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Chapter 750: Touching Emperor Lao Tzu's Ass

Zhao Ji glanced at Shen Ao coldly, and then said slowly: "Sit down and talk first." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Zhao Ji really has no way to take this guy, at this time, he is not angry, he is not angry, he is not angry, and he stiffened for a while before reacting.

Shen Ao sat down with a smile, dusted off his body, and copied the brocade box in his arms with one hand.

Zhao Ji glanced at the brocade box and said quietly: "When did you come back?" ”

Shen Ao replied, "Yesterday morning. ”

Zhao Ji only got to the point, and said slowly: "Yesterday morning, yes, you went to Dali Temple as soon as you came back, didn't you?" After going to Dali Temple, he also whipped the Marquis of Yiyang, right? He paused for a moment, and seeing that Shen Ao had no intention of repenting, he said in an accentuated tone: "Yiyang Hou Qin ordered him to do an errand, you whipped him, wouldn't you whip me?" ”

Shen Ao sighed and said, "Your Majesty, there is nothing wrong with the Marquis of Yiyang who is ordered to do the wrong thing, but has Your Majesty ever asked him to humiliate the ladies of the palace and the princess?" Weichen's wife Ruo'er is a well-known second-grade wife, and Weichen's aunt is also a third-grade order, this is the phoenix among people, a little Yiyang Hou, but he sent a subordinate to humiliate, is this an insult to Your Majesty? ”

A trace of suspicion flashed in Zhao Ji's eyes, and he said, "Is there really such a thing?" ”

Shen Ao continued: "Everyone in the world knows that Weichen is the most fortunate minister in the court, Jian is in the heart of the emperor, but the Marquis of Yiyang does not take Weichen's wife and aunt in his eyes, does he not take His Majesty in his eyes? Under the extreme of micro-ministers, he did make a move. If Your Majesty wants to punish, Wechen will never complain, but please Your Majesty will be aware of everything and give Wechen a fair ......" Finally, he added: "I also pray for justice for the country." ”

Zhao Ji was silent, he said lightly: "Forget about this matter." ”

Shen Ao said: "What about the prince of the country?" ”

Zhao Ji's face was a little pale, and he said, "It's not that I want to deal with him, it's the people of the world who want to deal with him." ”

Shen Ao sighed, thinking in his heart that this was the case, Zhao Ji didn't know what was wrong with it, but he had a cowardly personality and would rather sacrifice the Duke of Qi Guo to settle things.

Shen Ao's heart turned a few thoughts, and he said slowly: "Your Majesty is wrong......

Zhao Ji said lightly: "What's wrong with me? ”

The people in this world who dare to say that Zhao Ji is wrong are really unprecedented, and Shen Ao is the most explicit one. However, Zhao Ji was surprisingly not angry at this time, and just continued to listen lazily.

Shen Ao said: "What the people of the world want is not a scapegoat, but a thorough investigation and clarification of the fraud case in Taiyuan." ”

Zhao Ji said lightly: "I will think about this matter again......

Shen Ao really knows Zhao Ji too well, and if you think about it, this sentence is actually just an escape, but at this time, he only shook his head in his heart, and said lightly: "Weichen came this time to give a big gift to His Majesty." ”

"Great gift......" Zhao Ji was full of expectation, he had already heard that Shen Ao was in the Western Xia Prison and blackmailed a lot of good things from the Jurchens, and thought to himself, isn't it Yan Zhenqing's authentic handiwork collected by the Khitans? Or is it a treasure of great value? Zhao Ji's whole person's interest was immediately aroused.

Shen Ao said to Yang Jian: "I bother Gonggong Yang to send this brocade box to His Majesty." ”

Yang Jian nodded his head and picked up the brocade box, which was quite heavy, and he looked a little unbearable.

When Zhao Ji saw it, he smiled even more and said, "Bring it quickly." ”

The brocade box was placed on the imperial case, Zhao Ji rolled up his sleeves, and said, "Why don't you let me guess what kind of treasure this is?" ”

Shen Ao said: "Your Majesty still doesn't have to guess. ”

Zhao Jihu wondered: "Why is this?" ”

Shen Ao said: "Because Your Majesty can't guess." ”

Zhao Ji snorted coldly: "What if I guessed it?" ”

A hint of cunning flashed in Shen Ao's eyes, and he said: "The Jurchens admired Wei Chen's morality and sent countless treasures, including one hundred and thirty-two paintings and calligraphy, all of which are the most precious calligraphy and paintings. ”

Zhao Ji has a great interest in calligraphy and painting, and his addiction is not small, and he also specially made up a "Xuanhe Painting Spectrum" to include famous paintings from all over the world. Now that his painting spectrum is lacking some paintings by famous artists, when he heard Shen Ao say that there are one hundred and thirty-two, he can't help but say: "I must have guessed!" ”

Shen Ao said: "But what if Your Majesty can't guess? ”

Zhao Ji held his chin, immediately smelled the smell of conspiracy, and said, "What do you say?" ”

Shen Aotu saw the dagger and said with a smile: "Please ask Your Majesty to thoroughly investigate the matter of the Taiyuan Civil Rebellion, and Weichen is willing to be a messenger and serve Your Majesty." ”

Zhao Ji smiled, pointed at Shen Ao and said, "You want to calculate me, right?" ”

Shen Ao said: "How dare Weichen? Weichen did this for the good of Da Song. ”

Zhao Ji thought about it, although he didn't want to cause trouble in Taiyuan anymore, he would quell the collapse as soon as possible. However, the 132 copies of calligraphy and painting made him uncomfortable like a hundred claws scratching his heart. He hesitated a little before he said, "If you give a cockroach or moth in this box, how can I guess it?" ”

Shen Ao said with a smile: "This gift must be something Your Majesty likes, otherwise, this gamble will be lost." ”

Dare to bet against the Son of Heaven, if he is seen by others, I am afraid that he will already scold Shen Stunned. But Shen Ao was relaxed and crossed his legs, and there was a bit of provocation in his eyes. Zhao Ji couldn't stand Shen Ao's eyes the most, and thought to himself, even if he said that I loved something, would he still guess wrong? Gritted his teeth and said, "I bet with you!" ”

Shen Ao said with a smile: "Just ask Your Majesty to guess." ”

Zhao Ji groaned: "But calligraphy and painting? ”

Shen Ao shook his head.

