Chapter 1 When I woke up, there was a beautiful girl next to my pillow?
Dawn is the last moment of darkness, the prologue before the light comes, the time when all things wake up, the rooster croaks hungry, the early worms are eaten by the birds, the men's quilts are wet, and the lonely women's quilts and pillows are wet.
The breakfast shop that sells fritters prepares meals in the store early, and the sanitation workers have already worn clothes with safety signs and have pedaled on the tricycle to shuttle through the streets and alleys, fortunately this is not the imperial capital, otherwise there is a long line of sleepy-eyed office workers at the bus stop signs in Tongzhou, Tiantongyuan, Huilongguan and Wangjing.
"Hmm......" Beifeng rubbed his eyes with his hand, and opened his eyes vaguely, although it was still black outside the curtain, it was already able to let in a little light.
Ling ...... Daybreak? Sad Wind said uncertainly, looking at the alarm clock on the left-hand side, the slightly fluorescent alarm clock, which can be seen clearly in the dark.
The small alarm clock is impressively at four o'clock.
"It's indeed ......early in the morning," Sad Wind looked at the ceiling and wondered, "It's strange, why did I get up so early today?" ”
Since going to college, without academic pressure, the sleep quality of Sad Wind has always been guaranteed, and the university on Sad Wind is next to home, and when you get to the sophomore year, you can apply for off-campus accommodation for the first time. After that, the depraved life of the sad wind began, but when it comes out of sorrow, they are all adults, and the so-called depraved life is only limited to sleeping lazy.
He wants to have an ambiguous cohabitation life with his sister-in-law, and then all kinds of happy things happen, and in the end, it is best to get married in Fengzi!
However, the cruel reality proves to him with cold facts that the left hand and the right hand are a man's lifelong companions, and if the waist is soft enough, the mouth is also a good partner.
It's not that Sad Wind hasn't tried to confess or something, although the university he went to is a bad three universities that can't be bad, and in recent years, the three universities have been canceled and classified into two, but in fact it's still a three, but three is the university in the movie, what's so good about 985, no love, no abortion, no music, no tearing...... He also learned to sing love songs to little girls with a borrowed guitar like others, singing "I'm going to marry you tomorrow", and then cheated on **......
Thinking of his long-time partner Xiao Zuo, Beifeng came to his heart, raised his left hand and looked at the calluses rubbed out of the knuckles of his left hand, and he couldn't help but think of the story of Li Bai's rough roots grinding into small toothpicks in the textbook.
"Little Right ......" Beifeng wants to confirm whether his little right has gone through the vicissitudes of time, the baptism of floods, and the perseverance of Moshan like Xiao Zuo.
"Little right...... Why can't you lift your hands? Sad Wind snorted in surprise.
A feeling of pressure came from the right arm of the sad wind, followed by a paralyzing sensation of blood vessel circulation, which occurs when being squeezed by a heavy object for a long time.
"Uh......h Don't make noise, continue to sleep ......" An extremely beautiful and crisp female voice came from the right side of the sad wind, the voice of a lovely girl.
This voice reminded the sad wind of his junior high school table, the same table on the left, it was a beautiful woman, although it was a short haircut, not a dish of the sad wind, but it had another kind of heroic beauty, so people looked at the face, the face is good or any hairstyle, if the face is not good, then you can only learn Sadako to cover the face with hair.
Well, later this beautiful left-hand table mate became someone else's girlfriend.
"Knock knock!!" This is not the sound of knocking on the door, but Sad Wind feels that the position of his heart is now like pressing an anti-theft door, and someone is knocking frantically outside the anti-theft door and saying [Community warmth, hurry up and open the door!] 】。
A throbbing from the soul made the sad wind feel that his body was beginning to paralyze from the right, and this paralysis slowly spread to the left, paralyzing the heart and paralyzing the flow of blood.
Could it be that it's like those online novels and Japanese anime, and when I wake up, I have the company of beautiful girls around me? What's that called, a stunner from the sky?
The sad wind slowly turned his head in a panic with joy and joy, and before he could completely turn his head, the tip of his nose came from the unique aroma of the girl's body, with a sweet smell that made people's heartbeat suddenly accelerate, and the hormone content rose sharply. He didn't know if it was a dream now, he preferred it to be.
