Chapter Seventy-Six: Shoot the Case!
"Xiaozhi, come here, I have a big business, I want to discuss with you, it is a great benefit to you." I made a weird expression, stretched out the hand that had just rubbed my feet, and dragged the stinky kid over, taking a small revenge on this guy.
"Really?" Li Zhi didn't pay attention to my small movements, the young man in the flower season has always had a strong desire for knowledge, and he was very interested in squeezing together with me, and he was not afraid of the smell of my feet. Am I dazzled? I saw the three-ring bun that appeared in the lower part of the window.
"Gossip is eternal, and the female surname will always be passed on, and this is really a warning saying" I am very sighing, this girl of Green Butterfly has an almost paranoid hobby for gossip, and she has a persistent heart.
"Brother Jun, is this your new poem? I copied it down for you, and my father said that my calligraphy had improved a lot during this time. "Li Zhi has the urge to leave Mobao in my study.
"Don't get down to business, it's important to get down to business." If I really hang Li Zhi's Mobao and my poems here, within half a day, the tough feminist and my mother Lu Shi will definitely plant sweet potatoes on my head.
Squinting at this young man, who had just shown his two front teeth, Li Zhi spoke first: "What does Brother Jun want to ask?" Li Zhi's gaze became vigilant.
"I just want to ask, why don't you like such a beautiful woman with a slender waist like a willow, a peach blossom, jade fat ice skin, and starry eyes and moon eyebrows?" Li Ke, the beast, sat next to me and nodded frequently in agreement, and almost raised his hand and stuck out his tongue to agree with this son's statement.
Li Zhi squinted at the corner of his eyes at me: "I said Brother Jun, what kind of eyes are you, why is there no girl in the family you look at who is comparable to my sister?" "Very disdainful, very coquettish, my son has a black line on his face, his hand is a little twitching, I want to mention that this little kid is at the door as a stone lock fall, endure a first, continue to show two front teeth, and do kindly: "I know, your sister is naturally very beautiful, but, besides your sister, who else do you think is beautiful?" ”――
"There is a conspiracy! Brother Jun, aren't you thinking of some bad trick to harm me? "The stinky kid squeezed me, nose to nose and eye to eye with me.
"Hmph...... What kind of person is my bereavement, a real person who takes helping others as the foundation of happiness, does he have the kung fu and energy to harm you, a child who has no stake in me? I threw down my sleeves in indignation, my eyes had to be sincere, and my expression had to be sad, like a real person who had been wronged by life.
"Hmph, I don't believe it." The little kid raised his chin high, looking very disdainful, angry Lao Tzu, he was so angry.
was angry, and slapped the case with a big hand, which shocked Brother Li Ke, who was watching the play next to him, and almost poured a cup of hot tea into his mouth, and didn't have time to pay attention to Li Ke's resentful eyes, glaring at this little kid: "You can't even look down on such a beautiful and hearty beauty, do you want an international beauty like Sister Qin?" ”
Hearing Sister Qin's name, Xiao Li Zhi's eyes immediately turned blue, and Li Zhi swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "Don't kill me, by the way, Brother Jun, what do you mean by always asking me about this topic?" ”
Li Zhi's rhetorical question made me speechless, yes, aren't I sick? How old is Li Zhicai? His Majesty the future Emperor is not yet fully developed, and his surname is afraid of ...... Glancing at Li Zhi's small body, which is not much thicker than a bamboo pole, well, I'm afraid that the development of this surname will have to wait for several years, it seems that the tendency of this little Zhengtai's royal sister madness has not yet been shown, hehehe, that means that this son may be able to guide him in a new direction, at least in the future, he will not have to waste his brain cells in order to worry about him falling in love with our mother-in-law......
Just when Ben Gongzi entered meditation, Li Zhi, the stinky child, spoke again: "Brother Jun, your appreciation level is really very" shook his head and sighed, and his little head waved: "Sister Qin, let's not talk about Sister Qin, just say that the palace maid given to you by my father is not very long, and she is not as beautiful as Sister Qiuxiang in my house." Li Zhi's gaze was fascinated, and I could even see that the saliva on the corner of this evil little Zhengtai's mouth was terrible
"What? Autumn fragrance? Then there shouldn't be a pomegranate sister in your room, right? "I'm very nervous, Tang Bohu's girl also came to the Tang Dynasty to do a crossing exercise?
