"Put one hundred and twenty hearts, I just asked my brother to accompany me to pick up my wife, just for a while, besides, it's still early, my father-in-law may not be at home, in short, can help the younger brother this big favor, when the time comes, how about the younger brother invite the two to Wangjianglou to rub hard? When the time comes, it's a big deal that the younger brother will call another one to sing a small song, so that the brother will have fun? "I tried my best to make them stop doubting my sincerity.

"For Brother Jun, even if you pull out thorns and thorns for your brother, you have to help Brother Jun, hahaha......" Li Ke, who was already half drunk, was drunk, and he was talking nonsense very freely, shaking the little tongue in his throat arrogantly, and Li Zhi on the side still looked very melancholy. Looks like we'll have to pour a handful of oil on the head of this wallgrass.

I patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, you're an adult anyway, what's wrong?" Are you afraid that the old goods will not succeed? If you're so daring, don't go. Go home and hide from your sister Yuwen. ”

"Who said that, Brother Jun looks down on people too much, when did I hide behind a woman, hum, for a friend, two wedges of the knife, Xiaozhi I can't say goodbye." Li Zhi was the most unprovoked, and immediately shook his courage to speak harshly. Great, even if Uncle Cheng's old hooligan is at home, I have pulled two cushions, hehehe, what's this called? Share the blessings and the difficulties. The brothers were originally birds of the same forest, and they suffered together when disaster came.

"Okay, today it is said that the three of us brothers, God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, go!" The three of them, leading the guards and loyal servants, went murderously towards the Lu Guogong Mansion of Cheng Lao and the hooligans.

Li Ke rolled up his sleeves, jumped off the horse, staggered onto the steps of the Lu Guogong Mansion, and looked at it for a long time before finding the Cheng Mansion family with a smiling face waiting on the side, Li Ke waved his hand: "Go quickly, tell your master, just say that this king is going to kill him today and leave no armor, uh......" A mouthful of wine, almost smoked the Cheng Mansion on the spot, and immediately rushed into the Cheng Mansion in embarrassment. "Oh no, His Royal Highness King Wu is knocking on the door."

I plucked out my ears in disbelief, looking like Li Ke, who was standing on the steps of Lu Guogong's mansion in high spirits, could it be that he was poisoned by alcohol? Dare to be so arrogant at the door of Uncle Cheng's house.

---------------------------------------------------- Li Ke also smiled and turned his head to squeeze his eyes, snorted, raised the orchid and pointed: "Don't worry, the two virtuous brothers, for the brother, what are you afraid of?" "Li Zhi and I sat on the horse in a daze and looked at this drunken maniac, I knew that I wouldn't pull this drunk to join in the fun, what is it like now? Li Zhi and I glanced at each other, and both saw what the other party was thinking, and just as we were about to turn the horse and slip away, we heard a shout comparable to thunder in the Lu Guogong Mansion: "The ghost is screaming, the old man is not dead, which one is not long-eyed, so bold, dare to let my old Cheng family not leave a piece of armor?!" Wowha......"

"Huh?!" Uncle Cheng is actually at home? My legs are weak when I roar, and the Sanqing Dao is on top, and it seems that I am in a catastrophe today. Li Ke's wine was suddenly half frightened, his eyes were frightened, and he looked at it in a hurry, as if he was observing where a big living person could be hidden.

Sure enough, Uncle Cheng, who was as fierce as before, strode out, grabbed Li Ke, and kindly showed his tiger teeth: "Tut-tut, who else should the old man be?" It turned out to be you kid. ”

Li Ke didn't have the strength to fight the invincible opponents all over the world just now, and he cried with a sad face: "Uncle don't blame, the little nephew didn't drink anymore just now, and he accidentally said a few nonsense, and the little nephew went back to the house to think about it behind closed doors." Li Ke repented, regretted very much, Uncle Cheng did not appreciate it.

"Don't leave if you come, is my Chengfu a place where you can come and leave if you want? Hey, hey, hey, the old man is holding a family banquet today, Ke boy, you are here at the right time, let the old man in, children, don't you welcome His Royal Highness King Wu in?! Uncle Cheng took it with him, and Li Ke went to the Lu Guogong Mansion to plant, and was pinched by a youth version of Uncle Cheng who jumped out halfway: "Hey, hey, since Your Highness is here, accompany our brother to have a good time, my mother has returned to her mother's house, during this time, but the world of our old Cheng family." ”

I almost got angry, it's really unfavorable, now it's okay, half a dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng is an old rascal, it seems that today, well, I'm afraid I won't be able to climb out of Cheng's Mansion tomorrow.

Uncle Cheng knocked on his family's giant boiler that was comparable to a vegetable pot in the academy with chopsticks, and said proudly: "Look, the virtuous son-in-law is a young descendant, what is this object?" The old man went to your house last time to eat a meal of mutton shabu, well, that taste, cool! However, your old man is too gentle, and the pot is so big, not enough for the old man to put down chopsticks, so the old man specially invited a craftsman to create such a bite, what's the matter? ”

I swallowed my saliva: "Well, my father-in-law is really extraordinary, this pot, don't say it's shabu slices, the whole chicken is made, and you will never see the chicken butt when you throw it in." "People can almost go down to take a bath, Uncle Cheng's aesthetic concept of items has always been high, this pot of mutton shabu is in line with his aesthetics, but the problem is to look at such a big pot, how can I still have an appetite, Uncle Cheng is even if he is to apply for the Dinis World Record.

