Chapter 182: The Soul Engineer's Stunt
"My God, according to Brother Jun, if you calculate it like this, you can't make this thing without one or two thousand." Li Zhi couldn't help but exclaim.
Nonsense, if it's appropriate, I know all the details clearly, and all the materials can be done with them, do you think I don't want to do it myself? We can't say that. More importantly, we don't have any money, it's good that my son will make money, but the money is all in my mother's hands, don't say it's me, even if my father wants to put two pocket money in his pocket, he has to apply for a report to my mother, if my son really wants to tell the family that he wants to spend one or two thousand to make a giant Kong Ming lantern to pick up the girl, I'm afraid that the old man who will definitely be thunderous will tie up our hands and feet first, and take a bamboo pole to hang our loser on the fork of the tree as a wild monkey who has been hanging on the fork of the tree for a night. was poked out of a hundred or so big bags by his mother on the door of his head, and he became a Buddha for ten days and half a month.
It's not difficult to pretend that the public can privately borrow the manpower and material resources of the Jinjuan Academy to do this, but the problem is that our purpose is too much, too obvious, to put the things on the heads of the people of Chang'an City, to let Uncle Li know that I let the Jinjuanyuan spend a lot of money to make the things I am going to use to soak his daughter, and he will not be angry, even if he feels sorry for his daughter, it is not good to hang us on the gate of the imperial city and wait for the New Year, I am afraid that it is indispensable to have a plate with open skin and flesh.
As for looking for Yuan Daochang, hehe, who is Yuan Daochang, Daochang, what are you doing? Selling counterfeit medicines? Well, anyway, it's about the same, sell his magic little pills one day and night, one will have to be several times, this goods can be said to be very rich, at least tens of thousands of net worth, there is no shortage of money at all, Qingyangguan that back mountain is his private property, he likes those novelties, and can show his reputation, let's not fool him to make this thing, who else can fool? What's more, Master Yuan, a patriot and fanatical Han nationalist, will naturally go to Uncle Li to report, and then, Uncle Li, who has already heard the concept of hot air balloon design from me, naturally thinks of Fang Fu's second man, who is the designer of the hot air balloon manned experiment, and then, Ben Gongzi will naturally jump from behind the scenes to the front of the stage, accepting everyone's praise and admiration, hehehe, I really admire my own IQ.
"Brother Jun." Li Zhi shook his head and called me with emotion.
"Why?" Turning his head to look at this little guy, is there something new that can't be solved?
"You're too dark, too." Shaking his head, sighing, and disappointed eyes, this thing shows that Ben Gongzi is trying to save money and find a way to borrow Yuan Daochang's golden rooster to make hot air balloons?
With a serious expression and gaze, I looked at this young man who had seen through my thoughts, until I saw that he was restless and at a loss, and I let out a long sigh: I hung on my face with an expression of disappointment and incomprehension, with a sad face: "Li Zhi, Li Zhi, do you know what selfless dedication is?" Do you know what it means to give up fame and fortune? It seems that you really don't understand the noble character of the spring silkworm to the end of the silkworm, and the wax torch to ashes and tears to dry. My sad and wise gaze crossed the walls of Chang'an, crossed the earth, and reached the vast Pacific Ocean...... "Jun, Brother Jun, I'm sorry, maybe I did mistake you." Li Zhi said to me tremblingly, but there was still no sign of repentance.
But who am I? Teacher, who specializes in reversing people's concepts and shifting goals and directions, simply put, says two words "flickering"-
"Do you know what is the most desirable goal of every cultivator? It is to become an immortal, it is a white ascension, but, from ancient times to the present, I am afraid that in addition to your ancestor of the Li family, and Zhuangzi, no one can experience it, and no one can step on the clouds again, what kind of person is Yuan Daochang, he is a real person who has experienced two dynasties, and his reputation is no less than that of the Taoist martyrs who have turned into immortals, but above the achievements, there is indeed a deficiency, do you know why I handed over the Taijiquan Sutra to Yuan Daochang? Why did I give the drawings of the hot air balloon to Daoist Yuan again? Hmph, I'm replacing ...... If it is really done, not to mention that the world is shaken, I am afraid that in the minds of the people of the Central Plains, the prestige of Taoism will at least jump to a higher level, and the development of Taoist culture will at least go to a higher level, and the invasion of foreign culture is no less than a sinking blow, which is ...... for us."
It's far away, but the idea is very correct, I really didn't expect it, I really let me put this original thing to save money and effort to the platform, I admire myself too much, seeing Li Zhi's disdainful gaze at the beginning gradually became thoughtful, to the shame of not believing in Brother Jun'er's behavior of never caring for fame and fortune for the development of human science and technology, I am very complacent, well, very good, this is the same, even if Yuan Daochang wakes up and feels that something is wrong, we can also encourage and comfort him with righteousness and awe.
