The Great Demon King who eats living people alive? Change the formation of the cycle of the four seasons? Heaven and earth fire evil witchcraft?

Lu Chen did not have such an unbridled imagination, nor did he know the powerful influence of primitive religion on the people of this era. Therefore, it is naturally impossible for him to know that in the eyes of Su Bu, he has become an evil demon king, and he doesn't know why Su Bu, who was still rebellious and tough in the outside traffic a few days ago, suddenly spoke so well.

Lu Chen felt extremely puzzled by Xu Bu's unexpected refreshment, and he didn't come back to his senses until Zhen Mi sent Yun Sleeve to call him for lunch. In short, as long as Liu Bao can come to Yanmen in person to get weapons, Lu Chen's plan will be half successful, and the other half will depend on the effect of contacting the Huns.

Anyway, Liu Bao's tens of thousands of Tuge warriors, Lu Chen is determined.

"Yikuan, tell Ah Yuan not to be busy, eat first."

Lu Chen pushed away Xiao Yunsleeve, who attacked him with his chest, Xiao Yunsleeve pouted aggrievedly, Lu Chen rolled his eyes and walked towards the backyard dining room, and said to Lu Zhan by the way. The rules in Lu Chen's courtyard, except for his eighteen light horses and Wuzhu, everyone else eats together, not because Lu Chen is so high-spirited and bright, but because he is stared at by others and can't eat.

"She said that she didn't come to eat at noon, and she just let Miaoyin send it over later, she was tinkering in the greenhouse in the east courtyard, saying that the smoke outlet of the charcoal fire was blocked." Lu Zhan replied and followed Lu Chen to the dining room.

The greenhouse designed by Lu Chen was taken care of by Ah Yuan, although the greenhouse is not large, it is quite energy-consuming, and it is hard work. In order to make Ah Yuan better access to the greenhouse. Lu Chen even changed the doorway of the greenhouse to a round shape, and the size was doubled.

"Oh. What's going on on your face? I didn't hand in my homework seriously last night. Tickled by Ah Yuan again? The Great Demon King Lu Chen said with an evil smile.

"No, I haven't turned in my homework lately. It's all ...... She harvested it herself...... She said...... This makes it feel like a bumper harvest......" Lu Zhan said shyly.

"It's hard work...... Lu Chen patted Lu Zhan's shoulder with pity, "Then what's going on on your face?" ”

"I was scratched when I went to the greenhouse to get cucumbers this morning, and Ah Yuan thought I was going to eat cucumbers secretly, so I ......," Lu Zhan said without resentment.

Only then did Lu Chen understand the reason, Ah Yuan was the patron saint of the greenhouse, for the vegetables in the greenhouse, she was not recognized by her six relatives, and even Lu Chen was only allowed to eat a fresh cucumber every day. No wonder when Lu Zhan came back with the cucumber, he looked at Xu Bu's eyes so resentful. He must have thought that Lu Chen was going to give Su Bu food. Let his brother be wronged, Lu Chen said with a little shame: "There are a lot of cucumbers, you also eat one every day." ”

"It's too expensive, Zhan doesn't dare to eat it."

"What does it mean to steal food? This is called enhancing one's own combat effectiveness, counting, you are much harder than me, didn't I fight fiercely last night, and eat one more today? ”

"Is what Hua Tuo said reliable? Xiao Jun waits, if you make up for the form. Are cucumbers a little shorter? ”

"It's a little smaller, a little shorter, but on this hot day, where are you going to get me sugar cane?"

"Hmm. That's a problem......"

……

During the meal, Zhen Mi hesitated and asked Lu Chen: "Bo Chao, you really don't pull up the black beads." Ask her to eat together? ”

However, Lu Chen's attitude was very resolute, he shook his head and said, "Let her continue to be stuck." Just teach her a lesson. Don't worry about water use. Tell my light rider to go outside and carry water and fill the tank. It's not a problem to card her for ten days and half a month! ”

Xiao Meow nodded thoughtfully, in her opinion, the barbarian woman with a big ass was more vicious than when she was a child, and she couldn't even bolt it, so she should be stuck in the wellhead for the rest of her life.

