Chapter 398: New Medical Auscultation Tools (Summoning Monthly Passes)
"Little sister, be good, let your husband give you a physical examination?!" Squeezed his eyes at Cheng Luanluan, who was snuggling on my shoulder, although Cheng Luanluan didn't know what a physical examination was, but looking at my appearance, he naturally understood that his Langjun didn't think of anything good, so he spat me with a red face and pinched me with his hand. I flashed, uh-huh, I stood up, pretended to put on the stethoscope, picked it up, listened to my heartbeat, the rumbling sound was like a heavenly sound, it was very cool, I turned my head and squeezed my eyes towards Cheng Luanluan: "Beauty, let the husband listen...... Don't run, Green Butterfly kiss, oops, this is a very good person, and he doesn't even want to do an experiment for his own Langjun. "A group of girls are all dodging left and right, but no one is willing to act as volunteers, even the palace maid sister who is still on the couch hurriedly protects her chest with her hands, looking at the hooligan eyes, who are they.
"The evil smile on your face looks like a disciple who wants to take advantage of it, and you are embarrassed to say that you are a concubine." Cheng Luanluan squeezed to the side of the palace maid's sister and fought back to me. The face is shy, the eyes are charming, although the full twin peaks are half covered by the silk green water shirt, but it looks even more white and greasy like fat jade, up and down with the breathing, I really want to take the stethoscope to hear if this plump beauty is tachycardia now.
"Stinky Junlang, is it deliberately teasing us, what is this thing used for, hurry up and tell me honestly!" Li Shu couldn't hold it back, plucked up the courage to rush to me, pulled off one earbud, and shouted into my ear.
"Oh, you want to murder your husband, how can you do this, my ears are about to deaf you." glared at this beautiful girl very indignantly, and quickly plucked out her ears. "Okay, my good handsome man, the concubine is wrong, but try this thing with the concubine first, I really don't believe it, what the hell can this thing hear?" Li Shu squinted his eyes in front of me and said in a greasy voice, and with a hook of his slender orchid fingers, he copied the stethoscope.
----------------------------------------------------------- I puffed out my chest muscles, patted my thick chest, and pointed to the position of my heart: "Here, you listen to it first, and listen to the sound of my husband's heartbeat." ”
Li Shu first put his face on my chest and listened a little, and nodded his head: "Porphyry, the voice is very clear." ”
"Then you're putting this on, stuffing this earpiece into my clothes and listening to it." Motioning for her to put on a stethoscope and try it on. Li Shu rolled his eyes, half-convinced put his ear into his ear, motioned me to step forward, she took it and put it on my chest to listen to my heartbeat, sure enough, Li Shu was startled at first, and then began to be curious, one will listen to mine, one will listen to his own, and one will want to take it to listen to the beams and pillars in the room, and quickly copy it, this girl's curiosity is too strong, and it is strange that the pillar will have a heartbeat.
"It's so strange, this thing can really hear the sound inside, and it seems to be a lot bigger......" Li Shu's description attracted everyone's curiosity, but the next probationary was the palace maid sister, after she thoughtfully put it on, it was attached to my chest, and the palace maid sister opened her mouth at the first time, and it took a long time to close it.
Then, the palace maid's sister heard the voice in her stomach. "I heard it, Junlang, the concubine heard it, he is all alive, alive ......" The palace maid sister was very excited, and grabbed my hand tightly, wanting to share her joy with me.
"Yes, of course alive." I nodded my head affirmatively, it seems that the palace maid sister is a little confused with excitement, which is rare. Of course, the whole family was very excited, and after the old man heard the heartbeat of the fetus in his mother's womb, his mouth was also trembling: "This is, this is my child?!" ”
The mother rolled her eyes when she heard this: "What do you mean by this, sir?" The tone is very unkind, but fortunately, the old man quickly made a relief, and the mother was also attracted by this new thing, and she personally went into battle to listen to it, and finally revealed the matter. The family was very curious, and almost everyone showed off this new gadget.
"This thing is for medical treatment?" The old man was very hesitant, he couldn't see how much of a could help diagnose the disease.
