I breathed the air, and it took me a long time to calm myself down, and I directly ignored Uncle Cheng's crazy words, so as not to hurt myself too much, besides, let your daughter get pregnant first is a man, what kind of truth is this? Is.

After several rounds of wine, my stomach was high and then deflated, and then it was propped up again, there was no way, Uncle Cheng kindly carried the vegetables for me, can you not eat it? Enough wine, enough to get the benefits, went to the door and poured it twice, in a wonderful state, at least the mind can still be clear, and when he came back, he let Uncle Cheng pour it violently. Li Ke was completely crazy, he lifted the wine bowl and poured it on his clothes, as for Li Zhi, he was holding the wine bowl and crying and laughing for a while, and he didn't know what kind of nerves this little kid was doing, and he despised it!

As for the second uncle Cheng Chuliang and the eldest brother Cheng Chumo, the two of them set an example today, stripped naked, well, and wore a pair of pants, and played in the hall, okay! It's good, it's worthy of Uncle Cheng's species, suicide and brutality are so painful, seeing Cheng Chuliang being turned over several times by the boss Cheng Chumo, I can't help but cheer excitedly.

"Virtuous son-in-law, after a few months, the old man hugged his grandson, and when the time comes, it will be good to live at home for a long time." Uncle Cheng took a big mouth and sucked it up, and a bowl of wine went straight to the bottom.

I hurriedly poured wine for this old scourge: "Father-in-law's words are unacceptable, our Datang has to rely on the support of a pillar of the country like you, my father-in-law is physically strong, and it is the year of fighting, so he must have the heart of retreat." ”

"Oh? Is it......" Uncle Cheng glanced at me, after drinking so much wine, it was just two more vulgar blushes on Mao's face, and a pair of old eyes lit up: "These two highnesses are very close to your virtuous son-in-law." ”

What does Uncle Cheng mean, I was slightly stunned: "Prince Ke is the brother of the son-in-law, and the prince is a student of the son-in-law, so he will naturally get closer." After saying it carefully, he raised his eyes and glanced at Uncle Cheng, the old guy had a sly smile on his face, and he didn't know what he was calculating.

"Father-in-law, what are you thinking about?" As soon as I asked this sentence, I saw Li Ke, the drunken maniac on the side, suddenly pointed over there and laughed loudly, turned his head to look, and scared Lao Tzu for a moment, at this time, the eldest brother and the second uncle who only kept a pair of shorts to cover their shame have evolved from the traditional horn to wrestling, and there is a trend of continuing to develop to fists and feet. This family really doesn't know what kind of nerve it is, such a big one.

---------------------------------------------------- "Father-in-law, why don't you persuade ......" I'm a little anxious, after all, they are acquaintances, although I really hope that these two can fight to lose both, but no matter how good or bad it is, you have to say a word or two, lest others blame you for being heartless.

Uncle Cheng looked at the two sons who were pinching up very kindly, poured a big bowl of wine, and snorted beautifully: "Hehehe, these bad boys, it's okay, they often do this, our old Cheng family's species, as long as they are men, they should be beaten and killed, otherwise, how can they live so spiritually, how can they do those crooked melons and bad dates." "Uncle Cheng's theory of survival of the fittest makes me embarrassed, no wonder, the six youth versions of Uncle Cheng are fighting a top trick outside, it turns out that this is how Uncle Cheng was educated, but the way is a little more intense, and I don't quite adapt to it.

Li Ke was very enthusiastic to be the referee, shouting while crookedly going up to ask the two sides to compete fairly, and was coldly pumped by the eldest or the second, and was directly on the side, and was rescued from the dangerous area by several other uncles. Poor brother, I mourn for you.

"Come, virtuous son-in-law, go to the backyard with the old man to drink, let these bad boys play here." Uncle Cheng smiled. I picked it up and walked out of the hall. When I was about to go out, I turned around, and at this time, the eldest brother and the second uncle had developed to the point of fists and kicks.

Li Ke on the side got up, yelling at him to cheer up, and he didn't know whose oil he added, this guy was so cute when he got drunk.

"Alas, I wish my daughter had given birth to two babies now. Virtuous son-in-law, don't let the old man down. Uncle Cheng smiled.

I can only stare at Uncle Cheng, I don't know how to answer, your daughter is a human being, and it will take ten months to conceive, as for whether she can give birth to twins, we are not immortals, just conceived for the past month or two, no one has the ability to know, let alone replant late-season rice, at least there is no such means in future generations.

"What's wrong, what's the matter?" Uncle Cheng was very dissatisfied with my expression. "Hehe, my father-in-law hugged my grandson very much, and my son-in-law was very understanding and understood. Father-in-law, please. Quickly picked up the wine and handed it to Uncle Cheng.

Uncle Cheng was very satisfied and wiped the wine stains on his beard: "The old man is a martial artist, fighting for life and death on the battlefield, relying on a fatal blow, killing people and capturing the flag depends on bravery, relying on the sharp blade in his hand, but what is this official...... Alas, mother, it's like a group of old ladies quarreling, soft and powerless. The old man who was hurt had nothing to do. "Uncle Cheng's analogy may be vulgar, but it is very appropriate, but I have been to the court a few times, and I have seen this kind of scene many times.

