald, he dares! Lao Tzu lent him a few dog galls! Cao Xuan followed Lu Chen for a day and learned a lot of new words, and felt that the roar was particularly imposing.

Zhang Liao asked Lu Chen uncertainly: "Will Cao Cao really let us go so lightly?" Just because of that box? ”

Cao Xuan danced with a leg of mutton: "Then do you need to say it?" Xiaojun waits for things like a god and a goddess, what he said can be wrong?

If it weren't for Guo Jia's presence, they would definitely be a Cao thief, but both of them knew that Lu Chen seemed to have some intentions for Guo Jia, so they both respected Guo Jia more, and compared with the tragic Cao Ren, they knew how good they were to Guo Jia.

Guo Jia shook his head on the side, about the strategy of that box, even Zhang Liao didn't see through where its ruthlessness was, this little guy was really a fool a few years ago? What an outlier!

Cao Ying.

Cao Cao smashed the wooden box sent by Lu Chen to the ground, roared angrily, drew his sword and slashed the wooden table. However, the bald man had little strength, and he couldn't cut down a few wooden tables, and he couldn't say the bold words of "I want Lu Bu and his son to be like this case", and he was uncomfortable. Seeing Xu Chuzhu watching the excitement beside him, Cao Cao scolded: "What are you looking at?" Still not here to help? ”

When Xu Chu heard this, he stepped on several cases into flying sawdust.

Cao Cao suddenly became happy and shouted: "I want Lu Bu's father and son to be like this case!" ”

Xu Chu said coldly: "The military advisor and Zixiao are still in Lu Chen's hands. ”

Be a fly in the ointment! Cao Cao suddenly rolled his eyes in anger, snorted angrily for a long time, and finally sat down again, and commanded helplessly: "Send out the military order for all counties to release Lu Chen's men and horses and provide grain and grass." Early tomorrow morning, Zhang Liao's family members will also be sent, and Chen Gong and Gao Shun will also be sent. In addition, let people draw up an edict to seal Lu Bu as the Taishou of the Five Plains, the gateway to the northern part of the town. ”

"Whoa!" Xu Chu clenched his fists and withdrew, conveying the order.

On the floor, there was a bloody ear in the broken wooden box, and next to it was a silk cloth that read: This is Cao Ren's ear, bald man believes it?

But he said that when Cao Cao saw this ear just now, his face turned pale with fright, and he really thought it was Cao Ren's, and he couldn't wait to send troops to level Lu Chen immediately, but he threw a mouse trap and almost exploded. Then the spies came to report that Cao Ren had been hanging on the flagpole all day and had only put it down after dark, so the ear was not his. Cao Cao listened to the news, not only did he feel better, but he was even more angry, after all, the taste of being ** was not so pleasant, and this is why Cao Cao slashed a few cases.

After calming down, Cao Cao understood what Lu Chen meant, it was not that he didn't care about his Lao Tzu's life or death, but that he was forced into a desperate situation with no way out. If Cao Cao delays any longer, Cao Ren's ears will definitely be cut off tomorrow, and more importantly, ...... Thinking of the depths, Cao Cao couldn't help but gasp, was this Zhang Liao's idea, or Lu Chen's little madman? In the end, Cao Cao could only choose to compromise, because the kid on the other side was already crazy, or he was not normal at all.

Cao Cao threw away his sword, sneered and said to himself: "The big-eared thief didn't convince Zhang Liao, probably because he held a grudge, and I didn't kill Lu Bu, so he held back his bad intentions and wanted me to send Lu Bu to the bitter cold land in the north, not to mention that the place is still in the hands of the Xianbei people." Hum! Not to mention, the big-eared thief's poisonous plan is really in line with my heart, that little madman has arrived in the north, and he can't say that he can still disgust Yuan Shao. Anyway, Lu Bu is already abolished, so let Lu Chen go, as long as he can exchange it for Fengxiao, what's the matter? A crazy child, why am I afraid? Why am I afraid? But...... I'm mad at me! ”

Cao Cao didn't know that it was Lu Chen who proposed to go to Wuyuan, but he felt that if he sent Lu Bu and the others far away, he would almost never suffer from future troubles.

