Chapter 6 Zuo Ci's Visit
Chapter 6 Zuo Ci's visit
In the blink of an eye, in the fourteenth year of Jian'an (209), more than half a year has passed since the Battle of Chibi, and Liu Hou is more than 2 years old. Staying in the back house every day, with a group of female dependents, although it looks eye-catching, but it feels quite boring after a long time.
If you want to talk about playmates, there are still a few children in the back house. One of them is Zhang Fei's eldest daughter, the queen of Adou in the future, her name was not left in the history books, she was usually called the queen of mourning, and some people in later generations named her Zhang Xingcai. This girl is one year older than Liu Hou, and her long pink carved jade is as cute as a porcelain doll, and she calls him "Brother Adou" and "Brother Adou" all day long, which makes Liu Hou very annoying.
Although he knows that this is his future wife, she is just a sticky little girl now, and Liu Hou, who has adult thoughts, is of course not interested in her, let alone playing those childish games with her.
In addition, there are two and a half sons, one is called Guan Xing, 6 years old, Guan Yu's second son, Guan Ping's younger brother, and the other is Zhang Bao, Zhang Fei's eldest son, 5 years old. These two people are simply wild boys and demon kings of the world, dancing with guns and sticks, chasing chickens and dogs, jumping up and down all day long, without a moment of peace. Liu Houcai won't go crazy with them, he will get dirty, and it is also very troublesome to take a bath in this era.
There is also a future beauty who is the daughter of Second Brother Guan, who is often called Miss Guan San in history books, and later generations named her Guan Yinping. This Miss Guan San still has a certain reputation in history.
In the romance, it is said that Sun Quan once sent someone to ask Guan Yu for his son, but was unexpectedly rejected by Guan Yu with a sentence of "Tiger girl An can match a dog". From this sentence, it can be seen that Second Brother Guan does not understand world affairs and does not know how to take care of the overall situation, and it can also be seen how proud he is in his heart.
This incident deeply offended Sun Quan, and also laid a hidden danger for Guan Yu to be calculated by Eastern Wu and defeat Maicheng in the future. Of course, this is not Miss Guan San's fault, in fact, in folklore, Miss Guan San is a very good person and is very loved by the people.
According to legend, she was a disciple of Zhao Yun and accompanied Zhuge Liang to pacify the Nanban, and married Li Yi, the son of Li Hui, a famous minister of Shu. Guan Yinping made great contributions in the southern expedition with Li Hui and his son, and after the war, he lived in Yuyuan. He has always gotten along well with the people of Yuyuan, and he also personally taught the people of Yuyuan to weave and farm, and taught the people of Yuyuan to read and write. Everyone respects her very much and calls her "Miss Guan San". She eventually died in Yuyuan, Jianning (present-day Chengjiang, Yunnan), where there is now a joint tomb of the husband and wife.
However, the current "Miss Guan San" is only a few months old, and she is still in infancy and can't come out to play. Liu Hou naturally didn't pay much attention to him.
These days, the war has stopped for a while, and Zhao Yun has not led the army outside. Liu Hou pestered Zhao Yun to teach him martial arts whenever he was free.
Zhao Yun is strong in martial arts but humble and polite, tall and mighty and handsome, riding a white horse, with silver guns, silver helmets and silver armor, his image completely meets all the characteristics of Prince Charming, except that he is indeed not a prince.
He's not a prince, but Liu Hou is. Liu Hou fantasized that one day he would ride a white horse, wearing a white robe, galloping on a meadow full of sunshine and flowers.
Of course, as a prince charming, you must be accompanied by a beautiful woman (preferably a princess), or you will lose the meaning of Prince Charming.
Therefore, at this time, the picture also adds a peerless beauty sitting in front of him, the two riding a horse together, Liu Hou holds the rope with one hand and the water snake waist of the beauty with the other......
But this is always Liu Hou's YY, the reality is cruel, when Liu Hou looked at his height of less than one meter, he couldn't help but be depressed. With his current body, even if he rides out with a beautiful woman, he must be holding someone by himself, or hugging him horizontally. If you want to pretend to be a prince charming and travel with the United States, it will take more than ten years, to say the least.
However, not being able to be a prince charming for the time being does not prevent you from having a heart that wants to be a prince charming. Liu Hou's heart is to learn more of Prince Charming's various skills and cultivate the various qualities that Prince Charming should have.
And the object he can learn from is naturally Zhao Yun, who is closest to the image of Prince Charming in his mind. Who else can you learn from? Needless to say, Zhang Fei's big boss is rude, Guan Gong has a cold and arrogant face, and he looks like he is not close, do you really want to learn from him if he doesn't turn MM out of the door?
His cheap dad has a thick face and a black heart, and he will cry the most, and he looks benevolent on the surface, but in fact, he is very black. Liu Hou doesn't like this kind of man who is harmless on the surface and sinister on the inside, but forgive him for the sake of his own country.
Zhuge Liang? Originally, Liu Hou felt that his image was also very good, he was wise and close to demons, synonymous with wise people through the ages, usually shaking a goose feather fan, with a graceful demeanor and full of confidence. However, Liu Hou felt angry when he saw that he had married such an ugly wife. Liu Hou is not the kind of "good man" who only attaches importance to inner beauty and does not care about external beauty, he is the kind of "layman" who attaches great importance to external beauty. If he wants to face an ugly girl for the rest of his life, he would rather be a monk. Liu Hou was afraid that under his teaching, even his aesthetics would be changed, and he would want to cry without tears.
