Chapter 801: Forced Confession of the Third Child (Calling for a Monthly Pass)
"My father-in-law and my mother-in-law are really sweet, look, my father-in-law will take care of my mother-in-law's sideburns......" Li Shu put his head on the crack of the door very persistently, and kept informing us of the news in his mouth, angry, how can you let you enjoy such things alone.
I hurriedly squeezed forward: "Where? Why didn't I see anyone? I came to the crack of the door, there was not even a ghost on the steps, but the door creaked, my mother opened the door with her eyes staring, and her face was a little red under the light, looking at me with a smile but not a smile, and there was a cold air in her voice: "Erlang, what are you looking at?" ”
Tilting his head, Li Shu on the side had already put on a virtuous and virtuous expression, and hugged the second sister, as if he had nothing to do with this matter, and the angry Lao Tzu almost vomited blood, but now is not the time to vomit blood, we have to mix it up first.
"I didn't look at anything, the child was worried that his mother and father would not be able to support themselves after standing outside for a long time, and I wanted to ask you to go into the house with my father." I quickly rammed my tongue out. The old man also stepped into the door of the mansion, glanced at me viciously, snorted coldly, and said to his mother with a pleasant face: "Madam, let's go in, the old man still has a lot to talk to you about here." ”
Old sycophant, I can't say this even if I am killed, otherwise, it is very likely that the old man and his mother will join forces to play with two swords and merge me directly. The third child was very cheeky and jumped forward to hold the old man's big hand: "Daddy, I miss the child." ”
"Little pony!" I finally scolded angrily, and the delicious expression made several of my mothers-in-law hide next to me and cover their mouths and snicker, with the different colors of dresses, laughing like a bunch of flower fairies.
"What are you laughing at, hmph, why don't you go and let the kitchen prepare some more wine and food, so that my mother can pick up the wind for the old man." I finally kept a serious face, glanced at the mothers-in-law who were still covering their lips and snickering, put my hands behind my back, and strode out proudly, striding towards my mother and them.
The old man snuggled on the soft rattan cushion, took a sip of the grape wine treasured at home, took the chopsticks and mixed the jelly into his mouth, and sipped it deliciously, and it took a long time to breathe: "It's still good at home, the old man has been really tired enough in the past few months." ”
As soon as the old man said this, his mother suddenly became worried: "Isn't there an injury on your body?" Let the concubine take a look, why don't you pay attention to your body, you are still like a child at such an age. "Mother's question-like questions made the old man not even have a chance to distinguish.
------------------------------------------------ had to wait for his mother to finish speaking, and then he stopped his mother's hand to give him a physical examination and said with a smile: "Madame, don't worry, the old man has not left any injuries on his eastern tour with His Majesty this time, but this trip has come up and tempered the bones of this body stronger, hehe, and the set of Tai Chi techniques taught to me by Yuan Daoyou does have the effect of strengthening the body, the old man is outside, It is also said to practice diligently, regardless of wind and rain. ”
I rolled my eyes when I heard this, the things created and invented by this son are now good, why has it become the signature goods of Yuan Tiangang's old god stick? But forget it, we don't need to fight for this thing anyway, isn't it just a set of boxing techniques? The main thing is that the old man feels that it is too embarrassing to study with his own baby, so he uses the name Yuan Tiangang, and when I think about it, my heart is swirling and calming down.
The old man then went on to talk about the eldest brother and Fang Tai, that is the eldest son and grandson of our Fang family, Fang Tai is quite promising, but it is too much like his father, like a little nerd, this period of time, the development of several coastal states and counties in Jiangnan Province is very rapid, the most important thing is the method that this son discussed with his eldest brother, the coastal place, since there is convenience, it is time to increase trade with international friends, plus, Uncle Li also gave my eldest brother authorization, Xu and maritime trade, one to increase economic income, two, It is also to prepare for the southward operation in the future.
And this time, when Uncle Li went to Suzhou to inspect, it happened to be the season when he was ready to sow late rice after the early rice harvest, and Uncle Li even went to the field to show off in person, to show that Datang has always attached importance to farming. All the achievements of the eldest brother in Gangnam Province made Uncle Li and the important ministers of the court who went with him obvious to all.