"Wine, meat, when you come to Lao Cheng's house, you have to eat and drink, which little queen didn't lie down in the end, don't blame the old man for being ruthless, pour him with his own hands, wahahaha...... "Very happy Uncle Cheng, and a very evil Uncle Cheng."

Wine, big bowls, meat, cut almost as thick as my fingers, I'll rely on it! Can this be called shabu mutton? Holding that piece of meat that weighed almost two or two, I wanted to cry.

"What do you see? Still not ready to eat? Xiaozhi, you are also an adult baby now, boy, there is a kind, I married two girls in one go, the old man likes it, come, accompany my uncle and I will make a bowl. "Bang! Uncle Cheng's throat is like a bottomless pit trapped in the empty mountain. Li Zhi was both sad and helpless, glaring at me as if he was looking at his father's enemy, what's wrong? It's my business, who asked your third brother to provoke Uncle Cheng's old rascal?

Li Ke hesitated there with a piece of meat, he must have been worried about whether swallowing it would block his trachea and become the first prince in the Tang Dynasty to be swallowed to death by mutton shabu.

Uncle Cheng and half a dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng flew off the chopsticks, and a large piece of mutton was soaked in the tumbling soup twice, and they copied it directly, regardless of whether it was cooked or not, sticky mustard, and threw it directly into the throat, and exhaled happily.

"What's wrong with my sister-in-law? I don't move my chopsticks for a long time, come, brother, I'll give you a whole time. "A piece of flesh that was still stained with red blood was thrown into my bowl, and looking at the meat in the bowl reminded me of the wild monkeys in the Western world who were still jumping up and down in the trees and caves, and perhaps this half-cooked lamb chop was their delicacy.

"What's wrong? Could it be that you still dislike our old Cheng family's inconsiderate hospitality? "This uncle, who doesn't know if it's the third or the fourth, slammed out a pair of tiger teeth at me, the ancestors are a plank, and the tiger teeth of our family are so long. Close your eyes, open your mouth, it doesn't matter if it's raw or cooked, whether it has any infectious diseases, anyway, there are two princes to accompany the funeral, and we're worth it.

"Virtuous son-in-law, hehe, come ......" Uncle Cheng patted the vacant seat on the side of his buttocks, motioned for me to go over, and moved his butt to Uncle Cheng tremblingly: "Hello father-in-law." ”

"Hehehe, good son-in-law, the old man is happy, our old Cheng family is happy, come, drink three cups." Uncle Cheng and I made three bowls in a row, I was suddenly top-heavy, the old rascal likes to drink alcohol, but I can't resist such a way of drinking, it will be alcoholism.

---------------------------------------------------- "But! Uncle Cheng's slap was on my shoulder, as strong and powerful as the claws of a fierce beast: "Little Housheng, the old man has looked for you a few times, why don't you come to see the old man, are you still afraid that the old man will eat you?" Uncle Cheng likes to grin when he speaks, and his hideous and shiny teeth are very reminiscent of schizodonts, that is, large predatory cats.

"No, the conscience of heaven and earth, I can't hide from anyone, who are you? You are my father-in-law, the famous Lu Guogong in the Tang Dynasty, a generation of famous generals who are feared by the enemy, I am extremely proud that I am your son-in-law, how can I hide from you? The son-in-law is just busy with official business, otherwise, he will be the first to visit your old man's home when he returns to Chang'an. "I was very resentful, and I could hear Uncle Cheng's eyebrows raised and he smiled. But Li Zhi and Li Ke despised me with very much eyes, damn, what's there? Ben Gongzi didn't shoot this old thing well, it's not me who is unlucky, besides, you didn't see me filming your father, Your Majesty Uncle Li, the Tang Emperor, Uncle Li was photographed so much, and his ugly face with peach blossoms is not much better than Cheng Lao hooligan.

"Virtuous son-in-law, my daughter went with your mother-in-law to see her grandfather, rare, good boy, there is a kind, dare to let my daughter get pregnant before the daughter of the old man Li, it is really a man, wahahaha...... "Uncle Cheng knows what convergence is?" Do you need to say it so loudly? Do you need it? I was so angry that I almost wanted to pounce on him and choke his neck, didn't I know that there were two princes on the side, Uncle Li's son, and my wife's brother?

Li Ke and Li Zhi on the side gritted their teeth and looked at this old rascal who was smiling very proudly, and they didn't know what they were muttering, in short, it wouldn't be obedient. Their hearts are also very complicated, and they really want to beat this old rascal, but at the moment, the enemy is strong and I am weak, even if I join, I am not the opponent of the seven wolves of the Cheng family.

Angry, Li Ke and Li Zhi could only use wine to dispel their sorrows with a smile, meat, if they can avoid it, it seems that these two princes are also worried that this way of eating will make them degenerate into primitive humans.

(To be continued)