"Yes father, my traditional Chinese medicine to judge whether a person has a disease is nothing more than the four means of looking, smelling, asking, and cutting, and this stethoscope can help doctors to strengthen the means of smelling, especially for patients with different surnames, so that doctors can be more clear about the disease, because every organ of the person will have movement, sick and non-sick organs will not make the same sound, the child has gone through a lot of practical arguments and practice combined...... "I talked eloquently, Describing how I discovered and invented this new medical diagnostic tool, I was accustomed to the black lines on the faces of my boastful family.
In the end, the old man couldn't help it anymore and glared at me viciously, until I lowered my voice in shame and stopped flicking my tongue. "The old man doesn't know medical skills, but Jun'er has the heavy responsibility of compiling the "New Shennong Materia Medica". This thing may or may not be useful. ”
The old man is very open-minded, there is no way not to be enlightened, there is really nothing impractical about the things I made, such as those boots that divide the left and right feet, the old man and the eldest brother use the folding fan to play handsome, in short, so far, my continuous invention and creation of new things have been unanimously recognized by the whole family, and also by the unanimous recognition of the Tang Dynasty and the opposition, we all know that the second man of Fang Fu is not only a famous contemporary literary figure in my dynasty, but also a contemporary Gewu everyone, in short, no one can surpass me.
"Yes, the child knows what to do." I said to the old man very deferentially.
The old man has no words, and the others are even more needless to say, and, after all, I have been used in later generations, so I think it is quite effective, but every new thing appears, will cause people to doubt, so when this thing fell into the hands of Sun Simiao, who was compiling the "New Shennong Materia Medica", this divine doctor was also very surprised, including a group of doctors who were busy with their work, they also stopped their work and looked at this side in surprise.
The compilation place of "New Shennong's Materia Medica" is in the Imperial Doctor's Office in the palace, where the most complete collection of medical classics and medicinal materials is collected, and similarly, a considerable number of famous doctors of the Tang Dynasty have also gathered, and the place is spacious, suitable for a large number of people to work and discuss collectively, and my arrival and the donation of medical tools make these people very curious.
Taiyi Ling also came over, and looked at it carefully, he hadn't used it, and he was embarrassed to comment, but it was not good to express objections to my work, we are Uncle Li's son-in-law, and he is a famous scholar in the Tang Dynasty and a rising star in the medical field.
Seeing these two old men squeezing their eyes around, they just didn't speak, they really had no choice, so they had to prove it to these two with facts.
"The easiest way is to test, if the Taoist chief doesn't believe it, he can choose a person who is physically strong and free of illness from the guards outside the door, and then find a patient who is suffering from lung disease, and he can distinguish the authenticity from the fake when he hears it." I took over my new invention from the hands of the Imperial Physician and made a sincere suggestion.
After communicating with the person in charge of the country's most structured medical institution, Dr. Sun ----------------------------------------------------------- thought that he would not lose a piece of meat if he tried it, so they happily accepted my suggestion.
"Since Master Fang is so sure, if you don't give it a try, you can't say that you want to come, come here, immediately find a eunuch with lung disease or a palace guard, healthy people don't need others, there are so many imperial doctors here, you can choose one person." Immediately, everyone stopped what they were doing and gathered around to see how the new diagnostic tools could be used for medical diagnosis.
The imperial doctor ordered his subordinates to be selected, and soon, a young man in his thirties was pushed to the front desk, a very strong young man, not so much like a doctor, but like a butcher. Not long after, a staff member of the Imperial Medical Department brought a eunuch with lung disease, the kind that coughed after walking two steps, and also had a runny nose, which was said to be caused by wind and cold, and it was very likely to be pneumonia, of course, I guessed.
"Take it off, take off your clothes." I held a stethoscope and commanded under the watchful eyes of all the famous doctors.
The young imperial physician was taken aback by what I said, and thought that he had heard it wrong, and the eunuch on the side also wondered, he still had to take off his clothes to see a doctor?
"I said Childe, what are you ......?" Sun Simiao stepped forward and asked. In fact, it's okay not to take it off, but it sounds like the effect will be worse, since we are doing experiments, then we should be more serious and thorough, so that it is convenient for you to test the usefulness of this thing. I turned around and smiled at Divine Doctor Sun and Imperial Physician Ling.
"In this case, as Lord Fang said, you both undressed and exposed your upper body, is that good?" The Imperial Physician Ling turned back to me and asked, I nodded, it was just to let them take off their clothes, they can't see lung disease, take a stethoscope to listen to other people's butts or thighs, right?
(To be continued)