There was another chaos in the house, those who took medicine took medicine, took hot water from the basin, and went to fetch spirits to disinfect, Li Shu squeezed me into the couch in distress, took off my pants for me, and said that he wanted to check my wound in person. It seems that the dry wound and the fabric of the pants are stuck together, and Li Shu, who usually does things roughly, suddenly took it, and at this moment, it was like a knife stirring around my buttocks. "Ahh ...... hurt so much that my eyes turned green, and I screamed, and the little tongue in my throat was swinging wildly.

Frightened, Li Shu hurriedly lifted my pants up to me again: "Junlang, what's wrong, why does it hurt like this?" ”

"Ass! My aunt, lightly, what are you doing here, don't you want me to die? "Angry and anxious.

Li Shu finally stopped being as panicked as he was just now, and gently took off his pants for me, and the wound that was originally a little flail now flowed blood.

was so frightened that Li Shu screamed. "Sister, it's okay, this knife wound is not deep, it just scratches some flesh." Cheng Luanluan, who was born in a military family, handled the sword wound more quickly than anyone present, and this heavy responsibility naturally had to be handed over to her, and I would guide it with my mouth.

Warm boiled water cleaned the wound, and took the temporary silk stick dipped in spirits to clean, the effect of the liquor in the wound made the buttocks and eggs look even hotter after a while of coolness, and gritted his teeth and endured it. also told jokes to a few wives and concubines with a smile, and finally cleaned up the wound, applied wound medicine, bandaged it, changed clothes and pants again, and finally recovered some.

"The enmity between the prince and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can be regarded as a dead k......not," the palace maid sister on the side said softly, and Dai's eyebrows furrowed slightly.

"Dead knot, dead knot, this palace wants to see, what ability does the eldest brother dare to touch my Langjun, it's too hateful, satisfying, if this palace wants to bump into you, see if you can still have your life." Li Shu, who was wiping the sweat from the corners of his forehead with a handkerchief, snorted angrily.

"Satisfaction and your eldest brother, the prince, I'm afraid it's going to be difficult this time, but you haven't seen your father's appearance today, his angry face is blue and purple, there are all kinds of colors, and the blue tendons on his head are jumping, and the scene is really hot." I laughed a little sadly. It's better to tear your face, this time, but you took the initiative to provoke this son, a decent gentleman.

"Don't say it's satisfying, hmph, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is not having a good time." The old man sighed after draining the wine in the glass.

"Father, is it really that serious?" The eldest brother was taken aback by this news, not to mention the eldest brother, even me and my mother.

After the old man waited for his mother to fill him with wine, he took a sip and glared at me hatefully: "It's not that you kid caused trouble!" If Your Majesty didn't pursue you for this matter, the old man would have to let you kneel in the ancestral hall for ten days and half a month! ”

"Master, how can we be blamed for this matter, it's not that the prince is immoral, what kind of male pet does he raise, in the end, hum!" The mother was not happy when she heard the old man's words, and raised her eyebrows.

The old man was blocked by his mother's words, glared at me hatefully, and saw that the third child secretly crawled in front of him to take chopsticks and dipped in wine and drink, raised his slap, thought about it or put it down, and took advantage of the situation to pull a handful on the third child's cheeky skin: "Stinky boy, come to steal your father's wine again, go away, be careful to smoke you!" ”

---------------------------------------------------------- the third child squeezed his eyebrows and smiled, squeaked into his mother's arms and stuck out his tongue at the old man, snap! immediately slapped his mother on the buttocks, "Bastard boy, go aside, who let you steal your father's wine to drink, next time it's like this, be careful that your mother drowns you in the wine jar, eat quickly!" A large piece of mutton swallowed the flat-mouthed third child and rolled his eyes.

Seeing that I was standing and eating, my stomach almost twitched when I was smiling, and when I raised my eyes, I saw the old man's hateful gaze, and I was so frightened that I quickly put on an innocent face and buried my head in eating. There is no way, the wound on the buttocks is not healed, Cheng Luanluan has confessed many times that he can't sit down, otherwise it will be difficult to shackle on the buttocks, and the injured Ben Gongzi has been standing up for the past two days, sleeping on his stomach, and even the one who needs to ride a horse to the academy has been changed to a carriage, which is too uncomfortable.

Xiangxin and the twelve guards were all killed by His Majesty in the Jingzhao Yin Yamen, and the prince brother was grounded in the East Palace for two months, and he was not allowed to enter and leave the palace at will.

At the beginning of the sunny day after the snow, the sun was extraordinarily bright, and I was very comfortable to see, and my ass was a little itchy, as if it was about to grow new meat, so I scratched it covertly and cleared my throat: "Stop!" Change to a more cheerful tune, the one just now doesn't fit the current mood, it sounds awkward. "Also, on a sunny day, what is the "Liang Zhu", listening to it is like eating a month's fast.

