I thought I could find a script to write and make some money, but I didn't want the fat man's words to make me almost angry.

The requirement of that Yanjing company is to solicit scripts, that is to say, people are open to acquisition, not limited to subject matter and type, as long as they do not violate national law and morality for the first time, they can write whatever they like.

I said, "How can you find someone to write a script like this?" You have to at least tell me what it is, right? Comedy or tragedy? Urban or costumed? ”

The fat man said that he didn't know anything, people brought funds, and started playing with white hands, first find a good book, and then prepare to throw money at it!

I almost choked to death on a sip of tea, and I said to the fat man, "You can't be serious, are you?" Which company? So awesome? ”

The fat man smiled slightly and said, "It's not a cow, but I can't afford to be rich!" ”

I smiled coldly and said, "Rich? If he's really rich, don't show it off in front of us little writers. Isn't he making movies? If he has money, he directly found Julia Roberts and asked her to read children's songs directly on the screen, and she can read a film on fire! ”

The fat man grinned and said, "Okay, don't pretend to be rich and silver." Let's think about what to write, and don't have trouble with money if you have nothing to do. ”

I thought about it for a while and said, "Okay, let's write it, let's make an outline of the story first, and I'll go home and write it slowly." ”

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I discussed with the fat man for a while, and I felt blind, because I didn't know what to write, and finally I got bored, so I said simply, just write a romantic love story, according to the Hollywood way.

The fat man laughed: "What kind of way is that?" ”

I thought about it, and then I talked.

"First of all, set up a beautiful girl, and she has to be from a wealthy family, she has been educated and comfortable by her family's education since she was a child, but her heart is full of small flames with wild surnames! There was originally a handsome fiancé who was also from a large family, but this girl was a cold on the outside and hot on the inside. Sometime I went out, I met a beautiful, poor, and rebellious bad boy, and after some struggle, I simply eloped with the bad boy. -- This routine has been the most popular in Hollywood in the past two years. ”

The fat man tilted his head and thought for a while, and said four words: "It's not ambiguous enough." ”

I stared at him.

The fat man had a serious expression and said, "Your path is too spiritually civilized, and now you don't want to do this anymore - we have to go straight to the next three roads!" Do you think, for so many years in our country, all the movies and television have basically stayed at the point of quenching their thirst, and everyone is always so dry and teasing each other, but every time it comes to a critical moment, it always stops abruptly - always turns the camera at that critical moment! You must know that only pleasure is not good for people's physical and mental health, so this time we have to go out, to meet everyone's wishes, although it is a great danger to do so, but we will emancipate everyone's mind, release everyone's hope as our great task! What a noble sentiment! ”

I was so cheerful, and then immediately started writing on the fat man's computer:

Because it's a story of that kind, of course there has to be a man and a woman. This is to take care of the surname orientation of the vast majority of people, and it is also to ensure the ratings of my film. Suppose I wrote two old men or two girls. I guess it's not so attractive. Of course, if I didn't take into account the preferences of some of my friends because of this, then I have to apologize.

Since the protagonist is determined to be a man and a woman, then this woman should be prettier and younger, which is of course the needs of most people considered. I don't know which industry has more beauties in society now, but I haven't counted it. But fortunately, everyone's interest is not in her profession, the key is that she has to be a woman from a good family, basically if she is a "young lady", it is estimated that many people will have no interest. This is probably the psychology of most people.

Well, it's time to describe what our heroine is wearing. Because we can't let our young and beautiful girls run naked when they come out, it's also a socialist country, and we can't make people think that our girls here don't have clothes to wear, right? And proper dressing can also make our male protagonist work harder, isn't it?

But I put a lot of thought into what I was wearing. Nowadays, the dress of this society is too complicated, and the dress in this business has been very professional, and a considerable number of male compatriots have very unique and noble tastes. In case due to improper dressing, the majority of our audience is unable to bring up emotions, or even do not lift them, etc. That's my great sin. The specific ideas are: miniskirts, tights, high-leg swimsuits, Tingmei underwear, superman outfits (won't you?). ), professional women's uniforms, nurse uniforms, flight attendant uniforms, police uniforms (!? ), Spider-Man costume (with a surname!) And so on.

