Chapter 406: The underage boy Li Zhi is getting married (summoning a monthly pass)

Li Zhi glanced at me with disdain, turned his head to look at the few princes who were still playing Huarong Dao with a sad face, and lowered his voice: "My father has already found a princess for me, and after my crown ceremony, he will marry the concubine." ”

"Huh?! No way. "Scare Lao Tzu, how old is the little fart, only fifteen years old, and he wants to marry his daughter-in-law to play?

"Be quiet!" Li Zhi was so stunned by my roar that he almost pounced on me to cover my mouth. Those few princes who didn't put their minds on fiddling with Huarong Dao games at all glanced over to this side with their eyes, very gossipy eyes, at this moment.

"It's done!" Li Shen finally cheered at this moment, finally attracted everyone's attention, took it and took a look, well, the little guy with a very high level, also finished, patted Li Shen's head, and made a happy expression of the division commander: "Well, yes, there is a future, since a few of you haven't let Cao Ying arrive at Huarong Dao when the time comes, you will come here first, you take this thing yourself, it should be the homework assigned today, and if there are still people who can't solve it, don't blame the teacher for not saying it in advance, Your Majesty's ring ruler." …… Hey, hey, hey. ”

A few little princes nodded their heads quickly, and after seeing that I had nothing to explain, they roared out of the palace gate, as if they were in prison and released from prison, without a bit of righteousness and princely demeanor.

There are only two students left in the hall, Li Zhi and Li Shen, speaking of which, I am also more willing to deal with these two, first, the three princes who are older than Li Zhi belong to semi-adults after all, but most of them have been stereotyped, and it is difficult to reverse their arrogant and arrogant surnames, at most they can only be subdued by force, and the other two little princes are too young, like a little child in kindergarten, most of the knowledge taught is equivalent to listening to heavenly books for them, only Li Zhi and Li Shen, the two students who first contacted me, compared my appetite.

----------------------------------------------------------- Li Shen is still in the shaping stage, and under my careful cultivation, he has the potential to become a great scientist and scholar, and Li Zhi, well, the little fart child is smart, and many things are thorough, but he doesn't want good things in his head for the whole day, and many concepts give me a headache, that is, There is a big conflict between the knowledge I teach and the educational philosophy he originally received, of course, he agrees with my educational model and method, and everything I say must be rigorously argued before he can get his approval, which is very challenging.

"You mean your dad got you married this year?" There are no outsiders, and they talk a lot more casually, and these two little classmates are also very casual, Li Zhi lay on the table with a headache expression: "Yes, my father said it, and he has already been hired." ”

"Who? At your age, people are willing to marry you? I took a sip of tea and asked in a loud voice, Li Shen on the side was also very curious, blinking big black eyes and glaring at him, the ninth brother who was about to get married.

Li Zhi's ridicule of me is close to immunity. "You think I'm willing, but I heard my father say that it is the Wang family of Bingzhou, and it is also a famous family, and the daughter of Luo Shanling Wang Renyou seems to be in-laws of my imperial grandfather's generation. My imperial grandfather's sister, my aunt and grandmother, Princess Tong'an, married their Wang family. When she saw that this girl from the Wang family was beautiful and intelligent, she recommended it to my father. My father followed my aunt's advice and decided to marry him. ”

"Oh, kiss and kiss, yes, but have you seen the Wang family? What does it look like. "I'm very curious, I haven't seen Uncle Li's mother-in-law, the eldest grandson queen, and I have a kind of curiosity about Li Zhi's mother-in-law, because in history, I have some impressions of this queen, I was born in a famous family, but it's a little stupid, well, it's not right to say stupid, it's because she can't have children, so, in order to compete for favor with another concubine favored by Li Zhi, and I happen to know that Li Zhi is interesting to Wu Zhao, so I quietly let Wu Zhao, who was ordered to be a nun, grow her hair, and later dedicated it to Li Zhi. In the end, he died tragically at the hands of Wu Zhao.

Of course, this belongs to the story of another time and space, because of my arrival, the palace maid sister has completely made a perfect cut with the royal man, besides, I will never allow Li Zhi to touch my daughter-in-law, and even this idea will never allow him to have it.

"How do I know what she looks like, anyway, my father's fate is hard to disobey, and I have to marry whoever my father asks me to marry." Li Zhi sighed very resentfully, holding his chin with his hand, looking very bored.

