Chapter 90: The Four Great Joys of Life (Part II)

ps: A huge and amazing mistake, it's all damn Baidu's harm, Fang Jun, the word is right, it's 5555555555555555, it's good to change, I hope everyone will continue to pick up faults in the future-

Fuck, which beast who was drunk by Lao Tzu and rolled his eyes kicked Lao Tzu's ass, rubbed his buttocks, stood up straight, and moved forward a few steps to salute: "Uncle is above, little nephew's beloved." "I'm cursing the villain who is holding Lao Tzu's ass in my heart.

"Hehehe. Your Majesty, please ......," Uncle Pharmacist bowed to Uncle Li, who was seated.

Uncle Li smiled, his very kind eyes circled around his son, and only after a while did he speak: "Su Wenxian nephew is a young generation of talents, today, it is the period of the crown ceremony, virtuous nephew, can you show your hand in front of all the uncles?" ”

"Little nephew doesn't dare, this ......" quickly glanced around with his eyes and showed his hand? What do you mean, this son didn't bring a treasure knife to the crown ceremony, besides, after this son's knife technique entered the state, the knife qi couldn't be controlled, in case Uncle Li's beard was shaved or something, it would be strange if he wasn't whipped by the old man.

"Virtuous nephew...... Virtuous nephew? ”

"The little nephew is here, this, the little nephew has no knife in his hand, so he can't show it?" finally found a reason, and hurriedly smiled at Uncle Li.

In an instant, the antechamber became unusually quiet, eerily quiet. “…… Knife? Uncle Li's face was a little dark, he twitched the corner of his mouth, patted me on the shoulder, laughed, the atmosphere instantly became warm, and when he looked up, he saw that one or two court bosses were laughing with their teeth cracked, just my father's face was black, eagle eyes glared at me, and his hand was pumping, very eagle claw.

I don't understand what these neuropaths are laughing at, "Uncle, what does this mean?" "It's a little depressing.

"Oh, no, the virtuous nephew is also witty, hehehe, the old man said so, I want to hear the virtuous nephew write a poem on the theme of this festive celebration."

"Oh......" suddenly realized, fuck, Uncle Li is not a good person, old goods! I want to make a fool of my son.

"Can you let the little nephew think about it more? I'm in a hurry, I'm afraid I can't do it. "There are too many heirlooms in my son's head, we don't want to lose my ugliness again, otherwise, we won't be able to escape the old man's beating tonight.

"No, the old man wants to hear about his nephew's new work at this moment!" Uncle Li slapped Lao Tzu on the shoulder, his expression was kind, but his eyes were a little hideous, and it seemed that this catastrophe was a little difficult to escape.

"Then, little nephew, it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate." What are you afraid of, no matter how ugly you read, it's a poem, as long as it can rhyme, it's a big deal, and it's a big deal to be drunk. Ben Gongzi raised his body, puffed out his chest muscles, and raised his head to the sky.

I kept rummaging in my head to see if there were happy verses, festive, what could be festive? Lao Tzu is so depressed that he almost wants to cry. Festive, there are more joys in life, one step, no, only see Li Ke, Cheng Fu's man, Li Yexu and a bunch of scum's front teeth, twist their heads, two steps, not yet, only see the old man's old face as black as coal, want to kill this poor child with a murderous gaze, three steps, I saw my mother's encouraging and trusting eyes, and, as well as Li Shu's delicate face, she pulled her skirt a little nervously, and her anxious eyes followed me.

It seems that I care about me very much, it seems that being able to marry this beautiful little Lori princess as my wife is also very promising, promising? Syllable...... Pregnant! Ben Gongzi snapped his fingers very chicly: "The little nephew is on the theme of the four joys of life, cough cough," everyone's attention was immediately attracted by Ben Gongzi's confident expression and heroic posture.

"A long drought is a rainstorm, a foreign country meets an old acquaintance, the cave house spends candle nights, and the gold list is nominated!" This son is dressed in the wind, the gesture is matched with the voice, full of energy, the voice is high and clear, and a poem with the theme of four joys in life has been taken out and displayed by my cheeky skin.

