Chapter 91: Knife Mountain on the Left, Sea of Fire on the Right
Ask me? My father will definitely not harm me, I want to come to the loose riding attendant is definitely not an easy job, just this son's spleen surname, this kind of stupid guy who lacks heart, bah, it should be a loyal and upright minister If he goes to the court, he will be directly chopped up by those political strongmen who hide knives in their smiles and throw their lives in the wilderness, and they shivered, and hurriedly followed the old man's words: "The little nephew is a rough man, and he can't do anything, let alone being an official, even if he is the head of the family, he will lose his family...... Uncle should also know that the little nephew is clumsy and doesn't know how to be polite, and please take back his life, the little nephew is also willing to be a cow and a horse. ”
"Really? The virtuous nephew said this, hehehe...... "What does Uncle Li mean, he laughed there halfway through the words, and Lao Tzu shuddered when he heard it.
"Good, good! Even so, I am not reluctant, I will talk about this later, but ...... Since I said that I want to reward the virtuous nephew, this one, the virtuous nephew also pushed it neatly, I don't know if this reward, whether the virtuous nephew wants it or not?!" Uncle Li stood in front of me, his expression was very kind, his eyes were very gentle, but his voice was a little different.
"Little nephew ......" was a little flustered, didn't know how to deal with it, squinted the corner of his eye, and sure enough, my father squeezed his eyes at me, bowed his thumb, understood.
"The little nephew is very grateful to the uncle for his high righteousness, his concern for the little nephew, the uncle's gift, how dare the little nephew resign." Blessing the soul, do the five-body surrender, and bow to His Majesty Li Shimin, the most dangerous imperialist leader of the Tang Dynasty, the founder of the Tang militarism, the genocidaire, and the destroyer of the contract law.
"This kid, the old man likes your straightforward surname, hahaha, good! Proclamation!" Uncle Li looked at Ben Gongzi who followed him with a kind face.
The proclamator took a piece of yellow silk from the guard next to him, and cleared his throat: "Fengtian Chengyun ......" It seems that my reaction was all in Uncle Li's expectations, and sure enough, he is worthy of being His Majesty the powerful Tang Emperor and the founder of the Tang Dynasty.
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“…… Seventeen women went to the princess of Hepu...... For the princess of Gaoyang, the son of Fang Qiao was married, and the special room was loved by the concubine, and the ...... Chin this. ”
I stared at Uncle Li and blinked, did I have something wrong with my ears? Dig out, can't dream? Pinch, hiss, the painful Lao Tzu's face is black, what are you doing? Gao Yang? Gao Yang! The gods and Buddhas in the sky, what do you mean, I'm timid, don't play with me, a young man and a righteous gentleman who has come to develop a harmonious society in the Tang Dynasty, you have the ability, you guys are going to play the director of history? Lingxiu and cunning Hepu little Lori turned into a terrifying and gloomy Queen of the High Sun in a blink of an eye?!!
The proclamator was still chattering, and Gao Yang actually crawled out of my nightmare again, like Sadako crawling out of a black and white television set, and her long, bloodless ghost claws danced in front of me. Sadako's terrifying dead face coincided with Li Shu's appearance, and there was a wave of hatred in the enchanting beauty, Princess Gaoyang appeared, crawling out of the long river of history to find Lao Tzu for revenge.
"Wait for the old man to get out of the way, hurry up and get out of the way, what's the matter? The old man went to the thatched house, and the son-in-law flew away? You beast! I didn't know to come and talk to the old man earlier. A familiar voice rang out from outside the antechamber. But it still didn't make me sober, and Sadako's fingers were almost hooked to the tip of my nose.
A wail seemed to be Cheng Chuliang's special voice.
"Your Majesty, wait!" A loud cry like thunder cut off my thoughts in a nightmare, and when I raised my eyes, Uncle Cheng? When did Uncle Cheng jump with me? What do you mean, jumping in front of me and trying to pat me on the shoulder? Besides, I'm a member of the Fang family, so it doesn't seem to have much to do with your Uncle Cheng's family, right? I didn't dare to say it, I was afraid of this moody Uncle Cheng.
Uncle Cheng, who had a righteous face, stood next to me, bared his front teeth at me, smiled fiercely, and turned his face to bow to Uncle Li.
"Cheng Qing, what does this mean?" Uncle Li looked a little displeased and frowned.
"Your Majesty, this will of the Fang family, this little descendant, can't take it." What does Uncle Cheng mean, I was a little confused, staring blankly at Uncle Cheng's silhouette, looking at this bandit leader who didn't know whether to live or die to rob the law field.
"Huh?!" Uncle Li picked the corner of his eyes, squinted his eyes, and the aura of a king, uh-huh, a very powerful coercion came to his face.