I approached him curiously: "What's the matter, don't you have someone you like?" ”

Li Zhi shook his head: "No, but speaking of which, I really envy Brother Jun'er, and the ones he marries are all like me." It's like me, I've never even seen a face. "Li Zhi yearns for the freedom of marriage, or the freedom of love, but even if I agree with his thoughts, I must not divulge even the slightest, otherwise, when Uncle Li comes to find us trouble, isn't this asking for trouble?

I cleared my throat: "Actually, husband and wife, that is, the two of them squatting in a nest to eat and sleep, after getting along for a long time, they will naturally have feelings, just like me and your sister, at first we didn't look like enemies, and we wanted to fight when we met?" What's the matter, slowly, be considerate of each other, take a step back, and always live a lifetime. "I comforted Li Zhi very bitterly in a tone from a person who came over.

took a sip of tea and continued to comfort this young man who was about to get married. "Besides, your aunt and grandmother won't hurt your nephew anyway, come on, that girl should be beautiful, otherwise, how can I recommend it to you? Right. ”

"Well, that's true, but I haven't seen it yet, I don't know that Wang, alas, it would be nice if I could be half as beautiful as my sister." Li Zhi's aesthetic concept is relatively special, under the perspective of his gaze, he always feels that Li Shu is the world's greatest beauty, even Princess Changle, who has the same father and mother as him, in his eyes, is a sister who has no two flesh on her body, well, a very special appreciation angle and vision, it is very likely that the aesthetic concept of the Tang Dynasty people like plump women began in Li Zhi's era.

"Brother Jiu, it's useless for you to think about it, the order of your parents, the words of the matchmaker, you should have listened to your father, you just don't want to marry, you have to marry." Li Shen interjected on the side, well, just right. Li Zhi seemed to accept his fate, but after our explanation, his mental condition improved, and he once again offered to let me take them out for a walk.

"No, in a few days, when your third brother comes back, let's go out for a walk together, you don't look at it, on such a hot day, it's good to have a place to cool off, or how about I take you two to swim?!" Speaking of strolling, I was reminded of a good thing. I haven't been in the water for a long time, except for the time when I came to the Tang Dynasty and went to the lake to save people on a snowy day, I haven't played in the water again, at most I have been in the bathtub and I don't know if our swimming skills have regressed.

Li Ke's brother Tai is sick again, well, I don't know what kind of illness it is this time, in short, Uncle Li agreed to the request of this gentleman elite to return to Beijing to recuperate, Li Ke also specially asked someone to give me a message, and when he comes back, he wants to get drunk with me for a few times, and go hunting Yunyun together, anyway, it will be no good to come.

"Swimming? Could it be to go to play in the water? Li Zhi's brain turned quickly, and when he saw that I was gesturing the stroke, his eyes lit up, and he dimmed again: "I'm afraid that my father will ......."

"I'm afraid of fart, what are you afraid of, isn't it that neither of you can swim?" I asked curiously.

Li Zhi and Li Shen looked at each other, and lowered their heads in shame to acquiesce, "It's okay, I'll teach you, but today, I'll show you two what swimming is, and tell you that I want to swim back then, but I was a school swimmer?" Well, in short, I was known as the white stripe in the waves, the king of treading water, and the water was smoother than the swimming fish, so I was not allowed to make a grimace for the teacher, believe it or not, I smoked you. ”

----------------------------------------------------------- for the sake of safety, I decided to change the swimming venue to the liquid pool, after all, it is an artificial pond, there will be no whirlpools, undercurrents and other dangerous factors, after excluding this series of factors, it is easier for me to perform a variety of swimming postures, anyway, there will be a large number of guards guarding the side, in case of leg cramps or something, someone throws a rope to save his life.

When we arrived at the water pavilion standing by the Taiye Pool, Li Zhi and Li Shen's guards naturally dispersed the palace maids and eunuchs who stayed in the water pavilion for us. In front of everyone's eyes, my son took off his coat and pants, and only wore boxer shorts, Li Zhi and Li Shen walked around me in amazement, not to see my muscles that were far stronger than ordinary people, but to be very interested in my little pants.

"Brother Jun, your pants are really weird, why did you cut your trouser legs." Li Shen opened his mouth first, and reached over with his hand to touch it, so scared that I almost wanted to shout rudeness, and quickly pushed away the two curious little boys with his hand, puffing out his chest muscles: "What do you know, this is called shorts, specially worn inside, see here, take the button to die, naturally it will not fall down, it is convenient and flexible, and it will not be like ordinary pants to go to the toilet and have to slowly untie the knot......" explained the magic and benefits of boxer briefs to these two princes, the only regret is that there is no zipper in front, I had to take a row of four buttons to close the door, and I couldn't let the little brother run out at will.

(To be continued)