Chapter 751: Outwitting to Win
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Chapter 751: Outwitting to Win
Zhao Ji forgot about the gambling game at this time, and saw Shen Ao's determined face, as if he was holding the victory, but he wished that Shen Ao would quickly tell the truth. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Don't say it's Zhao Ji, even Yang Jian's appetite is enough, and he listens attentively.
Shen Ao smiled faintly, and said: "Your Majesty is the true dragon emperor, so he naturally loves the wind, what questions are there about this?" ”
After hearing this, Zhao Ji couldn't help but show disappointment, and said, "But what if I want to say that I don't like the wind?" ”
Shen Ao said: "Your Majesty doesn't like the wind, so he is not a true dragon emperor!" ”
Zhao Ji couldn't help but laugh and said: "Is I a real dragon emperor, and I must love the wind?" ”
The two of them were arguing, but Shen Ao said unhurriedly: "Of course. Weichen wants to ask, what do dragons eat? ”
Zhao Ji asked confusedly, "What does the dragon eat?" ”
Shen Ao asked firmly: "Can Your Majesty solve the confusion for Weichen?" ”
Zhao Ji smiled bitterly for a while: "How do I know?" ”
Shen Ao said: "Zhuangzi? In the autumn water chapter, it was said that the phoenix is not more than the sycamore, it is not practiced and it is not eaten, and it is not drunk if it is not a hot spring. The sycamore is Jiamu, the practitioner is bamboo, and the Liquan is Ganquan. These three sentences introduce Phoenix's food, housing and transportation. In contrast, Wechen hadn't heard of what dragons eat. ”
Zhao Ji couldn't help but say: "Dragons travel all over the world, maybe eating fish and shrimp is not necessarily." ”
Shen Ao shook his head lightly and said: "The dragon palm of the four seas, that is, the dragon king of the four seas, living in the four seas, if they eat fish, shrimp, crabs and mussels, etc., won't they devour the subjects under their rule?" ”
Zhao Ji was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but say: "Could it be that Feilong eats cattle, sheep, pigs and horses? ”
Shen Ao continued to shake his head and said, "The dragon is an immortal beast, how can it feed on pigs and horses and compete with the people for profit?" ”
Zhao Ji also felt reasonable, since he was a divine object, he naturally had the virtue of a good life in God, and he would not fight with the people.
Shen Ao secretly felt funny in his heart, the gods of Middle-earth are often endowed with strong moral significance, so anyone who can be a god is a moral gentleman, not to mention that the Son of Heaven must have a virtuous person to live in, even the same is true of the gods. Otherwise, no matter how high your mana is, you will only be a demon. Shen Ao grasped this weakness, if the dragon did not have the virtue of a good life, it should be an evil Jiao. He thought for a while, but the gods of the West have no scruples, put away the disciples and grandchildren, and rely on even being frightened, and if they are honest and obedient, they will give you grain, and if they are not honest and obedient, they will kill your whole family and destroy your whole clan, which is a bit similar to Shen Ao. But......
Shen Ao felt that he should not be so domineering, what he killed was just a stumbling block under his feet, and God his old man obviously had a bad temper, and if he didn't believe in himself, the whole family would die. If God were to move to the East, most people at this time would treat it as a scourge such as the Lord of Heaven and the Evil Jiao.
Zhao Ji smiled bitterly at this time and said, "Could it be that you are eating beasts, birds, fish and insects?" ”
Shen Ao still shook his head: "Your Majesty, if you say that you prey on all kinds of beasts, birds, fish and insects in the mountains, rivers and lakes, it is inevitable that the true dragon is too unvirtuous." Moreover, the chicks still disdain rotting rats, let alone dragons. ”
Zhao Ji nodded secretly, and felt that Shen Ao was reasonable, he couldn't help but say: "Could it be drinking sweet springs and eating fruits and vegetables?" ”
Shen Ao Zhengse said: "If you drink sweet springs and eat fruits and vegetables, has Your Majesty ever heard of anyone who has seen dragon dung and dragon urine?" ”
This sentence is a bit disgusting, but since there is food to eat, there should naturally be dragon dung, if there is no dragon dung, then where do the fruits and vegetables it eats go? It's not going to be all digested. Don't say it's a human being, even a divine beast also has feces, how can it disappear out of thin air?
Zhao Ji took a sip of tea, and there was no answer left, so he couldn't help asking: "Then I want to ask you, what does the dragon eat?" ”
Shen Ao laughed and said: "The dragon is not meat and vegetables at all, and the food is smoky!" "I thought to myself, the real dragon is really a real dragon, and the cow eats the grass and squeezes out the milk. The real dragon is even more awesome, what eats is the wind, and what comes out is smoke, who can compare?
Zhao Ji thought about it and felt reasonable, so he couldn't help but nod his head and said: "Since it is not fishy, then it must be a food style." ”
This answer is also in line with the noble image of the dragon.
Shen Ao laughed and said: "Your Majesty is also a real dragon, the dragon eats the wind, if Your Majesty doesn't like the wind, wouldn't he starve to death?" Wei Chen saw with his own eyes that His Majesty was full of red light and the dragon was healthy, naturally because he was full of the wind, if His Majesty didn't like the wind, why should he be full? Weichen loves meat the most, so no meat is not happy, and meat is indispensable for every meal. ”
Only then did Zhao Ji realize the power of Shen Ao's inference, first assumed that he was the true dragon emperor, then discussed the dragon's sleeping food, and finally connected these two samples of irrelevant things. Outcome......