Originally, there was another choice, that is, Ma Chao, and the image of Jin Ma Chao in Liu Houyin's image was also good, but unfortunately I haven't seen his figure yet. What Liu Hou doesn't know is that the current Ma Chao has not yet returned to Liu Bei.
So, Liu Hou's only choice was to learn from Zhao Yun. Zhao Yun is also happy to teach Liu Hou, firstly, the two have had the previous experience of "sharing hardships", which made Zhao Yun and Liu Hou closer; Second, because when he was in Changbanpo, Liu Hou reminded him at a critical time, which made Zhao Yun feel that Liu Hou was different from ordinary people's intelligence.
Who doesn't want to have a well-qualified, talented successor? However, Liu Hou is the "young master", and Zhao Yun is not embarrassed to let him apprentice. Zhao Yun didn't mention it, of course Liu Hou wouldn't take the initiative to apprentice, as long as he could learn the skills, who wanted to find a master to worship.
I saw Liu Hou dancing around in the courtyard with a thin bamboo pole in his hand, and he had a few appearances with one move. Zhao Yun stood next to him and nodded secretly, for a child who was less than 3 years old, it was undoubtedly very amazing to be able to do this kind of Cheng dù so quickly.
As everyone knows, for adults, as long as their intelligence is normal, they can easily fight better than Liu Hou, and by the standards of adults, Liu Hou's martial arts talent can only be said to be sparse and ordinary. It's just that no one knows that Liu Hou actually has a soul in his twenties, so people often regard him as a prodigy.
At this time, a servant came in and said that Liu Bei was entertaining distinguished guests and invited Zhao Yun to the banquet. Liu Hou was excited when he heard it, and he said that he also wanted to go with him to see and understand.
Because Liu Hou is still a toddler, so the usual diet is very monotonous, although children over 2 years old can also eat some meals, but those meals are specially made suitable for young children to eat, such as steamed eggs, steamed meat cakes and the like, the main goal of making zuò is easy to digest, the taste is really not very good.
Therefore, Liu Hou also wanted to go with him to see what delicacies he could eat. In addition, Liu Hou also wanted to join in the fun and see what historical celebrities and cattle appeared. After all, Liu Hou's psychological age is only in his 20s, and he is still a bit of a young man's nature, and he has already been suffocated in the backyard all day. Although he was an otaku in his previous life, the premise is that there is a computer and a network, without these two artifacts, who is willing to be an otaku?
Because of Liu Hou's identity as the young master, Zhao Yun couldn't resist him, thinking that it was not a serious occasion to discuss military aircraft affairs anyway, so he went to it. When the two came to the banquet hall, they saw Liu, Guan, and Zhang Jun in the ranks, as well as Mi Zhu, Sun Qian, Jian Yong and other Liu Bei's team members had already entered the table. Zhuge Liang was not present, and Liu Hou estimated that he might be entangled in affairs and not have time to come.
Fortunately, Zhuge Liang is not here, if he is here, it is estimated that Zuo Ci's trick is like Liu Hou playing a big knife in front of his second uncle.
I saw that they frequently urged a guest to drink. Liu Hou wanted to come and see the celebrity, but who knew that this guest turned out to be a one-eyed dragon Taoist priest, and there was a little Taoist boy standing behind him.
Liu Hou searched his intestines and scraped his belly, and he couldn't remember that the cow man in the Three Kingdoms period was dressed like this. After all, Liu Hou has never read such a boring book in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, although he has read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but it is also a matter of middle school, and there are very few descriptions of Zuo Ci in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which can only be regarded as a dragon role. It's not surprising that Liu Hou didn't remember for a while.
Zhao Yun found an empty desk and sat down, and the maid served the tableware and ate. Liu Hou sat next to Zhao Yun and him on the same desk, and Zhao Yun asked the maid to add him a pair of tableware. After Liu Hou sat down, he didn't say a word and began to look for good food.
Liu Bei glanced at him and didn't care about him. Only Zuo Ci and Zhao Yun were introduced to each other. At this time, Zuo Ci got up and toasted: "I have heard for a long time that General Zhao is mighty, and he rode alone into Cao Ying, killing seven in and seven out as if entering a no-man's land. Liu Hou rolled his eyes in his heart: "The more it spreads, the more mysterious it becomes, it becomes seven in and seven out."
"The Taoist is overrated, Yun heard that the Taoist chief used the power of one person to tease Cao Cao and Sun Quan in the palm of his hand, admire, admire."
Liu Hou continued to roll his eyes in his heart: "I didn't expect that with the appearance of a humble gentleman like Zhao Yun, he would also praise people." ”
It is said that Zuo Ci's teasing of Cao Cao and Sun Quan has spread all over the world and has become known to everyone. Recently, Zuo Ci has been in the limelight for a while, and he can be regarded as famous in the world. I don't know who leaked the news that Zuo Ci's purpose of visiting the princes was faintly related to the "true son of heaven", the princes' attitude towards Zuo Ci changed, and no one dared to treat him as a simple Taoist priest, and they all greeted him carefully.
Therefore, when Zuo Ci arrived, Liu Bei did not dare to slack off, and immediately summoned the ministers to set up a banquet and treat him as a guest.
While eating, Liu Hou listened to the adults, and knew that this one-eyed Taoist priest was Zuo Ci. finally recalled that this Zuo Ci was one of the three great gods in the Three Kingdoms era. I secretly despised Liu Bei in my heart, how could I be such a big god and be a guest? Liu Hou, who wanted to come to see celebrities and cattle people, couldn't help but be disappointed.