Zhao Ji continued: "Could it be an antique porcelain vase? ”

Shen Ao still shook his head?

"Is it jade?"

Shen Ao smiled lightly and said, "Your Majesty guessed wrong. ”

Zhao Ji said unadmittedly: "Among the hundred beasts, I love the crane the most, could it be that there is a crane here?" ”

Shen Ao smiled bitterly: "If it is pretending to be an immortal crane, I am afraid that the crane will rise up long ago, and it will be heard for nine days." ”

Zhao Ji also felt that Fang Cai's guess was a bit out of bounds, and said with a sneer: "Could it be the seal of gold and jade?" ”

Collecting seals is also one of Zhao Ji's hobbies.

Shen Ao still shook his head.

Zhao Ji couldn't help but say, "What is that?" ”

Shen Ao's conspiracy succeeded, and he said with a smile: "Your Majesty wants to know, just uncover it, but since you open the box, your Majesty will lose." ”

Zhao Ji shook his lips and said, "This may not be, if I don't like what you send, I still win." He peeled off the oil paper, froze for a moment, and said, "Why is it a sugar basin?" ”

Shen Ao said: "This is the great gift that Weichen gave to His Majesty, does Your Majesty like it?" ”

Zhao Ji couldn't help but laugh and said: "Shen Ao, you finally lost to me this time, I am not a three-year-old child, how can I like sugar pots......

Shen Ao said in surprise: "Your Majesty, what Weichen sent you is not a sugar basin. ”

Zhao Ji looked left and right, it was indeed the sugar basin that was not wrong, and he couldn't help but lower his eyebrows and said, "What else." ”

Shen Ao said: "Wind." ”

"Wind ......"

"Yes, there's wind in the sugar bowl."

"Wind ......" Zhao Ji almost didn't drop his jaw.

Shen Ao raised his chin slightly, his eyes looked at the void with blazing eyes, as if he had seen the most beautiful scene in the world, and said abruptly: "What Weichen gave to Your Majesty is Your Majesty's favorite thing - Feng'er, Your Majesty, please look, this wind is the first wisp of the morning, the most fresh, and please smile at Haihan." ”

Zhao Ji couldn't help but be angry and said, "But I don't like the wind either." ”

Shen Ao said in surprise: "How can Your Majesty not like the wind? ”

Zhao Ji said angrily: "Okay, you say, why do I have to love the wind, if you say the truth, you win, if you can't make sense, I win, how about it?" ”

Shen Ao was waiting for his words, cheered up, took out a white jade-handled fan from his waist, and fanned it very chicly, before he said: "This is what Your Majesty said, the gentleman said ...... word."

Zhao Ji said: "It's hard to chase the horse. "I thought to myself, look at how he talks nonsense, I don't believe it, he can refer to a deer as a horse.

Shen Ao smiled and hung Zhao Ji's appetite, but he was also thinking in his heart, he finally invited you into the urn, nonsense, this king thinks he is second, who dares to call himself first?

Shen Ao held a fan and shook it, walked to the imperial case, and couldn't help but dip some sugar oil and lick it, and couldn't help but say: "The ingredients in this sugar basin are really good, the taste is very delicious, do you want to taste it, Your Majesty?" ”

Zhao Ji also dipped his finger in it, sucked it in his mouth, and suddenly felt extremely sweet, and said with deep agreement: "Hmm! Tastes good. ”

Shen Ao shook his head and sighed.

Zhao Ji said: "If you want to say it, say it quickly, what do you do with a sigh?" ”

Shen Ao smiled bitterly and said, "Is Your Majesty the True Dragon Heavenly Son?" ”

Zhao Ji hesitated for a moment and said, "Of course I am the true dragon emperor. He felt that there was something in Shen Ao's words, so he immediately became vigilant and warned Shen Ao: "Don't say anything that is taboo." ”

This guy is used to talking nonsense, who knows what he will come up with, and Zhao Ji can't take him seriously, so it's better to warn him in advance.

Shen Ao took a deep breath and said, "Then Your Majesty is a real dragon." ”

Zhao Ji coughed, which was a tacit acquiescence.

Shen Ao said in surprise: "Since Your Majesty is a true dragon, he naturally likes the wind. ”

Zhao Ji said confusedly: "If you make it clear and make sense, it is naturally easy to say." But if you can't make sense, I will cure you for the crime of nonsense. ”

Shen Ao said aggrievedly: "Nonsense is also guilty, Your Majesty is inevitably too domineering, if so, then Weichen will not redeem even if he kills a thousand knives." ”

Zhao Ji was angry and funny: "You said so much, why didn't you tell me why I love the wind?" ”

Shen Ao said: "Then Weichen will tell the truth, please listen to Your Majesty!" ”

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The third chapter is delivered, so tired, every episode, you have to keep thinking and thinking, brother admitted, brother is very smart and has a high IQ, but, Nima is really a waste of brain cells. The answer will be revealed in the next chapter, how the tiger refers to the deer as the horse, let's wait and see. That, classmates, if you can subscribe to read books, you have to subscribe, and you have to be kind.