Chapter 397: "Public Toilet" Shrine? (Summoning Commuter Pass)
Fortunately, the site is large enough, and a number of world-famous buildings will appear in my new home, of course, they have to be downsized, or miniaturized, as for our house, I have considered an extremely urgent problem, so I decided to not only maintain the style of Datang in the room I live in, but also add a modern element, such as: flushing toilet.
Yes, there is a special water tank on the top of the house to receive rainwater or add water, and the bottom is a small pure copper water tank, according to the principle of pressure, there are hollow metal garden balls inside, in short, it is very close to the toilet structure of later generations. Wrong, more troubles.
Damn, after designing the flushing toilet, I realized that there was another problem, where does the water flush all this excrement? I can't let it flow arbitrarily, I can't do such a moral thing, so I don't care, I believe that my wives and concubines will definitely move to another place.
Finally understood why the construction of a new city must first build underground buildings and sewer pipes, fortunately, my toilet is still being designed, but the construction of the second man's new mansion is still in the initial stage of leveling the site, giving me the opportunity to correct and remedy, I decided, in addition to flushing toilets, there are two things that I need to direct the construction, that is, septic tanks and public latrines, I don't want those little white things to appear in a building in my new courtyard, let alone hope, forget it, don't talk about it, I'm afraid it can disgust people all over the world.
The septic tank is too simple, cement, we have, there is no shortage of stones, a huge pool, two smaller pools are connected at the back, first tamped, and then cement and stone are tightly stacked, anyway, it is my home, labor does not cost money, how to fix it, maybe you don't have to buy the vegetables in the future, self-produced and sold? Vomit...... It's disgusting, that thing will still remember the dealer to pull it as fertilizer when the time comes, so it's out of sight and out of mind.
-----------------------------------------------------------, "Childe, what did you ask us to build?" Three pools, with such thick masonry and cement, can't the flower pond be so neat, right? Besides, there is a pond in the middle courtyard. Fang Zhu didn't understand, but just because he didn't understand it didn't mean he could refuse to do it.
"If you want to fix it, I'll fix it, why do you talk so much nonsense? I'm very useful for this thing. "I can't tell them the truth, at least not now, or I suspect that nine out of ten of these households will be lazy.
The septic tank was solved in only three to five days, and then a large number of sewer pipes were laid, which did not take much time, after all, Fang Zhu was familiar with this work, and my nearly two hundred personal soldiers were also involved in this construction work, so the progress was extremely fast.
After the construction of the underground building complex, the most priority for the construction of the ground building is, a building used by the big guys to solve the big and small problems, what I hate the most is that mines were found in the unfinished buildings, and when I was a child, I used to go to this unfinished construction site with my companions to hide and seek, and as a result, one of the lovely little girls actually won the jackpot and went home crying.
I didn't want my yard to have such fossilized human waste, so the latrines were listed as one of the first construction projects.
"Well, this one must be built first, and the rest will be done slowly, and your first task is to build it first." I raised my head and looked at the hot construction site, and compared the design drawings in my hand, although I can't see it now, but I believe that Fang Zhu will not dare to violate my design concept, otherwise, I will let him be a public toilet collector here for the rest of his life.
It didn't take long for an artistic building to emerge from the ground, based on one of the famous shrines I had seen on photographs and on television, and which I had given me the perfect name: Public Toilets. Originally, I wanted to add the word "shrine" at the end, but after thinking about it, I still forgot it, otherwise, the feudal superstitious elements of the Tang Dynasty would come to me because they didn't know this period of history.
"Childe is really powerful, even the thatched house can design tricks, really, the small ones are almost embarrassed." Fang Zhu's eyes widened and he looked at the design drawings in my hand, and then looked at the site where the foundation had been excavated and the frame had been erected. Yes, who would have thought that almost none of the buildings in this new mansion are the same, which not only conforms to Li Shu's aesthetic concept, but also satisfies my great vanity, except for a few buildings that cannot be recognized by the wives and concubines of the family, almost all my designs have been used, and for my idea of using a more ornate style to build public toilets, I have won the unanimous praise of the soldiers and loyal servants who will also settle here in the future, at least let them no longer squat in the dark corner, like pretending to be thieves.
