Chapter 183: Two beautiful girls, fighting openly and secretly
There are a lot of people, a lot of benefits, but Uncle Cheng's big voice is still loud, I am very glad that there are many people today, Uncle Cheng didn't have a chance to come to greet our little offspring, but before I could rejoice for more than a minute, a familiar hairy hand patted me on the shoulder: "Sister-in-law can be counted, go quickly, you are too late, go in a while, punish yourself three cups first." Cheng Chuliang didn't say anything, just dragged me to the side, and the eldest brother waved goodbye to me with a look of sympathy and happiness.
"It's still dark now, why is the little brother late?" What does this second uncle mean, could it be that the family banquet in their Cheng Mansion started in the morning?
Cheng Chuliang didn't answer my words, waved his hand indiscriminately, I could only follow, and after a while, I arrived in the back hall, and looked, sure enough...... Except for the half-dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng, who was drinking and having fun, he really didn't see anyone else.
"My sister-in-law is here, come and come, today is a family banquet, don't be restrained, you can drink as much as you want, but it's a pity that the incense sent by your mother last time was drunk, and these wines are really boring to drink. It's going to be one or two. Dry ......", a large cup of Sanle pulp disappeared, and the taste and the root of the tongue felt numb.
Forced to laugh and accompany the six uncles to drink and have fun, fortunately, it didn't take long for the gentlemen who came to hear the wind one after another, and I was finally able to shake my dizzy head and dodge in the crowd obscenely, trying to avoid the sight of the six uncles. lest you be caught again.
Just as Ben Gongzi was hiding behind the giant pillar and panting, "Fang Gongzi, the little sister is polite." Cheng Luan'er's smiling voice sounded in her ears, and when she turned her head, this girl turned out to be dressed as a man, wearing a green shirt to the ground, hanging ornaments from her waist, and the green silk was completely tied up, and she also wore a soft black hat, and the hidden heroism on her body was fully displayed, partial and charming, and a trace of color flashed in her misty eyes like smoke and water.
"It turned out to be Miss Cheng, I'm polite, hehe, there is a lot of wine, a few uncles are really too enthusiastic, rest here for a while and then drink." hurriedly arched his hand at the eldest sister, for fear that she would call out loudly and attract the attention of Uncle Cheng, who was half a dozen youths.
"If the son doesn't give up, why don't you sit next to the little sister." Cheng Qimei, who was dressed as a man, sat down with her clothes and pointed to the desk where there was no one on the side, well, it suits my liking, this place is relatively secluded, and the crazy gentlemen all squeeze forward, and generally no one will squeeze into the corner. "Okay, it's better to be respectful than to obey." Sitting on the cushion, picking up the wine on the table and sniffing it first, well, it's grape wine, we just like this thing, and toast a glass to Cheng Luan'er who is sitting next to him, it's dry, cool, sweet and sour, it's really beautiful.
Cheng Luan'er's drinking posture is more Sven, holding a cup, long-sleeved block, suppressing her head, and the wine is dry, she is a heroine among women, and she can't help but give a thumbs up to this beautiful girl: "Good amount of wine!" "Childe's words, little sister doesn't dare to be, I don't know what Childe will do in his spare time?" Cheng Luan'er's pretty face gradually floated a smoky wine red, and she said with a smile.
"Do what?" This sentence stopped me, but I was busy all night, busy with work affairs for a while, and from time to time Uncle Li's old goods went to the palace to ask questions, otherwise Yan Guoshou, who didn't know what the cheekiness was, came to visit, or maybe it was to open up ideas and build props for pickling girls, and when I went home at night, I had to chat with the two beauties at home, leisure? Not really. "Alas, in the next day, I am busy with official business, don't talk about leisure, even if I have to pinch the time to count the last thatched house."
Porphyry, followed by a series of choking coughs, Cheng Luan'er raised her hand to her lips with her red cheeks and coughed lowly, pointing at me for a long time, and I didn't know what to say-
"Today, Uncle Cheng's birthday, Lone and his brothers came to congratulate, I heard that the virtuous brothers and others are in the back hall, and they came to ask for a glass of water and wine to drink, and I hope that the six Cheng virtuous brothers are not strange." Brother Prince is here? I sat too inside, so I had to stand up and lean forward, yo, there were really a lot of people, Li Chengqian, Li You, Li Zhi, and my lamb also came, and there was a little kid, it seems that he is also a little prince, some are familiar, specifically Uncle Li's family has forgotten.
