(I went home to see my mother-in-law, I was delayed for a few days, and the 5,000-word chapter made up for it, and Chizuru was ashamed...... ）

"Sure enough, it's an errand of nine deaths! The shaman's astrology is as effective as ever, and this trip to Yanmen is indeed dangerous. Liu Bao is hateful! I framed Lu Bu myself, and actually sent me to be a scapegoat?! ”

At three o'clock in the sun, Xu Bu muttered in his heart, trembling into Xiao Wenhou's courtyard, and then secretly touched his crotch, as if he had done some, very good, very good......

Looks like there is still some smell of urine?

But don't be afraid, our Huns are not fragrant in the first place, presumably Xiao Wenhou will not come to smell our crotch, and it is estimated that the stuffing will not be leaked.

Thinking of this, Subu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it's summer, and it dries quickly when it gets wet, otherwise it would be a shame to be scared by these Han people to pee their pants. Shame is a trivial matter, after all, the face is not white noodles, and you can't eat it, but if you lose someone here, you have to lose your head when you go back, and your head is more valuable.

However, what are those thunderous and fire-like things outside the city just now? Divine law? Sorcery?

Su Bu had an ominous premonition, he secretly gritted his teeth, and said in his heart that he must try his best to get back alive. Otherwise, their own women and sons will be robbed by others, although those mothers-in-law and aunts are better than Ma Lie, and they are not very good at riding, but if they are robbed, it is not cost-effective, and it is not cost-effective.

When he came to the front yard, Lu Chen's eighteen light horsemen only let him wait in the front yard hall, saying that Xiao Jun was fighting with some Hun female general.

Although Xu Bu is a prominent son of one of the four aristocratic families of the Southern Xiongnu, he is also the right-hand man of Liu Bao, the right-hand man of the right virtuous king. But he still couldn't figure out where the Hun female general from Yanmen came from, and he didn't know what Lu Chen was picking up in the courtyard. Lu Chen's light cavalry was a little too rebellious, not letting Su Bu's entourage enter, not letting him bring weapons, not letting him sit and wait, letting him stand, and standing straight.

Su Bu is already over the age and is not confused, he has some concentration, and his heart says: It is good to stand. Stand well. It's just right to blow the wind, and the crotch doesn't seem to be dry yet. The main thing is that if the situation is not right, it is convenient to run away.

Occasionally, shouting can be heard in the backyard. But he didn't hear it really. Probably the Hun female general has a strong fighting ability. Mmmm, it's worthy of our Hun woman......

The waiting time is a little long, gradually. Subu couldn't help but get distracted.

He had long heard that the tiger general Lu Bu had a mysterious son, but Xu Bu had never taken it seriously, and only thought that Lu Chen was just a killer who could fight like Lu Bu. Now, he found out that he was wrong, he was very wrong, Lu Chen was indeed a killing billet, but he was a peerless killing billet ten times and a hundred times more fierce than Lu Bu. Lu Bu killed people with nothing more than a Fang Tian painting halberd, and this Lu Chen was able to invite the power of the gods, lightning and thunder, and the earth was on fire.

It's really weird!

For a moment, Su Bu even felt that Lu Chen might be a shaman who was familiar with the divine law, but the shaman was also called a sorcerer, and it also meant a prophet and a sage, and it was a positive title. Obviously, Lu Chen, who bullied Xu Bu, was not righteous, so he preferred to believe that Lu Chen was a devil at all. However, Subu was ashamed and puzzled, because he was a noble nobleman blessed by a shaman, and he should not be afraid of the devil, but this time he was scared to pee.

Why is that?

A few years ago, he snatched a beautiful and unparalleled Xiqiang girl, and then the shaman told him that the beautiful girl was a vicious devil who wanted to eat his soul. So, a couple of shamans took the girl into the tent, and only to hear the girl, oh no, it's the devil who screamed all night. The next day, the shaman handed over a dead ugly woman of fifty or sixty years old to Subu, and it turned out that the shamans with boundless power had finally subdued the devil who had turned into a beautiful girl and turned it into an ugly form.

After that time, Subu became even more convinced of the shaman.

He was also impressed by the noble manners of the shamans, who, after helping him exorcise the devil, carefully examined Subu's wives and concubines for several nights, and finally the shaman kindly blessed him with holy water. It has to be said that the shamans were indeed messengers of the gods, and soon after, several of Subu's wives and concubines became pregnant.

He had already decided that in the future, his son's wives and concubines, as well as his adult daughters, should be sent to the shaman to bless them, and only in this way could the family be kept prosperous and vigorous, because it would be the family blessed by God.

From this, Subu was convinced that the blessings of shamans were very effective and sacred.

However, why would he be afraid of Lu Chen's little ghost this time?

