Sure enough, Taishang Laojun didn't leave for a while, and a captain of the Heavenly Palace guard came to the Bima Palace, saying that he wanted to search for clues about the suspect, but fortunately, the war horse of Erlang God had long since known where it had gone, Huang Cong breathed a sigh of relief and sighed secretly: "I have to hurry up and let those two brothers who just met blow the wind in everyone's ears." ”

So once again I came to Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear, and these two boys were still fighting wine.

"Huh, why are you here again?" said Shunfeng with a burp.

"Two big brothers, do you know what's wrong with that kid?" Huang Cong said mysteriously.

"What can it do as a dog, as far as we know, what it does is nothing more than stealing a few bones in the kitchen of the kid of the kitchen god to gnaw on, I remember that the last time the kitchen god broke the dog's leg with a spatula, and lay down for several months, what's the matter, the old problem is committed again?"

"Am I going to break the news to my two brothers?

Huang Cong added fuel and vinegar to the originally simple things, and the two of them drank after listening: "Can't you see that this kid still has this hobby?"

"Isn't it, I thought it was really here to inspect the Pegasus, who knew it would do such a thing. Hey, Huang Cong sighed several times, it seemed that as a horse breeder, he couldn't bear to see his horse being ruined like this.

"By the way, two brothers, how do you understand the feelings of those pickled girls I just told you? In fact, girls, they just like surprise, humor, and in front of beauties: there is danger to be saved, and there is no danger to create danger to be saved. So if you go around and let off steam, those fairies will naturally be worried, and they don't have to guard against that dog, so what is missing at this time?"

"What's missing?" the two looked confused.

"Flower Protector!"

"So the first step we have to do is to create panic, especially for women, when there is public opinion in the court, then those who don't believe will also believe it, when the time comes, think about which fairy goes out in an emergency, but a person does not dare to go out, what do you need at this time?"

Huang Cong asked rhetorically again, but this time the two of them had a lot of inspiration in their heads, and said in unison:

"Man!"

"And where did this man come from?"

"We!"

Huang Cong saw that the flickering was almost over, and said: "Since the two brothers already know, let's quickly mobilize, one is that mad dog is indeed very dangerous, in case the princess Shizuka you admire has a three-card and two short-term words, you will not feel good, right? Besides, even if Princess Shizuka is fine, if the other single fairies are ruined by that dog, we can't bear it, right? This pickle girl has to grasp the three-minute heat, so we have to hurry." ”

After listening to Shunfeng Ear and Clairvoyant, he took a deep breath, and Huang Cong read their hearts from their eyes, which was worship.

The common point between telling lies and listening to lies is that the person who says it is serious, and the person who listens to it is serious, so when Huang Cong's words were finished, the two said goodbye with a kind of worshipful look and created public opinion.

At this time, Huang Cong shouted at the backs of the two of them: "Remember that whoever asks you don't say it, just say that it is your own divine ears and divine eyes that you have seen, so that you can look extraordinary in front of girls!" ......

"Brother, brother, I'm back. ”

"Are you coming back, what are you yelling about?" said Huang Cong with a yawn.

"Brother, did you take the remaining pills of Taishang Laojun again?" the thin monkey asked when he saw Huang Cong with a listless look.

"Yes, I recognize the bed, and I can't sleep when I come here. ”

"But brother, didn't Taishang Laojun say that when he left, he couldn't take more pills, it was not good for people's health?"

"It's not good for your health, that old man is still practicing, practicing a furnace, okay, I forgot about the dream I just had when you interrupted me. Huang Cong said depressedly: "The tragedy of life lies in the hard work of having a beautiful dream with beautiful content, and I can't remember it after being woken up by this kid of you!"

"No, brother, I have found out everything you asked me to investigate, and as you expected, now all the people see the howling dog as if they saw a mad dog, and they are walking around all the way. The thin monkey said with a smug face.

Huang Cong asked, "What about the Howling Sky Dog, it didn't feel abnormal?"

"It's all day long, following Erlang God's ass, the fox is fake and the tiger is mighty, and he thinks he is very majestic. ”

In the palace of the Queen Mother of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, a guard came running in a hurry: "Queen Mother, we have found the real culprit." ”

"Oh, there, bring it to Hongu and let Hongu breathe well. ”

"This"

"What's the matter? ”

"The Queen Mother can only be brought up. ”

"What?"