Maybe it's because my son is too handsome and his temperament is too attractive, I stood up for only a moment, and the eyes of the Li brothers and sisters all fell on me, and I hurriedly bowed my hands and showed my two front teeth to show friendship. Brother Prince nodded at me very leaderly, and continued to walk forward, Li Zhi squeezed his eyes at me vigorously, and muttered something to the Li family brother who was younger than him on the side, the child really raised his eyes, his eyes were very admiring, Li Zuo, the king of Qi, looked at me coldly, and then twisted his head to the sky, as if there was a precursor to spinal rigidity and tetanus.
Li Shufei gave me a very coquettish look, his gaze moved, and suddenly the joy on his face froze instantly, and then glared at me with resentment, everyone hurriedly gave His Royal Highness the crown prince a salute, this prince brother slipped to the main seat and sat upright, and waved his hands to both sides: "All brothers are exempt from courtesy, this is Uncle Cheng's house, no need to be formal, please sit down quickly." ”
Li You sat under the prince in the back hall, and Li Shu was angry and led a vote? The two little brothers came towards me, a bearded suit with tight sleeves and lapels outlining her slender figure, and the style of swinging step by step hooked a bunch of squirrels with straight eyes.
"You're so interested, why are you sneaking behind alone?" Li Shu was talking with his nose, what do you mean, just wanted to pick up her sleeves to refute, this little Lori suddenly smiled: "Oh, it turned out that Sister Cheng was also there, dressed in men's clothes, but it looks very heroic, but it's a pity that Shu'er is ......" Li Shu pretended to look at himself in a beard with a thin gold thread: "It's too delicate, and the face is not as heroic as my sister, if I pretend to be a man, I must not look like it." ”
"Sister Shu's words are really ......" Cheng Luan'er's face was a little ugly and pale. Unexpectedly, these two beautiful girls turned out to be rivals, it was so funny, my son was watching these two beautiful girls fight with schadenfreude, and Li Zhi sat next to me: "Brother Jun, come, let's sit down and talk, don't pay attention to them, my sister and Sister Cheng didn't meet like this once, I'm used to it." ”
"Huh?!" Could it be that the two of them are born enemies?
"Li Shen has seen Brother Jun." A very polite child, eleven or twelve years old, with a childish face that has not faded, a very cute innocent expression, looking at me with eyes full of adoration. "We look like we've seen each other, right?" There is an impression, and it is very impressive.
"Of course I have seen it, my ninth brother also studied with us in Hongwen Hall, but in the class on the other side. The ice you brought to light the fire last time Brother Jun smashed it on his head, don't you remember? Li Zhi smiled very cheaply, and when he told me about it, I remembered that it seemed that this Li Shen was holding my leg and crying and shouting to apprentice, and then Old Master Chen roared, causing the ice magnifying glass in the hand of this son to miss and knock the little guy unconscious. blushed a little, for fear that this prince would come to the door to find the ballast, but look at him like that.
"Brother Jun, last time I said goodbye, Shen still loves not to forget the fire in the ice, I have tried to produce many times, but it can't be successful, now I heard that Brother Jun also came to the banquet, and I came to ask Brother Jun for advice." is a very polite little Zhengtai, and when he speaks, he is very polite. I'm a little ashamed, I'm ashamed of Uncle Li, little children, they've been tortured into something, and they don't have the energy to play innocently. While thinking about it, Li Shu's voice sounded in his ears: "Fang Jun is so interested, accompanied by beautiful women, so interested?" "I don't talk yin or yang, and my eyes are very good.
"What did I do? This is not my home, I am a guest, of course, the guest is as the host, I will sit wherever the host asks me to sit, is it possible that I dare to jump forward and let your eldest brother change places with me? "A very righteous gaze and tone to salute this jealous beautiful girl-
"Hmph, see the uprising of the disciple ......" Li Shu pouted angrily and squeezed me to the side, and actually took my place, I shit, this girl. Turning his head: "Hey, where did Miss Cheng go?" ”
"Humph!" Li Shu raised his pointed chin very proudly, like a proud little hen: "I was angry with this palace and ran away, hehehe, fight with me?!" ”
"What are you two fighting?" I was very curious, so I squeezed this girl forward and asked, and the answer I got was a big red face and two beautiful white eyes: "Why tell you, you don't care about the affairs of the woman's family." ”
"Yes, you can fight as much as you like, let's not mix, you two also come over, let's continue to talk." Forget it, let's not bother with you, and continue to brag about the glorious achievements of this son with the two little boys. Li Shen is a good classmate, not like Li Zhi's deceit, his attitude towards scientific knowledge is very rigorous, and he has a great interest in natural science, and he likes to ask some questions that seem strange to the ancients, such as why the sky is blue, why the ice on the mountain melts slower than the ice under the mountain, etc., which will make the old master of Hongwenguan think that he is not doing his job properly and is crooked, but when it falls into the hands of my excellent teacher, it is really like a treasure, spitting at the two children? Well, education, imparting knowledge in the natural sciences.
