Chapter 7 Fooling Zuo Ci

At this time, Liu Bei and the people who arrived first had already drunk three rounds of dishes and five flavors, so Liu Bei put down the wine cup and asked Zuo Cilu to show his hand and perform the "immortal method". Zuo Ci readily agreed.

I saw Zuo Ci untie his turban, flip it back and forth in the air, signal that there was nothing in the turban, and then cover the wine cup with a turban, and then pretend to blow a fairy breath, and finally open the turban, and the wine cup is nowhere to be found.

Zuo Ci borrowed a helmet and put it on the table, also covered it with a turban, and then grabbed it in the air with his hand, and then threw it at the helmet. Finally, the turban was opened, and a small bird flew out, and the little bird flew into the air, flying around the roof beams, and made a crisp call from its beak.

Then, Zuo Ci stuffed the turban into his left ear, and he didn't see any of them. Then he took something out of his right ear, and what he took out was a colorful silk scarf, which continued continuously, and it took a long silk scarf to finish. If so, they performed 4 or 5 "spells", and Liu Bei and his subordinate officials and generals were so stunned that they forgot to applaud.

Liu Hou looked at it, and finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. Isn't this a magic show? is also a "fairy law", laughing to death, these can only be regarded as elementary magic performances.

Although Liu Hou is not very interested in magic, in the era of information explosion in later generations, it is inevitable to see some magic performances. Magic shows in all their forms can be seen on TV, online videos, street performances, and everywhere. So Liu Hou is no stranger to magic shows at all.

In Liu Hou's opinion, Zuo Ci's performance is not brilliant. He has seen the exquisite skills of his own Liu Qian, and he has also seen David Copperfield's magical large-scale magic tricks, and people can cross the Great Wall and change the Statue of Liberty, so he feels that Zuo Ci's performance is not enough to watch.

Even Liu Hou has watched some programs to crack magic tricks, as well as some programs to reveal the secret of special functions by Sima Nan, an anti-pseudo qigong fighter, so when he looks at Zuo Ci's performance, he almost knows the principle.

He saw so many historical celebrities being deceived by such clumsy performances, and he felt funny in his heart, and finally couldn't help laughing.

At this time, Zhang Fei, who had a loud voice, said: "Haha, Zuo Daochang's spell is really strange, you see, even Adou's nephew was amused by you." ”

Liu Hou rolled his eyes and couldn't help but say, "It's just a trick, what's so strange." I've seen a lot of magic shows like this. ”

"What kind of trick, what kind of magic, the Taoist is the authentic sect of the Xuanmen, not the devil. Adou, don't be rude, hurry back to the backyard, don't talk nonsense here. Liu Bei reprimanded at this time.

After Liu Hou spoke, Zuo Ci also turned around to take a look, only to notice that there was a child beside Zhao Yun. He glanced at Liu Hou and couldn't help but light up: "This son is extraordinary!" Hearing Liu Bei reprimanding Liu Hou, he answered: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." ”

"It's just a trick, I don't believe you ask this god, oh no, the Taoist, it's the Taoist." Liu Hou almost said the word "magic stick", but even if he knew what was wrong, he knew that he said that Zuo Ci was a god stick in front of so many people, and he had to punish Liu Bei, so in order not to ask for hardship, he had to swallow the word "stick" alive.

"As for magic, it's a trick. He's just playing tricks, what's so strange. I can't even fool a 3-year-old kid, can I still fool you big guys? Liu Hou retorted.

"This ......" Liu Bei was generalized, if he admitted that Zuo Ci was playing a deceitful trick, and he was afraid of offending Zuo Ci, he would end up being tricked by Zuo Ci and end up with the same fate as Cao Cao and Sun Quan, if he didn't admit it, he would be said by Liu Hou that he was not even a three-year-old child. No one thought that Liu Hou, a three-year-old boy, could make a hero like Liu Bei in a dilemma with one sentence.

