Some things are very strange, sometimes, when Fang Shaoyun likes to chat, at most he used to open six QQ chats at the same time, but after losing interest, one day Fang Shaoyun suddenly found that he had even forgotten his QQ password.

And there are some things that you are always afraid of losing, but after losing them, you find that you are still alive, and you are still alive and well.

***

Fang Shaoyun found that he still slept well, and the number of insomnia seemed to be much less.

Normally, Fang Shaoyun would get up at 8 o'clock in the morning, because the first class started at 8:30 o'clock.

Fang Shaoyun would spend ten minutes getting dressed, and then take ten minutes to look in the mirror and say solemnly: "Handsome guy, you are so handsome." Then take three minutes to wash up. Then he ran to the classroom at a flying speed, stopping once and buying two buns for five cents each.

At 8:30 in history class, the old professor with his eyes asked: "Why was the Kuomintang army defeated in the Battle of Dingyang Bridge?" Fang Shaoyun replied: "The tactics are wrong. "What does it mean to be tactically wrong?" "To fight this kind of bridge-like battle, we must be flexible and mobile, outflank, and cooperate with airdrops to disturb, how can we win by blindly hitting the front?"

The old professor was so shocked that he no longer dared to discuss the battle in class.

9:45 economics class time. The professor asked, "If you have average financial strength but a stable income, how will you choose to invest?" ”

Fang Shaoyun, who was still thinking about why he was ravaged in a group beating yesterday, didn't even think about it: "Raise a dog." ”

"Well, it's a small investment, but it's a good return on investment. And now there are fewer people doing it, and there is less competition....... ”

"Is that okay?" Fang Shaoyun's classmates' eyes widened in surprise.

At 11:30, Fang Shaoyun came to the dining room in the admiring eyes of his classmates. Fang Shaoyun's family conditions are not bad, and he has received a good education since he was a child. And I've never suffered anything.

But this is not proportional to a person's eating of elephants. Fang Shaoyun's appearance of eating noodles can really make people want to kick him to death. And when Fang Shaoyun was eating, he had a hobby. Ordinary people will only sit together with familiar people in groups of three or five, but Fang Shaoyun likes to sit down at any location, regardless of who is sitting at the long dinner table.

Today's Fang Shaoyun seems to be very lucky, Fang Shaoyun sat casually, and found that there was actually a beautiful girl sitting diagonally opposite.

You know, in science and engineering colleges with a 7:1 ratio of male to female students, the odds of meeting a beautiful girl are about the same as the chances of picking up a meal card in the cafeteria. And when you meet a beautiful girl who is single, the odds are almost the same as the chances of the Chinese football team winning the World Cup.

So Fang Shaoyun's blood surged, if it weren't for the basin in his hand, Fang Shaoyun would probably have to kneel down immediately and thank the merciful Lord.

After Fang Shaoyun squeezed out a smile that he thought was charming, he began to bury his head in front of him. But Fang Shaoyun had only eaten half of it before he saw the sad and indignant gaze of the girl opposite.

Fang Shaoyun turned his head, then turned his head, and after confirming that there were no others around him, he asked cautiously, "Is there something wrong?" ”

The girl was indignant: "If I hadn't been awake, I would have thought I had arrived at the pigsty." ”

Fang Shaoyun was puzzled, turned his head, and then turned his head again. The environment is superior, the surrounding food is fragrant and charming, where does it have anything to do with the pigsty?

"I've lived for so many years, and I never thought that eating noodles alone could make such a terrifying sound."

Fang Shaoyun ran away, Fang Shaoyun didn't run away because he blushed. The skin of those who have reached the third year is already thicker than the bark of the oldest tree on Yuelu Mountain. Fang Shaoyun ran because he was afraid that if he stayed there, the grief-stricken girl opposite would cry.

No wonder that country is so perverted, it turns out that their tradition of eating noodles has such great lethality.

Snoring, purring, what kind of scene is a bunch of people eating noodles like this, Fang Shaoyun's eyes were moist.

After eating, Fang Shaoyun rushed to the Internet café, although Fang Shaoyun has his own network, but it is Fang Shaoyun's favorite thing to open a black shop in Haofang's rookie paradise with like-minded comrades in the Internet café.

The Internet café is called Life Internet Café, Fang Shaoyun doesn't know who gave this name, but every time Fang Shaoyun sees the signboard with the word "life" written on it, he always thinks of two words that make all men terrifying.

***

Seeing that it was an acquaintance, the proprietress of the Internet café immediately opened a seat. And flatteringly brought over a cup of tea.

Fang Shaoyun looked at the charming proprietress and said, "Boss, I don't need tea." ”

The proprietress is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she straightened her chest, lost her wink, and deliberately said, "Then what are you going to say." Looking at it like that, Fang Shaoyun felt a chill, and remembered Jin Xiangyu, who liked to light candles in the Dragon Gate Inn.

But Fang Shaoyun was still serious, "I'm sorry, now I need a man, a strong man." ”

With a bang, the whole life Internet café collapsed.

***

The man came quickly. And sure enough, he is a strong man. A bearded man.

Men have a cool ID, killall.

This ID makes people feel a murderous aura at a glance, but Fang Shaoyun knows that this strong man like an animal is a rookie. An out-and-out rookie.

Killall's name is Peng Feng. Captain of the Fever Clan.

Of course, Fang Shaoyun thinks that killall is a rookie, because killall can't even beat Fang Shaoyun. What level is Fang Shaoyun himself. Of course, Fang Shaoyun knew very well that a person who mixed up in Haofang Rookie Paradise was certainly not a master. And the person who can't even beat Fang Shaoyun is, of course, a rookie.

But Fang Shaoyun immediately showed a sycophantic smile, as if what Fang Shaoyun saw was a slayerboxer. killall is not a master, but he is already the best 2v2 partner that Fang Shaoyun can find in this Internet café.

In this Internet café with a crooked "life" sign, there are no masters at all. The real masters are all nested in the "BOS" Internet café at the foot of the mountain, and Fang Shaoyun is also very clear about this.

There was once a stupid junior who asked Fang Shaoyun about this. "Since there are masters there, why don't you go to that Internet café."

"Is it better to be the boss, or is it better to be a little deflated?"

"Of course it's good to be the boss."

"Then I'm the boss here, am I going to BOS to be a lame three." Fang Shaoyun looked at his junior brother's eyes at that time, just like looking at an idiot.

(Note 1: There is a tradition in country J that you must make a sound when eating noodles, otherwise it is considered rude.)

Note 2: The black shop refers to the time when the group is in Europe, where a group of people sit together, can look at each other, and shout at each other. It is considered to be a very obscene and obscene practice in the interstellar, but many people enjoy it. ）