Inside the house.

A burly man unbuttoned his trousers, landed on the ground with his hands and feet at the same time, and arched his body in a bridge shape, straddling the charcoal basin in a very ecstatic posture. Under this kind of difficult action of yoga masters who have to dig their own eyes and step on a light bulb when they see it, the man can still read words in his mouth, which can be regarded as talented, and his bones are amazing.

"Lu Chen'er! Disgusting! Yo yo yo, it's all frozen into ice lumps, it's so brittle, no, it won't break, right? Crispy is a little crispy, it's better than nothing! Wait for a certain roast, well, roast and roast, the art of war is rigid and soft, alternating between cold and warm...... Well, it's time to turn over. ”

The man moved his body carefully, twisted half a circle above the charcoal basin, and suddenly heard footsteps, the man was nervous, his feet slipped, and with a clang, the whole person smashed on the charcoal basin, and the crotch was in the position where the charcoal was in full swing.

Gross.

The sound of flesh being burned to the point of oil.

"Whew......"

The Han bullet jumped up, and at the same time let out a terrible scream from his mouth, which was sharp and loud, reaching into the sky. That's right, this man is Brother Cao Rentai.

The footsteps got closer and closer, Cao Ren wiped a handful of old tears with difficulty, and quickly put on his pants and sat on the ground, Lu Chen put ice cubes in his crotch Such a shameful thing, he was embarrassed to say no one, even Cao Cao asked, he gritted his teeth and only said that he was hung on the flagpole.

"Master, the little maid has brought you charcoal. Is there anything burning in the house? Whew, bless! Smell like burnt hair...... Smelly and smelly, oops! Old, sir, why are you beating me? Wow, poof......"

A round humanoid object, drawing a parabola, flew out of the window, turned seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air, curved two and a half weeks, and smashed into the courtyard with a pop, splashing a wave of snow.

In the snow, the fat girl struggled for a long time with her teeth and claws before she helped the dead tree on the side to get up. There was a shoe print printed on her buttocks, the fat girl rubbed her blue eyes, and the freckles on her face were squeezed into a lump, looking very aggrieved, and her heart was even more aggrieved. Seeing the old man's beastly hair just now, she thought that the old man was going to do it himself, not to mention how much she was looking forward to it. But...... Why is it just a pure beating? It's not that people don't want to be beaten, but sir, after you have been beaten, will you do something else? The Bloodlight Disaster or something, the little maid likes it tightly......

How can you have time to figure out what a good-looking maid is thinking? Cao Ren had the heart to kill just now, and he didn't have a sword at hand, otherwise the fat girl would have been cold and cold. Cao Ren was angry with the stinky girl just now, and he was bullied too much by Lu Chen, so he was very angry, but after beating people, he was much more decisive.

"Hoohoo, hoohoo......"

After calming down for a while, Cao Ren also wrinkled his nose and sniffed, it was indeed a strong smell. Pulled out the crotch of his pants, his movements were very gentle, but it still hurt so much that Cao Ren grinned and gasped. At this moment, Cao Ren finally comprehended the taste of the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire.

"Lu Chen'er, I swear to kill you! Peel the skin and cramp, eat your meat, drink your blood! ”

After the pain subsided slightly, Cao Ren opened the crotch of his pants again and glanced at Xiao JJ, bare, charred with the aroma of meat, almost cooked, but ...... It's better than nothing.

"General Qiyu, there is news from outside the city, Lu Chen'er and his men and horses will go north at noon."

Suddenly, a small school came outside the house to deliver a message.

"So fast?" Cao Ren's face was cloudy, and then he stood up and shouted, "Someone! Armored! ”

Cao Ren secretly hated in his heart: Lu Chen'er wants to run? How can it be so easy! Even if the lord lets you go, I, Cao Ren, will let you stay alive, otherwise, you will not be a man!

On the official road.

A group of chariots and horses headed towards the northwest, in front of which were the carriages and horses of Lu Chen's mother and the families of the generals, behind was the baggage convoy, the Long Xiang army personally escorted the convoy, and the tiger army was cruising and probing in front and back, left and right.

Now Lu Chen was lying on the carriage bored, humming "Use the nunchuck, hum hehehe", completely unaware that when he first arrived in this time and space, he had an old enemy. If Lu Chen knew about Cao Ren's roasting of little JJ, he would die of laughter, and he would be afraid of illness and medicine!