Then, Zhen Mi raised a question: "If you don't feed Wuzhu, will she be hungry, her butt will become smaller, and then she will really fall into the well?" ”

Although he was also a little suspicious in his heart, Lu Chen still said: "Doesn't she just want to commit suicide by throwing herself into a well?" Let her experience more. ”

Since Lu Chen is so resolute, although others think that Shuijingkou is always stuck by the big ass of a Hun girl, which is not a problem, they can't say anything more.

After the meal, Lu Chen briefly told Zhen Mi about the marriage between the two, after all, he had already gotten on the bus, and he should always talk about buying tickets.

For marriage, Lu Chen's idea is relatively simple, and he doesn't have any bells and whistles, he goes according to the specifications of this era, but Zhen Mi lives in Yanmen in advance. The specifications of the wedding are naturally according to the main wife, the matchmaker is Chen Gong, and the officiant is Zhang Yang. Moreover, Lu Chen sent someone to Wuji County in advance to inform Zhen Mi's father, asking him to prepare for the matchmaker and the dowry, and hinted that he should stop playing tricks, otherwise he would bear the consequences, that is, he politely forced Zhen Yi to marry his daughter.

Zhen Mi naturally has no objection to this, Lu Chen gave her the status of a wife, and she is already satisfied.

The only scruple is gone, Zhen Mi only needs to concentrate on improving her intelligence level, and prepare to fight with the new concubine. Thinking of the upcoming house fighting career, she even likes Wuzhu, a Hun woman, a little, if Lu Chen's concubines in the future are all this kind of IQ with big butts and small heads, and they can be stuck by their big butts when they jump into a well and kill themselves, how beautiful it would be!

Sister Luoshen, who grew up in a big family, has been exposed to the same kind of bypass since she was a child, and she has a good house fighting skills. For her, the intrigue of pediatric intrigue like Lu Qi Wuzhu can only be regarded as a joke.

Want to rob my four maids?

Just rely on you Lu Qi? These are the four protectors of the little monarch that I squeezed dry, how can I let you spoil it? Your little dragon is a shy guy who can only play guns and tricks on men, and his legs are soft when he sees a woman, where do you need my little cloud sleeves and little wonderful sound to serve? Besides, with your horizontal training muscles and bones that have opened up the second vein of Ren Du, you can squeeze Xiaolonglong into a human by yourself!

Want to take the favor of the little prince?

Just by your Wuzhu? What else do you have but a big breast, a big ass, and a big face? And it's an earth-shattering brute! Such a simple human flesh can't be planted, even a trick that a child with cerebral palsy like Lu Qi can play, you can get through it. Are you embarrassed to fight me?

What's even more stupid is that it's obviously a goof. You are embarrassed to cover your robe with your pants and sprinkle all over the yard, insisting that Bo Chao slept with you. made Bo Chao cover his face immediately, and he couldn't pull his IQ to take care of you. Later, you also untied your belt and hanged yourself, please, you are wearing a dress inside, the white flowers are swaying, and Bochao is so shocked that he takes three steps back on the spot, and it is too late to save you, if you don't grow fat. I broke my belt, and I can't see you strangled!

Hanging off the belt, you still lick your face and say that you have two lives for one corpse, and you have to commit suicide by throwing yourself into a well. Bo Chao and a large group of our women were stunned by your IQ, thanks to the fact that when we chased it out, your ass was stuck at the mouth of the well, otherwise, you would have drowned!

Thoughts were like lightning flashing, Zhen Mi thought about it a lot, and suddenly felt that this time. It seems that it is the right time to show the heart of the eldest woman.

Mother said that the fox spirit should be dealt with to death, and the ugly or stupid woman can be infinitely tolerant. Both of these points are accounted for. Zhen Mi suddenly felt that this was a rare opportunity to express himself.

