"Seven...... "I bowed my head and confessed my mistake." Please give me another idea, I'm messing up again. ”

I lowered my head in shame and didn't dare to look at him at all.

Seven glared at a pair of dead fish eyes and said to me, "Old Five, do you know what I want to do now?" ”

"I don't know."

Seven said to me viciously, "I really want to kill you like that." You're a scourge! I told you to pretend to be vulgar, and your little lady talked about love poetry! I told you to raise the bar with others, and you are good, you raised your head and tamed them! ”

"So what now?"

"No play! I'm telling you, it's no fun for you to do anything now! Seven Heavy Me was furious: "Do you know what is the most difficult? It's a wild animal that has already been tamed, and it takes a lot more effort to release it than if you wanted to release it in the first place! You don't see the lions and tigers in the zoo, they are as docile as Persian cats! ”

Probably because I was pitiful and pretended to be more successful, Seven finally relented, looked at me and said seriously: "I have one last way, if you mess up again, I won't break it!" ”

I immediately looked at him with a flattering face, "You are my sun!" Sprinkle the earth with a warm heart! - Tell me quickly! ”

"When you look back and see her, follow her, no matter what she says, you will be obedient, and you will look like you have no assertiveness and only promise! Women are actually very strange, when men don't listen to them, they will pretend to be angry to death on the surface, but in fact, they all think that this man is assertive. If you really obey them, they will look down on you and think you are not manly! ”

"Got it! You're just going to let me pretend to be a nod worm! Anyway, no matter what she says, I have to agree, and I have to follow her words! ”

"It's good to understand, you kid is really evil, I don't understand what good you have, Ni Jiashang rushed to you, and he couldn't get rid of you. Just put me with such a sun beside you, but she has such a little star in her eyes. ”

I smiled slightly: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and one generation is stronger than the next!" Or how can you say that the blue is out of the blue. That is, each leader for two or three years. ”

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In the afternoon, I couldn't wait to call Ni Jiamei to the hospital, and then put on a special and flattering slave face. Hush Han asked Nuan Nuan Yan to humble his knees, I guess Li Lianying served Lafayette like this back then. Ni Jia said, "The weather is good", and I immediately followed, "The sky is cloudless and the sky is like washing!" ”

Ni Jia said: "The buses on the road are particularly crowded today. ”

I immediately said, "The municipal construction work should be intensified, and it is necessary to write a manuscript to satirize them!" ”

Ni Jia said: "Why do you seem to be in a good mood today?" ”

I immediately said, "Serving the people, I can't get out of the line of fire with a slight injury, and I can't be defeated by a small injury!" ”

Ni Jia said, "It's all my fault, if I hadn't called you out, you wouldn't have crashed." ”

I immediately said, "It's okay, it's okay, I can't get to the hospital to experience life, I have to thank you for helping me fulfill my long-cherished wish - it's so good!" ”

Ni Jia said, "There's nothing wrong with you, right?" ”

I said, "Definitely not physically strong, able-bodied, able-bodied, and although individual parts are repaired for the time being, they will soon be able to devote themselves to the revolutionary movement again!" ”

Ni Jia glanced at me and ignored me angrily. Then he took out a newspaper from his bag, threw it to me, and said, "Today you have a whole article about her!" ”

As soon as I saw it, it was Liu Xqing, a famous celebrity in the entertainment industry, who once again attracted the attention of the world, and was walked into the prison door after the tax case.

"And what do you want me to write?" I tested her tone.

"What to write! This kind of thing is clearly set out that the world does not tolerate women's scenery, a woman who is too ostentatious and too surnamed will be harmed by others, Liu Xqing is because she is a woman and does not know how to restrain her scenery to arouse the jealousy of you men towards her, how do you say it - Mu Xiu will be destroyed in the forest wind! After saying that, the girl looked at me with a sly smile.

I understand, the little girl wants me to say good things about Liu Xqing. My heart is relieved, who can't praise people, and who can't pat horses.

I pondered for a moment, and then began to dictate, recorded by Ni Jia:

"That's it! You're right! Just their gossip guys have a lot to do. Look at you, Aunt Liu's feng shui grass moves, and they will be in chaos with their help.

What is scolding? What is there to scold Aunt Liu? Isn't it just that the half-old Xu Niang pretended to be twenty-eight years old? Isn't it just flying and domineering, and there is no one in your eyes? As for the deep hatred? Five lectures and four whitening learned? Didn't they teach them from an early age to respect the old and love the young?

If you want me to say, it's not easy for Aunt Liu. Do you think it's easy for an old comrade in his fifties to pretend to be a little girl and smile in front of the camera to make money? Putting aside the technical surname questions such as old age spots, do you think it is easy for a middle-aged and elderly woman to hold back such a young mentality?

What? What the audience said was too artificial? That's it! I said that they were just a group of people who were bored and had a lot of things to do! I don't believe that I pulled their street aunt to try and perform like this according to Aunt Liu, so don't you see it and faint once? If you don't pay attention when you look back, you can still make some mental obstacles. Be content, thanks to Aunt Liu's outstanding acting skills, keep people under the knife!

If you want me to see that they are also spoiled, they have bad tastes. If I were to change it, I would directly show them a model play, bombarding more than 100 channels 24 hours a day, watching him black and white. When the time comes, I'll give them a look back at Aunt Liu...... Silly, right? Amazing, right? Suddenly realized, right? Dried stinky tofu has also become a full Han banquet, right?

What tax case? What is the case analysis? What is the background? What black box is made? What secret boyfriend? Just these gossip boys chew their tongues.

What do they know? This is Aunt Liu, who saw that we were lonely and bored, and deliberately pulled it out to amuse us! Just you stupid journalists.

It's so precious! Comrades. A man's revolutionary enthusiasm can last so long, and as with the same zeal and excitement. The pursuit is a mess, and the persistence is so persistent that I don't know whether to live or die. How do you say that: devote a limited life to an infinite service to the people.

Who did it?

Our esteemed Aunt Liu did it! People are famous, and they still remember our working people, dedicate their limited youth to the masses, sacrifice their ego, and do not hesitate to announce their marriage and love to the public, scratching their heads in front of the camera and ignoring their image to scandalize themselves At the same time, they entertained everyone, brought everyone laughter, and enriched everyone's after-dinner conversation! What a contribution! ”

I finished it in one breath, and I spoke with tears in my eyes, and the words that followed moved me to myself.

suddenly found that Ni Jia was typing stupidly on the side, with a black face, and suddenly said loudly: "What are you talking about?" Are you complimenting others? Why do I look at you, you are simply hiding a knife and scolding others! Look at the soft knife in your words! There is no blood in the murder! Criticizing Lin and Pikong is not as ruthless as you! ”

"Wouldn't it? I'll see for myself. I was at a loss, but what Ni Jia recorded, it seemed that my sweat came down in the first section. It's over: It's over, I originally wanted to pretend to be a hypocrite in front of Ni Jia, and I thought and said whatever I wanted to say without paying attention.

Sure enough, Ni Jia looked at me and couldn't help but say softly: "I just like you like this, dare to say anything!" Have your own opinions! After speaking, he suddenly felt that his eyes were too gentle and ambiguous, and his face turned red, and then he ran out.

I was stunned for a long time, and then I hurriedly took out my phone and called Seven.

"Love Saint...... Help me! I messed up again......"

Before I could finish speaking, Seven on the other end of the phone was furious and roared

"Get out!"

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