"Hehe, yes, yes, although this son is young, he is so smart and clever. The golden scales are not the things in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter the wind and clouds, congratulations to Uncle Liu Huang, who has this Lin'er, and his achievements will be extraordinary. Zuo Ci stroked his beard and said with a smile, looking at him, he didn't care at all about Liu Hou's tricks revealing him.

"I still turned into smoke as soon as I encountered a storm, but it's a pity that where did I go to find Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun. I don't know if Zhao Yun is a cloud ......," Liu Hou sneered. He also secretly sighed that this old way is powerful, and praised other people's children for their talents, will the parent be unhappy?

Sure enough, when Liu Bei heard Zuo Ci's words, he immediately smiled, forgetting the first army he had just given to General Liu Hou: "Dao Chang praise, praise falsely, this kid has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, he doesn't know what to do, and he still looks at Dao Chang Haihan." Saying that, he apologized to Zuo Ci.

Zuo Ci successfully changed the topic and avoided the embarrassment of being debunked by others, and Liu Hou was also happy that Liu Bei would not pursue it anymore, otherwise he would be punished.

Not to mention that everyone in the banquet hall began to praise each other and talk about the world again, after Liu Hou ate and drank enough, he saw that there was only one god stick, and there were no celebrities to see, so he felt bored, and he didn't greet everyone, and quietly slipped back to the backyard.

Liu Hou came from a later life, so naturally he still has some hygiene habits, so he is used to washing before going to bed. But at this time, there was no toothbrush, Liu Hou once asked the maid how to clean her teeth, and the answer was to soak the willow branches in water, and when you want to use them, bite open the willow branches with your teeth, and the willow fibers in them will be disbursed, like tiny wooden comb teeth, and then dipped in green salt, used to brush your teeth.

Liu Hou was helpless, and the maid was surprised, where did such a young child know how to brush his teeth? Liu Hou really wanted to make a toothbrush and use some Chinese medicine to mix some toothpaste, but if he did this, people would not think that he was a prodigy, but a monster. Fortunately, he hasn't had a few teeth now. Let's make do with willow branches first.

The nights in this era are really boring, there are no computers, no internet, no bars, no karaoke, and no jumping. Maybe adults will have some nightlife, but for a small child, it will be boring except boring.

As soon as it was dark, under the dim oil lamp, there was really nothing to interest Liu Hou. Reading? Don't be kidding, Liu Hou still wants to take care of his eyes, the light is so bad, don't get a high degree of myopia, where to get glasses when the time comes? It's better to wait until you have the conditions to light dozens of candles. Besides, those ancient books, traditional Chinese characters, or bamboo slips, will Liu Hou be interested in reading them? Don't accidentally get crushed to death.

Play? Liu Hou couldn't think of anything fun, besides, with Liu Hou's soul in his 20s, he naturally wouldn't play with those little kids in the back house.

So, there is really no way, Liu Hou is very bored to wash up and go to bed, which makes the maid and the nurse who took him feel very comfortable, there is a 2 or 3-year-old child who sleeps without being coaxed?

Liu Hou was lying on the bed with a lot of thoughts, thinking about a lot of things, he had too many things that he wanted to make urgently, but he couldn't do anything limited to this damn child's body. He urgently needs an identity or a method to disguise himself to achieve what he wants.

But after almost a year here, he couldn't do anything. Even so, because he usually has many surprising words, he has already attracted great attention. Everyone knows that he is a prodigy, and there are many comments about "early wisdom", and even Zhuge Liang also calls him "talented and benevolent".

He didn't dare to make a more surprising move, lest he arouse suspicion, and then it would not be fun to button down the hat of a youkai.

In his sleep, Liu Hou incarnated as a scientific giant in the Three Kingdoms era, inventing countless things beyond this era, which were admired by all the people and passed on to future generations.