Through the dim light, Sad Wind saw a face that made his heart suffocate as if it was held by a big hand, it was indeed a girl's face, and the beauty of this girl was beyond Sad Wind's imagination.
This is a sleeping face, eyebrows like spring mountains, squinted eyes with long eyelashes, and the bangs on the forehead hang down obliquely because they are lying on their sides, half-covering their eyes. Underneath the eyes, there is a small Joan nose, which is like a diamond on a ring representing love, perfectly embellished on this beautiful face.
Then there are thin lips, with a slight luster, which makes people look like they want to kiss it, these lips are slightly open, and it is from here that they muttered a dream word, and the sad wind in the haze seems to smell the aroma of lips and teeth.
The perfectly curved chin is not an awl face like a snake spirit, nor is it a ridiculously flat chin, but a delicate face shape that just matches the facial features.
Her entire face from a single organ to the overall face shape is perfectly coordinated and beautiful, Sad Wind has lived for twenty years, and he dares to guarantee that he has never seen a girl who has not, whether it is in reality or in the hard drive of a computer.
Sadness swallowed nervously, he couldn't figure out whether it was in reality or a dream, but the restlessness in his heart made him slowly move his gaze down, from his face to his neck and then down......
"Uh......" Sad Wind sighed softly, how could this girl sleep with jewelry around her neck, and it was a strange jewelry.
Yellow ring jewelry that covers half of the neck, these rings are not whole rings, but a rectangular ring connected one after another, under the center of the ring is a round ball, with the ball as the center, two things that look like insect wings go diagonally down on both sides, until the position of the ribs, next to the ribs, that is, the position of the arms......
"Ah...... That...... It's ...... What?! The sad wind screamed loudly as if it had been electrocuted, and the decibel of this cry scared the soprano to pee, if I had to describe what kind of cry it was—a man was taking a bath in a prison bathroom, but the soap fell off, and when he bent down to pick it up, he found a group of muscular men standing behind him, all staring at his local area.
The beautiful girl in front of her has no arms, no human arms to be exact! The upper arm from the shoulder to the elbow is still the upper arm of a human being, and the skin is white and smooth, like milk and mutton fat. But from the elbow downwards, that is, from the forearm to the wrist, are the arthropods of insects, like the unicorn fairy, which is an enlarged version of the forelimbs of the rhino beetle. An exoskeleton replaces the forearm, smooth and stiff, steel-like, with rounded curves, and three barbs on the outer arm like waves.
Only then did Sad Wind notice that the girl's "hand" was still on her stomach, if that could be called a hand! Like the "arm", the palm of the hand is also the arthropod of the insect, connected one by one, with a total of four fingers, each of which is thin and hard. grabbed on the stomach of the sad wind, giving him the illusion that he was going to be disemboweled.
And corresponding to the hand on the stomach, the girl's "legs" are also wrapped around the legs of the sad wind, just like the sad wind likes to hold the quilt when he sleeps.
The legs are smooth, but not tender at all! On the contrary, it is quite hard, like the marble floor, replaced by an exoskeleton from the thigh, these "legs" have no kneecaps, only joints connected together, and the human skeleton that I have seen in biology class, it is frighteningly slender and slender, what about the feet? The feet are simply the claws that insects use to climb trees, and the tip is a hook.
Sad Wind remembered a movie he watched when he was a child - "The Fly Man", a person gradually turned into a fly, and all organs and parts of the body began to be a little insectized, which was the shadow of his childhood, and after watching this movie, he was avoiding flies all summer.
"Woo~~" The insect girl made a cute sound, yawned, and then opened her eyes dimly, and her eyes were the same as those of humans, not compound eyes of insects.
These beautiful eyes stared at the sad wind in a daze, and then, a silly smile appeared on her face.
"Ah, you woke up so early...... I'm so sleepy......" After saying that, the girl closed her eyes and hugged the knuckles of the sad wind tighter, "Let me sleep a little longer." ”
"To die, to die, to die, suffocated, suffocated......" Beifeng deeply understood the true meaning of the so-called fairy tales are all lies.