"Little brother, we are leaving, my father is seriously injured and trapped in Cao Ying, are you sure that Cao Apo will not harm his father?" Lu Qi rode a big white horse, walked beside Lu Chen's carriage proudly, and asked worriedly.

Lu Chen nodded and made a perfunctory hum twice.

Cao Cao was reluctant to kill Lu Bu in the first place, but now that he has no pretending to be a thief Liu Bei, and with Guo Jia's bargaining chip, Cao Cao is very willing to be an image of a master who loves talents, and will only be more conscientious in treating Lu Bu. Therefore, for his father, Lu Chen was not worried, but for this "spicy" sister, Lu Chen said that he had a headache. She always forcibly opened Lu Chen's pants in broad daylight to check the injury, although her concern moved Lu Chen, but she completely ignored the fact that Lu Chen had matured, which made Lu Chen quite angry.

Due to the opening of the army, Zhang Liao, as the first commander under Lu Bu's account, naturally had to coordinate the whole army. And all the tiger light horses are spilled out as scouts, Cao Xing naturally has to be in charge of commanding, after all, to cross the hinterland of Cao Jun, Lu Chen is still extra careful, this year's commitment is the most unreliable. Gao Shun was unwilling to be lonely, and led the three hundred servants of the Lu family to escort the heavy grain and grass in the rear, he wanted to make these three hundred servants into a new trap camp, Lu Chen knew that he was still ashamed and blamed himself for being captured by Cao Cao in the trap camp, so Lu Chen did not stop him, let him toss.

It's just that in this way, there is no one around Lu Chen to protect him. Chen Gong? He couldn't even ride a horse steadily, so he sat in the carriage of his family with Guo Jia to play chess and drink tea, as for the thin entourage Lu Zhan, if someone really wanted to assassinate him, it was estimated that Lu Chen would protect him.

Originally, Zhang Liao was going to select a few captains of Long Xiang to protect Lu Chen, but Lu Qi stood up first, she said that even the servants of the Lu family were backwater, what if those captains also had bad intentions? Even Zhang Liao couldn't pat his chest to guarantee this, so Lu Qi successfully broke through from the family team and became his younger brother Lu Chen's personal bodyguard, and even Lu Chen's mother did not object. Lu Bu is a native of Jiuyuan, and Yan is also a northerner, and their customs are slightly different from those of the Central Plains, closer to the grassland nomads, and it is not a big deal for a woman to show up, and it is a matter of his son's safety, so Yan will naturally not object.

(Note: Back then, Liu Bei was so angry that he walked away because Lu Bu called his wife out to serve tea and entertain guests, thinking that Lu Bu had insulted him.) In fact, this big-eared thief is short-sighted, but he doesn't know that the northern nomads have always introduced their wives to guests as a sign of respect. In my opinion, this can be regarded as a kind of respect for women. ）

My sister was a bodyguard, and Lu Chen was very moved at first, and then Lu Qi said: "I have long wanted to fight on horseback, it is much more interesting than embroidery, if only I could encounter an ambush or something on the road." ”

Lu Chen was so angry that he foamed at the mouth, it turned out that it was just to not embroider, not embroider, embroider, flower......

After a while, Lu Qi asked again: "Little brother......"

"Huh?"

"Uncle Xiaogong and Uncle Gongtai, I won't blame you for being too arrogant, right?"

Lu Chen demanded that the whole army immediately march west, but Chen Gong and Gao Shun disagreed. Although they were humble about beating Lu Chen after knowing the reason why Lu Chen didn't come back for Lu Bu, it didn't mean that they were willing to "abandon" Jun and wait for themselves to escape. These two are Lu Bu's diehards, the kind of diehards who are willing to die with Lu Bu. Lu Chen said a lot of truth and did a lot of ideological work, but he couldn't persuade Chen Gong and Gao Shun, Chen Gong is a donkey's stubborn admitting death, and Gao Shun is a rectum who only listens to Lu Bu.

In the end, Lu Chen had to use the excuse of inheriting his father's business as an excuse to forcefully declare that he now had full authority to enjoy Lu Bu's power, and they only had to obey, and there was no room for refutation, so the two of them expressed their obedience. To be honest, that toughness was also a last resort, and Lu Chen was also worried that they might have a problem in their hearts.

