For the rest of the day, I was in a state of panic.

Especially when Si Qi was there, I would break out in a cold sweat when I heard footsteps outside the ward. I'm afraid that when I look up, I'll see Juju walking in through the door again.

Thankfully, it didn't happen, or it hasn't happened yet.

After two days of not reappearing, my fragile heart was finally able to settle down a bit.

Ni Jia is like a nobody, but she is more diligent. Under the high-sounding excuse of discussing matters related to writing for me in the name of the editor-in-charge of the magazine, she came to torture me many times unscrupulously, and then she didn't even shy away from chess.

Although I can't write, I still have to hand in the manuscript. I'm a very lazy person, and generally speaking, columnists will leave a few articles for the magazine to avoid that if the author can't write something, there is a manuscript to publish, so as not to break the file.

But I've always been a very lazy person, I never stand when I can sit, and I'll try to be lazy if I can. Coupled with the fact that the fat man in charge of my page is my friend, I am even more unscrupulously lazy. Every time, I maliciously delayed the manuscript, and I would never let the fat man get the manuscript happily until the last minute of the deadline.

As a result, I had a car accident this time, and the fat man was in a hurry.

The ancients said: You can't do it without overnight food at home. The fat man has a deep understanding of this.

I couldn't have written it myself, so I had to ask the fat man to ghostwrite it for me. The author can't submit the manuscript, and then the editor writes it on his behalf, which I guess must be a strange thing in the circle.

As a result, the fat man sat alone in front of the office computer for an afternoon, smoked half a pack of cigarettes, drank three thermos of water, went to the toilet more than a dozen times, and bit off two 2B pencils before he could hold back something.

After it was published, the fat man's article was scolded by the editor-in-chief of the magazine. The editor-in-chief was angry and his index finger trembled slightly, pointing at the fat man and scolding: Wrong people!

The next issue of the fat man is dead or alive. I can only shamelessly fight the idea of a seriously injured patient.

At first, I resolutely opposed his extremely inhumane ideas and refused to cooperate. The fat man could only beg me and come to the hospital to see me with gifts.

After all, it's a brother, and I'm a little loose in my mouth. But as a result, I suddenly found that the thing from the fat man was actually - a few catties of oranges! I immediately turned my face and didn't recognize anyone.

Out of the unforgettable experience a few days ago, I reflexively felt like vomiting, and then angrily scolded the fat man away.

The fat man can only beg Ni Jia to come to me.

Ni Jia just stood quietly in front of my window for a few seconds, didn't say anything, just turned a few cold eyes on my face, I immediately piled up a smile, not only immediately agreed to write with illness but also said that the quality and quantity were guaranteed, seeing that the expression on Ni Jia's face did not ease, I gritted my teeth and offered to write ten manuscripts at a time as a manuscript and handed it to her to take back.

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So the next day, I asked Si Qi to bring my laptop from home, and Ni Jia came in the afternoon. Then I dictated Ni Jia's record and began to write from my hospital bed.

"Let's get started." Ni Jia put my notebook on her lap and sat upright in front of my bed.

I smiled wryly, "Wait, okay?" You've got to let me think about it. I'm not a machine, so paragraphs and sentences have to be well conceived. "I was secretly thinking about how I could disguise myself as a low-level and vulgar scoundrel according to Seven's plan.

"Okay, let's talk about ideas first."

I perked up, made up my mind, and deliberately said, "What are you going to write about this issue?" ”

Ni Jia said: "Say it! You are the author, and you can write about whatever topics have been popular recently. ”

"I haven't paid much attention to the trend of pop lately, why don't you mention a few and let me hear about it?"

"Hmm...... Why don't you write about football, don't all you men like football? The national team has also played recently. World Cup qualifiers. ”

Football? Okay, isn't it just vulgar anyway? As long as Ni Jia's little beauty is disgusting, I will achieve my goal.

I told her seriously: "Forget it, Chinese watch football, it's Italian silver." ”

This girl stared at me with a pair of autumn eyes.

Look at me? Unafraid! I cheer myself up! I said to myself: Don't be afraid! Who wouldn't talk nonsense!

I calmly pulled out a cigarette hidden under my pillow, lit one, and went on talking:

"Do you know what Italian silver is? It's something that can't be satisfied in reality, and it's imagined that it can be satisfied. The football level of our country is called miserable in front of the world powers in reality! The left cheek was slapped on the face, and the right cheek was pasted again. I have repeatedly smoked my mouth for so many years, and I don't know whether I live or die, and I don't know how to go home and practice martial arts to take revenge. If you are energetic, you know how to keep putting your face up and beating others. The result? Our fans are still stupid and fantasizing over and over again about how to have a happy hand - for national football, that is, obsessive, fantasy over and over again - and then shattered - and then disillusioned again. Repeatedly! It's called Italian silver football! As a result, I didn't want to be good, not only did I not be satisfied, but I always filled my heart! ”

Ni Jia blinked her eyes and retorted in a low voice: "But I've always heard people say that our generation of young players is the 'platinum generation'!" ”

"Platinum?? Forget it! Do you know that advertising slogan that is familiar to people all over the country? ”

"You know, you're talking about the sentence 'I won't receive gifts for the New Year this year, and I will receive xx gifts if I receive gifts', right?"

I nodded, "That's right!" In this sentence, the platinums of our national football have an effect with the platinum of this advertising slogan - the two platinums are very tacitly disgusting to the people of the whole country. To be honest, if you really want to be happy and satisfied psychologically and physically, in fact, another way is definitely many times better than watching football, which is a self-abusing method. ”

Ni Jia typed quickly, trying to record my words above, and looked up and asked, "Another way?" What method? ”

My face didn't change, and I said seriously: "Watch a movie!" Affordable and time-saving! ”

Ni Jia took a sip and glanced at me with a little anger.

It's working! I felt a thrill in my heart.

"Then ......" Ni Jia thought for a while and said, "Then don't write about football, write about anything else, write about emotion, love or something." After saying that, his eyes couldn't help but glance at me.

Emotional love?

Then I'm going to work harder to destroy it!

"What kind of love, let's just say that men look at women, basically look at their looks, the more beautiful women, the better, and dinosaurs stay away. Any character is inherently empty. ”

"That's not right, a lot of people, they look average, but they have a good temperament. Temperament is a special charm! ”

I scoffed: "No matter how good the temperament is, isn't the wheezing at ** the same?" In fact, both men and women are like this, let you have a deep cultural heritage, let you learn ancient and modern Chinese and Western, let you be personable, let you be beautiful and moving! At that moment, you are just an ordinary man, could it be that at that time, you can still sing C major and G major in your mouth? ”

Ni Jia's face turned red, and she couldn't help but bow her head and curse in a low voice: "Hooligans!" ”

Good! That's what you want!

I admired Seven in my heart, and I was ready to continue destroying myself.

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