Chapter 356: Uncle Li Kills the Demon Man
As for the heart, he is still in the state of shrimp, but he is the prince's close attendant, one by one, in short, he is always reminding Lord Jing Zhaoyin that he is the prince's most beloved close attendant, well, that is, the most favored male concubine, vomit first...... It is necessary to let Jing Zhao Yin deal with it impartially.
"Two adults, this case is really a magistrate, you two little women, but you are instigated?!" Lord Jing Zhaoyin, who had a headache, searched for a long time, and finally found a self-righteous breakthrough, wrinkled his brows, and spoke in an official tone.
I couldn't help but wrinkle my brows: "Ahem, I said my lord, these two girls are not instigated by others, because they are both relatives of the official, do you still think that the official is full and has nothing to do, and let his relatives provoke right and wrong for no reason?" ”
"This, Lord Fang don't have to think about it, the lower official is just a routine question, there is absolutely no meaning to do so, and I hope that Lord Fang will see it." When Jing Zhaoyin heard me say this, he could only squeeze out a smile that was not much better than crying and apologized.
"Hmph, Fang Jun, you are so bold, dare to bully this adult, if these two women are your relatives, why are they surnamed Wu, and they don't live in your house, besides, your wife is the daughter of His Majesty, and the daughter of Cheng Guogong, isn't it that you raised a wild woman outside?!" If you are satisfied, the angry Wu sisters' faces turned a little green.
"Put your mother's bullshit, this son is sitting up straight, how can you be like you, the whole ass seller, looks like a rabbit master, and dares to flirt with a woman from a good family in broad daylight......" I pointed to the face that was almost out of human form.
"Hugh has to slander, and ask the adults to be the masters of the heart, and the justice of the young one is that he deliberately," before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the big voice of his son: "What is the insult?" Do you want to say that you insulted the slave family?! If you are a sissy like you, you can swing a knife earlier. "It's appropriate to occupy the hand, and the mouth can still turn over ten satisfactions, the angry demon man is dead and alive, the two Wu sisters over there saw the embarrassment of the heart, and the mood has also recovered, and now the heart is secretly screaming happily, but the evil words of this son can hear the eldest sister Bi Niang's face is red, and she has to listen to it, you can't cover your ears here shyly, Runniang doesn't understand some Chengren words, and she is very curious to ask her own eldest sister, and this kind of word is not easy to explain, The eldest sister Bi Niang glared at me. It seems to blame me for teaching bad children or something.
Noisy, noisy, although there are only two of us here, but the problem is that the quarrel is not based on the number of people, but to be able to grasp the right to speak is like a meeting, the microphone will generally be placed in front of the leader, and his words on behalf of him are the guidelines, just like me now. Although we don't have Uncle Cheng's cheekiness to play any tongue battles, but the tongue battles are ugly, which is more than enough.
Hearing this, his expression was shocked, his eyes were a little scattered, and his nose was soaked with white sweat, they must not have thought that the second man of the house, who was a model of famous people in the Tang Dynasty, was deeply favored by the emperor, and his ability to scold and spill was more than a few chips higher than that of the aunt who sold vegetables on the street.
Jing Zhaoyin can be said to be so anxious that he was sweating all over, persuading this side and persuading that side, both sides are plaintiffs and defendants, and they are not ordinary people, and even the official position of this son is one and a half levels higher than that of Jing Zhaoyin.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has arrived!" After a somewhat hurried shout, accompanied by the sound of hurried and neat steps, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince with a gloomy face led a murderous East Palace guard into the hall of Jing Zhaoyin.
---------------------------------------------------------- "Satisfied, satisfied, why are you hurt like this?!" Who was so bold that he hurt the lonely Aiqing! Brother Crown Prince even ignored Jing Zhaoyin, the chief official of the yamen, and rushed straight to the satisfactory person, half-hearted, and asked with pity.
At this time, I clearly saw Jing Zhao Yin Lianshi's eyes, and someone quietly touched out of the lobby, like a rabbit rushing out of the yamen, and the speed of the 100-meter run was extremely amazing.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, you are finally here, if you come later, I'm afraid that I will never see His Royal Highness again, it is this Fang Jun, he hurts people for no reason, you look here, he beat ......" looked at His Royal Highness the Crown Prince with tears in his eyes, and made Xizi hold his face, he didn't make the people in the hall collectively disgusted to death, at least I still Fang Cheng, and there are two officials in Jingzhao Yin, whose faces are green, and quickly twist their faces, it's terrible, a man whose face has been smoked into sauerkraut is pretending to be feminine, and anyone feels disgusted.
