(A little depressed, a little spoof, Li Bai's kind...... ）

The next day, I went to the talent market again.

As a result, I met a great man in the morning, and after this guy handed me his resume, he began to talk to me about how the company should expand its business.

I thought it was boring anyway, so I was talking to him.

The reason why I chatted with him patiently was mainly because he was the first person in the past two days to know that my company was currently self-made, and he did not show a contemptuous expression.

I thought he was also a doer, but after listening to what he said, I was stupid.

I asked him what he would do if he started from scratch.

The old man looked calm and said to me, "I'm going to plan a museum, a history museum!" ”

“………… Museum? Can you make money? ”

He laughed and began to describe to me the vast plan he had conceived:

"First of all, find a downtown area, preferably a business center! For example, Nanjing Road in Shanghai, Wangfujing Street in Yanjing, or something. Then buy a large piece of land, ten acres and twenty acres is not enough, at least five hundred acres up. Just open the history museum in the commercial center, you think, next to what kind of boutique stores and hypermarkets, put a history museum in the middle, what a gimmick! ”

"As for what will be on display in the museum, I've already figured it out. Contact some state-run museums in a sluggish economy, borrow some Taiping Heavenly Kingdom's * earth cannons, what straw shoe belts when the Red Army crossed the grassland, and [***] firearms captured during the Liberation War or something, as many as you want! If they don't give us money, they will pay for rent! Museums can't be small! Such a big place, at least seven or eight floors, right? Each floor of the exhibition hall has to go up to 5,000 square meters! A few huge statues of heroes were erected at the door, and the size was as big as the bridgehead of the Yangtze River Bridge. As for the name of the museum, it's called the Red Sun or something, and at first glance it is a product of the red flag. ”

"Don't be afraid that no one will visit! We have to find the education department first, get the relationship through, and then ask them to use an administrative order to stipulate that all the universities, middle schools, and primary schools in the city are collectively organized to come and see! Patriotic education! Finished touring exhibitions in major cities across the country......"

I couldn't find the north anymore, and after thinking about it, I suddenly woke up: "Didn't you say that you started from scratch?" How much does it cost to spend such a big scene? The amount of money for land zoning alone has to be hundreds of millions, and the total investment has to be a day's number, right? ”

"Money is not an issue! Let's go get sponsors! The top 500 enterprises in the country come to the door one by one! Going under the banner of patriotism, do they dare not pay? If you really encounter someone who refuses to pay, it's simple, find a small newspaper, it's the kind of newspaper that likes to write something about Huang Ama's surname lawsuit, x Zhongxiang's reputation case or something, if you really can't send a message on the Internet, I have thought of the title, just say: A famous enterprise refuses patriotic education! What do you think? It's easy to say, isn't it? Who can't take out the money obediently? ”

"Besides, we don't just ask for money and don't give them benefits. Let's erect a big cement wall at the entrance of the museum, 20 meters high and 20 meters wide, but all the companies that pay for it, we will carve the name of the company on the wall! Think about it, what does it mean to be engraved in your heart? We can't carve people's hearts, let's carve the wall, can't we? Think about it, a wall twenty meters high and twenty meters wide is going to be written all over -- how many capitalists will have to be pulled! ”

I looked at this cow man, sighed, and said, "Forget it, you still don't come to my company, you go to the starting point Chinese Internet café, which is more suitable for you - your talent is more than enough to write a YY novel of several million words." ”

After sending this cow away, I shook my head and sighed: "Damn, I thought I was good enough to spoof, but I didn't expect to meet someone who can be spoofed better than me." ”

was in a daze, and a timid voice next to him said: "Excuse me, what kind of position are you recruiting?" ”

I looked back and saw a girl standing in front of me.

He looks very young and is dressed relatively simply, a red long-sleeved T-shirt and a pair of black jeans, which looks very plain.

Also, I have to admit that this is a very beautiful girl, watching her shallow smile to me, I can't help but think of an idiom: bright eyes and bright teeth.

The most important thing is that she exudes a bright and capable atmosphere, and her hair that is not too long is simply tied in a ponytail at the back of her head, which makes her look even more heroic.

I immediately laughed by feeling, and I knew she was the kind of person I was looking for.

"Please be seated."

I beckoned her to sit down in the only chair next to me.

"Excuse me, what position are you recruiting?"

I smiled and said, "Assistant, it's my business assistant for the time being, but I hope to be able to take charge on my own after passing the training in the future." ”

The girl frowned and asked cautiously: "What do you mean by assistant, is it to be your female secretary?" ”

I understood what she meant by "female secretary". I'm afraid many people understand what this means. I'm not trying to deny all the female secretaries in the world. But many female secretaries around leaders are looking for that kind of beautiful beauty, and the reason for this is difficult to say.

"If it's a secretary, I'm quitting." The girl seemed to want to go.

"Wait a minute." I stopped her, "You misunderstood, I don't need a secretary, I want an assistant, a business assistant!" The so-called assistant is to help me deal with some business work, for example, I negotiate contracts and business with customers, make decisions, and then you are the specific executive. Responsible for specific contact production, including tracking progress and so on. ”

The girl smiled, took a resume out of her bag and handed it to me.

I flipped the first page and looked.

"Sun Yanran, well, the name is very good." I said casually. She smiled, noncommittal.

"Diploma ......"

She suddenly said: "My education is not very high, if you feel that you do not meet your requirements, you can tell me directly, and I will not waste your time." ”

I smiled, and I could hear a little resentment from her words, and I guessed that she must have applied elsewhere because of her academic qualifications.

I didn't say anything and continued to look through her resume. I was shocked when I saw the long list of work experiences on the second page.

McDonald's, Ericsson, Wal-Mart, Yangqiu Pillar Club...... For more than a year, this girl has worked in so many well-known companies!! Although she hasn't worked in those places for a long time, and they are all grassroots staff, it's not easy anymore!

"Hmm...... Miss Sun, can you explain why you have such a rich experience? ”

Sun Yanran raised her eyebrows and said two words simply: "Study!" ”

"Oh?" I was immediately interested.

Sun Yanran smiled and said: "At McDonald's, I was a backstage worker, and I learned 'surname management'. At Ericsson, I was an ordinary clerk, and I learned that 'excellent corporate systems create excellent efficiency'. At Wal-Mart, I was a typist, and I learned to use 'scale to create benefits', and at Yangqiu Club, I learned that 'a strict system can ensure the development of an enterprise'. I think every one of my work experiences has been rewarding. ”

I looked at this girl in surprise, thought for a while, and said, "I personally appreciate your point of view, but I still have one concern, you came to apply for a job with me, are you also here to study?" I don't want my employees to come to me for two or three months to 'learn' and then leave. ”

Sun Yanran smiled and said, "I can tell you with certainty that I am here to learn." But it's going to be a long learning process, because I want to learn how to go through a rags to riches history in a company that has nothing, and I think it's more effective than any kind of learning, so if you feel that I'm qualified and that I'm going to be able to develop well in your company, I'll keep 'learning'. ”

I laughed, then closed her resume and held out my hand to her: "Welcome to my company that has nothing." ”

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