Uncle Cheng's laughter has not fallen, and I have already heard countless shouts or low curses around me, all of them scolding Uncle Cheng for being shameless or cheeky, shameless and despicable, and so on...... Even several famous Turkic generals around Uncle Li couldn't help but turn their heads, and there must have been foul language in their mouths.

There are many generals in the Tang Dynasty who are ethnic minorities, and Uncle Cheng's big mouth has offended all of them, but no one wants to deal with this brazen old ruffian, so they can only use words and obscene gestures to fight back.

At least I heard no less than three dialects of obscene words and two languages that I couldn't recognize the attack on Uncle Cheng, but Uncle Cheng, who has mature experience in this area, turned a deaf ear to this and turned a blind eye, but slapped me on the shoulder, and his furry face squeezed out a kind expression: "Virtuous son-in-law, when the old man takes time, I will definitely teach you a few tricks, think back then, the old man played on horseback, it is definitely ......" I can't hear it, or should I say that my will automatically blocked Uncle Cheng's voice, His big mouth still opened and closed up and down in front of my eyes, but with the willpower of a party member, I forcibly allowed myself to enter the realm of the unity of heaven and man.

Squeezed out a smile and watched this old rascal spit in front of me, ignoring public morality.

Not far behind him, Su Dingfang slapped the saddle vigorously, this guy couldn't hold it back, as for Pei Xingjian, he was smugly hooking his fingers at Duan Yunsong and Xue Rengui, and the two of them took out coins from their pockets and handed them to Pei Xingjian's slap with a frustrated face.

And Li Ke was huddled with Li Ke and other bad princes, looking at this side and grinning into a ball, from this I found out that the old man's foresight is really not comparable to me, and calling Li Ke and others fox friends is even already a compliment to them, and it is more appropriate to call Uncle Li and others beasts.

Uncle Cheng still didn't let me go, chattering in my ear about what he did this time to steal chickens and dogs, I could only force a smile, sometimes out loud to show peace, Uncle Cheng said that the mouth was foaming, and finally took off the iron kettle from the saddle, opened the kettle, and suddenly a smell of wine came to my nose.

Uncle Cheng tilted his head, smacked, and saw that the big Adam's apple shook up and down a few times, I was afraid that there was half a pot, wiping his mouth, Uncle Cheng let out a sigh: "Damn, it's hot this day, and I can't get a dry mouth." By the way, my son-in-law, what about my family's Tuo'er? How's it going? ”

------------------------------------------------, "Okay, that kid has a great body, and everything he eats is delicious, and I'm worried that this kid will become a big fat man in the future." "When I mention those babies in my family, I am very happy in my heart, Fang Bin and Fang Jue are the oldest, quite like big brothers and big sisters, Fang Tuo, this guy, his temper is similar to the third child, which makes me both happy and headache, Cheng Luan dotes on this little guy very much, Li Shusheng's room width is also about the same, but fortunately, since going to school, these two spoiled children's mothers were driven aside by me, and showed them a yellow card as a warning, educating children is what fathers should do, you feel sorry for children, I have to wait until I teach these little guys a lesson, even if I'm the father who smokes them, you are not allowed to bare your teeth, otherwise, the little fart children naturally think that they have a talisman, and if they make a mistake in the future, they will inevitably want to prevaricate, and in the long run, then it will be repaid?

Although Cheng Luanluan and Li Shu argued with me in a different way and played scoundrels, but, in front of the big right and wrong, I don't eat sugar-coated shells, and the beauties are willing to do it, but I still maintain a firm position afterwards, and in the end, these two girls can only retreat angrily. I was wrong, but they finally realized the good intentions of a father who longed for his children to be successful, so they turned to me to support me.

Although occasionally these two mothers-in-law will carry me behind my back to make some small moves in front of the children, I will also turn a blind eye, after all, it is a harmonious family, there is no need to be too rigid, and in this way, it also makes them understand that I, as a father, are not blindly demanding too strictly.

Well, it's not bad, our children are finally out of line, they are smart in reading, they are also clever in doing things, they are also polite and polite, there is no pampered surname in other families, the most important thing is that there are many children in our family, and we help each other, very united and harmonious.

Of course, sometimes there will be scenes of fighting, and I will always show up before the winner is decided, and I do not blindly ask them to love each other and forgive each other, I will always teach them a very severe lesson and punish them to kneel in the ancestral hall.

