Chapter 354: The First Hero Saves Beauty in the Sixteenth Year of Zhenguan
Uncle Li stayed in Qifeng Pavilion to deal with government affairs, and when he saw our father and son coming, Uncle Li kindly beckoned us to come over. "Fang Aiqing's father and son visited the old man together, there must be something big, right? Sit down, come and serve tea to my in-laws and son-in-law. ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" After the old man respectfully saluted Uncle Li, Fang Zi sat down on the couch, and we had no choice but to do so, and then squatted behind the old man's ass in a respectful manner. I was a little embarrassed in my heart, and I didn't know if the old man's resignation and behavior could get Uncle Li's approval.
"Aiqing, this is ......" Uncle Li took the codex handed by his father, was slightly stunned, and after his eyes fell on the book, he stared at it, and only raised his head after a long time: "What does Aiqing mean by this, could it be that someone has impeached Aiqing again?" ”
"If this is not the case, Weichen is the prime minister, he has been a very human minister for more than ten years, in recent years, he has gradually felt that government affairs are difficult, and Weichen has been a sixtieth year, and it is time to let the virtuous." After the old man took a sip of tea, he said to Uncle Li very sincerely.
Uncle Li frowned slightly, his eyes flickered, and only after a while did he speak: "Could it be ......"
The old man hurriedly spoke: "Your Majesty, this is the wish of the minister, and it has nothing to do with others. ”
I sat on the side, looking at these two, and half of them spoke, but from this question and answer, I also understood that Uncle Li must have wanted to ask his father if someone was secretly making trouble and wanted to replace him, and the old man was expressing that there was no such thing, and he wanted to step down and go home to live his old age.
"Oh, virtuous son-in-law, you are also a Tang Dynasty official by your side, a person who eats the court, and the old man asks you, do you think your father's resignation is good or bad for the country and the people?" What is Uncle Li doing, my father is talking to your old man, are you looking for me to do it?
I looked innocent, glanced at the old man, and then at Uncle Li, I was in a dilemma, no matter how I answered, I offended people, either offended Uncle Li, or offended my father, Uncle Li is really disgusting, take our young people to make fun, and after a long time, I finally held back a sentence that conforms to the golden mean: "Father-in-law, the son-in-law naturally persuaded the father, but the father's thoughts, when the son, can not be disobeyed, right?" ”
When the old man heard this, his face flushed with kindness, and he nodded and smiled at me. Uncle Li also smiled and bared his front teeth at me threateningly: "Okay, you are a little offspring, and you still know how to cheat?" ”
"How dare you son-in-law, but you two are Jun'er's elders, and you are about to get up......" I scratched my head and laughed dryly, which made Uncle Li and the old man laugh and scolded: "Stinky boy! The atmosphere finally eased a little, and the old man cleared his throat and arched his hand: "Your Majesty, Weichen,"
"Aiqing, don't say more, I only have two words to reply to you: no!" Uncle Li said in a deep voice. Seeing his father's slightly disappointed expression, Uncle Li stood up and walked around the couch, while saying: "Aiqing's meaning, I understand it very well, your ones are just excuses, you just think that those who have been in a high position for a long time are vulnerable to attack, why bother?" I have always trusted Aiqing's heart, you and Du Qing's materials, very accessible, Qing is good at personnel, good at employing people, do not seek to prepare people, do not ask for high or low, according to the appoint; Abide by the responsibilities and do not pretend to be meritorious. Du Qing is even more serious, conscientious and conscientious, only I have such a prosperous era in the Tang Dynasty, but it's a pity that Du Qing ......" Uncle Li's expression was a little gloomy.
---------------------------------------------------------- "Yes, if Brother Xian died young, Weichen's heart was very painful, the minister lost a good friend, and His Majesty lost a good minister. A hint of sadness also appeared on my father's face.
Uncle Li sighed and said: "Aiqing don't be sad, what Qing thinks, I know, resignation, of course, is a virtue, but my Datang has long relied on Aiqing's hard work to support, you and Du Qing, just like my left and right hands, now Du Qing is gone, I am like losing my humerus, and then losing you, I am like missing both hands, and I Datang has also lost a virtuous appearance, the world ...... Does Aiqing really want to abandon me? Uncle Li looked at his father and said very heavily.
"Your Majesty......" My father was told by the heartfelt words of the Tang monarch that he was full of tears, choked for a long time, and lay down on the couch, seeing that I felt uncomfortable, and was about to comfort my father, Uncle Li waved his hand to signal me to get out of the way, sat on the edge of the couch, helped my father up with his own hands, and said word by word: "In the world, if you lose your Qing, it is my sin ......."
