"You say! Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? "My body has gradually improved, except for the broken arm, the rest of my upper body can be moved. I half-leaned back on the bed, facing the seven who came to see me.

Seven also had two band-aids on his face, because the size of the wound could no longer be concealed by a band-aid, and the two band-aids were neatly attached side by side - this made Seven look like the old movie depicted during the Liberation War, a Han with dog skin plaster on his face. Of course, I still have a deep gratitude to the man in front of me, because his injuries were also left because he learned of my car accident and beat the drunk driver in a fit of rage.

Seven took a deep puff of smoke, and then sighed: "Old Five, brother, I am convinced by you!" You haven't stopped there, and you've hooked Ni Jia again. ”

I yelled, "I ...... Who the did I hook me? If you really want to say hook, then someone else hooked me! ”

Seven squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Why does Ni Jia like you now, have you thought about this question yourself?" ”

"Nope." I shook my head, then smiled wryly: "I don't know her very well at all, so I met her at your bar that time and had a good chat, and then the two often chatted on the Internet because of the writing of manuscripts." That is, to discuss the discussion draft or something. ”

"Forget it! I don't know about you yet! You are a counter-revolutionary* criminal! In front of the girl, I can't help but show your eloquence, you can talk about anything! You can dare anything! You must have been shaking your wit in front of other girls when you were chatting online, and you were talking about life and ideals with others, right? Talking about movies and avant-garde, right? Talk about Stanley. Kubrick, right? I also talked about the concept of love and marriage by the way, right? I don't have to guess to think of the kind of high-flying energy you pretended to be in front of the girl. ”

My face was red to the base of my ears, and I was weak and whispered, "It's not all ...... I definitely didn't talk to her about love! ”

"You didn't talk about the concept of love! But you inadvertently led other girls' thoughts in that direction! Seven gave me a roll of the eyes, then took a puff of cigarette, and continued with a look of a worldly master: "You are stupid, what kind of girl is Ni Jia?" People are the kind of girls who are full of articles and arrogant. This kind of girl is usually loved, not pretty. I'm not afraid that you will pretend to be cool and handsome in front of her, and I'm afraid that you will drop your schoolbag at every turn when you are full of articles, and you will be a talented person. It's just that you have so much goods in your stomach and come to point out the country and promote the words in front of other girls, and your mouth is like a river, so that people think that you have known for 500 years and have known for 500 years, as if there is nothing in the sky that you don't know? What kind of genius do you really think you are? That is to say, education in our country was not widespread enough in the past few years, and there were too many illiterates, so you were semi-illiterate! - I said, why are you so showy? Now it's all right! Do you know why Ni Jia likes you? ”

"yes, I see." I was stunned by Seven's words, and nodded subconsciously. Thinking about it, it was wrong, and he looked up and said, "What do I know?" Just say it! Why the hell does she like me? ”

Seven had infinite wisdom in his eyes, and said slowly: "Because the performance of you and her chatting on the Internet for many days is too brilliant, and ...... You look ...... Well...... Pleasing...... Ni Jia really regards you as the kind of talented person. ”

"So what to do?" I cried with a sad face.

"Well deserved!" Seven looked gloating: "That's what I like to do in front of girls!" ”

I was furious and said, "You're here to plug me in?" Are you helping me or mad me? ”

Seven closed his eyes and thought for a while, then opened his eyes and said slowly: "Is there a way, it's not nothing, it depends on whether you are willing to do it." ”

My eyes lit up: "Just come!" ”

Seven smiled slightly: "Although Ni Jia likes you now, this kind of liking is not very strong. It's just at a relatively early stage, if you can quickly and effectively dispel or completely destroy her affection for you, then she will quickly lose that kind of affection for you. ”

"What then?"

"It's easy!" Seven "hehe" smiled evilly, patted me on the shoulder affectionately, as if Uncle Big Bad Wolf was hugging Little Red Riding Hood's child, and continued: "Doesn't she like that kind of elegant and alternative talent-type character? Let's give her a reverse walk! ”

"How?" I was at a loss.

Seven continued to laugh and said, "In the future, when you have contact again, you will try your best to dress yourself up as a low-level and vulgar person. It's best if she thinks you're a hooligan, and that's even better! Whatever you discuss, try to lead the way of the hooligans! ”

"That's not going to work!" I quickly refused: "Aren't you ruining me?" ”

Seven didn't panic: "If you want this method, I have another way." Seven had the kind of look in his eyes like a leopard seeing its prey.

"What's the method?" I noticed his gaze and asked cautiously.

"Then I'll have to hook her up." Seven looked awe-inspiring and courageous: "I'm out for my brother!" Can stick a knife in the ribs of a brother! What's more, it's a chick! I'm willing to sacrifice my hue for you! ”

"I said you didn't see that Ni Jia was beautiful and had a bad heart, right?"

"Nothing, everything!" Seven said to me with sincerity in his heart.

"Not yet! What's the deal with the saliva at the corners of your mouth? ”

Seven quickly wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and then continued to look at me firmly: "Brother, don't worry, I will definitely help you do this well!" ”

"Don't!" I shook my head: "I'd better do it myself!" Isn't it just pretending to be a hooligan? Isn't it just vulgar? I'll do it myself! ”

"Don't you really want me to help? I'm kind. ”

I still shook my head: "No! Don't bother you, I'll do it myself. ”

"You look down on me! You doubt my good intentions! Seven looked at me aggrievedly.

I let out a long sigh and tried my best to look at him with a sincere expression on my face: "Brother, it's not easy for me to think about you!" I know there's a whole bunch of beautiful babes behind your ass waiting to be fed with you! How can I care only about myself and not others! You're in a tough enough situation! ”

"I'm relieved if you think so. But why do I still think you're not sincere? ”

I looked at him with a sad face, and my eyes shot an extremely sincere look: "No! I'm totally looking out for you! It's really not easy for you, how can you still add fuel to the fire at this time as a brother! I can't exploit you anymore - have you ever heard of it? ”

"What?"

"You can't grab the bowl that asks for food, and you can't pit the bitch's money!"

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