"Your Majesty is full of praise for our Dalang, giving us a goldfish bag and a purple robe to show your favor, hehe, our house is a door with three purples." The old man was so happy that his front teeth were exposed, and his mother was also so happy that he rubbed his hands vigorously: "This is too good, our family is not an ordinary person, and you have carefully taught for so many years, if you don't even have this bit of talent, then you will live up to your hard work, alas, our family, let's see if the third kid has the ability of his eldest brother and his second brother in the future." The mother's finger poked at the door of the third child's head.
The third child looked aggrieved: "Mother, why are you poking the child?" I didn't do anything bad. ”
"Hmph, bastard, don't do good things all day long, the bad things you have done for more than half a year, my mother can't finish talking about it for a day and a night, you still dare to talk to your mother, believe it or not, I'll shake your bad things to your father now, see if he doesn't suck your ass!" The mother made a face, very fierce and vicious, the third immediately changed his attitude, and hurriedly compensated his mother, while also flattering the old man and patting the sycophants, and patting the old man's kind eyebrows and kindness, well, the third child's face is much thicker than mine, this is the so-called blue out of the blue and better than the blue.
However, listening to the old man's words, it does make me very happy and excited, happy for the eldest brother, the favor of our house is by no means obtained by patting on the back, what does it rely on? Hard work and excellent political achievements.
Needless to say, the old man has cried for the Tang Dynasty, and has worked hard for so many years, and it is nothing to wear a purple robe, and our eldest brother, it has only taken less than three years, and it has paved the way for the strategic goals of Datang to develop Luzon and Liuqiu Island, in addition, the economic and agricultural development of Jiangnan Province has also made progress for all to see, in addition, the eldest brother has never asked the court for a penny except for asking Uncle Li for a laborer, and has built a cement straight road before several states and counties, speeding up the connection between states and countiesAt the same time, it also promotes business and trade between states and counties, all of which is not a political achievement?
"Oh, by the way, there's another thing that the old man almost forgot, San Lang, the old man has something for you here." The old man pointed to the box that Fang Cheng had moved in, and I hurriedly stepped forward to open it. The old man commanded, "Just take the wooden box on your face, just bring it." ”
------------------------------------------------ I answered, reached out and picked up the small wooden box, and picked it up casually, it was not heavy, it didn't seem to be anything like gold, silver, jewelry, etc., raised my arm and dodged the hand that the third child stretched out, glared at the kid, and respectfully handed it to the old man's hand.
The old man opened the wooden box, and everyone present couldn't help but widen their eyes, what appeared in front of people's eyes was a very beautiful conch, the snail body was beautiful milky white, and there were also very beautiful brown and yellow stripes wrapped around it, the total length was nearly a foot, the screw mouth was irregular oval, the diameter was nearly half a foot, and there were neatly arranged and smooth snail ribs and fine grooves near the screw mouth, the shell mouth was wide, and the inner surface of the shell was smooth and a lovely pink.
"Third uncle, you have picked up the baby, don't thank you father-in-law!" Li Shu's eyes were green, and there was obviously a strange smell in his voice.
Don't say it's my mother-in-law, even my mother-in-law gasped: "Master, where did you get this baby?" Such beautiful snails, even the ones that Jiro brought back last time are not as good as them. The mother took it in her hand and rubbed it lovingly.
The old man shook his head: "How can the old man have the spare time to go to the beach to pick up these things, this is what our Princess Jinyang personally went to the beach for several days to pick up." For this, I also choked His Majesty enough to choke ...... "As soon as the old man said this, his mother's eyes that were originally shining when she looked at the conch now became like a searchlight, and she suddenly fixed the third cover on the spot, and several of my beautiful mothers-in-law also looked at the third child with a gossipy face, this stupid boy's face was a little red, but his eyes were also fixed on the conch in his mother's hand.
"San Lang, tell me honestly, what did you say to Princess Jinyang?" The mother smiled and narrowed her eyes, carefully put the huge conch back into the wooden box, and stared at the third child with a warm smile.
The third child had an innocent expression on his face: "What can I say, it's obviously my sister's own words, and she will give me a gift when she comes back, what can this thing be good, you can't eat it and you can't play it, it's better to give me a bow and crossbow and shoot birds...... Yes! Mother, what are you doing? The third child's ear fell into the hands of his mother.
The mother gritted her teeth and smiled: "Silly boy, I have been pretending to be confused in front of my mother all day long. Say, what is between you and Princess Jinyang? Otherwise, Her Royal Highness the princess will go to the beach for a few days in person, and pick up a baby for your kid? ”
(To be continued)