"All in all, that's the thing, didn't you make a wish last night to have a girl around you." Kabrie clawed a piece of Oreo biscuit into her mouth, "Then you became a candidate for the new Emperor, and I appeared as a servant of the candidate, and you are my master." ”

Grief is actually a very shy person, and he doesn't dare to look into other people's eyes when talking to others, but when he talks to Kabli, he finds that he has nowhere else to look at Kebly's face. Everywhere is terrifying,

"Candidate for the Great? What the Great? "Sadness Wind probably understood, that is, last night when he was empty and lonely and cold, he made a wish to do something shameful with a girl, this wish he has thought about countless times since he was a child, but he didn't expect it to come true this time, and as a result, Kabrie appeared, and the reason why Kabrie appeared was because Sadness became a candidate for the Emperor, and as for what the Emperor candidate was, Sadness didn't know.

And I really want a girlfriend.,But the premise is that it's a human being.,Who can stand a monster girl this time? He is not Xu Xian, nor is he the protagonist who can play anything in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai".

Speaking of which, there are three people that Beifeng admires the most in this life, Dong Yong, Xu Xian and Ning Caichen. One is a fairy, one is a demon, and one doesn't even let go of ghosts. Later, after watching "Flower Thousand Bone", I found out that the most ferocious man is to kill Qianmo, and even the caterpillar dares to do the day!

"This ......," Cabrily ate with another cookie, "I don't know!" Anyway, what I know is that you are a candidate for the Emperor, and you will be the man who will become the Emperor in the future! And I am the servant who fights alongside you! Well, the Emperor, probably the Emperor who controls the world's chocolate production factories. ”

"It's dirty, where is there such a strange emperor...... I'm a candidate, which means are there any other candidates for the Great? Grief glanced at the cabinet behind Kabrie and noticed something that puzzled him.

Something that should have been there was gone.

"That's right, there are 70,000 candidates for 7 billion people on the entire planet, that is, one in 10,000 people!" Kabrie said quite seriously.

"70,000 ......" Beifeng was taken aback by this number, 70,000 people competed for one, and the village cadres were not so difficult to choose, "No, there are 70,000 out of 7 billion people, and there is one in 100,000 people." ”

"Huh? Is that so? Kabrie scratched her head, "Kabli is not good at math, hahaha......"

"What's so funny about this......" Sad Wind looked at Kabri who was amusing herself and laughing.

"By the way......" Sad Wind finally noticed that something was wrong, on the cabinet behind Kabli, Sad Wind stood up and walked to the cabinet behind Kebli, there was a glass box on the cabinet, a small glass box, similar to a fish tank, but there was no water, but there was a thick layer of soil.

This is the pet of the Sad Wind family, a very strange pet.

"Huh. Why hasn't the night tour general come out yet, he should come out to eat at this time. The sad wind knocked on the glass, trying to force the night tour general out.

His pet, General Night Tour, looks at the name is quite domineering, in fact, it is commonly known as the shell lang, the academic point is the dung beetle, and the elegant point is the cart guest, and the domineering name is the iron armor general, the night tour general. It was caught in the grove when he went out to play in his first year of high school, with a bright exoskeleton and a domineering body, and after the sad wind caught it, he thought it was a unicorn fairy, so he was happy for several days, and specially took out the fish tank to raise the "unicorn fairy".

Later, I found out that this thing turned out to be a shell...... It's just that the appearance is particularly like a unicorn fairy, and then I got used to raising it and continued to raise it, and the shell lang didn't just eat, they rolled the ball to lay eggs and reproduce the next generation, and the shell lang looked very clean, much cleaner than the sad wind.

"Ah, you said that......" Just as Sad Wind knocked on the glass, Kabri stood behind Sad Wind at some point.

Thinking of the way Kaibli walks, the sad wind has a feeling of sadness from the heart, this is simply the end of leg control! Not to mention playing with this leg for a year, he can't play all night!

A pair of hard hands on the glass, looking at the sad wind in the heart of the hair, he has closed the curtains of all the windows in the house, although there is no sunlight in the house to look panicked, but at least it is better than letting the people on the other side of the building see the monster mother in the house to call the police.

"Am I not standing here?" Kabrie looked up at Grief in confusion.

Kabli's height is only about one meter five or five by sight, and it may even be shorter, and the height of Gabrielle is not short or not, and it can be regarded as finding self-satisfaction in front of Kabli.

"Oh, it's still in this house." Sad Wind stopped knocking on the glass, and just took a few steps back before immediately walking back.

"Huh!" Grief's two hands were directly on Kably's shoulders, and he stared at Kabri with two eyes.

"Wait, what do you say? Aren't you right here? Do you mean to say that the night tour general it ......"

"That's right, I'm the Night Tour General you raised, ......" As she spoke, Kabrie raised her arm and put her paws in front of Sorrowful Wind, "Look, isn't this the limb of the Night Tour General?" ”

"......" Sad Wind didn't know what to say, and his brain had temporarily shut down.

When I woke up, there was a beautiful girl next to me.,But the beautiful girl is a monster girl with the limbs of an insect.,As a result, this monster girl is the shell Lang that she raised.,To put it simply,Sad wind and shell Lang slept together!

"But people don't call me General Night Tour, my name is Kebley! Kay of Kabli, Boo of Kabli, Leigh of Kabli. Kabrile looked at the sad wind, "You are already a candidate for the Emperor, of course you are different from ordinary people, you have special abilities, and your ability is enlightenment"

"Enlightenment?" Sad Wind still hasn't recovered from the shock that his Night Tour General has turned into a monster girl.

"Enlightenment is to give human wisdom and human form to things that are not originally intelligent, such as me." Cabrie seems to be fond of snacking, holding the box of Oreo cookies in her hand all the time.

"You're saying you're a shell...... General Night Tour? "Sad Wind is really shocked this time, the monster mother in front of her actually grew up eating!

"Ahh What a, I'm not that ......" Kabrie waved Oreo in her hand, "I'm plant-eating, don't confuse me with those dung-eating people." ”

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, it's me who is wrong, you put your claws down first, don't hurt anyone." Grief dodged Cabrie's claws and soothed.

It's true that his Night Tour General never eats those things, and the sad wind usually pulls a few pieces of grass from the outside and grinds them up and gives them to the Night Tour General, so he has been feeding the Night Tour General all the time.

After appeasing for a while, after paying the price of a pack of snacks, Kabri finally calmed down, but she still stared at Sadness with a puffed bun face, but Kabrie was still very loyal and dutiful to explain to Sadness what it meant to be enlightened.

Beifeng felt that his brain was a mess, and what was happening in front of him was so bizarre that it was completely out of his unwavering materialism as a Marxist.

"I see, you mean that as long as I touch an object, I can give it a human form, make it a beautiful girl, and then have a special ability to help me compete for the position of the Emperor?"

"Yes, that's it, every Great Emperor candidate will have a special ability, your ability is Qiling, isn't it very powerful?" "The other candidates have a variety of abilities......

Beifeng didn't speak, but turned his head and walked towards the toilet, with a solemn look on his face.

"Hey, what are you going to do?" Kabri asked curiously, could it be that her master has a habit of eating? It's disgusting.

"I'm going to give the toilet the power of a human form! Make her an X-urinal! ”