Chapter 40: Alin's Words
When Arin and the fat man came in, I was sighing alone.
Alin opened his mouth and said, "What are you sighing about?" Three pretty girls are circling around you, what the are you not satisfied with? ”
"Three?" I'm a little weak-hearted.
"Damn! You are a fool when we are, a chess player, a chess player, and Ni Jia! Can't you see Ni Jia's look in your eyes? That's called a sentimental vein! The fat man said loudly.
I looked a little embarrassed.
Alin sneered: "What are you not satisfied with?" Isn't it comfortable for you to hug left and right? ”
I gave him a dead look and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm desperate now." Then I told me a few tricks that Seven taught me to deal with Ni Jia, and then how I messed things up one by one.
Arin almost lost his breath with laughter over and over again. Later, when he saw that I had a black face, he didn't dare to irritate me too much, so he forced a smile and said to me, "You have made the most basic mistake!" You know what? ”
"What?" I was at a loss.
Arin smiled and said, "You shouldn't ask Seven to help you with ideas!" ”
"Why?"
"Don't you understand? Who is Seven? is the kind of beauty hunting master who eats women and doesn't spit out bones, and his business strength is how to seduce women rather than how to make women hate! I'll admit that Seven is far better than a few of us when it comes to picking up girls, but it's not his strong point at all when it comes to how to make a girl hate you! And quite the opposite! ”
I thought to myself, and my spirit immediately perked up a little, sat up straight and said, "Then what do you say?" ”
"Damn! Don't ask me! You, me, and Seven are all the same kind of people. Good at chasing girls to please girls, this kind of thing is not what we are good at - but there is a person here, who is very good at recruiting girls to hate, why don't you ask him? ”
My eyes lit up!
Depend on! That's right! Alin is so right! Although Seven is a master of men's and women's affairs, if you want to be more bored than recruiting girls, then none of us can compare to fat people!
That's natural!
Here I have to say a few more things about fat people.
When we were in college, there was basically nothing about fat people that attracted beautiful girls. So the fat man mingled with a few surreal-looking girls in the class who couldn't sell out, and often invited them to eat lamb skewers and watch movies. In the fat man's own words, this is called poverty alleviation!
If Seven is a master at seducing beautiful girls, then fat is the best shield to keep beautiful girls away.
If Seven can make the beautiful girl faint in his arms with just a few sweet words and a little trick, then the fat man can make the beautiful girl automatically stay away from five meters away without saying anything - "They have all cultivated to the point that killing is invisible!" Arin sighed.
I nodded and admitted that the fat man had already cultivated the Tao at this point.
"And what do you think is his biggest characteristic?" I asked
"What do you see?"
Arin and I looked at each other and smiled, and then said in unison, "Shallow! Take shallow as fun. ”
The fat man is not good at rhetoric to girls, and the overall image is relatively ...... How so...... It's thick, so thick it's a mess.
Girls usually say they like good men who are kind, but don't believe it! In reality, they are all good people and lonely people, and there are beautiful women around bad men.
And the fat man is no longer so simple as being honest, the fat man's mind has always been relatively simple, and the way of thinking is purely a single line. A lot of times, you can't talk to him at all, his mind is one-lined, and once you decide on something, it's absolutely hard to convince him. No matter how you try to reason with him, he has a reason of his own, and he never knows how to be flexible.
Some people often describe people with such a sentence: the pursuit is a mess, and the persistence is so persistent that they don't know whether to live or die.
It's basically a fat person.
I discussed with Arin for a long time and decided to try again with the fat man's method.
Because I am grateful for the new hope that the fat man has brought me, I look at the fat man with gratitude.
"What do you say about me for a long time?" The fat man was as heavy as ever, "Are you praising me or scolding me?" ”
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