"Okay brother-in-law!" The third sister Runniang nodded very obediently, and put the "A Thousand Miles of Bright Moon Acacia" that my son played when he greeted his relatives in Cheng Luanluan's mansion that day, on the side, Cheng Luan Luan was holding the guqin, and the violin sound of the third sister Runniang corresponded to each other, well, it was a bit of a taste of the piano and violin in later generations, and the taste finally came out, I shook my head and beat the beat, leaned against the door, and let the sun shine on my body.

During this time, the three sisters of the Wu family naturally integrated into my group of wives and concubines, after all, the palace maid's sister's wrist is not covered, and the eldest sister is also more than talking, and she always has to talk to Li Shu and others about some little secrets or tricks on makeup, as for the third sister, well, the little girl is very justified in bumping into me every day on the grounds that I want to teach her the violin.

And the green butterfly, can always capture the angle in time, to a sketch, anyway, we have a lot of white paper, white to take it all, bamboo charcoal crushed into powder, plus a small amount of paste, kneaded into a long strip, well, at least for sketching or writing is enough, this originally I invented to create a work of art gadget was born, not only for artists, many craftsmen also like these new things. As for the folding fan, phew! Expand, guess what? Hey, hey, hey, Yan Liben's real work "Chang'an Snow Scene" is on the side, is the poetry of this son, well, in short, over the past period of time, the prestige of this son is getting bigger and bigger, not to mention Chang'an, the people of Guanzhong Road are afraid that our name is like thunder.

It's too easy for us to be famous, just a casual one, what? A famous sentence that has been passed down through the ages, a crooked buttocks, what? Well, it's wrong, it's a wrist movement, what? Yan Liben's paintings of the great writer Fang Jun, who is also a teacher and friend, are difficult to buy, the only regret is that most of my paintings are only circulated in a small circle, and it is difficult for outsiders to know the goods.

"Second Young Master, Second Young Master, the two little princes, King Jin and King Ji, are here, saying that they have something urgent to see you." Our loyal servant Fang Cheng roared at the gate of the courtyard.

"Oh, I see, let them in, I haven't had time to fix them for a few days, it's weird." I stretched, stretched my waist, scratched my ass, well, it was really going to grow new meat.

Li Zhi and Li Shen soon appeared at the door, and after respectfully meeting Li Shu's sister and the ladies, Li Zhi squeezed in front of me and said very eagerly: "Brother Jun, Ming'er will take me out with my tenth brother, okay?" ”

"What to play?! I know all day long that I want your brother-in-law to take you both out into the wilderness, but I don't know how to study honestly. Li Shu put on the posture of being a sister, glared at the two children and said angrily.

"Well, you've heard your sister's words, now, you're the age of studying, and when you're as old as me in the future, you'll naturally have time to play, understand?!" I put on the prestige of the division commander.

On the side, Li Shen kept blinking, could he be making eye contact with me, with a straight face, lowered his head, Li Shen said a word in my ear quickly and low, which startled me: "What?!" "Su Dingfang, Su Ming's class will return to the dynasty tomorrow?!

Early the next morning, the buttocks were good, the scars were all gone, revealing the new pink meat, well, naturally our mother-in-law told me, this son has not been able to take his head to his ass to see, although the new meat has grown, but it is still unbearable, can only be patched on the ass eggs, dressed, with two loyal servants, Fang Cheng and Bo Narjin, stepped on the BMW, and went towards the gate of the palace together. picked up the two little princes who like heroes, and went to the east of the city together, walking for more than ten miles, and finally saw the troops of the famous general Su who were coming to Chang'an, and the joy in his heart was really difficult to describe in words.

After more than two months of not seeing, Su Dingfang looked a lot haggard, and her temples were also dyed with a faint star frost, and the Mingguang armor wrapped in her still majestic body had a lot of damage, and even allowed me to clearly distinguish the traces of knives and guns, and Su Dingfang, who had made such a great contribution with only 10,000 fine horses, suddenly felt sad and a little guilty in his heart. However, Su Dingfang looked like he didn't care about it, and as soon as he met at the beginning of the year, he gave me a greeting with his fist. "Hahaha, I love my brother, but I want to die as a brother." Su Dingfang's way of greeting was a little too enthusiastic, but it made me a little uncomfortable, it is very likely that he has experienced two months of crossing no man's land, and suffered the sequelae of a snowstorm frostbite on his head, well, at least I think so, because the tetanus sword is still in Su Dingfang's scabbard, according to General Su, this thing is his mascot, in these battles, saved his life, the specific situation General Su did not say, we are not good to keep asking, in short, it is very effective.