"If you don't believe Your Majesty, you can ask the prime minister, this little offspring has made a marriage contract with the seventh child of my family." Uncle Cheng's words scared me, who was still savoring Sadako's appearance in the movie, didn't it? Isn't that already done? Why did it pop up again?
Hurriedly looked at my father, my father's appearance was also a little stunned, "This, Brother Cheng Xian's words...... How do you say that? "It seems that my father is also puzzled.
"Cheng Qing, my Datang law: Ming Media is marrying, there must be a marriage book, or a marriage contract, Qing can have it?!" Uncle Li asked through gritted teeth, and I could clearly see the green tendons in Uncle Li's head jumping.
"Fang Xiang, don't you recognize this? This is the birthday of your wife and my wife, and the marriage contract is here! You have something to say! Uncle Cheng raised Lao Tzu's birthday and waved it in his hand very vigorously, does this old man want to stage a father-in-law's version of "Robbing Relatives"?
Porphyry ...... There are a lot of wine sprays, and the front hall of the house is about to become a Jiuquan forest.
Yes? Engagement? Didn't my mother say that she only gave her birthday? Looking over, my father's surprised gaze happened to be on my mother, my mother looked helpless, it seems that Uncle Cheng, the old thing, did not lie, and my mother was afraid that today would be staged by His Majesty's marriage.
Uncle Li's eyes twitched a little, staring at the old immortal Uncle Cheng with a black line, a very murderous gaze, even I, a young man who saw the afterglow, couldn't help but fight a battle, Uncle Cheng was good, there was no sign of being hit by the eye dart, standing proudly on the spot, and kept squeezing the corners of his eyes at those stunned colleagues in the court, very cheeky.
My mother had nothing to say, so she could only wink at my father. Seeing that Lao Tzu almost wanted to pounce on the birth date and the marriage contract and swallow it in his stomach, oh my God, thousands of calculations, I didn't count that Uncle Cheng is the best among the scum, now it's okay, under the court, Uncle Cheng is so troublesome, I'm afraid that the name of the son-in-law of the Cheng family will spread all over Chang'an tomorrow.
I lowered my head and looked around, Uncle Li's expression was distorted, and he stared at Uncle Cheng with a black line, Li Shu's Gao Yang, who had struggled to recover from the cracks of history, turned a little pale at the moment, and his vicious eyes moved up and down with Uncle Cheng's hand. Only then did I remember that Uncle Li's holy decree was also recited, what should I do? The previous decree was not read, and Uncle Li also said that it would not be counted, if this one was rejected again, where would Uncle Li's face go, and he would not be able to skin and flesh me, the culprit?
God, where are you? Who will help me, on the one hand, Gao Yang, who has been resurrected from the tide of history, and on the other hand, Uncle Cheng, who is omnipresent, what should I do? I almost wanted to die, how I longed for that damn bread to travel through time and space, and to bump into me again, and simply knock me into a primitive society.
The six rough men of the Cheng family all stood in front of the crowd, Cheng Chuliang looked crying, rubbing his buttocks vigorously, it seemed that Uncle Cheng's feet were not small.
"Today, it is really ...... that the children's crown ceremony can be appreciated by all colleagues" The old man, who was the owner of the house, quickly sobered up from the shock and quickly drove away all the irrelevant people.
Soon, the front hall of the house was much more empty than just now, except for Uncle Li's guards and family members who were still around the front hall, there were only people left in the hall who had something to do with this matter, and Li Zhi was also sent back by the guards first, and Li Ke and Li Shu brothers and sisters were still left in the front hall. Uncle Pharmacist, who seemed to be very prestigious, was unexpectedly kept by the old man, probably because he wanted Uncle Pharmacist to be a middleman or something.
As the male protagonist, Ben Gongzi was kicked out of the front hall by my father, who was as black as iron and ruthless: "Stay with the old man!" If something happens, the old man won't pick your skin! ”
Rubbing his buttocks very sadly, wandering in the garden in the front yard, surrounded by a circle of whirring guards outside, the son of the victim has no energy or strength to eavesdrop on the corner, my shit, the two old men of the Tang Dynasty are fighting for their son-in-law, to be honest, can I be the master when I am a young man?
I wanted to go all the way, wandering through the quiet path of the garden, and when I looked up, I saw the plum tree, the girl who called Hepu, seemed to be standing there vividly, pursing her lips and chuckling......
Very depressed, this matter, if my mother had to explain it to my father that day, I am afraid that this incident would not have happened today, on one side is Gao Yang, and on the other side is the daughter of Uncle Cheng's family...... One is a princess who may cuckold my son at any time, and the other, after seeing the six youth versions of Uncle Cheng, I no longer have any illusions about Cheng mm...... Fuck, this son is like standing on a strand of hair, with a mountain of knives on the left and a sea of fire on the right, raising his head and looking at the cold moon in the sky, my mood is very complicated, and I really want to sing the last song "Left and Right"-
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