The prince finally took his attention off the body of Satisfaction, fixed his eyes on my face, and smiled angrily: "Okay, good sister-in-law, I didn't look for you, you got into trouble by yourself?!" ”
"His Royal Highness the Prince, what are you talking about, although Weichen hurt your subordinates, but it was your subordinates who did evil first, Chang'an City is the Tang Yanjing, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, no one is allowed to bully others, Weichen, as an official of the court, how can he not know the law, for the sake of his own personal grudges, offend the prince at will?" Since I turned my face in public, I turned it over, anyway, this girl has already looked at me unpleasantly, and she has shaded my son a lot in the open, "Okay, you Fang Jun, what a sharp mouth, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, good, well said, the Lone King will let you know today, what is the foot of the Son of Heaven, come here, drag Fang Jun out, fight fifty!" With the prince's shout, the guards of the East Palace agreed in unison and walked towards me.
"Who dares to touch this official?!" Being stabbed on the buttocks doesn't mean that I can't move, Teng jumped up on the door panel, puffed out his chest muscles, glared viciously at the few guards of the East Palace who were moving towards this side, and said proudly. With a slight side of his face, he glanced at Fang Cheng, who wanted to come to me, and Fang Cheng angrily protected the Bi Niang sisters and retreated back.
The guards of the East Palace were also forced to stop on the spot by my cheers and fierce gaze, and looked back at the prince brother who was embracing the demon man in his arms and comforting him.
The prince's face stiffened, hehe sneered a few times, gently patted Xiangxin's back, threw Xiangxin a look that I can do things you can rest assured, put his hands behind his back, and put on a high face: "Bold Fang Jun!" Do you think that you can't move if you are alone? ”
"At every turn, there is its own law of the Tang Dynasty, if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince punishes innocent courtiers for a male attendant, I am afraid that it will be a small minister......" I cracked my mouth, revealing a mouthful of snow-colored white teeth, and smiled very fiercely at His Royal Highness the Prince.
Don't say that you are just a prince, even if you are Uncle Li and want to find Lao Tzu, you have to give a reason first.
"Fang Jun, aren't you afraid of treating you alone for the crime of disrespecting the prince and despising the royal family?" The prince's brother, Li Chengqian, paced up to me and gritted his teeth and said hatefully.
Is it? I laughed, smiled very sincerely, what are you afraid of? As the saying goes, the poor are not afraid to wear shoes. The Buddha said: No matter how high the martial arts are, they are afraid of kitchen knives, and the poor will be hung again, and a brick will be thrown down. What's wrong with you being the crown prince, I don't believe that with a slap in the face, you can immediately cultivate the golden bell jar to the thirteenth layer.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, is this threatening Weichen?" I asked happily, very strange, I didn't feel the slightest bit afraid, but I had a feeling of fighting with the sky, and the joy was endless.
"You! Ok, good, good! Okay, you Fang Jun, do you dare to turn the sky upside down? Let's take a look today, do you Fang Jun dare to rebel? ! Come on, take him down, if you dare to resist the lonely life, the lonely king will let you not survive today! The prince's brother Li Chengqian had a hideous face, sneered a few times, and popped out of between his teeth.
"The prince is really so majestic, so evil, Weichen admires it tightly, I didn't expect His Royal Highness the prince to be willing to ignore the laws of the Tang Dynasty for a close servant who has no king's law and disturbs the people." I smiled coldly, just like Yang Zirong who had entered a mountain carving lair, standing proudly on the spot, watching the guards of the East Palace stride towards this side without fear, and my hand slowly fell on the handle of the treasure knife at my waist.
Seeing my posture, the guards of the East Palace couldn't help but slow down, and slowly moved towards me with full vigilance. Even the guards of the East Palace, who were standing beside the prince, were afraid that I, a new celebrity of the Tang Dynasty who was famous in Chang'an City, would storm and hurt people, so they all came out of the sheath and blocked in front of the prince, and Wu Biniang and Wu Runniang, who were protected by Fang Cheng in the corner, had already raised their hearts to their throats.
Fang Cheng's eyes began to turn red, panting like a cow, and his big hand was also on the handle of the horizontal knife, and I was very moved by the performance of the loyal servant, but he must not be allowed to get involved in this matter, and I forced him back with my gaze.
Overturn these guards, I don't believe that you, a lame man, still have the ability to take me, and I don't believe that Uncle Li can still use this son to ask me for my guilt because I beat the guards of the immoral prince.