"Your Majesty, even the ministers can't repay Your Majesty's kindness......"
My father couldn't quit his job, to be honest, I was relieved, at least, the sky above my head, my father was still holding on for his own children.
Leaving Qifeng Pavilion, with the old man and Uncle Li chattering there, I turned around and walked towards the palace with ease, and continued to educate the two little princes.
Art, Music, Chinese, Mathematics, Physics...... In short, what this son can and can teach, he will teach. Homework assignment every morning, and then we go to do our own work, and the next day to check how the homework of these two students is doing, every day, of course, each time will be assigned two to three kinds of homework, if the time is free, they will be taught in person, increase the tacit understanding and run-in between teachers and students, and facilitate the development of teaching activities.
"That Xiaozhi, why are you so sad that you don't bring the drawing board and charcoal." Today's course is the art class, my teaching method is naturally from shallow to deep, the use of realistic techniques, from the foundation to learn, try to respect the reality of the object, as for those like kindergarten children with crayon graffiti abstract art, let's not consider, those ghost things can only coax those Western wild monkeys, if my students dare to draw that kind of thing, well, a meal of flesh and skin is naturally not spared.
Li Zhi frowned, and reluctantly walked closer with the drawing board: "Brother Jun, can you draw something else?" I've been drawing this thing for days, and my eyes itch every day when I stare at it. ”
"What's itchy? Still life sketches, what are you not painting these paintings?! Do you still think that with your two three-legged cat skills, you want to go out and practice sketching? Carrying the porcelain bowl and bottle, I glared at him, put them on the round table, arranged them, and brought two tea cones and placed them on the round table.
"Let's change to something else, teacher, you yourself said that I can already be a teacher with Brother Jiu to draw these things, Shen also heard Yan Langzhong say that the teacher once let him learn still life sketching first, and then start body sketching, and the students still want to ask the teacher, what is body sketching." Li Shen's words made me stunned, I didn't expect this little guy to have a connection with Yan Liben Yan Da Painter, hehehe, human body sketch?
It's a pity that my full-time male model Fang Cheng is still outside the palace, and besides, the two little kids don't understand the impact of body sketching.
"What did Yan Guoshou say to you?" I clapped my hands, sat down next to Li Shen, picked up the charcoal bar in my hand, and compared the size and distance to the still life on the table, which had a good structure.
He said that if you want to paint a portrait, you must first understand the muscle structure of the human body, the distribution of bones, and so on. Li Shen's memory is good, and he can even memorize nouns such as muscle structure.
"You guys really want to sketch the human body?!" I glanced back at the two of them. The answer was a look of certainty. Of course, models can only be men, as for who they are, whether they are voluntary or not, this is not the category of my guidance.
"You! Well, it's you, come here! Li Zhi smiled evilly and recruited a janissary guard who was originally guarding the door.
"I don't know what His Royal Highness King Jin called Weichen?" The janissary thought he had something to do, puffed out his chest muscles, and said loudly and loudly.
"Teacher, how about this person to be a model?" Li Zhi motioned for the janissary guard, who had tightened his robe, to step into the temple gate, and asked me.
---------------------------------------------------------- "Well, yes, there is flesh on the body, it is very developed, the lines are very clear, not bad, not bad......" I touched my chin, and circled around this very inexplicable guard, listening to my words, I was so frightened that this long-standing guard couldn't help but turn green: "My lord, Fang, Lord Fang, what are you doing here?" ”
"What do you think?!" Hey, hey, I laughed a few times at this guy, cracked his mouth and showed his white teeth, and the two little princes also learned from me, three mouths, six rows of white teeth in front of him, so scared that he wanted to turn around and run out, and thought he had met a group of perverts.
In the end, the poor janissary was put in the pose of a thinker, and the two children sketched the body, of course, the clothes could not be taken off, and in the palace compound, not to mention running around bare-chested, it was also very dangerous to run around bare-chested, who knows who would bump into someone, in case you meet Uncle Li's concubine or something, a random charge on your head is enough to cut off your head.
For the hobby and pursuit of fine arts such as art and music, Li Zhi's degree of dedication is much higher than that of Li Shen, and Li Shen's talent and understanding in mathematics and physics are also incomparable to Li Zhi.
"Second son, it seems that something has happened over there, do we want to go over and take a look?!" Fang Cheng suddenly reined in the horse's head and shouted, which woke me up from my teaching insights, raised my head and looked over.
A group of people gathered around the mouth of the alley, not knowing what they were doing, and it seemed to be a very familiar laughter. A demon man? What is he doing here? It's not like you're molesting a good woman again, right?
