Chapter 405: I've Seen Those Who Urge Food, But I Haven't Seen Those Who Gave Birth to Babies (Summoning Monthly Tickets)

"Well, virtuous son-in-law, can the method of transmitting information with carrier pigeons be promoted everywhere in my Datang?" Uncle Li's question is really a little difficult for me to answer, the next word, slowly responded: "Father-in-law, it can be, however, this involves a lot of problems, I Datang is good at domesticating carrier pigeons, just training these pigeon trainers, without a three or more years of hard work is not effective, in addition, the number of carrier pigeons is too small, according to your father-in-law, Xiao Mei is now focusing on the intelligence work of the Academy of Concert in the northeast and west of my Datang, just this, It has already made the domesticated carrier pigeons of the concert hall tight. ”

"Oh, it's okay, the old man also knows that nothing can be reached in one step, hehe," Uncle Li recovered the face of the elder and smiled kindly at me: "Virtuous son-in-law, this time, you have made a great contribution, and within three days, you can collect all the things that happened thousands of miles away, which really makes the old man happy." ”

"Father-in-law, in fact, these are the joint efforts of people at all levels in my Datang Jinju Academy, and it is because of the use of carrier pigeons as my son-in-law said that the transmission and collection of information can be so fast." I respectfully said to Uncle Li modestly, this is indeed not my own credit, this is the result of the efforts of all the staff of the Academy, so it is not the careful domestication of pigeon breeders, if it is not for the sense of responsibility of intelligence officers, if it is not for Qiu Danmo invented the code transmission, I am afraid that Datang's intelligence means are still in the stage of human delivery.

Uncle Li nodded and beckoned to me: "Hehe, the virtuous son-in-law is very modest, but the old man likes your strength to be proud of your achievements." Come on, come on, the old man hasn't eaten yet, now that the virtuous son-in-law is here, how about drinking at the same table with the old man? The old man hasn't talked to his virtuous son-in-law for a while, but today he has time. ”

----------------------------------------------------------- "The son-in-law has never listened to the teachings of his father-in-law, and now he says that since his father-in-law is interested, the son-in-law is respectful and obedient." "Hurry up and squat opposite Uncle Li, I haven't tasted the craftsmanship of the palace kitchen for a long time, it's strange to think, not long, the wine and food are on the table, the wine is fragrant, the dishes are full of color and fragrance, give Uncle Li a full light first, raise a glass, bang, well, it is worthy of the court's treasured grape wine, cool.

While eating, Uncle Li asked about the trivial matters at home, and replied to the father-in-law who cared about his beloved daughter one by one.

"Really? Hehe, that girl, is naughty, virtuous son-in-law, since you have bought a new mansion, you want to tear it down and rebuild it, I don't know if the money is enough? Uncle Li took a drink, wiped his mouth, and said to me.

I hurriedly shook my head: "Don't bother your old man, enough, but it's enough, it's enough, my son-in-law has some shares in the printing workshop and the paper mill, and the red money is shared, plus my father and mother also subsidize everything, it's enough, the son-in-law is not a noble person, as long as he can eat enough, blow warm, and have shelter from the wind and rain on his head, it is enough." ”

"Oh?!" Uncle Li raised his eyebrows and glanced at me, smiled and did not continue the question, cleared his throat, took a piece of vegetable and put it in his mouth to chew, and asked again: "Virtuous son-in-law, the old man listened, did the old man give you a happy concubine?" ”

Uncle Li's question made me stunned: "Yes, father-in-law." The old guy asked what was going on?

"Oh, hehehe, I'm afraid there are still a few months, and my beloved son-in-law will have a future, right?" Uncle Li cracked the corners of his mouth and smiled, which was very weird and evil.

Hurriedly accompanied by a smiling face, he lowered his eyebrows at the old man and said, "Father-in-law, if you have something to say, just say it, my son-in-law really doesn't understand what you mean?" ”

"What do you mean? What else can you mean, alas, my daughter married you as a daughter-in-law, I'm afraid it will be more than half a year, right? Uncle Li winked at me. Quickly nodded in agreement that Uncle Li was right, and he was very uneasy in his heart, could it be that Li Shu went to Uncle Li to sue me again?

"It's been more than half a year, but I just don't know when the old man will be able to hold a grandson." Uncle Li said very slowly, and at the end, he poured a glass of wine for me.

"This ...... "I'm a little dizzy, it's not a problem with alcohol, it's a problem with Uncle Li's magic, how can you let me talk about this kind of thing?" I can't say that I and your daughter have been working hard, but it hasn't worked, and I'm embarrassed to say that.

"Virtuous son-in-law, could it be that my daughter is not liked?" Uncle Li didn't seem to want to give up and continued to ask.

