Chapter 36 [Bad Thing!!] 】
Ni Jia was stunned for a while, her eyes blank. I guess my words hit her hard, and I secretly rejoiced in my heart.
"Or ......" Ni Jia swallowed and spit, and said with difficulty: "Or if we don't write any specific emotional stories, let's write a poem that praises love, did the ancients like to chant poems to express their feelings?" ”
Poem? My heart sank, it seems that this girl is determined to lead me to the elegant path, but this does not bother me. Write poetry, and I can make it vulgar for you, too!
A smile appeared on my face: "Ni Jia, do you have any money on you?" ”
"Yes."
"If you take it out, I want a banknote, one, two, five, ten, twenty, fifty, hundred, anyway, one of each denomination."
"What for?" Ni Jia's face was full of questions.
"Don't worry about it, take it out first!"
Ni Jia took out her wallet as she said, and then picked out a banknote of each denomination and placed it side by side in front of my bed.
"I don't have twenty bills on me." Ni Jia said slightly apologetically.
"It's okay, I ask you to look at the pattern on each RMB now."
"Why? Isn't it just some human head painting, the scenery of the motherland and something like that? ”
"Hehe, don't you want me to write love poems? I'm going to write about the renminbi. ”
I cleared my throat and recited aloud:
I love you
It's like loving one yuan,
Pink banknotes are like your first look......
The Great Wall witnesses
our
First love......
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I love you
It's like loving two yuan,
The pale green background is like the grass when stepping on the green.
The ends of the earth are preserved
our
Oath......
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I love you
It's like loving five yuan.
Light brown bitter as if
The coffee we drink together......
The Three Gorges of the Yangtze River are like
Our feelings
Twists and turns......
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I love you
It's like loving 10 yuan......
The grey is dull and simple
It's the sadness when I'm lovesick......
Everest couldn't stop it
I'm right to you
Miss......
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I love you
It's like loving 50 RMB.
Ivory is elegant
The squeamishness of your head when you bow your head
Hukou Waterfall can't compare
My fighting spirit
Surging forward.
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I love you
It's like loving 100 RMB.
The proletarian revolutionaries of the older generation are eyeing me
It's as if your parents have turned our eyes on us
separate
Distant ......
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I love you.
Really love you.
Nothing can replace your importance in my mind
I solemnly swear
I love you
It's true
Definitely forever
Until.
unawares
I bumped into it
Dollar
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I thought to myself, this is vulgar enough, Ni Jia must be angry. When I looked up, I felt a chuckle in my heart, and a cold sweat immediately came out.
Ni Jiamei's big eyes were full of love and warmth, and she was looking at me intently.
"Oops!" I said to myself.
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