In the second half of the dream, Liu Hou fled in front, and Edison, Newton, Einstein, Tesla, Watt, Marie Curie and other inventors and scientists were chasing and killing him. Hey? Why is Marie Curie here? No matter how good I am, I can't even get radium, so what does that have to do with Marie Curie? Is it because I'm handsome?

When I woke up, it was already dawn. Liu Hou finished washing with the help of the maid Xiaocui and planned to go to the garden for morning luck. Liu Bei's family lives in the backyard, and there is a large garden between the backyard and the main hall. The greening and landscape arrangement of the garden can only be regarded as rough in Liu Hou, after all, the Ming and Qing dynasties were the peak of garden landscape layout.

Liu Hou visited several gardens left over from the Qing Dynasty in later generations, such as rockeries, fish ponds, pavilions, and winding paths, which are called exquisite and beautiful. In comparison, Liu Bei's garden can only be regarded as a green space. After all, Liu Bei was born in poverty, and his taste can be imagined, and this can only be regarded as his temporary residence, and it is impossible for him to spend too much effort to arrange the garden landscape.

However, the good thing about this garden is that it is big enough to find an open space for exercise in that corner. Liu Hou visually measured that this garden is almost the size of a seven-person football field, and even if one or two hundred people are pulled here to conduct a queue training, it is more than enough.

Now Liu Hou has basically developed a habit of exercising in the morning, the main subject is running, and now he has added more practice to the martial arts taught by Zhao Yun.

Zhao Yun's marksmanship learned from the martial arts master Tong Yuan during the Three Kingdoms period, Zhao Yun learned his "Hundred Birds Towards the Phoenix Gun", "Oleander Plum Blossom Gun", "Falling Horse Chaoyang Gun", after Yicheng went down the mountain, he created a set of "Seven Snake Disc Guns".

Liu Hou is very interested in making guns, in addition to Zhao Yun, the spokesperson of Prince Charming, who is making guns, it is the Yang family general who has a greater influence on him. When I was a child, I watched the Yang family generals, and I had a strong interest in the Yang family's marksmanship, especially the most familiar trick "back to the horse gun". Therefore, Liu Hou took a small bamboo pole and thought of playing a few tricks that Zhao Yun taught yesterday in the open space in the backyard.

Liu Hou turned around the corridor and suddenly heard a voice from the gazebo in front of him. Liu Hou stopped and looked at it, it turned out to be an old man and a young Taoist priest chatting during the banquet yesterday. It is estimated that Liu Bei left them to live in the side houses on both sides of the garden. Liu Hou dodged behind the pillars of the cloister and eavesdropped on the conversation between the two.

Because Liu Hou was only 2 or 3 years old, his steps were lighter, and he was small and steady, not jumping up and down like other children walking, the two Taoist priests were not aware of Liu Hou's arrival.

"The master left after teasing Cao Cao and Sun Quan, but here Liu Bei took the initiative to ask to stay for a few days, presumably the master has already determined that the true son of heaven corresponding to Emperor Star is Liu Bei?" Liu Hou's ears came from the faint voice of Xiaodao Tong.

Then came the old man's loud voice: "Fei Ye, Fei Ye." For the teacher's view, Uncle Liu Huang's face is on his shoulders, his hands are over his knees, his eyes can take care of his ears, and his face is like a crown of jade, and his lips are greased, he is indeed the appearance of a benevolent elder. His people: tolerant, silent, moody and invisible, and known as ambitious, good at making friends with the world's heroes. I do have the qualifications of a prince, but it is an exaggeration to say that he is the true son of heaven who rules the world. ”

"Why? Could Master please give me advice? ”

"This person's face is red and his lips are red, and I knocked on the side yesterday and learned that he occasionally has symptoms such as 'headache', 'dizziness', 'tinnitus', etc., and he is afraid that he has impotence. Don't be stimulated too much, otherwise the wind and phlegm will rise up, and you will get stroke. He is still young, and the problem is not strict, but I look at his complexion and complexion, and within fifteen years, he will die of impotence, and if he is heavily stimulated, he will probably not live for fifteen years. ”

Liu Hou couldn't help but be secretly shocked when he heard this: "This old way is really a bit capable, isn't Liu Bei dead after 14 years?" And the cause of death was first hit by the deaths of the two brothers Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and then by Lu Xun who burned the company camp, and died of anger under the double blow. The symptoms of this old saying are very similar to the symptoms of high blood pressure and bursting blood vessels that later generations said.