"Let's go, let me see!" I'm curious, anyway, this product is like the prince's brother, as long as it appears in front of me, there will be no good thing.
Sure enough, after walking a few steps, I heard a woman's voice, fuck, this thing is really bullying a woman from a good family!
"What are you doing here?!" I jumped and dismounted, threw the reins to Fang Cheng, and strode towards that side, shouting loudly.
Suddenly, a sweet and crisp cry of joy suddenly shouted from the crowd: "Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law save me! ”
"What? It's the third sister! I snorted in surprise, it turned out to be the third sister Runniang of the palace maid's sister? Fang Cheng had already tied his horse to the side of the road, strode to my side, puffed out his chest muscles, and stared at the group of Datang social scum who were looking at me with their faces sideways.
"Second brother-in-law, come on! There's a guy who is neither male nor female, bullying me and you...... Yes! The voice of the eldest sister Bi Niang, before she finished speaking, she heard a crisp sound, and it seemed that she had been slapped in the face.
Damn, fuck, it looks like the demon man doesn't want to live anymore, and even Lao Tzu's sister-in-law dares to flirt? !
"Who the fuck would dare to do it!" I shouted angrily, and directly reached out to pick up a person and threw it out hard, sure enough, the eldest sister Bi Niang was protecting the third sister Runniang in her arms, covering her cheek with her right hand, and the blood-red fingerprints could now be seen on her originally flower-like face.
The rage flew straight upwards, and one of the guards screamed at me, and with a single kick, the guard screamed and flew back backwards three points faster than he had come.
"It's you! Fang Jun. As soon as the demon man had just stopped, he saw that I had sent one of his subordinates across the street for free to dance with the wall, and he couldn't help but exclaim, and pointed his finger at me, his eyes of surprise and resentment wandered between me and the two sisters.
sneered and broke away from the guards who blocked my way with two fists, and stepped into the circle: "Big sister and third sister, what's going on?!" ”
"He's rude! teased me with words, and slapped my eldest sister! The third sister Runniang, who was originally so excited that her little face turned white, seemed to have seen a savior, her eyes suddenly turned red, and she struggled to break out the arm of the eldest sister Bi Niang, and pointed at the sturdy demon man who was surrounded by the guards with her shallot-like fingers.
"Humph! Stinky girl, as the prince's close attendant, how can you slander it casually? Chengxin sneered and said, "Lord Fang, don't come to harm?" These two coarse country women are also your relatives, aren't they? ”
Hearing this, the eldest sister Bi Niang and the third sister Runniang couldn't help but be whitened by the words of the demon man.
---------------------------------------------------------- I laughed twice, glanced at Fang Cheng, and clenched my fists: "Lao Tzu is their relative, what's wrong?!" Eldest sister, it was this rabbit who sold his ass that beat you just now, right?! "Fuck, the demon man, you finally hit my hand again, and we haven't avenged the last revenge. There is no prince as your shield now, just your dozen or so guards, in my eyes, are really like a chicken and a dog, although I only have one loyal servant by my side today, and cleaning them up can only be described as easy.
Satisfied with the heart of the mouth won a breath of relief, before he could laugh, he was almost fainted to death by my words, his face was blue, his mouth trembled, his eyes were so resentful that he was like a thousand-year-old banshee saw that her lover was stealing people, she stood in front of me, and jumped straight to her feet with her orchid fingers: "Fang Jun!" Fang Xiaoer, you dare to insult like this, insult ......"
"Insult X! Something that is neither male nor female, but also learn to flirt with women from good families! "Smack! There was a crisp sound, and then there was a scream that was neither male nor female, and the two women who originally wanted to open their mouths to fight back couldn't help but whisper, and the proud face that was originally standing in front of me was now flown up by me and collided with his guard on the side.
It took a long time for him to be helped up by his guards, and a red and purple palm print appeared on his pink cheeks, and the corners of his eyes seemed to be slanted. A demon man's face like a flower and jade is now slapped by me and turned into a sauerkraut face.
Staggered and pursed his lips, spat out a mouthful of blood, and with a white tooth, he raised his eyes, and his voice was as terrible as the screams of a dying fowl, and he struggled among the guards and shouted, "Kill him!" , kill this man! Reward 10,000 dollars, beauty! Six-rank official position!! Don't worry, with the support of His Royal Highness the Prince, no one dares to convict you and others, and they won't kill him?! ”
This group of guards seems to be moved by the encouragement of their own master, and someone touched the handle of the knife on his waist, can you easily cut me?!