----------------------------------------------------------"Brother Taiwan is very difficult to get rid of, and this great achievement is really admired by the younger brother." "I respectfully expressed my admiration for this Su brother, who was on the line of life and death for more than two months.

As soon as I heard me mention this, Mo said that it was General Su, even the brothers behind him showed a look of relative affection on their faces, and General Su trembled for a long time, with a very sad expression: "Alas, bitter...... Brother Xian, you don't know the taste, these two months chewing those beef, horses and mutton, in addition to the tea foam on the body can taste the taste, at that time I feel like I am alive, the rest of the time, the smell in the mouth can smoke everyone crazy, now along the way, the big guy would rather eat pickles and chestnut rice, than smell a trace of meat, and feel greasy in his eyes. ”

"Oh......" I nodded very heavily and understandingly, not to mention Su Mingjun, if I was asked to gnaw meat and bones every day for two months, my son is afraid that he wants to chew two bites when he sees the grassroots, it is too greasy, and it is a war period, there is no room for you to cook food leisurely, after the cattle and sheep are slaughtered, they just put the skin and the internal organs away, and the rest of the blood and bones are thrown into the cauldron together, and when they are cooked, sprinkle with a little salt, this is the food...... Along the way, General Su was simply complaining to me that the self-help tour group was in the process of traveling in the grassland for two months, and the food and accommodation conditions were extremely poor. Sprayed my face with saliva, I suspect that this girl is taking revenge on me, well, because of my advice, he has achieved a meritorious service, but it has also made him suffer, and I suspect that in the future, he and his subordinates will change their concepts and become the first batch of new new humans in Datang to change their eating habits because of joining the army. It is likely that they will become the initiators of the first animal protection organizations in Datang, because of their strong aversion to the rebellion caused by excessive consumption of meat.

"Brother Jun, they seem to have ...... fingers," Li Zhi said quietly as he leaned over me.

I looked at the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty who were missing their fingers and feet due to frostbite on the ox carts and horse-drawn carts that were moving one after another, and I was very sad, really sad, although they had proud and proud expressions on their cheeks, just like the veterans of the North Korean self-defense counterattack I saw on TV, and when they returned triumphantly, they were just like them, but later, some of them ......, "Brother Jun, what's wrong with you?!" Li Shen gently tugged at my shirt, looked at me with some concern, I smiled at him gently, shook my head, as if I wanted to shake myself up from the sadness of memories, on the side, General Su also looked at me with a sad face, yes, the so-called famous and ten thousand bones are withered, it is the victory of the Tang Empire cast by these ten thousand proud soldiers of the Tang Dynasty, with their blood and lives.

I nodded at General Su and turned my face to look at the two princes. "Li Zhi, Li Shen, you can see them." The finger pointed straight at the soldiers who were passing by.

Li Zhi and Li Shen looked at each other, and said solemnly: "Yes, Zhi has seen it, if it weren't for these soldiers fighting hard, there would be no peace for me today." ”

"Hmm! Just hope that the country will not forget about them, the most respectable people. I took a long breath and said leisurely.

"The most honorable man?" Li Zhi repeated my words with some confusion, and nodded silently.

"The most respectable, the soldier." Su Dingfang is the most touched.

Because he greeted his friends in private, after accompanying Brother Su to Lixu, when he saw an official guard of honor coming to greet him, he finally waved goodbye to Brother Su and agreed to meet again later.

Three days later, Su Dingfang, who was still wearing the slightly damaged Mingguang armor, led the five surviving captains and strode on the pole of the highest political center of the empire: the majestic Hanyuan Hall.

---------------------------------------------------------- "Minister Su Dingfang is fortunate not to be dishonored, and he brings 10,000 Tang elite horsemen to pay orders to His Majesty!" Su Dingfang strode forward, with tears in his eyes, and knelt down under the jade steps of Uncle Li's dragon case like a jade pillar pushing the golden mountain, and the five people behind him who were also dressed in broken armor also fell to their knees under the main hall, and the sound of the metal hitting the ground was choking.

The whole hall can smell the fallen leaves, all with a solemn and awe-inspiring gaze at these six people, after more than two months, across the desert twice, stained Xue Yantuo Zhenzhu Khan, broken Tiele nearly 100 tribes, seized its cattle, sheep and horses innumerable, population of more than 200,000 people, such a great feat, not to mention those Wenchen, even those veterans who usually don't accept anyone also secretly gave a thumbs up, and insisted on getting, at least, Uncle Cheng and others around me all had a look of sympathy.