"Sister Pomegranate? But there are a few pomegranate trees in my yard, huh? ......" Li Zhimeng turned his head, stared at me, and blinked his eyes: "Do you know my family Qiuxiang?" Now, it was Li Zhi's turn to be nervous, "She is the concubine I will accept in the future, so I can't give it to you." ”
"Who...... When I was young, I thought about these things, and I didn't know how to win glory for the country and make progress in my thinking. My son has always been my lifelong ambition to expand the territory and drive out the Turks, which is like you, a big child, just thinking about what to do with the little girl, and pouring it out of the same mold as your third brother. "I despise this little pervert, but it may be the temporal confusion caused by my instigated wings, and I should repent for a second or two.
"Ahem, cough, cough ......" Li Ke was like a tuberculosis patient, only then did he remember that this thing was right in front of him, and hurriedly squeezed his eyes at this wise and martial prince, and lowered his voice and said: "Brother, don't make trouble, isn't this teasing children?" ”
"Brother Jun is really ......" Li Ke rolled his eyes helplessly, and poured a sip of tea very depressedly, worthy of being a brother who stuck a knife in the ribs for his friends.
"You're not big either! They have all taken concubines, but this king just has this idea, and has not yet put it into practice. Li Zhi fought back without showing weakness.
"Pay back!" Dare to argue with my creditor? Angry, I glared at Li Zhi hatefully, spread out my big hands, and matched our strong muscles and burly figure, which had the momentum of a safflower double-stick thug in the underworld.
"Brother Jun, don't worry, it's not good if you hurt your body, you're still sick, drink chicken soup and let me have a few days, this month my little brother is really tight." Li Zhi also learned to play tricks with me with a hippie smile, rubbing his three fingers there...... Who is good and doesn't learn, but learns from me.
But that's okay, my son is finally relieved, in the future, let's teach the future Tang Emperor well, carefully teach the future Tang Emperor, let his eyes be a little farther, a little more open-minded, don't always look at the young woman, to look forward, to the future of the motherland, one or twenty years later, His Majesty Li Zhi has become Lolitacon, and the safety of our family can be worry-free...... Wow-ha-ha.
"Brother Jun, what are you doing here? The smile is so sinister. "Li Zhidu was almost crowded by the fire, and he was very afraid of my grim laughter and hideous expression.
Brother Li Ke finally poured a belly of hot tea, watched the good show, and slapped his face very happily: "Okay, okay, Brother Jun looks at the thin face of his brother, let my brother go for the time being, and there will be a report later, now" Brother Li Ke touched his stomach and sighed: "Unconsciously, this hour can pass so fast?" ”
“…… Oh brother, you didn't mention it, I forgot, please, the back hall must have been served, two of you, please. "Take the two princes and go out-
When I arrived in the back hall, hey, no one has arrived yet, it doesn't matter, Green Butterfly is setting the table with a few family members to add tea, "Brother, please sit down, Xiaohong, go and let Aunt Liu in the kitchen be neater, and by the way, bring the braised pork cooked by my son himself to His Royal Highness King Wu." He waved to the door very imposingly, and a maid who was busy answered crisply, and ran out of the hall with her feet.
"Ah...... Brother Xian, Brother Xian said that he didn't hate the smoke the most, besides, the gentleman was far away from cooking, and your old illness had relapsed and had not yet recovered......" Brother Li Ke pointed at me in surprise.
"Brother Tai, this is a bad word...... I just can't hear this, and I take the case as a new society and a new youth, and the righteous eyes are forced to look at Li Ke, the inheritor of the bloodline of Li Shimin, the biggest imperialist leader in the Tang Dynasty.
ps: I didn't mean to drag the plot, the phoenix must inhabit the sycamore before dancing, and the colorful butterfly must turn into an insect before flying, and it is human, not to mention that the two men of the house are superhuman, bah, these two days are strange to talk about, I heard our colleagues slanted their eyes one by one, and thought that they had become ancient Confucianism.
Brewing and precipitation, in order to have a huge rebound, well, Xiaofang will soon be pushed to hear wrong? You heard it right, so stay tuned, the specific time of the reverse war !, is not this week or next week, because, if it's sunny, you have to code the words according to the specific outline, which is a violation of the regulations to reveal the plot to everyone.
There is more nonsense, and there are more than 5,000 words every day when it is sunny, why are there so many people urging it?
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