"For example, this wine glass, the gas inside is fixed at room temperature, which is equal to the air quality outside the glass, wait for the ......" Cheng Luan'er appeared, the moment she appeared at the door, the entire back hall was quiet, and all eyes fell on this plump beauty who was dressed in a watery colored veil, with a high cloud bun, a peachy face, and a calm and confident smile, a plump beauty.
"She's prettier than me, isn't she? Look at the way your saliva is about to come out, you don't usually look at me like this. Li Shu's eyes were red, and she gritted her teeth in my ears viciously, her eyes were full of hostility towards Cheng Luan'er, what kind of dry vinegar do you eat, really, but look at her appearance, I'm really afraid that this little tigress will be angry on the spot, what if there is a quarrel here? hurriedly whispered: "Eldest sister, calm down, it's none of my business whether she's beautiful or not, you're my wife, besides, you have to dress up, where is not as beautiful as her, it must be as good as it." His eyes subconsciously aimed at Li Shu's upturned chest, as if it was really not as powerful as the Cheng family's sister.
It seems that my words really played a role, Li Shu's face was much less resentful, and when he saw that Ben Gongzi's evil gaze was not in place, he said angrily: "What do you see" "The gold embroidery on this dress is good, hehe......" smiled at this girl dryly, she was caught and appeared, failed, and she must be vigilant at all times next time.
Li Shu was still muttering resentfully: "Hmph, isn't it just a little taller, a little bigger there......" The voice became smaller and smaller, and my ears couldn't hear the words clearly.
After Cheng Luan'er saluted the prince and a handful of wolf friends, she walked towards this side with a smile like spring waves.
"Fang Gongzi, can the little sister sit here? These places seem to be full. The crisp voice of the Yellow Warbler's night song is really attractive, and my son tried his best to maintain the image of a righteous gentleman, and hurriedly let go: "Don't dare to be, Miss, please take a seat." I moved my ass out of the way and sat down on another desk.
"Brother Jun, what about me?" Li Shu smiled at me very virtuously, and her tone was as gentle as a poetic spring flower and autumn moon, but I saw the cold light shining from her tiger teeth between her plump red lips. Li Shu stood up, her position stood Li Zhi's wall grass and Li Shen's obedient doll were occupied, it was clearly deliberate, Li Zhi squeezed his eyes at me vigorously, smiled very obscenely, and looked like he was waiting to see a good show, not only him, the eyes of the entire backhall were all focused on me, one and two were in trouble, Li Yexu's bastard made me even more angry, and he actually said loudly: "Brother Jun, sit in the middle, give up your seat to the two young ladies, this is a great luck." "Hahaha, silver laughter comes and goes, damn it, this thing is simply a beast that has fallen into the well! Scum!
"Why not, if Brother Li wants to come and sit, what will the younger brother let you?" Ben Gongzi stood up, the tiger's body was shocked, and he laughed loudly, Li Shu immediately took my place, and said very considerately: "Mo is as knowledgeable as the Li family's brother, and his eyes are obviously red." Li Shu's words were really vicious, and in the powerful laughter, Li Yexu's face turned dark, forced a smile and a sigh, defeated Maicheng, and borrowed urine to escape to the thatched house to face the wall in shame.
I can only sit between the two positions, on the left, is Li Shu, who has just won a battle, with a proud face, and a clever smile, on the right, is Cheng Luan'er, who also maintains a smile, but secretly grits his silver teeth, and the son who sits in the center is really, happy and worried, happy that the two beautiful girls are not bad for us, and they stick up, worrying, in case the two girls quarrel, the first unlucky one is this son.
Fortunately, the gentlemen were attracted by the show again, and they were writing poems on the wine order, shouting one after another, or mocking, "Childe please drink." Cheng Luan'er handed me the cup and dried. Immediately, I heard a muffled snort on the left, and then Li Shu's coquettish whisper: "Brother Jun, come and try this dish, it's delicious, don't patronize drinking, beware of hurting your body." ”
One left and one right, fighting openly and secretly, talking like a bullet out of the chamber, and I don't see the smoke of gunpowder, fuck, it's just roasting my son on the stove to play-
"Where is Brother Fang Xian?!" What kind of nerves does the prince want to save me from the sea of suffering? Quickly got up and said: "The little brother is here, I don't know what His Highness called me." ”
"You can be regarded as half a person in the Cheng Mansion, today I will wait for the wine order, and the brothers of the Cheng family will pull the virtuous brother out as a shield, hahaha......" Brother Prince proudly raised his finger and pointed at the youth version of Uncle Cheng who was squeezing his eyebrows at me. Holy, isn't it?
(To be continued)