"Yes!" I stand tall and proud, dare to do it, I dare to do it, Lao Tzu is still afraid that others will not be crooked, besides, what are we bringing wine for? The ministers above the court don't understand, but it doesn't mean that the hundreds of soldiers who were pulled back from the death line don't understand.

Uncle Li listened to my answer, his eyes froze, and he was about to speak. "If you have something important, how can you play Your Majesty!" Uncle Li Ji left the couch with gloomy cheeks, walked to the hall and said loudly. Anyone could hear the dissatisfaction in Uncle Li Ji's tone.

Uncle Li sat on the dragon chair, and his fingers tapped lightly on the desk in front of him: "Aiqing said." ”

"The minister wants to play Fang Jun's skill of bringing wine!" Uncle Li Ji's voice made the buzz in the court more than double.

"Huh?!" Uncle Li opened his mouth half-open, and seemed to be taken aback by Uncle Li Ji's words: "Li Aiqing, I heard you right, do you mean that Fang Jun violated the military order and privately carried wine into the army?" ”

Not to mention Uncle Li, even the friends of Uncle Li Ji were dumbfounded, and Uncle Cheng exaggeratedly touched his head and rolled his eyes: "Old Cheng, I heard you right, right?" ”

Yes, who is Uncle Li Ji? Famous generals, for thousands of years, can be regarded as a number of famous generals, and the romance is even more powerful, but inside and outside the court, the whole army, everyone knows that Uncle Li Ji's rigor in governing the army is no less than Duan Zhixuan, the Tang Dynasty Zhou Yafu.

But Bisheng jumped out of his mouth with such a sentence, how could he not make everyone present stunned, even the imperial history who impeached me just now was dumbfounded, staring at Uncle Li Ji in a daze, and couldn't say a fart for a long time.

"Exactly!" Uncle Li Ji nodded affirmatively, and then spread out the fact that I was carrying the liquor not for drinking, but for the treatment of wounded soldiers.

"If Your Majesty doesn't believe it, you can ask the hundreds of students who are being treated at the Military Academy." Uncle Li Ji's voice suddenly rose a knot.

"Your Majesty, there is also a military medical officer to testify!" I said loudly, Uncle Li Ji's words really reminded me.

Uncle Li nodded slightly with a puzzled face, turned his face, and said to Zhao Kun, the head of the guard standing under the jade steps: "Aiqing, you immediately take someone to the Military Academy to inquire about this matter, and after finding out, immediately report it, and by the way, send those medical officers together, I want to ask in person." ”

"Obey orders!" Zhao Kun hugged his fists as a salute, accepted the task, and soon led a group of guards out of the Hanyuan Hall and went straight to the military academy ten miles outside the city.

"I've really seen something new today, hehehe...... However, Li Aiqing has ever had a collegial disagreement in front of the army? ”

Uncle Li Ji sneered: "Ridiculous! ”

With this sentence, the angry Lord Yushi jumped up: "You! ”

---------------------------------------------------------- Uncle Li waved his hand to signal the imperial historian not to speak for the time being, raised his head, and said to me: "Virtuous son-in-law, you say that you are right, but I want to listen carefully, what is the reason for it." ”

"Yes! When he said, Weichen received the order of Lord Li's general...... "I told the matter from beginning to end, and then, I turned my head to look at the Lord Yushi, took a step forward, twitched the corners of my mouth, twisted my brows and said hatefully: "If this action is guilty, then Fang Mou dares to ask Lord Yushi, should Fang Mou not fulfill the responsibility of guarding and let the Tiele people humiliate my Tang Dynasty body?!" ”

"You! You're quibbling! "This popular imperial historian has a red face and a thick neck, and he pointed his finger at me for a long time without words to fight back.

I also understand that this imperial historian clearly wants to use private wine to march into the army as the main attack, and then the two armies collegially lose their honor as the second, but he didn't expect that Uncle Li Ji suddenly jumped out, and the main attack was slapped to the ground by Uncle Li Ji.

The eldest grandson Yinren showed a slight look of disappointment, he must be regretting, why can't he win our little young man, hehe, pull you an ancestor board, and proudly gestured a middle finger towards this goods in his heart.

The matter came to an end first, and the ministers above the court started to do other things first, waiting for the fast horse sent by Uncle Li to come back to report the news, more than an hour later, close to noon, Zhao Kun finally brought back the news, and he came with a few words of the medical officer who learned the disinfection and bandaging method with me.

"Your Majesty, the minister has ascertained that the trainees have been determined, more than 800 people have been damaged, 523 people have been injured, except for 18 people who have been seriously injured and died, the remaining 505 people have now recovered, this is the list of students who have been treated." Zhao Kun's words stunned everyone in the court.