After all, this is Chang'an, the heart of the Tang Empire, and the Tang Dynasty is also a [***] society, it is not good to mess around and cut people, besides, the two beautiful girls are on the side, and the scene of broken feet and mutilated limbs will cause great damage to their souls, I decided to maintain a knightly demeanor, played two big fists, and yelled: "Do it!" "Rushed directly into the crowd, Fang Cheng had already touched the back, and I had already fought several times in a group fight, naturally it was very intimate, under the front and back of the two muscular men, the dozen or so subordinates who were satisfied were like a group of sheep to be slaughtered in the hands of the powerful and cracked lion tiger.
Between the punches and kicks, a dozen or so guards fell to the ground directly crying wolf, but the last guard beside Xiangxin had already pulled out his horizontal knife, shouted, and slashed directly at my arm with the knife.
Depend on! I was just rushing forward, and it was too late to stop dodging, and he pulled out a short dagger with a bloody face beside him. In desperation, he gritted his teeth and slammed his ankle hard, and before he could swing the knife and fall, he crashed into his arms, and the strong and hard shoulder slammed into his abdomen.
I felt a cold buttocks, and then I felt like I was getting hot. Fang Cheng exclaimed, followed by an angry shout, followed by a non-human scream from the demon man. I just got up from the ground, and the guard who had just copied the horizontal knife and tried to cut me was now shrinking into shrimp, his mouth was full of foam, his face was almost green to leaves, and he was holding his stomach with both hands and making a sound in his mouth.
"Brother-in-law, how are you!" Runniang's little face turned white, and she exclaimed, covering her hands on her chest, looking very nervous.
"Nothing, brother-in-law, what can I do? One or twenty more than one or two of them like this is not my opponent. "Towards Wu Runniang and the eldest sister who came to me and seemed to have something to say, Bi Niang smiled and boasted, the butt was hot, over there, Fang Cheng seemed to be kicking people out of anger, at this time, the sound of hurried footsteps had already come, and it turned out that Jing Zhaoyin's arrest was about to arrive...... "Who dares to fight in the street, is there no royal law?" Oops, it turned out to be Fang Ergong, why are you there. "When the headcatcher saw me, he was dumbfounded.
I raised my hand, arched my hand very proudly, and pointed to the scum of the Tang Dynasty on the side. "These people dare to flirt with the people's girls in broad daylight, and when the official road is uneven, he naturally pulls out, well, pulls out his hand to help, you can see it."
---------------------------------------------------------- "Brother-in-law, yours, yours is hurt there." The eldest sister Wu Biniang pointed to the position of my butt with a blushing face, but the third sister was more upright: "Ah, brother-in-law, your butt is bleeding." ”
"What?!" Quickly reached out and touched it, damn, sure enough, the blood on one hand is already a little hot on the buttocks.
"Second son, are you okay?!" Fang Cheng finally came over, with a look of nervousness and guilt.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a flesh injury, it's okay to kill in and out of the bloody battlefield in my two armies, not to mention this little injury." It is our subconscious behavior to be a tough guy in front of a beautiful woman, but it is my responsibility as an outstanding young man in Datang to accuse the scum.
He beckoned back to the man who had locked up his men in command. "Look, they still dare to hurt people with weapons in front of the public, No, look at me here." He pointed his finger at his buttocks and complained very sadly.
"Don't worry, Lord Fang must be honest and judgmental, but I hope that Lord Fang can go back to the yamen with the little one, and the two little ladies will go to testify." This catcher patted his chest very hard and admitted.
In less than two pillars of incense, all the people responsible for this street brawl were escorted to Jing Zhaoyin's yamen. As for the half-dead Xiangxin, there were a few more seriously injured guards who were naturally carried by their companions with blue noses and swollen faces, but it was a pity that two guards ran away and they were not all caught, but they still had to be satisfied that the main owner did not escape.
As for this son, well, there is no way, I was sneak attacked by the bastard of the demon man, and a dagger poked my buttocks, and now I can only lie on my stomach, or the eldest sister Bi Niang is clever, so I asked the catchers to tear down a piece of the door panel in the house and carry me to the lobby of Jingzhao Yin Yamen.
In Jing Zhao Yin's yamen, the plaintiff and the defendant are lying on the door panel, this matter is afraid that it is the first case in Chang'an, and the identities of the two sides make Jing Zhao Yin unable to speak, this son is a member of the five grades of the court, as the attached horse of His Majesty's favorite Princess Gaoyang, the teacher of the two royal highnesses King Jin and King Ji, and is a famous writer in the dynasty, and a new generation of hot celebrity seed players, a series of intimidating titles and halos make Jing Zhao Yin Da feel that he must be making a mistake. Because I saw sweat dripping from the corners of his forehead. Look at that expression, it looks like someone has fried him in a pan of oil.
(To be continued)