CHAPTER 24 RAP PARROTS

Today happened to be Saturday, and at nine o'clock in the morning, people from the nearby community were coming in and out for morning exercises. Today is the weekend, and pedestrians are not in a hurry, and some of them see a new pet shop here, and they take a look from time to time.

Zhou Yi saw that there were gradually more pedestrians, and decided to use a killer trick to attract the attention of pedestrians.

Zhou Yi first hung the parrot stand of the blue purple macaw "blue sky" next to the door, and then held this big bird full of stars to send the parrot frame.

Then, Zhou Yi took out his mobile phone, chose a song and released it.

As soon as the music started, the macaw "Blue Sky" began to go crazy.

"Use the nunchuck, huh, hey. Use the nunchuck, huh, hey...... Those who practice martial arts should remember that the benevolent are invincible. Who is practicing Tai Chi, the wind and water. Use nunchucks, huh, haha. Use nunchucks, huh, haha. If I have light work, fly the eaves and walk the wall. He is upright and unyielding, and he is upright. Hum! ”

This is not sung by Zhou Yi, nor is it sung by a mobile phone, this is the debut performance of the blue and purple macaw "Blue Sky".

Zhou Yi also accidentally discovered a few days ago that this guy will learn to sing with the MV, especially the rap part, which is fast and accurate, and the pitch of the singing part is not very stable.

Therefore, Zhou Yi listened to rap songs for a few days, as soon as the music was played, this guy would come with his mouth open, and he also imitated the star in the MV, and he learned a lot of noble and glamorous pretends.

This big parrot was originally quite eye-catching, but when it opened its mouth, a fast and thunderbolt rap came out, which immediately attracted the nearby pedestrians.

Zhou Yi saw that a large group of people gathered around Hula to watch the parrots, most of them were young people, so he turned off the music first, and then took out the business cards that had just been printed yesterday and distributed them one by one, and said while posting: "The pet store is open, welcome to visit, welcome to visit......"

"Boss, what kind of parrot is this, so big." A passerby asked.

"Macaw, its name is Blue Sky, it's a wandering singer."

"Boss, keep it singing." A few young people who like pop want to listen to it again.

"What do you want to hear?" Zhou Yi asked with a mysterious smile.

"What else can it sing?"

"As long as Jay Chou has a rap song, it's okay." Zhou Yi said confidently.

"Impossible, there are too many rap songs of Dong Chou, I can't sing them." A hip-hop middle school student questioned.

"It's better to do this, you can play out the rap songs in your mobile phones and mp3 to see if it can be sung." Zhou Yi proposed.

"I don't believe it, I'll come." The hip-hop middle school student immediately took off his earbuds, took out his phone, and rummaged through the long list of songs, "There you have it, half-orc, let's make a simple one." ”

When the music sounded, the body of "Blue Sky" began to shake along with the music, moving with the rhythm one after the other, and every beat was accurate. This sense of rhythm alone amazed the onlookers.

Immediately after, Lan Tian began to rap: "Let the souls of our half-orcs roll, put away the cruelty, and recall the process of beastification." Let us orcs have a simple look in their eyes, not greedy for eternity, loyal only to violence. Let the souls of our orcs roll and stop the resentment, the never-ending war ......"

"Wow......" The crowd of onlookers immediately cheered and applauded.

The parrot Blue Sky seemed to know that these people were praising it, and raised its wings very gentlemanly as a sign of politeness.

"One more!"

Hip-hop middle school students should be fans of Zhou, and there are many songs on their mobile phones, and they quickly find another one.

"Here, this is difficult."

The music sounded, and a young man next to him who also liked Dong Chou immediately heard it and exclaimed: "I'll go, Compendium of Materia Medica." ”

As soon as the words fell, the rap of the parrot blue sky began again: "If Hua Tuo is reincarnated, Chongyang will be healed." Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters and stimulate our national consciousness. Nux nux, cassia seed, xanthropus seed, and lotus seed. Yellow medicine, bitter beans, neem seeds, I want face. In my own way, rewrite a piece of history. Nothing else, follow me and say a few words. Yam, angelica, goji berry, go...... Yam, angelica, wolfberry. go…… Watch me grab a handful of Chinese medicine and take a post of pride. ”

"Wow...... Wow......" The crowd of onlookers exclaimed and applauded.