The very quiet front hall of the house, the very quiet gentlemen and the masses have green eyes and hideous faces, and it seems that they are all jealous of the talent of this son.

The old man squinted his eyes, what was he talking about, and the murderous gaze that looked at his son instantly turned into joy, and his expression looked very kind, it seemed that my father was very relieved, and his old face had changed from angry black to excited red.

"It's a long drought and a sweet rain, a hometown meets an old acquaintance, the cave house spends candle nights, when the gold list is nominated, this is really one of the four fortunate things in life, virtuous nephews and talents, wahahahaha......" Uncle Li was very excited, patted Lao Tzu on the shoulder vigorously, and then patted half of his body, and quickly nodded his head: "Uncle's praise, the little nephew can't afford it." ”

"Congratulations to the virtuous brother for having this good child, hehehe" The pharmacist uncle who didn't know what his surname was praised to my father, many people praised me, strange things, where did Uncle Cheng, who has always been crazy, go, uh-huh, I must have seen this son's great talent, thinking of the literary talent of my six sons with blood surnames, I was embarrassed to dig a hole and hide, right? Wowha, I'm so proud, I can't close my mouth.

"Son, don't thank you for the compliments of these uncles, this kid." My father has a lot of face, his old face is red with joy, and he humbly accepts the praise of the court bigwigs, and His Majesty the Emperor personally praises Fang Xiaoer for being able to turn a poem into a poem in three steps, what a great glory!

It's not good for my mother to squeeze over and praise her son, but her mouth that is smiling so much that she can't close can express her mood at the moment, but Li Shu's girl, very strange, her red mouth is pouting, her pink face is red, she saw my gaze, she glared at her son very shyly, and hung down her jade neck very amorously. Seeing the delicate expression and moving demeanor of this little beauty, I can't help but look forward to the night of the red lights hanging high in the future......

Uncle Li nodded, "Such a good child, hehehe, since the old man came empty-handed, if he didn't say something, wouldn't he make the world laugh?" The virtuous nephew listened to the reward quietly, and the person came, and the edict was announced! With a gesture of his hand, a proclamator stood in front of Ben Gongzi with a serious face: "...... Fang Qiao's son, Fang Yiai, knelt down and listened to the seal. ”

Kneel and kneel, a little bit in my heart, very strange, like excitement, I can't help but churn in my mind the words with Li Shu before Lamei in the night. It's a pity that now that the crowd is surging, I can't see through the crowd at all, and move my eyes to Li Shu, who is far away from the crowd.

“…… Young and heroic, he is the pillar of the country...... Scattered riders and attendants, with me left and right, thinking that the world ......" As soon as the proclaimer thought of this, almost all the people in the front hall gasped. What's going on? Loose riders, what's the matter? Is it a miraculous official position? Why haven't I heard of it?

"Your Majesty, slowly. Please forgive the old minister for being rude!" The old man suddenly jumped out and interrupted the proclamator's spitting saliva.

"Aiqing has something to say." Uncle Li's expression was still very harmonious.

"The second son of Weichen, stubborn since childhood, less than anything else, rude behavior, disobedience to discipline, often contradicting the old man, teasing his school partner, although he is an adult, but his ruffian surname is still ......" The old man's mouth was full of the shortcomings of his son, and finally came to the last sentence: "I implore Your Majesty to take back your life." ”

"Really? ......Uncle Li sat on the main seat, his fingers knocked on the armrest, and the sound was not small or small echoed in everyone's hearts, and everyone quieted down, and their attention fell on my father.

“…… Aiqing get up first, Junxian nephew, uncle wants to hear what you think? "Uncle Li helped my father up, and a pair of eagle eyes tightly covered my son-

ps: It's going to be very intense tomorrow hehe, there are votes to vote quickly, speed collection, tough Uncle Cheng, poor Fang Xiaoer, alas, I don't know what to say o(∩_∩)o

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