"Everyone, please get up, get up, I have a look, okay! Good! Good! After the wind, frost and bloody rain, do not change the will of the hero, Fang is the true color of the husband, Su Qing, it is my Huo Hussar......" Uncle Li looked sad and excited, stroking Su Dingfang and the five captains' Mingguang armor full of arrow wounds, his eyes were very sad: "Arrows, knives, this should be a mace, this is ......" Uncle Li is worthy of being the emperor who has been fighting on the battlefield all year round, and he can identify the damage caused by these weapons of war very clearly.

And Uncle Li's voice also made the civil and military officials above the court understand what hardships and hardships these 10,000 Tang Dynasty athletes have gone through, and when Uncle Li saw the two fingers of his left hand that one of the lieutenants lost due to frostbite, he couldn't help but burst into tears.

Uncle Li finally issued a reward order, and Su Dingfang was promoted from a ranger general from the fifth rank to a general of Dingyuan from the fourth rank, and was awarded the title of county marquis. Nonsense, such a feat, even if it is a feudal title, it is not an exaggeration, of course, this is just my idea.

As for the five captains and the more than 6,000 remnants of the victorious soldiers who returned to Chang'an, they were also rewarded, and the dead were also given bereavement benefits.

"Where is the head of the Military Academy?!" Uncle Li returned to the dragon chair, cleared his throat, and shouted. "Weichen Fang Jun, knock to see Your Majesty." Quickly stood up from the couch, walked to the bottom of the jade steps and knelt down, as for Brother Su and the others, they had already returned to their seats and sat down, and when they passed by Brother Su, this guy who had tears of happiness on his face had not yet dried his eyebrows at me, with a very good look on you, vomiting...... Disgusting!

"Hehe, the virtuous son-in-law is exempt from courtesy, when I said, I once said in front of the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty that when Su Aiqing returned victorious, it was the official of Ru Jia who entered the knighthood. Today, Su Aiqing used your strategy to ride 10,000 Tang Dynasty sharp iron horses, cross the desert twice, attack the thieves of Tiele in Utre Mountain, and even step on the Servant Bone King's tent at the foot of Wolf Juxu Mountain...... Now, the efforts to capture the Turkic tribes, to block the enemy of ten thousand five for the forward, and to block the Tiele army in Nuozhen water, plus this merit, several merits are now rewarded at the same time, I don't know if you are the Qing family, who else is not rewarding for my love? ! Uncle Li's obviously threatening words made a court official understand his thoughts, the crown prince is now being grounded in the East Palace, crying and crying to set up a tablet for his favorite male pet. How can you have the leisure to hang out here.

"Weichen has something important to play Your Majesty......" An imperial historian stood up from the couch, and strode to the hall under the surprised eyes of the ministers and Uncle Li.

"Oh? If you have something important, you can play it, and I want to hear it. "Uncle Li is very curious, don't say that he is an old man, I am also very curious, we don't know this imperial history, there should be no intersection, right?

The eyes subconsciously aimed at the side of the eldest grandson yinren, just collided with the gaze of the eldest grandson yinren, and it was closed at a touch, I don't know why, I have a hunch, at least, the appearance of this Hanlin scholar should have something to do with him.

"Your Majesty, the minister wants to impeach Lord Fang Junfang, the head of the Datang Military Academy and the head of the Jinju Academy, for violating military orders." The flat-eyed Yushi said in a loud voice.

"What?!" There were many exclamations, not to mention the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, even Uncle Li was surprised and whispered.

---------------------------------------------------------- Uncle Li Ji suddenly stood up, with an angry look on his face, Uncle Cheng pulled Uncle Li Ji twice on the side, as if he wanted to ask what was going on.

"Your Majesty, Lord Fang privately carried spirits in the army, and even made a big mistake when he set up a collegiate discussion with the commander of the Tiele army. It's because my Tang Dynasty army is at its peak and the military discipline is strict, and Lord Fang is like a ......"

This fearless imperial history faced the eyes of the big men in the court and talked eloquently, I squinted at him from the corner of my eyes, the ancestors you are a plank, these imperial histories are really hanging, things 108,000 miles away seem to have seen with their own eyes, and they also said it clearly, if it weren't for Uncle Li, I really want to ask him, did he say that he was disguised as a pawn and mixed in my army.

“…… Therefore, I would like to ask Your Majesty to cure the sins of Lord Fang, so as to clarify the laws of my Tang Dynasty and correct the military discipline of my Tang Dynasty! At the end of Yushi's words, suddenly his voice turned sharper, glaring at me, and his expression was very like avenging the country and the people.

With a bang, the entire court hall sounded like a buzzing sound like a bee calling.

The eldest grandson sat peacefully with three long wisps of beard, as if everything had nothing to do with him, but I could still see a chill in his gaze as he swept over me.

"Oh?!" Uncle Li raised his eyebrows, turned his head to look at me, and his voice suddenly sank: "Virtuous son-in-law, is there anything that Lord Chen has played?" ”

(To be continued)