"Recruit, recruit people to like it, don't say that my son-in-law likes it, my father and mother take her as a treasure." To tell the truth, my four wives and concubines are very good at being people, Li Shu can be coquettish, knows how to hurt people, and has a sweet mouth, and Cheng Luan knows how to answer the gift, can say three points of truth in everything, and is good at female red, and even better at music and rhythm, the all-round girl of civil and military affairs is very happy, and the palace maid sister is shrewd and modest, treats her subordinates equally, rewards and punishments, at least, I have never heard anyone say bad things about the palace maid sister, and the green butterfly, not to mention, grew up with me since I was a child, and mingled with the maid ring of the house, and won the love of the old people in the house.

"Virtuous son-in-law, in fact, there are a lot of things that the old man doesn't need to tell you, but now that our son-in-law has time, the old man will take this opportunity to talk to you......

Uncle Li's meaning is to let me overcome all difficulties, overcome thorns and thorns, no matter what, I have to find a way to make his daughter have a big belly earlier, in addition, he also quietly taught me experience or something very obscenely, I can hear my cold sweat, such a father-in-law is too kind, a little excessive, embarrassed to eat this meal, before going out, Uncle Li also affectionately called to me: "Don't forget the virtuous son-in-law, the old man is anxious to wait." ”

"Father-in-law, please go back, my son-in-law will work hard, well, and strive to complete the big things that my father-in-law explained as soon as possible." Bidding farewell to Uncle Li, who was reluctant to give up, he walked around and decided to find the bad luck of those little princes.

Uncle Li strongly asked me to give birth to a grandson for him as soon as possible, and I can hear that Uncle Li has a very strong opinion on me to let my concubine give birth first, but can I be blamed for this? It's not like I don't go to work all day, so I hang around your daughter with my bare buttocks, and the two of you stay in the room all day, right? That's still people? The cake seller feels a cold sweat when he thinks about it.

"I said Brother Jun, what's the matter, listless." Li Zhi squeezed me and asked curiously, on the side, Li Shen was carefully fiddling with Huarong Dao according to my instructions, this is a small game that I often played when I was a child, something very simple, Liu Bei's five tiger generals plus four small soldiers, Cao Ying is a big chess piece that occupies four small grids, I must find a way to get him out of the encirclement, it is easy for me, not for anything else, just because there was no computer when I was a child, there was no electricity, there is, It's just that the traditional entertainment of our Chinese nation and these hands-on entertainment activities with strong hands-on surnames, such as Rubik's Cube, military chess, Tangram, and Huarong Dao.

When I was young, I often messed around, and even found a way to take Cao Ying out directly and put it at the exit of Huarong Road to show off my intelligence, and later when I was older, I was even more fascinated by the ability to use normal ways to let Cao Ying slip out, after years of exercise, and a series of means such as cheating, I finally became a person who understood Huarong Dao, cheating? In fact, it can't be counted, it's just that after I became obsessed with network technology, I have seen many masters on the Internet to solve Huarong Dao, and some people even use computers to calculate how many steps it takes to solve Huarong Dao, I just accidentally wrote it down, and then won a few times with the students.

At least, this game made these princes hurt their brains, Li Zhi's intellectual development was okay, better than the other princes, and he became the first winner, but unfortunately I didn't have the time to study whether he learned from me back then and directly pulled out Cao Ying and put it on the Huarong Road crossing.

----------------------------------------------------------- "National events, the teacher is thinking about national events, do you know?" I took a sip of tea, it was really hot enough, my elbows were sweating, I really hoped that there would be a happy rain in the sky, and it would be much better than such a stupid dry heat that would make people pestilent.

"A national event?! Brother Jun isn't bluffing me, is he? When I look at you, it's like you're about to fall asleep. "Li Zhi is sneering at what I said. Glared at the wallgrass: "What do you know?" This is called sitting dry meditation, and the most important thing is to look at the nose and nose, and the nose to see the heart, so as to prove the avenue. ”

Li Zhi rolled his eyes at me and quietly squeezed me forward: "By the way, Brother Jun, after class in a while, how about taking me and Brother Shen out of the palace for a walk?" I couldn't stand it anymore, and if I sat like this all day, the flowers of our motherland really died. "Well, even the words of the flowers of the motherland have been learned, Li Zhi seems to be smart and not using the place, if you don't learn it, you can learn what is fresh and fun, and even the tone of my speech is almost the same.

Take these two little ones out? What are you going to do? We are very busy, and we have to go to the new yard in the afternoon to see the construction situation, but we don't have the time to be the director of the nursery. "No, as a teacher, I don't have the spare time to take you children around."

Li Zhi glared angrily: "Brother Jun, what are you talking about, whoever is a child, Xiaozhi is fourteen years old, and my father will give me a crown salute in a few months." ”

"Huh? No, I said Xiaozhi, just your age, the hair on your face, cough cough, even the whiskers haven't yet appeared, just you performed the crown salute like this, and you are still a child. "I almost choked on the tea.

(To be continued)