Chapter Seventy-Five: Li Zhi's Aesthetics
Green Butterfly almost sat on the ground, struggled to stand up, blushed, and snorted softly for a long time: "Childe is not that kind of person" The problem is that her voice is not much louder than a mosquito, and it was automatically filtered out of her ears by the shameless people of the Li family.
Mrs. is poisonous, Li Zhi, a stinky child, said a word, so angry that Lao Tzu went out of his body and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, and his hair was almost ignited by my anger. Cocking his finger at this evil Zhengtai who was still looking at me with innocent eyes, I wanted to hang this girl up and beat him up.
"How beautiful the air is, the world is so cute, don't be angry, can't be angry, who am I, the second man of the house, both civil and military, talented, a master who knows five thousand years before and two thousand years later, not with three disgusting guys." The expression finally returned to calm.
Li Shu didn't understand why I, who had always had a temper like a volcano, was so weirdly calm.
I put my hands behind my back and stood in front of Li Shu, who was still standing on my waist, looking at her fixedly, my eyes full of love and affection that have passed through thousands of years and will not decay
Li Shu was a little stunned, didn't quite understand my behavior, and his eyes were a little confused.
"Sister Hepu." Think of the consequences of a man in the midst of a voice change and calling a girl's name in the gentlest and sweetest voice. The problem is, I almost couldn't listen to it myself, and I wanted to run out and throw up.
Li Zhixiao's chin dropped on my couch, and the two of them stared at each other, and they couldn't let out a fart for a long time.
Li Ke seemed to be smiling, sipping tea, and watching his son exert his acting talents with taste.
Li Shu's performance was beyond my expectations, very strange, mainly because she was too cooperative, her little face was sunburned by my gaze as if it was painted with rose paint, and she didn't know where to put her hands, she pulled the corners of her clothes vigorously, her eyes didn't dare to meet my gaze, and her very nervous and plump little mouth opened and closed: "What do you want to do?" "The snow-white teeth make me look so strange.
"My son has something to discuss with these two royal highnesses, so I would like to ask you to move to the front hall! My feet, damn stinky girl" It's so unbelievable that Li Shu actually stomped on my feet with wooden shoes.
The eyes were black, and I was hurt to death, and before I could recover my strength, this little Lori ran away with the corner of her skirt, and the red clothes on her body were as eye-catching as the colorful butterflies on the snowfield. "Stinky Fang Jun Bengong went to tell Aunt Fang that you bullied me"
"Brother Jun, my sister is shy." Li Zhi looked at Li Shu angrily and rushed away to his back, touched his small chin that was still with fetal hair, and said with a very perverted smile, what kind of person
Brother Li Ke laughed very heartily, took tea as wine, and looked up very happily, the hot girl's face was red and purple, and she deserved it.
"......" I gasped, quickly took off my shoes, looked at the red feet, so sad and angry, this stinky girl, one day, I will kill you first, kill and then kill? Forget it, at most, it's just a silver in my heart, and the actual action will be exempted, I don't want to be punished by the Nine Clans or a thousand knives or something.
"Young master, drink the soup quickly, it's going to be cold, I'll rub it for you......" Our green butterfly is still gentle and amiable, holding the soup happily, feeling the numbness of the green butterfly's soft little hands on the instep, it is really ...... That's it.
The two princes glared at me with resentful eyes, forget it, this kind of happiness is still enjoyed when no one is around, drank the chicken soup in a big gulp, handed it to Green Butterfly and said, "Go and clean it up, go to Aunt Liu's and say, add more dishes today." ”
"Uh-huh......" Green Butterfly wrinkled her nose cutely, and walked towards the door with the bowl.
"Hehe, brother Xian, this girl next to you is very good, you have to have a figure, how about the little face? Have you tried it? "Li Ke is so bad, before the green butterfly walked out of the door, this scumbag began to twitter, the green butterfly's body stagnated, and then as if it was burned, lightning rushed out of the room, I even heard the sound of the plate falling on the corridor Li Ke, the villain, grinned with his teeth: "Brother Jun, isn't it" Halfway through the words, Li Ke paused deliberately, and then looked at me shamelessly, squeezing his eyes: "Do you want to take you to a good place this brother, and make sure that you know that the taste is wonderful Whahahaha"
was so angry that Lao Tzu almost wanted to choke his neck, which was simply ruining my image as one of the top ten outstanding young people of the Tang Dynasty.
"Third brother......" Li Zhi pulled Li Ke's sleeve with a very innocent expression.
"What's the matter?"
"Take me there too......" The innocent and pure eyes stared at Li Ke in a cold sweat, and laughed dryly: "Hmm...... That, okay, another day, forget it today, we all responded to Uncle Fang, and we will stay for dinner. "Seeing this deflated girl, my son is in an extremely happy mood, just like drinking sour plum water on dog days, refreshing.
"Oh......" Li Zhi's expression was a little regretful, and he turned to look at me. Brother Jun. ”
"What for?" Li Zhi at this moment, I have a good impression -
"I thought that my father gave Brother Jun some incredible beauty, it turned out to be a female goblin with no two taels of meat, Brother Jun, you are sick for this happy one?!" What does Li Zhi's little fart child mean, loudspeaker, I heard the sound of me and Brother Li Ke's jaws falling on the couch together, the boss with his mouth open, I'm afraid that Li Zhi's little kid's head can swallow both, and I feel incredible when I talk to Brother Li Ke.
I was dumbfounded, pointing to this dead and alive classmate Li Zhixiao who loved Wu Zetian in history, shocked, absolutely shocked, amazing, what does this kid mean? Thinking about the girl he cried and shouted to soak back then, now he feels disdainful, what's wrong with this kid, is it infected by my domineering spirit, and changed from a royal sister to a loli control? Bah, bah, I am not an evil uncle, this must be stated.
"I said this pheasant slave, you, didn't you see it clearly? Your brother Jun is talking about the beautiful woman in the pink skirt who walked out of this door just now......" Li Ke stared at a pair of electric eyes, propped up the table with both hands, gritted his teeth, and almost put his mouth in Li Zhi's ear and roared.
"It's too thin! Look at her waist, I'm really worried that she will bend her waist when she picks up things. ”
"......Porphyry" A big tea saliva squirted out, and Ben Gongzi, who just wanted to drink and calm down, almost slapped the little guy to the ground. This guy is still fat and thin, what kind of person, this son is not selling meat here, besides, although the palace maid's sister has a slender waist, but the surname of the convex and backward makes me, a decent gentleman, almost drool, this can also be called no meat? Could it be that Li Zhi, a stinky child, likes the sister of the bucket waist?
It's amazing, Ben Gongzi's interest in understanding the psychological structure of the future emperor of the Tang Dynasty reached the highest point, and he squeezed over: "Xiaozhi...... There's something I want to ask you. ”
"Brother Jun, what do you want to ask?" As soon as Li Zhi took two steps in front of me, he quickly covered his nose and stepped back, and took a few deep breaths at the door before asking.
I glared at him, and sniffed it myself, it didn't smell.
ps:I'm too busy.,I don't know if there's a time code No.,If it doesn't work.,I can only wait until tomorrow.,Tomorrow must have two chapters.,Today the boss of our unit is crazy.,All kinds of documents are flying on my head like snowflakes.,Bitter...... For the salary of 700 yuan and the overtime pay of 30 yuan per month, I am tired and almost insincere, but I can't do it...... 555555
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