This is a complete miracle, yes, even I didn't believe it at the time, but then I understood one thing, first, because of the lack of iron and salt, the Tiele people naturally did a very good job in weapon maintenance, every time before the battle, they will clean up their weapons and equipment, and use butter to prevent rust, so that, at least, the danger of tetanus infection through rust is reduced to a very low probability, and the other factor is related to the weather, generally speaking, after being injured, the most worrying thing is infection, However, because of the cold weather, most of the bacteria were inactive, which also reduced the chance of suppuration of the soldiers' wounds, and in addition to the disinfection of spirits, the strips of cloth used to be included this time, that is, bandages, were first sterilized at high temperatures according to my instructions before bandaging the wounded.

"Can you find out?!" Uncle Li flipped through the roster, as if he couldn't believe his eyes, rubbed it again, and looked at it again: "There are five hundred and twenty-three injured people, and five hundred and five people have recovered, this is simply ......" Uncle Li's eyes were round, his mouth was trembling, and his hand holding the roster was also trembling.

The medical officers also testified, and several other veteran ruffians who accompanied the army to the north also stood up to testify. This time, no one dares to doubt the truth of this matter.

You know, in ancient wars, the reason why the injuries were so good was that the people who died on the spot were only two or three out of ten, and the rest of the people were all wounded and would die after the wound infection, and after this war, the injured people except for those who were too seriously injured to die, no one died of injuries, which is even more impossible to believe, but he is a fact.

Uncle Li finally moved his gaze from the roster and fell on me, his expression unusually solemn: "Virtuous son-in-law, how can spirits have such an effect?!" ”

"Your Majesty, spirits do have the effect of disinfecting, but not all, and other methods are needed to prevent the injured soldiers from dying of infection." I explained in detail how to make a simple disinfection and how to prevent infection.

"Then why didn't you make it clear to Li Aiqing in advance?" Uncle Li's tone softened a lot, but there was still anger.

I said helplessly, "No one will believe it?" Don't talk about others, it's me ......" glanced at the old man with his eyes, and the old man, who had always been as steady as Mount Tai, stood up with a shameful face, walked to the hall and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, this son of a son did mention this matter to Weichen at home, but the old man thought that this son of a son was making up nonsense, and he was scolded by the old man." ”

---------------------------------------------------------- heard the old man's words, Uncle Li couldn't help laughing, shook his head and stood up, seeing my aggrieved expression, the smile on Uncle Li's face became more and more: "This kid, cough cough, that's the case, although the virtuous son-in-law has made great contributions, but the crime of entering the military camp for illicit alcohol is not avoidable, so let's do it, Fang Jun listened, and brought a private person into the army." , what was violated was military law, Li Aiqing, what do you say should be done? ”

"But Your Majesty......" I quickly opened my mouth to argue, but I saw the old man step forward and glared at me viciously: "Evil animal, stay honest with the old man." ”

Gotcha, continue to pretend to be pitiful in the same place. Who is it, we are your son, don't help me forget it, and don't let me speak.

"According to military law, fifty military sticks." Uncle Li Ji replied very seriously.

"Huh?!" The Buddha who sells cakes, my ass has just grown new meat, and here it is again?! Fifty military sticks went down, and the buttocks became eight-petal flowers.

"However, the minister thinks that Lord Fang is also for official business, and he has to drink privately in the army, so the minister asks His Majesty to reprimand him slightly. After all, it is the common law to offset small merits with great merit. "Uncle Li Ji, this villain, is embarrassed to squeeze his eyes at me obscenely, so scared that my heart is about to jump out of my chest, but now there is no way, we can only accept the kindness of Uncle Li Ji, a sinister guy, and he smiled dryly and bowed to this famous Tang general who played with yin people all day long.

"Hmmm! "Uncle Li laughed a few times and nodded in agreement.

Then, the reward began, but Uncle Li didn't open his mouth, and someone came out again, this time, it was a Hanlin bachelor.