"The old man is a martial minister, no matter who the sky above his head changes, it's about Lao Cheng's. However, the virtuous son-in-law is young, you are too involved. Uncle Cheng's gaze blinked at me very strangely, and my heart fluttered. Who is Uncle Cheng, the No. 1 underworld leader in the Tang Dynasty, who can cut out a piece of the sky just by playing with an ax and being domineering? No way, the old guy often pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger.

Thief, this is the essence of Uncle Cheng's rough appearance, I admire this old rascal too much, and the hiding is really deep enough.

"What's the matter, virtuous son-in-law, do you think your father-in-law is a wild man who only knows how to wield guns and sticks?" Uncle Cheng's eye-squeezing posture is very obscene, wild man, and this description is too reminiscent of a series of abnormal events related to widows.

"How can it, my father-in-law can see people accurately, and he will see the timing, he can be said to be unparalleled in the world, how can he be compared to those brainless reckless people, otherwise, how can he mix with such glory." I'm telling the truth, Uncle Cheng has made a fortune until now, relying on these two brushes, of course, his military exploits are also another focus.

Uncle Cheng regained his brutal nature, and poured wine in a big gulp: "Little Housheng, it's best to stay away from your brother's platform, the eldest grandson's old yin man has already looked at him unpleasantly." ”

"You mean His Royal Highness King Wu?" My hand holding the wine trembled slightly, and I couldn't help but raise my eyes to look at Uncle Cheng, Uncle Cheng's expression remained unchanged, and he glanced at me: "I know myself, if it weren't for my daughter, the old man wouldn't have the time to talk nonsense with you, but well, your eyesight is good, you have crossed paths with Li Zhi, a little ruffian two years ago, and according to the old man's eyesight, I'm afraid there will really be a show." Hehe, come, keep drinking......" Uncle Cheng didn't talk much, but he revealed all his thoughts to me, and also made me understand something, in short, it made me feel very beneficial, but King Wu, this King Wu I must find a way to preserve it no matter what, this is not only to confront the Changsun Yin people, to confront history, but more importantly, he is my brother, and he is a key to history. Of course, Uncle Cheng's words are not unreasonable, so I must be more cautious and careful.

---------------------------------------------------- at noon the next day, Uncle Cheng felt guilty because I couldn't get my daughter back to the door, and decided to let us continue to stay, and the family banquet continued to wait, and the two princes and I couldn't escape Uncle Cheng's clutches...... In the evening, my dearest, greatest, and strong mother-in-law finally came back, Uncle Cheng and half a dozen youth versions of Uncle Cheng, who had escorted me and the two princes to the wine table, suddenly disappeared without a trace like a ninja, as if everything from our yesterday to today was illusory, Li Ke stepped out of the door of Cheng's Mansion with a black circle under his eyes, and walked out of the door of Cheng's Mansion with eight immortal steps to cry without tears, and Li Zhi behind him had lost his sense of direction when he walked, like a psychopath who had been imprisoned for several months, take a step and take a while, We laughed twice with schadenfreude, the headache came again, the steps were vain and weak, the eyes were blank, the damn alcohol was moderately poisoned, the damn Sanle pulp sequelae, even on horseback looked pestilence, and there was no previous high-minded demeanor.

Fortunately, my sister Luan cared about me and transferred with me, I rode in an ox cart and she rode a horse. I am very sad, in the current situation, the kidnapped hostages should be me and the two princes, Cheng Luanluan and my mother-in-law are our saviors, the respectable Flying Tigers special police.

When they arrived at the street, the three brothers said goodbye with sad tears, comradeship, death righteousness, and peacetime can only be cultivated in the Longtan Tiger's Den like Uncle Cheng's mansion.

"I'm sorry Toshiro, the concubine didn't expect this?" Cheng Luanluan looked at her husband who had become weak, and felt distressed and wanted to laugh. "Don't say it, as long as I can snatch you back, no matter how much hardship you have, I will admit it for my husband." I held Cheng Luanluan's hand, it's all on this, it's useless to be angry, it's better to sell yourself to your mother-in-law, maybe you can get some benefits.

Sure enough, Cheng Luanluan heard me say this, and the spring waves rippling in his clear eyes seemed to be dripping water, and he put his hand on my cheek and rubbed it gently: "Junlang, look at you like this, concubine." Cheng Luanluan must also hate her father for doing this to his son-in-law.

"No, Sister Luan, you don't have to say anything, I'm willing to do anything for you." I sincerely said a sentence that made me want to chop off my tongue, well, I don't need to chop it myself, when Cheng Luanluan took the initiative to kiss, I almost sucked my tongue, alas, God will always let you lose some, and will compensate you for some, but the loss is too painful, the gain is too sweet, too extreme.

(To be continued)