After some careful consideration, the wise Su Bu immediately determined with his eyes that this Lu Chen, who could make him pee, was not an ordinary devil, but the most evil Great Demon King.

Well, right!

It must be the Great Demon King! You can't go wrong!

It turned out that when Xu Bu was ordered to come to Yanmen in the morning, Lu Chen, the great demon king, had to make some welcome ceremony and fire a cannon.

The army of thirty men and sixty horses of the Subu Yi exercised it, and before they entered the city, they scared away twenty-three men and sixty horses. The remaining seven crotches were wet, including Subu himself, who had been thrown into a pit by his horse.

The surrounding sky was thundering and blazing.

The urge to urinate is always so turbulent and surging, so irresistible, so irresistible......

When Xu Bu was still reminiscing about the pleasure of a certain moment, and was about to find a way to escape after discovering the identity of Lu Chen's Great Demon King, he suddenly heard that Xiao Wenhou had arrived. Somehow, Subu was again in a flurry of urine. This time, he took out the courage of the Huns, tightened his abdomen, clamped his buttocks, gritted his teeth, and opened his eyes angrily, instantly eliminating the urge to urinate.

Then, Subu smiled with a slight sense of accomplishment.

"Ahh You're Elder Subu, aren't you? Morning snubbing the elderly, ashamed, ashamed! ”

Lu Chen came out with his hair scattered and a raw cucumber in his mouth, he sat down with a big grin, the cucumber was crunchy, how could he be a little ashamed?

Su Bu was slightly angry, but he was afraid of the other party's evil secret method, and he still touched his chest with his right hand and bowed down. Said: "Xiao Wenhou really opened the door, and he didn't forget to practice martial arts with others early in the morning, and I admired him." ”

"Awards, awards. Personally, I pay great attention to the all-round improvement of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, and I do radio gymnastics every morning," Lu Chen rattled and chewed cucumbers.

Su Bu also looked at the big and long cucumber, swallowed his saliva immediately, and nodded a little shyly. He said in his heart that the Han people can't do anything, but the food is good with women. What is that green stick? It looks delicious......

However, will this great demon king's thing be poisonous?

Lu Chen raised the cucumber in his hand: "This is called cucumber, this thing is rare in the north." Crunchy and delicious! ”

Subu, who was deeply skeptical, was thinking in his heart. If he lets me eat that green thing, it will be verdant. Do I eat or not?

With a big wave of his hand. Lu Chen instructed Lu Zhan: "Bring another cucumber!" ”

Xu Bu's heart suddenly rose to his throat, the Great Demon King really wants to poison me? He saw that Lu Chen's attendant Lu Zhan had taken the order. Before leaving, he glanced at him with a strange expression, which made him feel nervous, and made up his mind that he would not eat what he gave him later.

"Let's ...... it," Lu Chen's Great Demon King looked at Xu Bu with a gloomy smile while biting the cucumber, "This cucumber can't be grown in the north at this time, do you know how to get it?" Hey hey ......"

As he spoke, the Great Demon King laughed weirdly.

Touching the cold sweat on his forehead, Xu Bu's heart fluttered and beat wildly, he could get out what couldn't be grown in the northern heaven and earth? Was he hinting at his evil abilities to me? Are you threatening me?

It seems that he is indeed the devil.

In the end, Su Bu shook his head tremblingly: "No, I don't know. ”

"Of course you don't know, I conjured it up!" Lu Chen smiled proudly, with a cruel and bloody smell in his smile.

Subu almost fell to his knees as soon as his legs went limp.

"Don't be too surprised, this greenhouse cucumber is just made of charcoal, as early as four months ago, I came to Yanmen, began to prepare. You don't know, the specifications and layout of the greenhouse are all painted by me, although it is a little rough, but the four seasons are like spring, and the remaining vegetables and fruits can be produced in the cold winter. ”

Lu Chen had an evil smile on his face, clicking and biting the cucumber, talking about the evil formation he had made himself, which could change the seasons and go against the sky.

The Xubu Chrysanthemum suddenly tightened, and he realized that the strength of Lu Chen, the Great Demon King, was far beyond his imagination. He can actually change the solar terms of spring, summer, autumn and winter? I don't know if the shamans in Hedong can fight him!

At this moment, Lu Zhan came in with a verdant cucumber on a plate, and the corners of his mouth seemed to have a strange curvature. He glanced at Xu Bu with a cold look, walked past him, and walked towards Lu Chen.

Xu Bu hurriedly thought in his mind how to refuse the monster rewarded by the Great Demon King Lu Chen later.

"This thing, the entire greenhouse can only produce more than a dozen catties, and the gold is very expensive." Lu Chen finished eating his own, and then, picked up the one on the plate, and looked at Xu Bu, "After waiting for a long time, you shouldn't have eaten yet, right?" ”

"Nope."