"Your Majesty, Weichen thinks that Master Fang is young and promising, and it is not surprising that he is young enough to be able to make such a miraculous feat, and His Majesty's favor for Lord Fang is also unmatched, but the minister has read the classics of the Qin and Han dynasties......" The bachelor didn't know where to quote a vote of classical Chinese, and finally said: "Talented and capable, whatever you want, you will be punished with a position." This person's art is also, in addition to the position of the head of the Tang Military Academy, the current Lord Fang also wears several positions, all of which are the key departments of my Tang Dynasty, if you leave the room, I am afraid that it will be unbearable, so Er Weichen thinks that the Lord Fang has merit, and it is appropriate to add the relocation of the official, or give the title of the fifth-class knight, such as the system of the Qin and Han Dynasty marquis, it is not appropriate to re-appoint to the position. ”

The eldest grandson Yinren also stood up and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, the minister seconded the proposal!" ”

Uncle Li frowned, and before he could speak, the old man of my family hurriedly saluted and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen also seconded the proposal." ”

Uncle Li Ji was slightly stunned, then smiled with relief and said aloud: "The minister thinks that the position of the Datang Military Academy is very important, and it can be replaced by a very person, so Erchen also seconded it." ”

In this way, the big guys agreed, and Uncle Li couldn't refute the face of the courtiers, thinking about it, the two positions of the Academy and the Military Academy were handed over to others, and Uncle Li was not at ease, Uncle Li bowed slightly: "Zhun Qing and others played." ”

Then began to discuss, and in the end, the general was promoted again, and became a loyal general on the fourth grade, and was awarded the son of Huayin County, the fourth class in the fifth-class title, and the food was a hundred households, originally Uncle Li also wanted to give me a mansion, but the imperial historians rejected Uncle Li's proposal on the grounds that the grade was not enough.

Also, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, except for the highest two lords who can give the mansion, the rest are not without some examples, Uncle Li is also very respectful and law-abiding, recognized his mistakes, and took back the last reward, but I am already very satisfied.

Cheng Luanluan, as my wife, was named the countryman, and as for my wife Li Shu, as a princess, she was already a first-class honor, and she couldn't be sealed, but she was given gold and silver to show Uncle Li's favor.

----------------------------------------------------------Uncle Li is really not joking, the food is sealed, that is to say, we really have a population of 100 households under our hands, but it is a little far away, in Huayin, I have heard of this place name, and I have no specific impression, well, let's take a look if we have time."

Baron, this son has also become a lord, hahaha, lord. Although it is only the lowest of the five orders now, but the princess Bo Zinan, we will one day step on the chic eight-figure step, climb to the position of the national prince, when the time comes, the Fang family has one door and two princes, hehehe, I am afraid that everyone in the world will raise their thumbs and boast, which will definitely make those historians of later generations marvel, the world has changed, the original Fang Fu Ernan, who only has muscles and no IQ, has become the greatest scientist in history, well, I feel that it is magical, and history has been fooled by our little butterfly, The thought really made me happy, and Shane's voice was so loud that it almost went out of tune.

Fang Cheng was sent by me to report the good news, and I happily rushed to the house with the old man. "Oh, the new lord is back home!" Uncle Shen, who was waiting at the gate of the house, saw me appear at the corner of the street, and had already shouted to the house, well, happy, sir, we are also the lord, reward, all the money on the body is rewarded, and the old man is also very happy: "Family banquet, today it is said that Fang Shen will add more wine and food, so that the people of the whole house will be lively and lively together." ”

Li Shu, our lamb beauty also led a dry wife and concubine to congratulate me, a group of beautiful girls are all smiling like flowers, one by one the lord called, listening to this son's heart is happy, almost want to pull up a few beauties to dance the veneer dance, fortunately, the integrity of the righteous gentleman tells me that now is not the time. The eldest brother and sister-in-law also came to congratulate me, we are also lords, and the eldest brother will continue his father's title in the future.

My mother also happily held my hand, and she couldn't get enough of her beloved son. "Master, look at our Jun'er, we all have titles, Huayin County, or a hundred households, to say that the mother is still here to worry, the ancestors bless, the ancestors have appeared, Fang Shen, hurry up, clean the ancestral hall, the old body wants to thank the ancestors and tell them the good news."

The family followed his father into the ancestral hall, met the ancestors, and conveyed this beautiful news to the ancestors who bragged and farted in another plane, at least today I see that the ancestral tablet is very pleasing to the eye, too pleasing to the eye, and I can't wait to take the horn and shout to the sky: Lord Fang is here, wahahaha...... Well, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, those who have one product will have ten people, and they will be subject to six products; The second grade, the eight people, the seven grades; Guogong and the three grades, six people, depending on the seven grades, well, my father is an exception, although my father is the first assistant of the dynasty, the official residence is a product, but except for my mother, there is no wife and concubine, let alone a woman. There's no way, the main thing is that my mother is really fierce, even the law of the Tang Dynasty dares to disobey, Uncle Li can't afford to provoke it, the so-called rather die than yield, Sister Jiang's character, the representative of the, is very admirable, but for me, who is used to the life of Datang [***], it is my happiness to have such a mother-in-law, but if there is such a mother-in-law, well, this...... It's my father's happiness.