Zhao Ji's face was flushed, if he denied that he didn't like the wind, then why did he want to eat the wind? If you say that you don't eat wind, and you like whole grains, pigs, sheep, cattle and horses, is this really a dragon?
"Ahem...... Zhao Ji coughed awkwardly, waved his sleeves and said, "You flamboyant guy has already set a trap for me to drill." ”
Shen Ao said with a straight face: "Your Majesty has wronged Weichen to death." Fang is His Majesty's own guess, and His Majesty himself wants to gamble, and His Majesty must exhaust the truth of the dragon food style, Weichen still feels that he has been coerced by His Majesty, and now His Majesty is willing to gamble and not admit defeat, but it is to blame Weichen. He raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty is the true dragon emperor, naturally his words count, don't say that he is virtuous, this gambling ......"
Zhao Ji smiled, still reminiscing about Shen Ao's reasoning, trying to find a little loophole. In the end, he shook his head, presumably feeling that Shen Ao's theory was impeccable, so he had to smile calmly, make the demeanor of a human monarch, and said lightly: "Okay, I lost." ”
Shen Ao immediately said, "That...... Taiyuan ......"
Zhao Ji said with a straight face: "Proposed will, Taiyuan collapsed, where did the civil uprising come from, how can I not notice it?" Qin ordered Shen Ao, the king of Pingxi, to be the Qin mission, thoroughly investigate the root cause of the people's rebellion, if it is to pray for the country's lawlessness, I will severely punish it, and if it is instigated and instigated by Xiaoxiao, I will not tolerate it. He was silent for a moment and continued: "But Emperor Anning's concubine is about to give birth right now, and King Pingxi will leave Beijing in a month." ”
Shen Ao couldn't help but say, "Will it be too late in a month?" At present, Taiyuan is still in short supply......"
Zhao Ji interrupted him and said, "I have ordered the border army to allocate some food for the disaster victims, and it is enough to support it for one month." ”
Shen Ao nodded his head and said, "Weichen obeys the order and dares not to do his best." ”
Zhao Ji sighed, with a look of unwillingness to admit defeat on his face, and dipped his fingers in the sugar oil of the copper basin and sucked it in his mouth, and couldn't help but say: "The taste is really good, better than the imperial meal." ”
Zhao Ji is in the palace, of course it is the best in the world to eat, but this sugar man has never eaten it, the first time he tasted it, he felt that it was very fresh, and of course he thought it was delicious.
Shen Ao walked over, and while eating sugar, he said: "Your Majesty, this sugar man is made by an old man, Weichen told this old man that he is going to send this sugar man to the palace, and asked him to make a sign tomorrow to come out, and the result is ...... But he didn't believe it, and only thought that Weichen was fooling him. ”
Zhao Ji couldn't help laughing and said: "This is interesting, it can be seen that he doesn't have this opportunity, otherwise if he plays a signboard, this business will definitely be a hundred times more prosperous than others." ”
Shen Ao nodded and said: "Wechen has this opportunity, I happened to bump into Your Majesty, and I happened to have some fate with Your Majesty, otherwise Wechen would still be chanting poems and lyrics in the market now, and defrauding some money." Otherwise, even if he wins the champion, at this time, he is just a prefect at most. And Weichen leaves no room for doing things, I don't know how many people I have to offend......" Shen Ao smiled bitterly before continuing: "It's not necessarily that he will be dismissed and exiled now. ”
Zhao Ji's heart warmed, and he couldn't help but say, "It's good if you know." He suddenly said, "Your child is about to be born, have you ever thought of a name?" ”
Shen Ao smiled and said, "Where does Weichen still have the heart to think about this?" Could it be that His Majesty already has an idea? ”
Zhao Ji smiled and said, "I'll talk about it when I'm born." But...... I plan to make him the vassal king, and the king's name has been thought of, so I will call him King Yue. ”
Shen Ao said in surprise: "Your Majesty, Fujian Road is for Shen Xiao." ”
Zhao Ji shook his head and said, "My grandson, how can he compete with Shen Xiao for profit?" His domain is on Quang Nam East Road, and you will still be the supervisor of the Yue State at that time. ”
Shen Ao was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood what was going on, the status of Western Xia now is no longer the Wuxia Ameng of the past, and the market is good, of course, it can no longer be exchanged for Fujian Road. This Guangnan East Road was supposed to be taken, but Zhao Ji's old fritter was too insidious, it was obviously an exchange, but it was said to be a reward, and the reward was his own grandson.
Shen Ao smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty is so calculating. ”
Zhao Ji raised his eyebrows, and when he heard this, he showed joy: "You calculate me, of course I calculate you." After pondering for a while, he felt that as an elder, it was really inappropriate to say this, so he smiled lightly: "It's a big deal that I will compensate you in the future, you will have two children now, I just want you to treat everyone equally, the eldest son is important, but the second son can't be ignored, if you are biased, I, as a grandfather, naturally have to protect my grandson." ”
Shen Ao said: "Of course. ”
Zhao Ji smiled and said: "It's just that the Nanyang Sailor is handed over to the King of Yue or the King of Western Xia, I haven't thought about it yet." ”
Shen Ao thought to himself, the compensation hadn't seen a single star yet, and he was calculating again. Hurriedly said: "The Nanyang Navy Division is under the command of King Xia, isn't this what His Majesty Chrysostom promised?" ”
Zhao Ji smiled and said: "A promise is a promise, but I have two ideas now, do you want to listen to it?" ”
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The first chapter was delivered, thanks to the rewards of a few book friends, Khan, this time I won't shirk it, after all, it's a red envelope, it's an auspicious picture.