However, in the dark and gloomy ancestral hall, in the absence of a third party, the probability of brotherhood is far greater than that of me, a father, preaching with his mouth. For this kind of psychological tactic, not only my mother-in-law praised it, but even my mother-in-law praised me for being a father.

As for the old Sifangde, he is still breastfeeding at the moment, and he can't see the depth of this child, but under the careful cultivation of me, a Datang educator, I believe that I will become a pillar of Datang in the future.

"Hehe, okay, it's good to eat, well, after two days, when the old man has leisure, come and teach him the family martial arts of our old Cheng family, it must not be like your eldest brother, what is the use of Sven, stabbing people with a knife is called Chang Happy, hahaha......"

"......" I touched the sword at my waist, and wondered if I should cut this old thing under the horse now, so as not to take my child with me. It's okay to think about it, but after I go home, I must tell Cheng Luanluan strictly, don't let Tuo'er be alone with this old rascal, I don't want a juvenile version of Uncle Cheng to appear in my house, and at that time, I will regret it.

finally found an excuse, and finally escaped from the range of Uncle Cheng's spittle, and squeezed into Su Dingfang's group of people in embarrassment, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. "It's still your father-in-law!" Su Dingfang gave me a thumbs up, with a look of envy: "If someone else says this, I'm afraid that there will be a life lawsuit at this time." ”

"Nonsense, there are a few old guys who can't be touched and can't be provoked, your father-in-law can be counted as one, and that old man Xiao, and ......" Pei Xingjian said very carefully. is like the tabloid entertainment of later generations, and if you put it to later generations, you will not be a war correspondent, and you will definitely be a new era hooligan who goes to engage in candid photography all day long.

------------------------------------------------, "By the way, what are you guys gambling on behind?" I pulled Xue Rengui on the side, Xue Rengui smiled: "It's not that Brother Pei is making a bet, saying that it is to see if Cheng Lao Pi is going to see today, cough cough, will General Cheng say anything shocking again, and the result is that Brother Pei expected it." ”

"Damn! Brother Xingjian, take my father-in-law as a gambling device? What a guts! After I got the news, I was immediately furious, and immediately stepped forward to grab Pei Xingjian, and shouted in a deep voice, so frightened that this big slap covered my mouth, and glanced at Uncle Cheng, who was talking not far ahead, very worriedly: "My good brother, can't you do it?" Provoke that thing to get on the body, and you still don't let your brother live? ”

Picking away this guy's stinky hands, he glared at the gambler: "Don't talk nonsense! Take the hush money first, otherwise, I will easily forget things tightly, and maybe I won't be able to remember anything when I turn my head. Hehe, Brother Xingjian really ...... with high righteousness, "After accepting the bribe, my mood has finally calmed down a little, and the fire in my belly that I was holding back from Uncle Cheng just now has disappeared a lot, but Pei Xingjian's eyes are very resentful, well, yes, who let this guy gamble on everything, besides, if it weren't for the brotherhood, I wouldn't have charged such a hush money of less than fifty yuan." Just poke Uncle Cheng directly, just look at the joke.

When I returned to Chang'an City, it was already nearly night, Uncle Li was very enthusiastic to invite all the officials to eat and drink in the palace, and finally left the palace with the old man, and rushed home, naturally, Fang Cheng and Bo Narjin were sent home early by me to report the good news of my father's return to the house, and when they arrived at the entrance of the alley, they could already see the lights outside the door of our house, and my mother and my mother-in-law and children were crowded outside the door of the house, and they were looking towards this side.

"What is this doing? Isn't the old man going to Mount Tai for a walk? If the whole family is standing outside the door, if people see it, will it not be a joke? "The old man is still nagging at me seriously, but the reins of the horse in his hand have been loosened a little, so that the pace of the mount on his body is faster, I am embarrassed to say that the old man is hypocritical, so I can only shut up and follow the old man towards the gate of the mansion honestly.

Well, the scene is very touching, the old husband and wife are almost about to hug their heads and cry, such a picture of children is not good, naturally it is impossible to let idle people wait to see, so take advantage of the old man and his mother holding hands at the door to tell the feelings of longing, I, the son, naturally have to take on the heavy responsibility of dispersing the crowd of onlookers, and drove a group of gossipy mothers-in-law into the house, of course, the third child can not be missed, God knows what shocking words this stupid boy will say, annoying the mother and the old man who are complaining to each other, That's not something that ordinary people can afford.

(To be continued)