In the end, I decided, in order to reflect the national surname, our heroine was determined to wear a cheongsam, and the waist was very thin and tight, and the sides of the slit reached the thighs. And people must be beautiful, bright eyes, bright teeth, bright light, Chu Chu moving, body signs, special innocence, special gentle smile, Bai Meisheng, big watery eyes, affectionate and silent, anyway, what is the lover in your heart like, just think about it according to that mold.

Let's make our male protagonist appear, the male protagonist can't be too good and too good, turn around and make the feeling of being a talented woman, and all the hooligan viewers are inferior, that's not good! Therefore, our actor has to choose a very low, obscene, and trivial little character, and he has to be a villain! Let everyone be proud and confident when they see it. Of course, if such a beautiful heroine of ours is ruined in the hands of such a kid, the effect is even more popular.

Okay, now I'm going to start the ** part of the story, that is, everyone stretches their necks and waits for a long time. Let's just let it happen on a silent night, the night when the moon is dark and the wind is high. Our beauty walks on a remote and uninhabited road, so this arrangement is to make it more convenient for our male protagonist to poison him, and there is no need to worry about killing a Cheng Cheng to bite gold halfway to save the beauty.

At that time, the scene was that the girl was walking on the road, and because it was dark, she walked relatively fast. At this time, a black shadow quickly pounced! Then the two fell to the ground together.

"Who are you? What are you doing? The girl's frightened voice, and then a panicked look in her big beautiful eyes. Although this line is relatively vulgar, it is almost an essential dialogue in this type of plot.

"Damn! Why is it still this line? A little new no?? When you look at Lao Tzu, he is a robber! "The man was depressed.

But our heroine quit "Damn! That's stupid! This is a classic line, do you understand? I call this dedication! Do you still want to do it? Don't dry pull down! ”

"Don't, don't! Isn't that what I'm saying? The male protagonist was anxious, and then changed to a fierce expression, his eyes patrolled the important parts of our beautiful and weak heroine, and said viciously, "I'm going to bully you!" I'm going to be a hooligan! ”

"That's right! That's what it sounds like! The heroine was satisfied, and then changed to a 100 decibel higher voice and shouted, "Don't!" Help me! ”

Below, the most exciting scene is about to begin, because our male protagonist is about to start doing it! I've done a lot of thinking about this, because it's a well-known fact that the tricks of this business have reached the point where they are all kinds of tricks and can do everything. So I also took a lot of painstaking effort when positioning our male protagonist.

"What's wrong with you? Why don't you move? "Our heroine waited for a long time, and when she saw that the one above had not moved, she blushed and lost her luck.

"I ...... I won't ......" the actor looked ashamed.

"What? Depend on! You dare to rob the road in the middle of the night, and now that the arrow is on the line, you actually say that you won't? Are you playing this girl? ”

"It's not! Not really! I really can't! I haven't done it before—I'm sorry! The actor looked guilty.

As soon as I saw that I wrote this, the fat man jumped up and scolded: "Chen Yang, what the fuck are you writing bullshit!" A flower thief who robbed the road, it's actually a man?! ”

I didn't panic and replied calmly: "Because there is a problem with the positioning of the actor in front of me." Just imagine, how can such a despicable, wealthless, powerful and beautiful man be favored by a lady? It is estimated that this kid has never had close contact with an authentic female primate when he is so old, so it is not surprising that he is still a man, and it must be reasonable! ”

After saying that, I smiled at the fat man very proudly and said, "How is my story?" ”

The fat man's eyes were blank, he was probably stimulated, and it took a long time to recover, and said: "I don't know if it's good, I know that the beginning can make people look congested, but when I see this ending, it is estimated that those pervert audiences will have to collectively not lift it!" ”

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