It seems that in the future, we must find a way to treat Liu Bei's high blood pressure, and we must find a way to save Guan Gong and minimize the stimulation he receives. Let him live a few more years, and he can also contribute to my future country for a few more years, and I can also enjoy a few more years of blessings. Liu Hou looked like he just wanted to be the second ancestor.

"The teacher watched Liu Bei's use of the Qi Hope technique last night, and found that he has the same princely qualifications as Cao Cao and Sun Quan, but he does not have the state of the Son of Heaven who dominates the world, which is really strange. In terms of the heroes of the world, these three are none other than them, but none of the three are true dragons. So the teacher calculated overnight last night, and finally let me calculate that the world is about to score three points! These three people are likely to be the three overlords of each of the three parts of the world. ”

Liu Hou was taken aback when he heard this: "No, this feudal superstitious thing is so easy to use?" Can you really calculate the trend of the world? Is this Zuo Ci the legendary Emperor of Prophecy? It's better to turn him back to modern society, let him calculate the lottery numbers of various lotteries every day, wouldn't it be developed when the time comes? ”

If Zhuge Liang was here, he would definitely despise Zuo Ci: "Brother one-third of the world speculated a few years ago, and you only know now that it is really Ultraman." You're not copying my brother's 'Longzhong right', right? ”

"Master, before the appearance of the New Emperor Star, didn't you say that this was the beginning of the unification of the world? Why is it coming out again now? ”

"You know, the three-point world is just the beginning, and then it starts to move towards unification. How can there be unity without division, just as there can be yang without yin, and how can there be good without evil. ”

"Master, your words are so profound......"

"Then master, why do you still want to stay here, since Liu Bei is the same as Cao Cao, Sun Quan and others, why don't you leave after teasing the master?" Xiao Daotong asked.

"Huh!" Zuo Ci smiled, "Ge Xuan, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other." I didn't stay for Liu Bei. I've found the new emperor.

"Really? Who is he! Xiao Daotong asked in surprise.

"I don't know if you noticed the kid in the banquet room yesterday. This son has red lips and white teeth, a wide forehead, a round face, a square mouth, and big eyes, and looks good. However, what surprised the teacher the most was that this son was so smart and clever that his eyes were like torches, which was simply unbelievable. He was able to see through the spells of his master at a young age, and he was really extraordinary, he must be an emperor star. ”

"Oh? That kid seems to be Uncle Liu's eldest son. How good is he? ”

"Well, the vision of a teacher is not wrong, which also explains why the new emperor star is still so weak but full of vitality. Because he is still a 3-year-old child, of course his strength is still very weak at present, it is when the hidden dragon is in the abyss, once he grows up, he will definitely soar for nine days and dance the world. ”

Liu Hou listened to the music, it turned out that the brother still has such a particular, as if the dragon descended eighteen palms, what the hidden dragon is in the abyss, the dragon is in the field, the dragon swings its tail, and the flying dragon is in the sky, hehe, this Taoist priest is really interesting.

His mind is racing, he is worried that doing things is too shocking to hide it, this old way came at the right time, it is like God help me, it is rare that this old way is preconceived, and I think I am what kind of emperor star I am, why don't I use the name of this old way to make a new meaning?

Liu Hou thought carefully in his heart, and went through the words to be said, the actions to be done, and the action steps in his mind. After finishing the draft, he suddenly jumped out from behind the pillar, ready to start fooling Zuo Ci.