On the second day, early in the morning, Zhang Liao and Cao Liao's family members were sent to the gate of the camp, and Yan came forward to settle Cao Xing and Zhang Liao's family. After that, Cao Jun sent another group of family members, this time Chen Gong and Gao Shun's family members.

Lu Chen and Zhang Liao looked at each other and smiled, and they both breathed a sigh of relief. Chen Gong Gaoshun's family sent it, which showed that Cao Cao had decided to exchange the two of them for Cao Ren, and the passage to the west was also opened, and they won the victory in this tug-of-war without swords, which was not easy.

Cao Xuan scratched his head and said, "What are you doing when you send these mothers-in-law back?" Cao Cao should send Mr. Gongtai and Brother Xiaogong back! ”

No one paid attention to Cao Xing, Zhang Liao went to ask someone to take Cao Ren, who had just hung the flagpole, and Xiaojun was instructed, to dress up Cao Ren well, it was best to smear some rouge or something on his face. Lu Chen lay on the carriage and discussed with his mother and sister how to arrange these family members, and Lu Zhan led a large group of servants to help carry the luggage.

Guo Jia secretly observed Lu Chen from the side, he now felt that this guy was frivolous and reckless on the surface, but secretly he was scheming, not to mention, it was sinister enough, last night he gave a dead servant's ear, and he easily forced the lord to compromise. It's not a clever plan, but it's vicious. A clever plan can kill people, and a poisonous plan can punish the heart, this is a poisonous plan to punish the heart. Although the lord knew that the ear was not Cao Ren's, if the lord did not compromise and continued to delay, Cao Ren's ear would really disappear the next day. Then Lu Chen would say that it was Cao Ren's ears that were sent, and the lord ...... Indifferent. Presumably it can make many people feel cold and spurn on the lord, right? It is impossible to say that some people in the Cao clan and the Xiahou clan will have a grudge. Even if Cao Ren himself said that the ear sent was not his, no one would necessarily believe it, this is the human heart.

After breakfast, Cao Cao personally led the troops here, Lu Chen lay on the couch to raise his buttocks, and did not go to see the bald man, Zhang Liao exchanged Cao Ren for Chen Gong and Gao Shun. Cao Cao didn't say a word of nonsense, and left with Cao Ren. Of course, Cao Cao also left a large package of copywriting, including customs clearance documents, Lu Bu's official edict, etc., God knows how the emperor was not around, how Cao Cao got the edict, and added the emperor's seal.

(Note: When Dong Zhuo burned Luoyang and coerced the emperor to hunt Chang'an, the heirloom seal engraved by He's Bi was lost and picked up by Sun Jian, and now it is in the hands of Yuan Shu)

But after Chen Gong and Gao Shun came back, they found that Lu Chen had a hole in his buttocks, but his brain was better, and he couldn't help but be surprised. But when he heard that Jun Hou was injured and captured, Lu Chen didn't plan to change him back, Gao Shun's face suddenly turned black, and Chen Gong even raised his hand and scratched Lu Chen, causing Lu Chen to scream in pain. Zhang Liao and Cao Xuan angrily dragged Chen Gong away, but made room for Gao Shun, this guy is also a fierce general, Chen Gong's delicate and gentle cat's claw skills naturally he can't, he directly raised his foot and stomped on Lu Chen's body, Lu Chen's ass hurt and couldn't escape from the couch, he only felt that he was about to be trampled on. Gao Shun has followed Lu Bu for the longest time, his qualifications are old, and his age is greater than that of Zhang Liaocao, and these two people are not easy to come hard, so Lu Chen was beaten several times, and he was so noisy and wailing.

Looking at this scene, Guo Jia held a cup of hot tea and smiled on the side. He now likes this kind of tea without nutmeg, ginger and shallots, although it is bitter, it is fragrant and has a long aftertaste, and I don't know how Lu Chen, a fool, came up with it, but it has a bit of a simple taste.