The movement here is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more people are attracted, all of whom are here to listen to the Blue Sky Bird concert.

"I don't believe it." Hip-hop young people really don't believe in evil anymore, and continue to look for it in the list of mobile phones, "I'll find the most difficult one to sing, just this one, I'll see how you sing." ”

The music played, and the person who recognized the song exclaimed at the same time, "I'll go, ninja, you're trying to kill this bird, right?" ”

"Hahaha......" The hip-hop middle school student made a big move, and then laughed.

"The small shrine in the izakaya, almost a meter wide from the cobblestone-covered entrance, is a religion ...... Babbling, bab......

The hip-hop middle school students were stunned, and the rest of the onlookers commented: "I didn't understand a single word of the lyrics, it should be right." ”

Zhou Yi was snickering, he had listened to the MV with this noisy parrot closed before, and he listened to it for several days in a row.

"Boss, how much does your parrot cost?" A man who was moved by the big bird asked.

"Well...... this" Zhou Yi thought for a moment, and then replied, "I can't say this price, because it may make people feel outrageous if you say it, so it's better for you to check the price of the blue purple macaw on the Internet yourself." ”

"There's no need to check, there are only a few thousand blue and purple macaws in the wild in the world, and the lowest price is 80,000, learn to speak well, don't learn to swear, and look beautiful, that's a matter of hundreds of thousands." An onlooker who recognized the blue-purple macaw looked at the "blue sky" enviously and said.

"Hundreds of thousands!" A few onlookers were taken aback by the price.

"This parrot is a pet in the town store, and it will not be sold easily, but there are other competition-level pets in the store, all of which are high-quality products, and friends who plan to have pets can come in and have a look, and they are guaranteed to be pure." Zhou Yi began to take advantage of the opportunity to do business.

"Is there a pedigree? Your pets. A man who has had a pedigree dog asked.

"The international FCI and AKC organizations do not recognize dogs born in China, so they cannot get these two pedigree certificates. In China, you can only do CKU pedigree certificates, but dogs with CKU pedigree certificates cannot directly participate in international dog shows, but are only used for money. I promise that all the pets in my store are purebred, and if the quality is not up to the competition level, you don't want to take a penny. Zhou Yi said confidently.

Several onlookers who like pets heard that Zhou Yi was so confident, and they were curious to enter the pet store to visit.

Zhou Yi also followed up with the store and introduced them to pets.

While the other onlookers continued to take out their mobile phones to play music, let the parrot blue sky sing along.

"Out of tune, out of tune...... This bird sings rap super cow, and sings slow songs out of tune...... Hahaha...... "The crowd of onlookers found that the blue sky was singing out of tune, and they all laughed, but they didn't underestimate this parrot because of this, after all, it is a bird, if it sings better than a person, it is called strange."

When you open a store to do business, the most feared thing is that no one enters the door, and if someone comes in, you will naturally be attracted by the beautiful cute pet baby.

However, the price of Zhou Yi's pets is very high, after all, it is a boutique route, if the competition-level pets are sold for one or two thousand, it is estimated that unscrupulous pet dealers will come to grab the goods.

In the morning, Zhou Yi sold a Pomeranian, a Chinchilla and a guinea pig, of which the guinea pig was relatively cheap, three hundred yuan, because the guinea pig was not expensive in the first place, which was already a relatively high price. The Pomeranian and the Chinchilla are one for eight thousand, and the other is for ten thousand.

In just one morning, Zhou Yi earned almost 20,000 yuan. The first time he opened a store to make money, Zhou Yi was full of confidence and was ready to do a big job.