Xu Bu subconsciously shook his head, and then suddenly woke up, eager to slap himself a few times, he was looking for death! Shouldn't I refuse? It's over, it's over! Su Bu's hair suddenly stood on end, as if he was being targeted by ten thousand wolves in the wilderness, and his body was so cold that he fell into the ice cellar.

"Click......"

Lu Chen took a bite of the cucumber, looking leisurely and comfortable.

Su Bu was suddenly stunned, didn't he bring it to me to eat?

I saw that Lu Chen finished eating the cucumber in two bites, and then said happily, "I just asked casually, you really haven't eaten it?" But it doesn't matter, the elder is in good health, what are you afraid of, let's go to the backyard to talk about business. ”

Su Bu froze, and he didn't give me food, you asked a fart.

However, as shrewd as he was, he immediately reacted that the thing that called the cucumber must be a precious thing, at least for the Great Demon King Lu Chen, otherwise he would not have spent his efforts to make the formation that changed the season, let alone be reluctant to give it to me.

Thinking of this, and then asked about the residual fragrance of cucumbers in the house, Subu Gollu swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Mao dared to go to the backyard with Lu Chen, but the extremely smart Xu Bu was like electricity, and his intuition told him that there was a problem! Lu Bu was put on a show by Liu Bao, and Lu Chen received him with a fake smile, this is unreasonable, there must be a conspiracy.

"I'm not bragging! It's that the emperor can't eat fresh fruits and vegetables in winter, I can! "Lu Chen, the Great Demon King, strode forward. There was a thick dark aura in his tone.

"Xiao Wenhou is a god descending from heaven, naturally extraordinary, and he should eat differently." Xu Bu was about to cry, he greeted Liu Bao's female family members cordially in his heart ten thousand times, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, for the time being, he could only pat Lu Chen's big demon king's ass.

"That's it!" Lu Chen suddenly turned around, smiled evilly, and said, "Elder Xubu." Do you know what I ate this morning? ”

Subu shook his head blankly.

"People!"

Lu Chen smiled. His face was hideous and terrifying, like a hell killing god.

"Huh? You...... Person...... You ......" Subu took two steps back in fright, his lips pale and trembling violently as he broke out in a cold sweat. Speechless.

"And she is also a meaty Hun female general. Hehe......" Lu Chenyun smiled lightly.

"Huh...... Scold...... Xiao Wenhou is really good at laughing...... "Xu Bu laughed unnaturally. Then, he slumped down at the backyard door and threw up with a whoa.

Because. He saw a horrific image that he had never seen in his life.

In the corner of the backyard, there were two human legs stuck upside down, and there was blood on the clothes on both legs. In the eyes of the astute Su Bu, it was already obvious that the upper half of that person's body was eaten by Lu Chen!

Did he bring me to the backyard to eat me?

Thinking like this, the crotch of his pants, which had just dried, was wet again.

Later, he found that the two legs, which were covered with blood, were not inserted in the ground, but in a small well, and judging by her robe, trouser legs and leather boots, it should be a Hun woman.

Xu Bu suddenly realized, it turned out that the so-called Lu Chen and the Hun female general just now were learning martial arts, but in fact, he was eating human flesh alive?!!

Giggle –

Xu Bu's teeth were fighting, and he looked at Lu Chen with a look of horror.

The Great Demon King Lu Chen smiled very pleasantly, pointed to the two human legs inserted in the well, and said, "Huh, this is the Hun woman who was eaten by me, tsk, I sent it to the door for me to eat, don't eat it for nothing, don't say it, the Hun woman tastes different from the Han woman." The flesh, the muscles, the athletic talent, tsk......"

The Great Demon King's eyes lit up, and he licked his tongue as he spoke.

Xu Budu is about to faint to death, this big demon king is evil, not only eating the Huns, but also eating the Han people! It seems that the old man has no return this time......

"Hey! Elder Subu, why did you fall? I'll help you up! ”

The evil Lu Chen said pretendedly.

Xu Bu suddenly bounced up, he didn't dare to let Lu Chen slam him, maybe this demon would directly rip off his arm or head and gnaw it.

"Who the pees on this? Not to mention defecating everywhere, and let my distinguished guest slip and get filthy, who did it? The Great Demon King was furious, and sharply questioned Lu Zhan and the other soldiers, and everyone shook their heads in confusion.

"Such a trivial matter, Xiao Wenhou doesn't have to care too much. It's important for us to discuss the big things. ”

Xu Buqiang strengthened himself and said to Lu Chen. For now, I can only find a way to negotiate quickly, and then find an excuse to slip away, otherwise, I will definitely be eaten by him.