"The prisoner is a horse. ”

Just when the public opinion in the fairy world was in full swing, Huang Cong had nothing to do and tied a ponytail with the horse, at this time, the old man from Tai Bai Xing came in a hurry, and the voice came before the person arrived: "I said that why are you so restless when you just came to Heavenly Court, originally according to your qualifications, you would not have had the opportunity to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but now it's good, Mother Wang assigned you to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace." ”

Huang Cong smiled casually and said, "It must be a bad thing for the Queen Mother to summon me, maybe she will reward me." ”

"What contribution can you make to Heavenly Court when you kid just came, don't forget jì, you were introduced by me, and if something happens, I am jointly and severally responsible." ”

At this moment, the heavenly bell rang, and the old man Taibai said: "It seems that this is a big deal, as soon as the heavenly bell rings, everyone is going to go, it seems that there is an emergency meeting, you kid follow me, and the queen mother will ask you something later, look at my eyes." ”

After a while, under the leadership of the old man Taibai, Huang Cong stepped on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall for the first time, at this time, even if the gongs and drums were noisy, the drums could not express his joy, obediently, a few days ago, he was still looking for a job below, and now he has stepped into the place where mortals want to stand all their lives!

"Alright, don't be ashamed, hurry inside. ”

In the main hall, sure enough, it was the same as the legend, except for the Jade Emperor who didn't see it, all the great immortals were all there, the queen mother sat high in the hall, the four emperors, the twenty-eight star monarchs, the three Qing Daozun, the barefoot immortals, etc., had already arrived one step earlier, waiting below, "Hey, how did the old man see me sneaky?"

Huang Cong recognized it, it was Taishang Laojun, and at this time, he saw himself as if I had nothing to do with this person. After arriving one after another, everyone congratulated in unison: "I wish the Queen Mother of the West a blessing like the East China Sea, and her longevity is better than that of the day." ”

This palace is in a hurry to summon you here today, there are two things, the first one: "Recently, there have been rumors in the heavenly court, saying that there are flower thieves haunting, what a joke, what is the majesty of the heavenly court?"

"Say, what have you all heard?" said the Queen Mother of the West, looking angrily at the gods.

At this time, no one spoke, everyone armed themselves with a stern gaze, as if these things had nothing to do with themselves at all, at this time, the most relaxed was Huang Cong, who was secretly looking at the queen mother above the high hall, and said secretly: "At this age, what kind of cosmetics do you use, and your skin is so well maintained?"

Seeing that no one was talking, the Queen Mother of the West drank: "Since no one has started, then the palace will be named, God of Wealth, you come first." ”

God of Wealth: "Back to the Queen Mother, I haven't heard of the flower thief, but it has recently been rumored that the Roaring Sky Dog always goes to the cat demon in the Hook Heaven Prison if he has nothing to do." ”

After the myth of wealth was over, Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, looked angrily at the roaring dog behind him, and the roaring dog suddenly looked innocent just now, Yang Jian drank: "Queen Mother, the roaring dog has been with me for many years, and I will never do such a thing." ”

When the Queen Mother heard this, she asked, "God of Wealth, who are you listening to when you say this?"

God of Wealth: "Returning to the Queen Mother, it was the God of the Stove who said it." ”

Stove God: "I didn't say it to the Queen Mother, what I said was the jade rabbit that the Howling Sky Dog always likes to hook up with Chang'e when it's okay, I heard from the birthday star." ”

Shou Xing: "Queen Mother, I didn't say it, what I said was that the roaring dog was okay and behaved inappropriately in broad daylight, peeing on the passing fairies, and listening to the water god." ”

Water God: "Queen Mother, I didn't say it, what I said was that the Howling Sky Dog ran to the bathhouse to peek at the fairy bathing, I heard Tai Bai Xing say, and he also inquired about the whole process of peeking around." ”

Taibai: "Queen Mother, I didn't say it, I'm talking about the Howling Sky Dog"

Everyone: "What's the Howling Dog doing?"

Taibai: "Howling Dog"

The Queen Mother began to say at this time: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, what kind of mess, where is the roaring dog?"

"Queen Mother, I was wronged, I didn't do it. "The roaring dog was blinded all of a sudden, this is usually majestic, and when he saw this battle, he immediately climbed down in fright.

At this time, Shizuka, who was serving beside the Queen Mother, whispered: "Queen Mother, I heard that this roaring dog has nothing to do and loves to look at girls' heels, so scared that many sisters dare not go out, Queen Mother, you have to make decisions for us." ”

At this time, the queen mother saw the roaring dog lying on the ground staring at her with wide eyes, subconsciously shrank her feet back, and shouted: "Bold roaring dog, thanks to you, you have finally cultivated a human body, since you have done such evil things, you regard the laws of heaven as child's play, can you be guilty?"