So, Zhen Mi obediently agreed to all the arrangements for Lu Chen's marriage, and didn't even delve into the honeymoon that she didn't understand well. put on a compassionate appearance and said to Lu Chen: "Bo Chao." I know you're only good to me, but. Wuzhu is still quite pitiful, let's get her out. If you like it, take her. Although she is a satisfied woman, she has a straightforward personality, and Mi'er still likes her a lot. ”

"This ...... Not necessarily, right? Lu Chen was taken aback, he really couldn't imagine that Sister Luo Shen was so pot-bellied.

"It's nothing, it's just a barbarian woman, Bo Chao can want her, it's a blessing she has cultivated in eight lifetimes, give her a concubine, she should be grateful to Dade." Zhen Mi's scheming is old and deep, she knows Lu Chen's character, and knowing that she mentioned it like this, Lu Chen is embarrassed to give Wuzhu a higher name.

Lu Chen hesitated: "She? It's not good, it's not good, it will affect my son's intellectual ......"

In the end, Lu Chen did not agree to accept the black beads, although the black beads were round and jade, which was not bad, but her identity was too sensitive, and now was the time to seek to join forces with the Xiongnu to deal with Liu Bao, Lu Chen was not willing to take risks.

It was Ah Yuan who got up to mention Wuzhu, and the donkey who transported fertilizer in the greenhouse was thin today, and there was a shortage of livestock, so Ah Yuan was going to pull Wuzhu to drag manure, and the result was that Ah Yuan was almost beaten by Wuzhu.

Anyway, there was no danger, the mouth of the Wuzhuka well was too long, and it was too late to beat Wuzhu, so he ran to the toilet with his legs between his legs. By the time Wuzhu walked out of the toilet comfortably, Ah Yuan had already left mellowly, and Lu Zhan took the place of the sloppy donkey. Wuzhu also figured it out in the well, it seemed that she had gone too far in this matter, and was a little suspicious of insulting the other party's IQ, and then licked her face and cried with Lu Chen, it seemed that she could only make more jokes, so she silently went back to her hut, embarrassed to go to Lu Chen again.

Wuzhu began to suspect her master Lu Qilai, her trick didn't work at all, it was clearly a lie! Moreover, I heard that the status of Han women is very low, even if they really subdue Lu Chen, they may not be able to make him bow down. Besides, if he really does that kind of thing with himself to have children in the future, won't he lose it? She had heard that kind of thing was for men to enjoy the misery of women.

I am a dignified Hun princess, and I must not be captured and bullied like this! I must take revenge! Either way!

Uzhu swore secretly.

No, we still have to do it in our own way.

I don't do it, hum it......

Making up his mind, Wuzhu plucked the shaman-quenched hairpin on his head, held it in the palm of his hand, and then secretly rummaged out of the window of his hut, avoiding the sight of Lu Chen's light horse, and came to the window of Lu Chen's house. This is how she entered the house this morning, from the light to the dark, she didn't see the situation inside at all, and directly cut her fingers and lay on Lu Chen's bed crying. This time, she learned wisely, first opened a gap in the window, and secretly looked inside.

Hey?

Why did my uncle come to Yanmen?

Wu Zhuxin said that he had only been captured for less than five days, and he had come to rescue him so quickly?

Through the crack in the window, Wuzhu saw Lu Chen and her uncle sitting opposite each other in the room, avoiding the secret conversation left and right. Then, a sentence from her uncle made Wuzhu puzzled, and she couldn't figure out why her uncle wanted Lu Chen to write on her.

"Shan Yu said, the alliance between the Xiongnu and Wen Hou has been handed over to Xiao Wenhou, as long as you sign your name, there is no need to make a blood alliance. What is the Covenant? Naturally, it's Princess Uju! How do you sign Princess Ujoo? What do you think, little Wenhou? Of course, I want you to sign it yourself! (To be continued......)