It's very interesting, and I can't get enough of continuing to educate this product seriously: "It's not a question of money or not, it's a matter of attitude, attitude determines everything, do you know that the success of every new thing requires a thousand falls as a stepping stone?" The sword blade sharpened itself, the plum blossom fragrance came from the bitter cold, Zuoqiu was blind and wrote "Chinese", Qu Yuan was exiled to "Leave the Scratch", Sima Qiangong wrote "Shiji", and Ge Xibo acted in "Zhou Yi"; Zhong Nieu's "Spring and Autumn"; Sun Tzu's bare feet, "The Art of War" is revised; Buwei moved to Shu, and the hereditary "Lu Lan"; Han Fei imprisoned Qin, "Difficult to Say", "Lonely Anger...... As the saying goes: "Tribulation is the good companion of success, adversity is the cradle of life, setbacks are the milk of talent, and grief is the key of Songkai." "The scenery is infinitely good, and you will win if you love to fight...... The jade scriptures are pondered into many instruments, and the sword is drawn and buried in the sky. In the face of tribulation, as long as you embrace the rainbow of hope and have the courage to cross the canyon of life, you will enter another sky. Because tribulation breeds success, and success always belongs to the brave who strive for self-improvement!! ”
The teacher is like this, whether it is educating people or patting sycophants, it is a set of combination punches, so that the other party will suffer a storm-like blow as soon as he comes on the field, and few people can resist it, even if there are some language problems in our words, but after all, the general direction is right, so that you can only be tired of parrying, and then continue to beat the water dogs, fall into the well or something, and can't give the other party any chance to think and fight back, until the other party willingly bows his head, or happily accepts the photograph before stopping.
Li Zhi's gaze is no longer enough to describe with luminous heat, comparable to the lighthouse on the sea that can pierce the darkness and bring light to the sailing ship, very dazzling gaze, red cheeks, straight eyes, gritted teeth and cheeks glaring at me, scratching his elbows uncomfortably, what is this little guy doing? Shocked by my words of caution, you have entered the state of sublimation and purification of the soul?
"Hey, why are you staring at me? Believe it or not, I'm kicking you! "I'm afraid that Li Zhi will be impressed by my words, and his admiration for this son will turn into admiration, which will cause a deviation in his surname orientation? It's not that I don't have to worry about it, the main thing is that Li Zhi's gaze is too much now, I quickly wiped the white foam on my mouth, puffed out my chest muscles vigorously, and interrupted this little guy's evil conjecture with a very dignified and serious tone, in case he has a deviation in his surname orientation and becomes the first emperor in the Tang Dynasty who has no descendants.
"Oh, I didn't stare at you, but I just said to Brother Jun, it's really ......" closed his eyes to reminisce? Forget it, don't bother to pay attention to this psychologically fragile little neurotic.
"By the way, Uncle Cheng's birthday tomorrow, are you going with your sister?" Li Zhi has been frowning since he was instilled by me with the great principle of being a man in one go, and I don't know what this little kid is thinking.
Li Zhi was interested in my question, and his eyes lit up: "Oh, go, I must go, Uncle Cheng said that the dynasty was not dispersed this morning, so he sent out a large invitation, and none of the more than 100 important ministers present were arrested, my father couldn't go, so we juniors went instead of my father." You go too? ”
"Nonsense, why don't I ask you." glared at him, Uncle Cheng was really thick-skinned, and when he went to the court, he handed out invitations, could the ministers present run away? Wouldn't Uncle Cheng be able to make a fortune again, it was really ...... Speechless.
"Cheng, I'll tell my sister when I go back in a while, Ming'er, let's see you in Chengfu." Li Zhi's interest is finally a little higher, is he still a child after all? Eating and drinking is his hobby, how can he not be excited? ——
When it was time to say goodbye, Li Zhi's serious appearance staring at my back puzzled me, what happened to this kid today? Could it be that he was taken by the domineering spirit of this son? I don't understand, forget it, no matter, let's go home for dinner, get a good night's sleep first, tomorrow, we have to go to the terrible Uncle Cheng's house for a banquet, we have to work all our energy to deal with tomorrow's family banquet, damn, I feel scared when I think about it, but it's a pity that Li Ke, my good brother, after the New Year, was kicked back to the fief by Uncle Li, and there was no friend to help on the side, Li Zhi's amount of wine was like an ant, as for Li Shu, what kind of wine can little Lori drink, I'm really worried about the fate of my son tomorrow, unpredictable.
The next day, I hurried home after work, was caught by my mother to freshen up and dress up, put on a new robe, with a black soft foot on my head, followed behind my parents and eldest brother in five or six, and went to Cheng Fairy's mansion on horseback.
(To be continued)