---------------------------------------------------------- I let go of the handle of the knife, my steps were not eight, my left hand lifted the placket, and my right hand held the chest horizontally, which was very similar to Huang Feihong's posture of kicking the gym. As soon as the pose was finished, before I had time to start fighting, I listened to it! Zheng Zheng Zheng! There was a sound of Ye Jia colliding, and a group of golden armor forbidden troops who were so brightly dressed that they dazzled people rushed in under the leadership of one of Yu Chi's twins, and he couldn't tell whether it was the eldest or the second brother Yu Chi with a charcoal face, no one looked at it, raised his head and roared: "Where is Jing Zhaoyin?!" ”
Jing Zhao Yin Da, who was swaying helplessly on the side like dead grass in the wind just now, breathed a sigh of relief, raised his eyebrows with joy, and hurriedly stepped forward: "The lower official is here, I have seen the general." ”
Wei Chi squeezed his eyes at me, well, the two brothers have different habits, the direction of squeezing eyes is opposite, one likes to squeeze the left eye, the other likes to squeeze the right eye, this is Yu Chi Baoqing is undoubtedly. I saw that Wei Chi Baoqing continued to say with no one in his eyes: "You and lead the officials of the yamen to retreat." ”
"Yes, the subordinate obeys the order!" Jing Zhaoyin asked Wen Daxi, he was finally able to get out of the sea of suffering. The prince stood there and waited for a long time, his angry nose was crooked, why, just because Yu Chi Baoqing had come in for a while, he didn't even look at him as a prince.
"Bold Captain ......!" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was angry, and it seemed that he couldn't recognize whether the one in front of him was the eldest or the second of the twins, so he had to sigh vaguely and continued: "Do you still have a royal law in your eyes, and you dare to ignore it when you see the lonely king?" What a crime! ”
"It's worthy of being my child, so majestic, so evil" A majestic cold snort came in from outside the hall.
"What is the crime?! I really want to take a look...... "It took a long time for Uncle Li to walk in slowly, and at this moment, none of the people who were originally standing were standing in the hall, only Wei Chi Baoqing retreated behind Uncle Li as a loyal guard.
"Sons, ministers, and women...... I've seen Your Majesty! The jumbled salutations shouted in unison.
"It's all respectful, what's going on here?! The small dispute even shocked my crown prince. Uncle Li smiled gloomily, squinted his eyes around, snorted coldly, and sat down on the front seat of the lobby.
"Son-in-law plays Father," Brother Crown Prince was about to speak, but Uncle Li raised his hand and stopped His Royal Highness the Prince. The eagle's eyes swept away, and his face was surprised. "Hey, there are two little women here, who are you and what does it have to do with this?"
Eyes moved to Wu Biniang sisters, the sisters bowed to each other, the third sister Runniang may be young and bold, her thinking is very smart, she grabbed up to answer Uncle Li's question, and quickly said the reason, in short, I, the second man of the Fang Mansion is the representative of justice, and the demon man who is kneeling on the ground and his guards are a bunch of scum of mankind and the scum of society.
"Oh?! Okay, little girl, you and your sister step down, Fang Jun, you can talk about it. "Uncle Li seems to want to be a judge today.
I had something to say, and I told it as it was, cleared my throat, and then said it from beginning to end with great respect for the facts. Then he deliberately twisted his buttocks, let the bloody pants be seen by Uncle Li, and said very aggrievedly: "Father-in-law, you see that the little nephew has been stabbed in the buttocks." "I believe the bloody facts must be telling.
As soon as I heard this, the porphyry in the hall was endless, angry, laughing, isn't it considered an injury if the buttocks are stabbed? Glaring at the tiger's eyes, he looked viciously at the ticket catcher and the guard, Yu Chi Baoqing also showed his front teeth at me, and I secretly gestured a middle finger angrily, Uncle Li rolled his eyes for a long time before he came back to his senses, smashed his mouth and snorted: "It's really nonsense." Fang Jun, stand aside for me! ”
"Oh!" Reluctantly stepped aside, of course, with a staggering pace and a haggard look.
"You're my son's squire? Hehe, your name, I have also heard of it, and now it is really a coincidence, you raise your head, I want to see, let my prince leave government affairs behind, and take the time to detain the court officials in Jing Zhaoyin, what kind of person is the bottom line?! Uncle Li sneered a few times, stood up, and moved to the satisfaction of the heart, who was played as a sauerkraut, and raised his head tremblingly.
The frightened Chengxin raised his head, frightened by Uncle Li's hideous appearance, and moved his eyes to the prince for help. Well, the two of them really seemed to have a good spirit, and the prince seemed to kneel down with a sigh of understanding. "Father, listen to your son." Brother Prince was already sweating on his forehead, and said with a worried face.
---------------------------------------------------------- "Shut up!" You still have the face to be called my father?! You've disappointed me! The corners of Uncle Li's eyes twitched, and there was a crisp sound, and the crown of the crown prince who was originally kneeling in place was crooked, and the corners of his mouth were bloodshot.
Uncle Li gritted his teeth, panting, his eyes were so wide that I forgot the pain of the buttocks wound, and hurriedly saluted in front of Uncle Li, "Father-in-law!" I hope that my subordinates will be merciful, this is Jingzhao Yin Yamen, if anything comes out, you will ...... to your father-in-law."