"The elder is really dutiful, Chen is ashamed." Lu Chen pretended to be and said, "I patronized and cannibalized people this morning, first ate a Han beauty, and then ate half a Hun woman, hey......"

"It should be, it should be, Xiao Wenhou has all the opportunities, these mouthfuls should be." Xu Bu endured nausea and fear and said, suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, "Since Xiao Wenhou is good at this, in the future, I will definitely be every month, oh, no! Ten delicious and fat Hun girls are sent every ten years for Xiao Wenhou to eat as a snack, which can be regarded as a little old man's heart. ”

"Well, isn't it?" Lu Chen pretended to groan and said.

"Good, good, nothing bad! It's decided, I'll send someone to send it when I go back, and I will send ten every ten days in the future, the meat is absolutely delicious, and I will never regret it! "Su Bu pointed to the heavens and the earth, he was smart and wise, and suddenly found that this is a clever plan to get out, presumably, this big demon king will definitely not give up a lot of small fresh meat because of his old bones!

Subu was proud of his earth-shattering wisdom of the ghosts.

"Haha, hehe, ho ho ......" After a while, Lu Chen's mouth was barely closed, "Since the elder has a heart, I, Lu Chen, will not shirk it, but this negotiation is ......"

It turned out that Liu Bao sent Xu Bu this time because he released Lu Bu's pigeons last time, and he almost let Lu Bu finish playing. Liu Bao means that the plea is false, and the threat is true, after all, Liu Bao's current soldiers and horses are still stronger than Lu Bu, in his opinion, Lu Bu will definitely not dare to fall out with him again if he offends the Xiongnu Shan Yuting, he can take the opportunity to knock on Lu Chen's bamboo pole.

At the beginning, Xu Bu also thought so, so he had already drawn up a list of ordnance, grain and grass for Lu Chen to sign and pledge.

However, under the current situation, Su Bu categorically did not dare to take out the list, so he had to tremble and said: "My lord Youxian Wang has broken his trust in the past, and he really has a negative ally, so this matter is all up to Xiaojun Hou!" ”

"Where, where, it's no wonder that King Youxian is not in this matter, he failed to hit Meiji as promised, and he must also have a hard time. I deeply understand this, so I am ready not to pursue this matter, and we want to talk about future cooperation. ”

Lu Chen said unexpectedly.

Xu Bu looked at the Great Demon King in surprise, he let Liu Bao go like this?

"What I said is true." Lu Chen said with a smile, "I have prepared a batch of weapons specially for the use of cavalry, and I am ready to deliver them to King Youxian in exchange for his promise to advance and retreat with our army." I don't know if it's possible? ”

"Yes, yes! I don't know what kind of weapon it is? Su Bu was immediately overjoyed, although he was still afraid in his heart, but since the Great Demon King had no appetite for him, he was not so afraid.

"Humph!" At this time, Lu Zhan, who was following on the side, interjected, "It is the weapon designed by my Xiaojun Hou personally, the horseshoe that can make the war horse step on the steel knife and walk like flying, the double stirrups that can make the knight never fall off the horse, and the heavenly thunder made by my Xiaojun Hou War Demon Dragon with its bloodline." ”

It turned out that the thing of thunder and fire turned out to be the blood of the demon dragon?

This Lu Chen is really the Great Demon King!

Su Buyan nodded solemnly, and then fully agreed to Lu Chen's ordnance assistance.

The Great Demon King Lu Chen took Xu Bu to the backyard horse house to see the Xuanlong Cloud Chasing Beast equipped with horseshoes and double stirrups, and demonstrated a small heavenly thunder specially prepared for cavalry. Xu Bu was stunned, with these sharp weapons that should not belong to the world, Xu Bu even more identified Lu Chen's identity as the cannibal demon king.

In the end, the Great Demon King said one last request: "These things are too delicate and rare, so I don't feel at ease if someone else transports them, so please ask the elder to go back and inform King Youxian, it is best for him to come and pick them up in person." After half a month, you can come to Yanmen. ”

Xu Bucai didn't care if Liu Bao would be in danger if he came in person, anyway, he could get out, and those things were indeed sharp weapons. He didn't say much, and after agreeing to it all, he crossed his legs, waved his sleeves, and left with a cool piece of coolness in his crotch.

Out of Lu Chen's small courtyard, Xu Bu immediately left Yanmen, and then breathed a deep sigh of relief, it was a miracle that he could escape from the mouth of the Great Demon King who ate one and a half people for breakfast!

The sun is blazing.

Su Bu rode on the back of a newly bought pony with six of his remaining retinues, but his back was still cold, and he couldn't help but sigh: "I'm really talented!" Such a desperate situation made me come over! (To be continued......)