"Why are you smiling so much, I'm not a woman." Peng Feng skillfully lit a cigarette and casually entered Fang Shaoyun's game.

"Don't talk nonsense, when someone comes in, look like a man." Fang Shaoyun was only interested in abusing vegetables, and he was not interested in this rookie old man in a team with only four team members at all.

One afternoon was safe and sound, Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng changed their methods and used n kinds of inhumane means to abuse countless birds who broke into the black shop.

The pleasure of SM makes two excited men fight from noon to night. Completely ignore the slogans that time flies, time is life, etc.

But at night, the storm changed. In the channel of this rookie paradise 8, two IDs of xx1 and xx2 suddenly appeared.

After the two of them entered the game between Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng, they killed Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng to the core.

After confirming that the opponent was not cheating, Peng Feng roared angrily: "Damn, is there any Xingde, it must be two black shops." ”

Fang Shaoyun nodded approvingly. Checkout off the machine.

and Fang Shaoyun also had two macho men who played CS. On the way back, the two CS fighters were stunned by Fang Shaoyun's brag-nonsense interstellar tactics.

On the side of the road, a dressed and flamboyant mm came up to talk. "A few handsome guys, do you want to shoot? Very cheap. ”

The two CS hitters looked at it. "We don't shoot guns, we only shoot guns."

mm said: "How boring it is to shoot a gun alone." Still is....... ”

"Yes, it's so boring to shoot alone. So we often shoot in groups of people, usually 10, 5 against 5, to see who can shoot faster. ”

“……。” mm was speechless, and looked at Fang Shaoyun again.

Fang Shaoyun sighed, "Don't look at me, I only jerk off." (Note: The shortcut to the interstellar is a dongdong similar to an airplane, so Fang Shaoyun is used to calling the interstellar a plane)

mm sighed: "Then how did you fight?" ”

"We usually play 2 against 2 and have been playing all afternoon today. My hands are sore. ”

MM almost passed out. "Poor student."

***

On the way back, the two CS chatted with Fang Shaoyun, "What kind of mm are you going to find as a wife in the future." I must be playing interstellar with you. ”

Fang Shaoyun shook his head: "You are wrong. If I'm looking for it, I'm going to have to find someone who doesn't play interstellar. ”

The reason for the question of the two cs. Fang Shaoyun said: "The reason is very simple, men like women, but no one likes to find a woman to marry." ”

Of course, the two CSs deeply agreed.

But they didn't know that Fang Shaoyun's first girlfriend was a mm who couldn't play interstellar, Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyu will cook all the dishes that Fang Shaoyun likes to eat. will be coquettish, will play a small temper, and resolutely refuse to learn interstellar. Although Xiaoyu has already left, Fang Shaoyun has always thought that if he wants to choose a wife, he must choose Xiaoyu like this.

Everyone has their favorite things in their hearts. Fang Shaoyun didn't know what he loved the most before. In the period before being admitted to university, Fang Shaoyun's life was black and white.

But the thing Fang Shaoyun loved suddenly disappeared, leaving only a mouse.

A raver mouse that is as deep blue as the sea. This mouse was given to him by Xiaoyu on the day Fang Shaoyun was born, and this mouse has become Fang Shaoyun's favorite thing.

After Fang Shaoyun rolled over the bed a lot, he finally decided that he couldn't sleep, and turned on the computer in a pile of fruit peel melon shells on his desk. Fang Shaoyun wondered why he didn't want to sleep after he arrived in college, thinking about the strength of sleeping as soon as he got out of bed in high school, he could only be described as a pig.

After being bored on the Internet for a while, Fang Shaoyun remembered the yellow joke he secretly wrote last time. At that time, Xiaoyu was still there, and Fang Shaoyun never had a chance to watch this movie that was said to be very erotic from an interstellar friend. Fang Shaoyun not only set that paragraph to be hidden, but also changed the suffix of the file and hid it in a large number of documents. The average person really can't find it.

Fang Shaoyun worked hard for a long time before he turned it out of a large pile of his system files.

It was a A movie of country J, not long, only ten minutes. Seeing Fang Shaoyun, he gritted his teeth. Fang Shaoyun despised that man and scolded while watching. Because more than a few minutes had passed, the man was still there touching and licking, without the slightest further movement.

Fang Shaoyun's eyes were sour when he saw it, and the man finally went in. But just when Fang Shaoyun wanted to identify it, the man was already dead. Fang Shaoyun looked at the time, 2 minutes and 40 seconds. I couldn't help but scold in my heart, the men of the Japanese country are useless, neither professional nor appreciative. I thought that the production of A-films in this country was so high, and a man was a beast when he lay on the bed, but it seemed that it was nothing more than that.

nnd, watching an interstellar vod is better than this, Fang Shaoyun cursed the man not to raise it from now on, and at the same time deleted the paragraph casually.

After getting on the network boringly, Fang Shaoyun, who was sure that he was tired, finally climbed into bed.

***

"Ghost", as soon as Fang Shaoyun opened his eyes, he let out a miserable scream. There was nothing more terrifying than opening your eyes in the morning and finding a man with a silver smile standing in front of you.

"Calling the soul early in the morning, is there a sense of public morality?" Then came the clatter, the sound of a beer bottle cracking. It must be that the little couple upstairs were pestering Mian and were frightened by Fang Shaoyun.

Fang Shaoyun tucked the quilt and looked at the man sitting in front of his computer with a silver smile to himself. It feels terrifying.

"How did you get in?"

Peng Feng casually picked up a pack of strange beans on the table and nibbled on it. "Do you kid wish someone came in to insult you, and you don't even close the door when you sleep."

Fang Shaoyun breathed a sigh of relief, "You are not honest in the morning, what are you doing here, I am a man who is physically and mentally sound." Fang Shaoyun resigned solemnly.

Peng Feng almost squirted out the strange beans that were stuffed into his mouth. "What are you kidding, comrade, don't forget that you promised us to help us play a friendly match today."

Fang Shaoyun looked confused, "When did I agree, there must be evidence for the speech, whether there is a recording, whether there is a written confession, we are familiar with each other, if you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slander, I will ......." ”

Smack, before Fang Shaoyun finished speaking, a big pillow was thrown on Fang Shaoyun's face. Fang Shaoyun looked at him with a sad and angry face, full of violent tendencies, only four team members, a man who had been abused by other teams to the point of madness.