Therefore, Lu Chen sighed when he heard his sister's words, and did not answer directly, but sighed: "I hope this road is safe and sound!" All the way is Cao Cao's territory, if there is a slight mistake, I am afraid that it will be a catastrophe! ”

As soon as Lu Qi lifted the reins of the war horse, the war horse man stood up, and Lu Qi said: "Little brother, don't be afraid!" With my sister here, I will definitely keep you safe! Even if Cao Apu comes in person, I will chop off his dog's head! ”

Lu Chen smiled and said nothing, this is Lu Bu's daughter! If I'm not a crosser, and I'm not a fool, I'm afraid I'm just as sturdy as her, right?

Xiapi North Gate.

Eight thousand Qingzhou soldiers stood neatly outside the city, and Cao Cao led the generals to see Cao Ren off.

It turned out that Cao Cao learned that Lu Chen led his troops to leave, and did not send someone to stop him, but held a feast in the city to celebrate the great victory of Xuzhou. At this moment, Cao Ren, who was supposed to be cultivating at home, broke in, told Cao Cao Chen about the benefits and harms, and asked Cao Cao to send elite soldiers to follow Lu Chen's soldiers and horses. One is to prevent Lu Chen from suddenly attacking the city under his rule and plundering the people, and the other is to improvise, and if there is a chance, he will raid it, save the military division, and annihilate Lu Chen's child, so that Lu Bu can naturally be slaughtered. Cao Cao is a person who is good at accepting opinions, and after listening to Cao Ren's analysis, he felt that it made sense, so he agreed, and then Cao Ren won the opportunity to lead troops to "escort" Lu Chen.

Before parting, Cao Cao held Cao Ren's hand and said: "Zixiao worked hard, he was bullied by Lu Chen's children before, and now he is a good student and recuperating from his injuries, but he is running around so much, how can he bear it?" Why don't you let Miaocai or Yuan Rang chase Lu Chen? ”

Behind Cao Cao, the generals who saw him off all looked at Cao Ren, and the two Xiahou Yuan Xiahoudun brothers named by Cao Cao were even brighter in their eyes. This time they didn't get any merit in Xuzhou, Xiahoudun was even worse, and one eye was blinded by Cao Xing, although he ate his eyeballs, it didn't seem to be a loss, but one eye to see the world is always a little inaccurate.

Cao Ren sternly refused, saying: "Ren has dealt with Lu Chen's child and is quite familiar with him, this child is too evil, and if he changes others, he is afraid that he will be fooled." ”

Cao Cao remembered that he had been forced by Lu Chen'er to be a little wolf, so he also nodded, and asked again: "Zixiao is in poor health, will riding a horse get in the way?" ”

Cao Ren snorted, pulled the war horse, and said, "Lord, look!" On a whim, Ren Fang installed a stirrup on each side of the saddle, and the stirrup was slightly higher than the stirrup on the horse, so that when riding, both feet could step on the stirrup, which was labor-saving and steady, and naturally unhindered. ”

Cao Cao just glanced at the double stirrups curiously, nodded and sighed, noncommittal.

Liu Bei, who was in the distance, almost popped out when he saw it, and said in his heart, isn't this the idea that Lu Chen gave me? Why will Cao Ren too? Didn't he steal Lu Chen's secrets when he was a prisoner in Lu Chen's camp?

Cao Ren said goodbye to Cao Cao, turned on his horse, and led the army away. With his feet in the stirrups and his ass in the saddle, he looked unusually stable.

No one knew that Cao Ren's little JJ was almost cooked, so naturally he couldn't stand the collision with the saddle, and he wanted to catch up with Lu Chen and wait for an opportunity to retaliate. Therefore, under the torment of hatred, Cao Ren had a flash of inspiration, his brain was opened, and all kinds of inspirations erupted...... In the end, he thought of the "divine idea" of the double stirrups. With double stirrups, Cao Ren only needs to use his feet hard, and his butt does not have to sit on the saddle, which is equivalent to riding a horse standing up! Ma Ma doesn't have to worry about my balls anymore! Wahaha, where did Lu Chen'er escape!