My sense of hearing is very keen, although it is not as exaggerated as the She Taijun in Yang Jiang's family can hear whether the mosquito is male or female, but it can be regarded as easy to use, but I can't hear the sound of my child in the belly of the palace maid, which is very frustrating to me.
"How's Toshiro?" The palace maid's hand was caressing my cheek and asked softly.
"No, strange things, I'll listen to it again, well, I still can't hear clearly. Hey, it looks like it's moving, someone kicked me? I still gave a punch with my hand, and I couldn't tell the difference. "My ear was on the belly of the palace maid, and it took a lot of effort to hear the slightest sound that did not belong to the belly.
"Really? Sit down and rest for a while, you've been squatting for almost a pillar of incense. ”
"Oh, you've been squatting for so long?" I stood up in surprise, my feet were a little numb, and then I looked up at the palace maid who was lazily leaning on the couch and caressing her round belly.
"Hmm." The palace maid sister still looked calm and calm, and raised a smile at me: "Junlang listened so carefully, what did he hear, come and tell the concubine." ”
"It's nothing, I just want to hear if our little guy's fetal heart sounds are normal." He grinned and smiled at the palace maid.
"Fetal heart sounds?" The palace maid looked at me curiously, and then turned her gaze to her round belly. Fetal heart sound, by the way, cake seller, snap! I gave myself an earbrace, so stupid that I forgot the doctor's most important diagnostic tool?
Frightened, the palace maid thought I had hysteria again, and hurriedly pressed my arm: "Junlang, Junlang, what's wrong with you?" ”
"It's okay, beauty, fetal heart sound, wahahaha, I thought of a wonderful thing for my husband, wahahaha, fetal heart sound is so handsome." I am a little incoherent when I speak, yes, the medical level of the Tang Dynasty will be raised to another level because of me.
As soon as ----------------------------------------------------------- turned around, he saw the frightened appearance of the palace maid's sister, and pinched the face of this beauty: "Good, your handsome man is not crazy, but he thought of a good thing, with this thing, don't say that you want to hear the fetal heartbeat, even if you want to listen to the heartbeat of your husband." Come! Prepare pen and paper, my son wants to make a new thing. ”
There must be materials to make things, but there is no rubber at the moment, there is nothing, there is paper, there is a leather tube, the same can be, say dry, use the leather tube instead of rubber, also have the surname of elasticity and flexibility, sew the thread into a thin tube and then supplement the bone glue, the next day, I made a sample, a slightly rudimentary stethoscope appeared in front of me and a group of wives and concubines, the leather earbuds are connected to a section of leather tube, the following is connected to two bamboo tubes, and then the bamboo tube is under two leather tubes, after a section of the downward bonding in the middle, the use of natural bone glue, Through this single tube, it is connected to a round wooden box, which is larger than the cap of the wine bottle, this is Li Shu's fat powder box, which was directly poured out by Ben Gongzi and requisitioned, for this reason, Li Shu also scratched the root of my ear for a while. Say I'm not doing my job.
"Not doing your job? Do you know what it means to be a good karma? Let me tell you, doing all this for your husband is for the sake of good karma. He reprimanded Li Shu in a righteous and awe-inspiring tone.
"I know that I am talking to our sisters." Li Shu shot back dissatisfied. "Blow blindly, cut, my son can blow, but the problem is that he can blow something. Okay, it's finally done, hey, hey, stethoscope done. ”
"Toshiro, this thing can really make people hear sounds that they can't usually hear?" Cheng Luanluan leaned over and looked curiously at me as I cut the fat powder box.
I gave the pretty girl a smile back, "Yes, but it has to make this little wooden box to stick it close to amplify the sound, and wait, I'll show you in a moment." ”
The wooden box is tightly covered, with a layer of tissue paper sandwiched in the middle, and it is done, and it is displayed in the hand, the only regret is that the bamboo pipe is straight and cannot be hung around the neck. Hehe, this title is really appropriate, our wife is called Lamb, wahaha, I am really evil, and I have the potential to be a rogue doctor. My eyes couldn't help but subconsciously depict Cheng Luanluan, a beautiful girl snuggled up to me with a bumpy figure and a full body of fragrance...... ---
(To be continued)