Uncle Li raised his eyebrows, his expression turned and calmed down, but his eyes were still cold and frightening, he just nodded at me slightly, put up his hands, and said in a calm and strange tone: "All irrelevant people, etc., all give me a retreat!" Virtuous son-in-law, you should also go back, I will give you justice! Uncle Li smiled lightly, and I clearly saw a trace of murderous intent at the corner of Uncle Li's mouth.
The two girls were still stunned and at a loss, so they hurriedly responded respectfully, walked up to them, pushed with their hands, led the two women, did not forget to let Fang Cheng carry the door panel, and hurriedly walked out of Jing Zhaoyin's lobby, and the group of Qianniuwei who had stayed in the hall also came out partially, waiting outside, and surrounded the entire hall Before we reached the yamen, we heard Uncle Li's shouting: "Give me this group of fanatics who dare to deceive the prince and secretly do those perverted things...... and then Wei Chi Baoqing Qianniuwei's promise in unison! I could hear countless slapping voices, as well as hoarse screams, so scared that I forgot the wound on my buttocks, and quickly dragged the two girls who were so frightened that they didn't know what to do, and rushed out of Jing Zhaoyin's yamen under their feet. This kind of bloody, violent, and cruel scene is not suitable for the physical and mental health of a girl who is in the development period.
"You hurt me, brother-in-law......" I don't know how far I ran out, and I was awakened by the pain of the third sister Runniang.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my brother-in-law was a little anxious just now, and I offended the third sister." Quickly let go of his left hand and smiled at the little girl.
At this time, I felt that my palm seemed to be scratched lightly, and I twisted my face, facing Wu Biniang's pretty face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and my eyes moved downward, only to wake up and still hold the warm soft hand of the eldest sister here, and quickly let go, he.
"Laughing at what? Let's go quickly. "The eldest sister Bi Niang's watery eyes with a playful smile, glanced at me, took Wu Runniang's hand, and moved forward, a little embarrassed, we didn't mean to eat the tofu of the two sisters, but this kind of thing, the victim didn't pursue it, we can't run up and say that we don't actually think like that, right? Wouldn't that be three hundred taels of silver in this place? A little weak-hearted, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in the wound of the buttocks, and the painful Ben Gongzi screamed miserably, and twisted his head viciously, it turned out that Fang Cheng was walking with his head buried in the door panel, and he didn't want me to stop suddenly, and he couldn't stop his steps, and hit my butt with one knee, damn!
For Fang Cheng's sake, he didn't bother with him, and continued to escort the two sisters in the direction of home. On the road, Runniang was quiet for a moment, praising me for beating people well, and waving small fists at me, a very cute and innocent girl. Fortunately, the clothes I wore in winter were thick, and my son's skills were very quick, so the knife marks on my buttocks were not deep, but my silk robe and pants were cut with big holes. But after putting on a coat, I finally didn't see anything unusual.
Outside the small courtyard gate of the martial family, "Second brother-in-law, come too, and the little sister will apply medicine for you." "Runniang is kind-hearted and authentic, with a very serious expression and reverent eyes, but the problem is that my injury is my buttocks, and it is really unreasonable to let a little girl who has not come out of the cabinet to apply medicine for one of our big guys.
"No need, don't worry, the second brother-in-law is very strong, what's the slightest injury, your brother-in-law and I were stabbed more than a dozen times on the battlefield a month ago, and I didn't frown, it's not the same now, it's okay?" Endure the hot feeling on the buttocks, slap the swollen skin and become fat, no matter what, you can't drop the price in front of the beautiful girl, this is our guideline.
"But just now, brother-in-law, did you keep baring your teeth when you walked?" Runniang tilted her little head in a bun, very curious.
"This," I stammered, my face was a little burning, just now I was accidentally bumped into my ass by Fang Cheng behind me, and called twice, and I was looked at by this little girl, really, very embarrassed and angry.
---------------------------------------------------------- fortunately, Wu Biniang, who was standing on the steps, relieved me: "Okay, third sister, your second brother-in-law should go home, if your brother-in-law comes, you can cook some food for him, and it can be regarded as returning the love of your brother-in-law, yes and no, second brother-in-law." ”
"Yes, that's it, hehehe, okay, let's go first, if they dare to entangle again, let people come to the house to call and say goodbye first."
Head high, chest up, feet walking, so that the clothes are not easy to rub against the wound, finally went back to my small courtyard, went directly into the house and fell on the couch, causing a few beauties to panic, Fang Cheng stumbled to explain the reason for my injury from beginning to end before being let out of the door, a few beautiful girls took medicine and water to tear the cloth belt, and the room suddenly became a mess.
(To be continued)