Then there are the four grades, the four people, and the eight grades; Five products, three people, and eight products. Whoever dismisses a concubine must first report to the court, and then make up for the body of the decree and officially become a concubine, otherwise it will not be counted. And if the official is more than three grades, Fang will be placed in the wife.

Although the rank of this son's loose officials cannot reach the third grade, because the position of this son's Datang Military Academy is from the fourth rank and belongs to the fourth grade industry, four people can be placed. Wife? Naturally, we have to put it, our palace maid sister who is a last resort, and the cute and caring green butterfly, put these two first.

This series of procedures is not complicated, mainly because our identity is here, not to mention marrying the princess, but also deceiving Uncle Cheng, the beloved daughter of the first ruffian bully in the Tang Dynasty, into the house, with a good reputation, no one dares to mess with it, all the way is smooth as flowing water, three or five days of hard work, certificate? Well, in short, it's almost, the official government recognized the identity of the palace maid sister and the green butterfly in front of me, and the two of them officially became the second only to the third wife, with this identity, at least it is no longer equivalent to the big livestock such as cattle and horses in the Tang Law, and my heart is finally balanced, at least a little less guilty.

A few days later, under the leadership of Uncle Li, the head of the Tang Empire, and accompanied by military heavyweights, the urns and military badges of all the heroes who died in the battle were placed in the Heroic Soul Temple located in the Tang Military Academy.

The person who presided over the ceremony was naturally the first person in the Tang Dynasty Taoism: Yuan Tiangang Yuan Dashen Stick Yes, this is my suggestion, which was immediately strongly supported by Uncle Li, and Yuan Tiangang was very overjoyed, and strongly asked to do all this for free, and made a request to Uncle Li, and simply handed over the Loyal Soul Temple to their Taoist people to take care of it, first, it can be regarded as making due contributions to the country and the people, and second, to make the Taoist people closer to the court.

---------------------------------------------------------- Uncle Li very generously agreed to Yuan Tiangang's request and made a promise, so today, in addition to the heavy metal Taoist of Qingyangguan, even his twin apprentices were also pulled over, Li Chunfeng was naturally unwilling to be left behind, and also brought a vote of Taoist friends to support the scene, contributing money and efforts, the scene was very grand, Not only did Uncle Li and a cadre of civil and military affairs satisfy, but also made the Tang soldiers feel the warmth from their own cultural and religious system.

Uncle Li bowed three times to the altar, such a big salute, but also made those military escorts standing aside tears, Uncle Li visited the stele forest in the Loyal Soul Temple, on which there are Tang Dynasty generals and colonels at all levels for the establishment of the Loyal Soul Temple expressed their gratitude, all kinds of inspiring words abound on the stone tablet. Among them, it is one of the most classic: they used their lives and blood to cast the backbone of the people of the Tang Dynasty who were unwilling to submit to foreigners!

Well, I wrote, Uncle Li applauded, I was very happy to hear it, I was praised by these veteran ruffians for a while, it is easy to make people feel that warm sense of intimacy and numbness, no way, under the guidance of Uncle Cheng, I, the overseer and proposer of the Loyal Soul Temple, were almost dislocated from their shoulders by an old guy.

After the test of war, in the first battle of Dingxiang, the short-handled double-edged axes and short-handled throwing spears that can inflict powerful damage on the enemy at short and medium distances have been personally ordered by Uncle Li to be set as standard weapons for infantry and cavalry.

The iron pineapple, that is, the original form of the grenade, has been recognized by Uncle Li, and after many tests, the military personnel believe that although this thing is still defective and addictive, its lethality and deterrence are still obvious to all, if it is used to defend the city, as long as the supply is sufficient, it can definitely cause great damage to the enemy, of course, Uncle Li is not satisfied, under Uncle Li's strong request, it also needs to be improved, and the need for the Martial Arts Research Institute to use this as a blueprint to design a firearm that can be used in siege warfare.

That is to say, the iron pineapple is very likely to be upgraded to a cannonball, unfortunately, we are not graduates of the military academy in later generations, let alone academicians of the engineering academy, and we don't know anything about making artillery, but we can draw the pattern, and after the painting is finished, we will throw it to Zhong Hua and other cadres of the martial arts research institute to study the main force, and explain the principle of launching, anyway, there is more time, some are talents, there is no shortage of us, this adult's business is still busy, and he has spare time to spend a decade or two to build this ghost thing, of course, if they can really make it, well, We have a lot of meanings for improvement, such as what breech-loading shells, flowering shells, anyway, when the time comes.

(To be continued)