At this time, Yang Jian opened his mouth and said: "Queen Mother, the Howling Sky Dog has been with me for many years, although in addition to loving and greedy for a few dog bones, he is loyal and kind to the dog, and will never do such a thing, as long as we follow the rumors and check down, we will definitely be able to find the person who spreads the rumors." ”

After speaking, Huang Cong said secretly: "It's broken, you can't continue to investigate, you have to stop it quickly, otherwise, won't this plan be ruined?" ”

"Are you?" the Queen Mother looked at Huang Cong, as if there was no such person in the Heavenly Court.

At this time, the old man Taibai hurriedly said: "Queen Mother, this person is my newly recruited Bi Ma Wen from the mortal world, who is kind from the bottom of his heart, serious in his work, and follows the rules."

Queen Mother: "What do you have to say?"

Seeing that the Queen Mother spoke, Huang Cong said with a heavy heart: "Queen Mother, the little one has just taken office as Bi Ma Wen, and the Roaring Sky Dog ran to my Bi Ma Palace to give me a dismount, and it took my horse."

Under Huang Cong's encouragement, except for Erlang Shen's black face, everyone turned their heads and said: "Alas, I didn't expect to see this roaring dog and look like a dog, but I didn't expect to even let go of the horse." ”

"What's even more hateful is that the howling dog also attacked the mature horse. After speaking, Huang Cong sighed deeply towards Erlang God, and Erlang God asked, "What do you mean by this?"

Huang Cong said: "Zhenjun, don't you know, the Roaring Sky Dog came to me and asked for your war horse by name, you also know that my official position is humble, and I dare not speak out because of the obscenity of the Roaring Sky Dog, but today the Queen Mother is here, and I will never let the stain of the Roaring Sky Dog affect the entire Heavenly Court." ”

The queen mother then spoke: "By the way, the second thing I said happens to be related to this, come on, bring that horse in for me, according to the guards' investigation, my peacock was defiled by this horse, Bi Ma Wen, what is the situation?"

Huang Cong said: "Queen Mother, this is also a small thing I don't understand, since the Howling Sky Dog came to my Bima Palace that day, this horse of the True Monarch is like having rabies, crazy. ”

At this time, the roaring dog said angrily: "What are you talking about, believe it or not, I scratched you to death with a dog's paw?"

Huang Cong: "Roaring Sky Dog, why are you chasing Zhenjun's horse?"

"I didn't"

Huang Cong: "Then what are you doing here?"

Roaring: "I'm here to inspect the Pegasus"

Huang Cong: "Then why do you want to chase Zhenjun's horse when you inspect Tianma?"

"I didn't"

Huang Cong: "Then you inspect Tianma?"

"I'm going to chase Zhenjun's horse"

Everyone: "Oh"

Whistling: ""

"I have witnesses," said Shunfeng Ear and Clairvoyant, who stood up and said, "The two of us saw it with our own eyes, and we heard with our own ears that the dog kept chasing after Zhenjun that day, and kept scratching. ”

The whistling dog panicked and said: "Nonsense, it was the horse that chased me first, and I scratched it."

"Oh, are you sure you have something to do with that horse?" asked Huang Congpi with a smile.

At this time, Taishang Laojun said: "Queen Mother, according to the old minister's opinion, check if the dog paws of the Howling Sky Dog have fallen rabies into the horse's body, after all, the Howling Sky Dog has not been incarnated into a human body for a long time, and it is not very hygienic." ”

After the queen mother agreed, after Taishang Laojun checked the health of the horse, she shouted: "Everyone hurry up and get out of the way, it is really infected by the rabies of the roaring dog, so it will make such a big mistake, this disease will be contagious, the queen mother must destroy it quickly." ”

Queen Mother: "But even if the horse is infected with rabies, it will not be like my peacock."

Taishang Laojun drank again: "Queen Mother, this virus is also changed according to the owner's hobbies, and it can be seen that the roaring dog is a womanizer in his life." ”

When the queen mother heard this, she was shocked and said, "This is still enough, hurry up, come on, and throw this dog and this horse down for me." ”

The roaring dog that was carried away kept making a gurgling sound, as if it was asking Jiro God for help, but Erlang God pretended not to see it with a black face at this time. When they saw that the Howling Sky Dog and the horse were all thrown into the reincarnation pool, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and at this time, Huang Cong clearly paid attention to an ok look thrown by the old man of Dao Taishang Laojun, but he didn't notice that the third eye of Erlang God had taken this subtle movement into his eyes.

At this time, Huang Cong found that a person not far away was holding a notebook and kept writing something, and asked the old man Taibai beside him, "What is that person doing?"

"That, Sima Qian, whenever anything serious happens in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, it will be recorded in history, just a document, nothing remarkable. ”

Huang Cong took a look on his tiptoes, and saw the first line of big letters read: "A bloody case caused by a horse!"

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